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THEY KEPT IT! OFFICIAL ENGLISH TRANSLATION KEPT "THATS KACCHAN BAKUGO TO YOU, YA GRADE-A MORON!" THEY KEPT IT AANNNNDDDD THEY BOLDED "KACCHAN BAKUGO"
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!!!!?
#bakudeku#bkdk#im losing my shit#my husband is losing his shit#everyone is losing their shit#because wtf does this mean?!#is this to rally deku?#is it to declare something?#show me dekus face#please tell me he heard it#please tell me his parents heard it#holy f#i just cant even believe this is real#i cant believe they allowed this#we have a chance people#do you feel it?#the tides of change#dekubaku#dkbk#decchan#bakugo x midoriya#katsuki x izuku#bakugou katsuki#midoriya izuku#bnha#mha#mha spoilers#mha 406#dumpling screams#💚🧡
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as part of my pitch re: this post please see below my original concept donut steal for an "if phoenix wright had to catch kira death note" au. best regards
more about this, probably:
this is probably the last case of the game where it transpires that all the other apparent murders in the game have been somehow set up as part of kira's master plan (kira has found creative ways to get around the fact that you can't use the death note to force one person to kill another person and also around rule 10 of the death note that a written death cannot cause other deaths. if you have further queries regarding this matter please do not hesitate to contact me via email best regards)
framing L involves setting up an elaborate murder scene with preset evidence where L is in precisely the wrong spot at the wrong time. L of course anticipated this
the detective character is soichiro, but the real detective character for most of the game is his son light who is a very helpful young man and in fact is the one making most of the contributions
L is ostensibly a detective character too but he mostly just shows up, licks some evidence, blinks at you, and fades out. until he gets arrested
the prosecutor is still miles edgeworth. consider the following:
edgeworth: we have security footage of the defendant holding the murder weapon, at the time of the murder, standing directly in front of the victim, using the weapon on the victim, and then the victim dies
phoenix: okay... but... what if there was a magic notebook
#rookposting#yes planning to do something stupid with this at some point.#harassing poof about comix already. i also kind of want to make like a very stupid little playable demo#death note#ace attorney#we're also not going to acknowledge the confusion of me using phoenix's english name but japanese honourifics#i declare that language is fake. and i can do whatever i want#dnaa
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Dc x dp idea 98
John and JLD are up against a threat from the infinite realm. When the being goes to declare their plans to destroy the planet. The being suddenly comes to a halt.
Apparently there is a single ecto entity that has a haunt on this planet. So they can’t flat out destroy the planet, that would just be rude.
Upon an investigation. As they are definitely gonna scout out who the ecto entity is at the minimum. They find none other the Cujo.
Seeing as it’s quite common for ecto animals to claim an ecto being in the realm as their “haunt”. The JLD assume Cujo, who is asleep on Danny, claimed Danny as his.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#JLD#a owner is an animals haunt#cujo did claim Danny#but Danny has a haunt himself in amity#an old abandoned observatory or something#that’s why the rouges want to take over the world at times#non really declare out right destroying the planet#causing destruction most definitely but not the whole planet#now John and crew think Danny is the only thing keeping the planet from being destroyed because of a dog#ther are half right#imagine them looking into his family. perfect.#ghost hunter parents. lovely#they register Danny and his friends as liminal#accounting Danny’s extra oomph caused as being a ghosts haunt#misunderstandings
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the word zionism should have never left jewish spaces. people took what was already a highly discussed and debated upon topic among jews and turned it into a glorified slur to call us. it is not a word you should be using willy nilly because you're parroting whatever other leftists tell you, it should not leave your mouth if you haven't learned about it's history and complexities from jews who are knowledgeable on the subject. if you're a goy and you tell me you're an anti-zionist, a zionist, or anywhere on that spectrum, chances are no you fucking ain't.
