#is just so fucking hot

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

mommy wanda slowly taking her rings off while she walks towards you before fucking you senseless >>>>>>

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[demaparbat-hp]

Crush, crush, crush!

[naughtymilf71]

This is what 53 looks like... 💋Reblogs would be very nice 🍸

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on

The Muppet Show (1977)

[bubbarnes]

“... it's the winter soldier. that guy is so cool.”

[jordanswitches]

when they cum without permission because they can't hold it and they're apologising the whole time >>>>>>

[egophiliac]

have you been keeping up with gozyuger? it's just... truly wild to watch

OKAY I'm finally caught up! and...wild is an understatement, huh! getting some real Donbros energy off of this one (in the best of ways though really) (just all kinds of super weird and super fun! 💍) (...also the blue ranger might have murdered a child?) (I mean probably not) (they wouldn't. but.) (what if)

I'm especially fond of Bouquet and Fire Candle, just because they encapsulate the two modes of my brain at any given moment

[keferon]

Showed my mecha designs to my friend who knows nothing about transformers. He described Prowl as “the only one who came here to actually work.”

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[shouyuus]

alternatively i think vi would lose her literal mind if/when you wear a sundress around her, she wouldn't be able to keep from staring, to keep from losing whatever her train of thought is just to admire the way the material hugs the shape of you, how it accentuates your collarbones or the slope of your shoulders (how it makes kissing the back of your neck that much easier, because all she has to do is sweep aside your hair and there it is -- her favorite spot to kiss)

she'd love the way you squeak when she wraps her hands around your waist and presses her lips to the tip of your exposed shoulder.

"where'dyou think you're goin', all dolled up like this?"

you cock your head, laughing, "nowhere, vi -- but we couldn't go grocery shopping with me wearing my pj's."

she sighs, "mm... not sure we should be going with you dressed like this either."

"why? what's wrong with my dress?" you look down at it, frowning. you twist to find vi staring, her gaze soft and dark as a midnight sea. it's a look you've long since become intimately familiar with -- you know a sailor lost when you see one, especially one that welcomes the losing.

vi grins, a sharp, shard-light thing; you feel her fingers digging into the bend of your waist before her touch trails down, down, down to toy with the hem of your dress.

"what's wrong is that you look gorgeous wearing it but i feel like it'd look so much better at the foot of the bed."

[literarymerritt]

PLEASE GO READ this incredible claw kink fic by @sundazetales that has not left my mind in over a month!! 💞

Art Tumblr | Bluesky

[sexspidiee]

My ex never ate my ass 🍑💦

[housecow]

thinking about how i have only 3 more inches before im wider around than tall really makes me excited 🫣 that could happen by the end of the year if im not careful

[yashley]

The Mighty Nein Reunion: Echoes of the Solstice 

[catboy-morro]

ive always found it crazy how they call what kai does courage