#is it obvious now?

[daisuki-daisuke]

Pls pls pls can u write more about incri I’m trying to pick up what little crumbs there are of incri I’m begging u as a fellow incri enjoyer 🙏🙏🙏

damnnn im a writing blog now??? i get requests now??? whaaaaat

since you asked so nicely- jk i would love to.

incri almost felt offended. the audacity that anyone of them had sent them a private message???

they were pondering over whether to ignore it or write yet another sarcastic or degrading remark.

they were in the mood for the latter. but the urge quickly fizzles out when it's: thrim

incri scoffs. scoffs at themself.

but incri being incri, they do eventually send a not so polite response.

incri: why th e fuck are you massaging me?

they doesn't bother to correct the spelling mistake. and you take the advantage quickly.

thrim: massaging lol

incri: whatever

thrim: i wanted to ask if you wanted to hop on the gaming server

incri: why would i game with you

thrim: wnpep and elimf agreed too

thrim: we can team up and …

incri’s eyes sparkled. they typed quickly

incri: and beat the shit out of those losers?

thrim:

you two never let wnpep and elimf live it down. and odxny still coos like an excited parent, declaring it as you guys’ first date.

incri’s face would warm up as they huffed and puffed behind their computer screen.

incri: shut the fUCK UP

odxny: soooo cute

incri:

incri: that was NOT a date

wnpep: it's okay, incri. my wife and i were shy at first too. you two will get used to it soon!

incri: ...

elimf:

odxny:

thrim:

incri: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THRIM

elimf: thrim’s your wife, incri?

elimf: in a gender neutral way thrim

thrim: 👍 all good

odxny: they are probably blushing and giggling and kicking their feet

incri: i a NOT

elimf: suuuure

incri: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM GONNA BURN ALL OF YOU DOWN

incri:

narrator: incri was, in fact, blushing.

[kiryuing]

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton winning that “idgaf” award in FNAF

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

[mod2amaryllis]

adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:

clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex

[kentopedia]

nanami kento, who hates dating, and didn’t do much of it in his early twenties. but now, he’s almost thirty, watching all the people he works with settle down, have kids, and he thinks he wants that. so he might as well try.

so satoru sets him up on a few dates — friends of friends, he calls them. and at the end of every one of the dinners, kento goes home empty, exhausted, because he knows what they want is not the same.

still; he thinks maybe he’s being a little self-destructive, maybe too picky, maybe he just got so used to being alone. with satoru’s insistence, he gives all the women another call, invites them over to his apartment.

the first time was a disaster… kento had barely set the dinner on the table before his cat had hissed at her, scratched her down the arm in a thin gash. and though it did draw blood, it was hardly enough to warrant that reaction.

he didn’t even try to stop her as she picked up her bag and left, huffing like she’d been morally offend. kento, though, could only smile to himself in amusement.

because maybe kento was a poor judge of character, a man who was secretly hoping nothing would pan out — but his cat could certainly tell the good from the bad.

it became a little game to him, after that. seeing if anyone could win his pet over, and if they could, perhaps they were the one. his darling animal was a fickle thing anyway. a bit too defensive, quick to bite anything threatening after years on the streets.

naturally, no one came back twice.

he was close to giving up, accepting his solitude because he was tired of empty conversations over dinner. but then, he ventured out over the weekend to a new coffee shop, during hours he normally didn’t spend out of his home, and met you.

though you only talked for a moment, kento felt like maybe he’d known you in a past life. a part of him thought maybe it was strange, the way he kept coming back to talk to you, catching you at the end of your shift to see if you wanted to grab a coffee sometime.

by the second date, kento started to think you could turn out to be his best friend.

by the third date, kento wondered if soulmates were real.

on the fourth date, almost two months later, an appropriate time to get to know someone when you were as reserved as kento, he invited you over for dinner. it was, perhaps, the final confirmation he needed to let himself be with you.

he let you through the door, smiling softly as you told him about the book you were reading, and hung his coat on the rack. a moment later, you stopped, distracted, hands covering your mouth in a gasp.

“kento! she’s the cutest cat i’ve ever seen, you didn’t even show me pictures!” you exclaim, and, a few feet away, crouched down. “look at her pretty eyes…”

“careful,” kento said, “she’s not very—“

but the cat approached your outstretched hand, sniffed once, before letting you scratch her under her chin, purring loud enough for kento to hear across the room.

“shes such a sweetheart, you told me she was mean!” you smiled, making a cooing noise as you threaded your fingers through her fur. “kento’s a liar, isn’t he… you’re so precious.”

a few moments later, she snapped her jaw at you in a biting motion, and you only laughed, withdrawing your hand. “alright, i get it, i won’t bother you anymore.”

though she still brushed against your legs, just as she did kento’s, and seemed to communicate some sort of message to him.

“do you want any help cooking?” you ask, tucking your hair behind your ears. “i’m a disaster in the kitchen, but—“

“sure,” kento said, his chest tightening as he blinked back at you, only in his apartment for minutes and already looking as at home there. he wondered if it was possible to fall in love so quickly. “but only if you want to.”

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[galactic-rhea]

Ah yes, the "evil" family.

I thought it would be even more funny if it was Luke, of all people, the one who wanted to watch Bloodbath in the Black Moon of the Dragon System.

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[cbmagus49]

Hey guess what it's time for a big ol' Relativity screenshot edit sketchdump!!!!

[hinamie]

corvidae

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

[posalis]

"You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself." Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

[chloesimaginationthings]

All FNAF protagonists are artists.. and traumatized..

[jinxnvi]

1.01 / 2.09

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[soapyakships]

missing from the real world