#i've noticed a something shared among all of our best goyische allies on this website:#they don't declare themselves as zionists or antizionists or any of that#because they know it's not their term to use#leftist antisemitism#antisemitism#jumblr#hila has spoken
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I love the parallel of both of these Colin declarations because damn, he's been in love with her forever.
"I seek you out at every social assembly because I know you will lift my spirits and make me see the world in ways I could not have imagined. You are clever and warm and I am proud to call you my very good friend. (. . .) There is nothing more I want than to earn back the favor of the one person who has always truly made me feel appreciated."
"You are the cleverest, bravest woman I have ever known. You make me feel seen in ways I have never felt seen before. And then there's the way your hair cascades down your shoulder. The way your eyes shine when you look at me like two blue pools. The firmness of your lips parted just so. The softness of your skin. And then there are other parts I have been dreaming about."
In both he's declaring what she means to him and how much he values and desires her (the latter in different ways). At the core of both declarations, he says virtually the same thing: "you are clever and kind," "you appreciate me for me," "you see me in a way no one else does," "you value me," and "I desire you."
I love that he does that because all of those traits he appreciates in his friend haven't changed now that he is in love with her. They are why he fell in love with her.
His first declaration was a bit of a light bulb moment for him because I bet he's never said any of that out loud before and I bet he's never been that vulnerable with her. This then culminates into their lesson in the parlor, and why he's so thrown by her own "kind eyes" declaration. This vulnerability continues into the very pivotal moment in his study. It is why he thinks back on that particular moment before he chases after her two episodes later. He inadvertently gave them the space to be vulnerable with one another and woof. That was exactly what he needed.
Colin has always been attracted to her. It just took his sweet dumb lil' brain to catch on but when it did. OH BOY.
#will this season ever not give me something new to obsess over?#colin has SO many declarations this season it is truly insane#my headcanon is that half of his family knew he was in denial about his feelings for her#and that's why they aren't surprised he shows up engaged to her#it has always been colin and pen#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope
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Wait.
There’s no way…
Holy Shit.
#hades 2#hades ii#hades game#sailor moon#usagi tsukino#the upwards facing crescent moon tiara on both their heads#the fact that they’re both primarily spellcasters#the declaration of punishment in the name of something greater#the pose#dear god the pose
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I guess this might be why the UK seemed to go so antisemitic so quickly
I'm researching the 1947 pogroms in the UK. (Actually, I'm researching all the pogroms and massacres of Jews in the past 200 years. Which today led me to discover that there were pogroms in the UK in 1947.)
From an article on "The Postwar Revival of British Fascism," all emphasis mine:
Given the rising antisemitism and widespread ignorance about Zionism [in the UK in 1947], fascists were easily able to conflate Zionist paramilitary attacks with Judaism in their speeches, meaning British Jews came to be seen as complicit in violence in Palestine.
Bertrand Duke Pile, a key member of Hamm’s League, informed a cheering crowd that “the Jews have no right to Palestine and the Jews have no right to the power which they hold in this country of ours.” Denouncing Zionism as a way to introduce a wider domestic antisemitic stance was common to many speakers at fascist events and rallies. Fascists hid their ideology and ideological antisemitism behind the rhetorical facade of preaching against paramilitary violence in Palestine.
One of the league’s speakers called for retribution against “the Jews” for the death of British soldiers in Palestine. This was, he told his audience, hardly an antisemitic expression. “Is it antisemitism to denounce the murderers of your own flesh and blood in Palestine?” he asked his audience. Many audience members, fascist or not, may well have felt the speaker had a point. ...[The photo of two British sergeants hanged by the Irgun in retaliation for the Brits hanging three of their members] promptly made numerous appearances at fascist meetings, often attached to the speaker’s platform. In at least one meeting, several British soldiers on leave from serving in Palestine attended Hamm’s speech, giving further legitimacy to his remarks. And with soldiers and policemen in Palestine showing increasing signs of overt antisemitism as a result of their experiences, the director of public prosecutions warned that the fascists might receive a steady stream of new recruits.
MI5, the U.K. domestic security service, noted with some alarm that “as a general rule, the crowd is now sympathetic and even spontaneously enthusiastic.” Opposition, it was noted in the same Home Office Bulletin of 1947, “is only met when there is an organized group of Jews or Communists in the audience.”
The major opposition came from the 43 Group, formed by the British-Jewish ex-paratrooper Gerry Flamberg and his friends in September 1946 to fight the fascists using the only language they felt fascists understood — violence. The group disrupted fascist meetings for two purposes: to get them shut down by the police for disorder, and to discourage attendance in the future by doling out beatings with fists and blunt instruments. By the summer of 1947, the group had around 500 active members who took part in such activities. Among these was a young hairdresser by the name of Vidal Sassoon, who would often turn up armed with his hairdressing scissors.
The 43 Group had considerable success with these actions, but public anger was spreading faster than they could counter the hate that accompanied it. The deaths of Martin and Paice had touched a nerve with the populace. On Aug. 1, 1947, the beginning of the bank holiday weekend and two days after the deaths of the sergeants, anti-Jewish rioting began in Liverpool. The violence lasted for five days. Across the country, the scene was repeated: London, Manchester, Hull, Brighton and Glasgow all saw widespread violence. Isolated instances were also recorded in Plymouth, Birmingham, Cardiff, Swansea, Newcastle and Davenport. Elsewhere, antisemitic graffiti and threatening phone calls to Jewish places of worship stood in for physical violence. Jewish-owned shops had their windows smashed, Jewish homes were targeted, an attempt was made to burn down Liverpool Crown Street Synagogue while a wooden synagogue in Glasgow was set alight. In a handful of cases, individuals were personally intimidated or assaulted. A Jewish man was threatened with a pistol in Northampton and an empty mine was placed in a Jewish-owned tailor shop in Davenport.
And an important addendum:
I've read a whole bunch of articles about the pogroms in Liverpool, Manchester, Salford, Eccles, Glasgow, etc.
Not one of them has mentioned that the Irgun, though clearly a terrorist group, was formed in response to 18 years of openly antisemitic terrorism, including multiple incredibly violent massacres. Or that it consistently acted in response to the murders of Jewish civilians, not on the offensive. Or that at this point, militant Arab Nationalist groups with volunteers and arms from the Arab League countries had been attacking Jewish and mixed Arab-Jewish neighborhoods for months.
I just think the "Jewish militants had been attacking the British occupiers" angle is incredibly Anglocentric.
Yeah, they were attacking the British occupiers. But also, that's barely the tip of the iceberg.
Everyone involved hated the Brits at this point. If only al-Husseini and his ilk had hated the Brits more than they hated the Jews, Britain could at least have united them by giving them a common enemy.
#jewish history#jumblr#fascism#antisemitism#when anti-zionism IS antisemitism#seriously if you declare that something is never ever antisemitism we know you're writing yourself a blank check to be antisemitic#like. you may not consciously be aware of it#but the more you're emotionally invested in the idea that anything said or done in the name of anti-zionism isn't antisemitic#the more you will ignore or fail to notice or outright defend things that other anti-zionists do that ARE antisemitic#not to mention things that YOU do or say or believe that are antisemitic#especially because most people aren't very aware of the details of different antisemitic tropes#you're not an expert on what is antisemitic and why to begin with and now you're buying into a belief that muffles your perception of it#and gives you motivation to disbelieve and deny it#and there's already psychological motivation to disbelieve and deny it when it's coming from you or your peers or people you admire#and then there's the belief that jews just cry antisemitism to silence valid criticism#aka the exact thing that we always say marginalized groups don't do. and that it's offensive to claim marginalized groups do. that one.#the entire discourse has been set up to protect and propagate antisemitic beliefs from the start#which is not particularly progressive nor is it necessary if you actually want to support palestinians but go off etc#wall of words
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This guy approaches you and offers you flowers, you feel dizzy and weak.
Is this love ?…..
WRONG !!!!!!!! Fire lotus !!!!!!!!!
#twisted wonderland#rollo flamme#twst rollo#twst shitpost#aww how sweet of him (non)#to declare your flame means confess your love in french#happy day to ppl named valentin/valentine or something idk#whatever the day whether it is special or not I hope you all have a nice day !#exceptionally for today he gets to wear his uniform
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AGH
THE SILLIEST
also he and Blorko holdinh hands. This is canon now
And have two final images as a farewell gift
#This isn't even a purely ninjago book#I bought it because I saw Rapton on the cover#the voices won#he lives in my head as a dad#he's my dad#I've declared this now#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago shitpost#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#dragons rising rapton#ninjago rapton#rapton#I'm not actually sure about the ethics of posting stuff from comic strips in books#if I need to delete something please tell me!#blorko ninjago#ninjago blorko#blorko
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did they say in the audio that he's aro too or did they just say he experiences romantic attraction but not anything else? sorry i have no money to buy the boxset lol
he declared he feels nothing of the sorts! they explain the differences between someone who feels romantic and more sexual attraction, and then River is like "oh doctor! you told me you feel nothing of the sorts! you are looking for someone who doesn't have romantic feelings in particular abd here you are!"
(because River and him talked earlier about them being husbands and wife of course, and he was like "a wife??? me??? not now or ever! I don't do that sort of stuff! couple things that is")
so then when he looks for someone who does not feel romantic attraction to save the day later, river makes him realise that's him! so he uses that to win the day!
so yeah!!! offical aromantic doctor!!!!
hoped i explained it well hehe
#ninth doctor#9th doctor#doctor who#imma upload the audio clips later after work! Friday is busy for me#BUT YEAH!#thanks for the ask!#so technically#the doctor's aroness is the one thing that got confirmed officially!!#imma need to relistrn fkr the ace part but im sure its there#SO YEAH.#AROMANTIC DOCTOR CONFIRMED REAL#im sure its there because i remember something like that being mentioned#BUT THE ARO PART WAS THE MOST DECLARED ONE!!!#john dorney i love you
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bed friend, episode 3
middleman's love, episode 3
#kinguea#middleman's love#middleman's love the series#the middleman's love#bed friend#bed friend the series#until i was writing this caption it did not fully hit me that these are both episode 3#i think about them more than is probably clinically advised#anyway have you thought about how these lines are such a perfect depiction of their relationship#king. lying through his teeth saying that he doesnt like uea#because he knows that is the only way uea will let a fwb relationship between them operate#king protecting them both because neither of them have it in them to be honest#to uea proudly and happily and easily declaring their love#not just that he loves king#but acknowledging that he knows king loves him#something that uea had honestly come to believe was impossible#but it is king's love and honesty and support that has allowed uea to love himself more#and to realize he is capable of being loved by others#no more lies no more hiding in order to protect their hearts#just their love. simple plain and honest for everyone to see#they are ..... so perfect#*
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“Whaddya mean he’s your friend?! What kinda pirate has a friend?!”
#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#ofmdedit#ofmdblog#ofmdaily#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Calico Jack#Edit#So uh#To the surprise of NO ONE lmao#I was doing a rewatch of certain scenes#Thanks to me just having huge emotions over Ed and Stede's capture and EVERYTHING that came along with it I guess#And man#MAN.#Ed strongly declaring that Stede is his friend after not even being able to admit it to himself#Ed strongly declaring that someone MEANS something to him after years and years of not having that#Of having that concept be robbed from him over and over#Of feeling inadequate to the point where he thought the concept to be unrealistic#Of feeling too dehumanized to claim something so human#Only to give a figurative middle finger to his EX of all people#And be like 'that silly little guy you endangered actually means something to me. I actually allow myself to care for him. He cares for me.#He's my FRIEND.'#LIKE#HELLO#H E L L O#so i of course had to gif the two most important instances because i just hhghdgjkfkldjlk#DEVELOPMENTS TM
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Why do so many people unironically think the Fire Nation is the misogyny-less “girlboss” nation. What the fuck.
#avatar the last airbender#the fire nation#‘haha Zuko learns about misogyny’ he spent thirteen years around his dad I can guarantee you he knows what that is#like. the fucking weirdness of exalting the genocidal colonizer nation above all else aside#it’s just textually untrue?#Ozai kidnapped Ursa.#even if we don’t take the search as canon he still clearly has and wields power over Ursa#Azula becoming fire lord doesn’t mean Ozai is a guy supportive of girlbosses it just means he hates his son’s guts#and the title of fire lord he gave Azula was empty. it literally didn’t mean anything. like he pronounced himself Ruler of the World#and declared there would be no more nations it would just burn under him#like Zuko is not some enlightened feminist#like sure maybe we could argue that the fire nation in LoK is a lot better but also the Fire Nation is like…never talked about in LoK#and there’s something incredibly gross about all these headcanons about Enlightened Feminist Zuko (Fire nation)#showing the Evil Reductive Misogynists (water tribe) the light#like you realize how weird that is right#right.
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THE BUTTERFLIES ARE INSANE MY INSIDES ARE FLUTTERING AND OMFG
HE'S SO FUCKING SEXY?#??? him accepting the mephisto-approved cutesy sign and then going "get out" PLEASE I WAS SHAKING IN HAPPINESS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'M SO HAPPY I LIKED HIM FROM THE START AND he really showed that he's worth those feelings 🥹
this is unnecessarily even more sexy, I love him so much uuuuuughhh
the power he has 😩 I'm down bad bad
#mairimashita! iruma kun#m!ik#m!ik spoilers#m!ik mephisto#m!ik manga#manga spoilers#welcome to demon school iruma kun#wtdsik#wtdsik spoilers#ch. 367 spoilers#spoilers#m!ik mephistopheles#kingmaker mephistopheles#love of my life mephistopheles#he's on iruma's side and I'm HERE for it#i love this chapter so much omfg#but also#Narnia is getting on my nerves 😭#why are you an adult having beef with a kid#going as far to declare him an enemy is just#damn bro scared much?#how did kalego have a brother like this#and why is the Narnia he remembers a kind person#like did something happen to him#questions questions
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Damian Wayne stuck in a time loop.
It resets when someone dies, and since Damian is the youngest, it doesn’t matter how rocky his relationship is with the bat-siblings, each and everyone one of them sacrifices themselves for him.
And Damian is pissed off because he doesn’t understand why.
Grayson is obvious, he has made it clear that he feels affection for Damian and has made the most effort into integrating him into the family. Of course he would die for his little brother. And at first, Damian believes he finds this outcome to be the least acceptable.
There is also his Father, again, a logical expression of love. Damian can understand why his Father would die for him, even if he doesn’t want him to. Even if, in the first few loops, he wishes that anyone else would die instead. At least it’s a type of parental relationship he can understand in the abstract, even if it surprises him to see its true about himself. That even though he has several older brothers and is unsure of his place by his Father’s side, the man would do anything to protect him. It reminds him of his Mother, even though he’s sure if she were here she’d find a way for the both of them to live.
Brown is the first one to surprise him. They had worked together when Grayson was Batman and he recognized her competence, but he thought that’s all it was. A working relationship between professionals. A mutal, if grudging respect. He is shocked when she dies, how he had no clue she would go that far for him. How he refuses to let it happen again.
If Brown was a surprise, Cain was a shock. Damian thought of her as nigh invincible, unable to be touched. It was clear she was the best of all of them, that she had seen the hit miles ahead of him, had maybe even seen him brace for it. But she had chosen to let herself go down. He feels every bit his age as he begins to wonder if he’s even more powerless to stop this than he thought if his most competent sister chose to let herself fall.
Thomas was confusing. He was new, newer than Damian and not quite sure of himself. They rarely saw each other aside from school due to the mismatch in schedules. Thomas gave him a wide berth, respecting Damian’s space in a way his other siblings failed to do or intentionally disregarded. Damian didn’t think much of him. Couldn’t understand how Thomas hadn’t even paused, had taken the hit as if it was an unquestionable law of the universe. As if they were really brothers and not strangers. It was a sentiment Damian didn’t know how to return.
Todd was the worst. He had seen him, briefly, before he had come to Gotham from the league. His Mother spoke of him rarely, but with pride. He was skilled, if untamed. He avoided the manor and his brothers and their Father. The only one he usually sought was Pennyworth. That is why Todd was the worst. Because he avoided all of them. Because this family had already allowed him to die before and he had come back wrong. A painful reminder that their family has failed. And he fought so hard to remind them all of that failure, every way he chose to keep fighting to live, to prioritize his own life over their Father’s morality. Only to throw it away for Damian. To force him to watch how his brother’s second death shattered their Father and Pennyworth and Grayson in a way that Damian didn’t think they’d survive a second time.
Drake is incomprehensible. Antithetical. A cosmic error. Impossible. There is no love between them, no grudging respect, nothing. Damian can’t stand to look at the person who he feels is a disgrace to the costume Damian now wears. He is the one who dies for Damian the most. The one he can’t possibly understand. The brother he has the least time to question, who gives him the least answers as to his motivations. Who will both die for Damian and refuse to utter a word to him in the same loop. It is madness. Damian needs to prove himself above this embarrassment, and yet Drake chooses to be beneath him. To die for him. It is in spite of Damian’s skill that Drake dies, and Damian hates him for it.
#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#redhood#alfred pennyworth#damian wayne#robin#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#signal dc#black bat#spoiler#batgirl#red robin#nightwing#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#i don’t know how to end this#i like the idea that damian comes out of this without a 180 degree personality change#but also it would be funny af if he suddenly hugged all his siblings one day#after the loop breaks#if he just declared that he loved them all or something#but at the same time i honestly think that tim is the one who gets them out of the loop#that damian is forced to work with him#to acknowledge him and his abilities and the fact that their brothers#also damian is a 10 year old child and idfk how he’s supposed to cope with watching his whole family die and then go about the next day#like nothing happened i think it would scare the hell out of the batfam
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Can’t remember where I’ve seen the idea first but I’ve had this idea of Regular Clowns taking offense to joker’s bullshit for a while now and exacting Vengeance. The man doesn’t even has an egg! His ass never been to clown school! He’s a disgrace to them all!
So four buddies leaving the traveling circus business decide as people who have loved every second of this and are Deeply Insulted by this wanker to Do Something About It.
Three of them are showmen- an acrobat, a juggler, a fire fanatic, the works.
The last one, Jerry, is a stage hand. He is their most powerful member- not only does he have the superpower of self care, but he’s a meta! Minor telekinesis is actually really useful when shuttling stuff around in a stage in a hurry! (And that whole thing of our idea of ninjas coming from stage hands in all black being ‘invisible’ yeah. Cryptid vibes, except it’s just Jerry)
So. A clown car pulls up in Gotham, in the middle of a Joker attack, presumably despite ever Gothamite on the road who saw it making their best effort to take one for the team and mow them down. This is a no good awful sign for Gotham.
But it gets better.
Because out does not step a bunch of goon reinforcements in masks, or some jokerified poor soul, but instead someone in one of those historical jester costumes, bells and dramatic ass sleeves and all. Also, they’re bright orange. It is slightly eye searing. In one hand is the end to a long line of tied together handkerchiefs in clashing neon colors which appears to be infinite bc it just keeps coming. In the other is a comedically oversized hammer with a squeaky sound effect installed but no spring to soften the blow- it in fact has spikes with little Mayfair banners hanging off.
They immediately attempt to strangle/bash Joker to death with a winning smile firmly in place, and actually survive the attempt of which by apparent virtue of being made of rubber or something. And out slides our fire master, in all teal for contrast, who promptly throws smoke bombs at the crowd of goons around and starts all but boa staffing them down with his fire wand, paired with a dramatic speech about how Joker is in insult to the idea of circus and also the most unfunny bitch to ever walk the earth.
Lastly, the juggler. They have come armed. With glitter and hackysacks. A dramatic beatdown ensues, with much shrieking and yelling on all sides. A gif is made of Joker being bonked right through a concrete wall with a move right out of a video game. Several goons get concussions a la bowling pins. It’s all being live streamed by someone through their apartment window and is rapidly going viral. It’s a good time mostly because this attempt at vengeance against the Clown Bitch Gotham did not immediately involve some one getting very anticlimacticly shot.
No really takes note of the guy in all black and ski mask, calmly standing in the middle of the flaming chaos. He occasionally holds out a new set of props for the juggler, an oversized great sword for our acrobat jester, some nitroglycerin for blowy uppy efforts, the works. Until he starts calmly putting together a three story set of scaffolding for the gang to use for the purpose of beating the crime king’s skull in in even more ridiculous ways and also so jester can showcase their absolute lack of a spine.
And Jerry goes back to standing in the middle of this chaos, apparently unaffected by Literally Everything going on. His friends are fucking crazy, he’s used to it.
Meanwhile, Ghost King Danny gets a new urgent appeal at his ghostly royal desk- someone is attempting to enact vengeance against the joker and move approximately 46363883 souls along doing it, except it’s not the Red Hood this time! It’s Some Random Guys that a minor mischief god is now attempting to fast track layering with blessings! Said minor god is officially appealing for the Ghost Monarch’s support. Danny is conflicted- on one hand, he Fucking Hates Clowns. And has a major hero worship thing going on for Red Hood, a fellow supernatural hero (in the dead’s eyes) much his senior. However, the idea of a bunch of nobody’s beating the joker to death at the same time as declaring how shit of a clown he is IS pretty hilarious.
He gives it the stamp of Yes, provided others seeking vengeance (aka red hood, the thousands of joker victims in Gotham, anyone who wants to go spectacular viral) can still intervene to catch some own hands, a minor merriment/will of the people god does a jig on the spot, and back with the Justice Circus Brigade, ghouls and Spectors alike start popping up to join in on the fun! Which our beloved ren faire rejects are actually pretty okay with- big enough circus events in the DC universe have a bad habit of becoming possessed/very obviously haunted/Ooky Spooky like, every few months. And these guys look much friendlier than whatever the hell has been in the house of mirrors these last few months!
Red Hood isn’t sure how he’s suddenly in the middle of upper Gotham when he’s was decidedly Nowhere Near three seconds ago, but that’s a problem for later when the Bitch Ass Clown Extraordinaire is Right There!! So he tables it to be very paranoid about later, shrugs, and starts shooting. Jester starts shouting out points for accuracy/comedy, Jerry calmly asks if he wants some of their backup silver bullets just in case The Target really is an unholy being of some sort. (They have taken Precautions. For Everythinf. Or at least Jerry did.) Jason can’t say no to free extra ammunition and also That’s Hilarious, man he has to hire these guys!
Then fire juggler molotov’s the joker, and he decides these idiots are ABSOLUTELY worth saving from the big bad bat. Fuck it, this morons are the BEST.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#also can anyone find me that one fic where like the gang plus vlad dimension hop#and end up putting themselves in clone bodies in an abandoned Cadmus base#and superboy discovers them and the Wayne’s panik#pls I have such ideas for art of these nerds but no artistic ability#prety colors#the joker: I will kill u#a jacked acrobat juiced up acrobat powered by god and anime: I declare thee stupid. Bonk#a failed college dropout disaster twenty something: dISGRACE UPON YOU#ON YOUR COW#etc#and then there Jerry
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