#is it just regular bread?

[soaking-wet-cat-punk]

asexual vampires, what is your opinion on garlic bread?

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese mantou (steamd bread or buns) be like

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.

[corntired]

Fanfiction is so goated actually

No monetary incentive, just writing in one's free time. Some incentive for like kudos and comments, because who doesn't want to hear that someone else enjoyed what they wrote. Just writing a story that is good and/or enjoyable, no real-life pressure to keep it going because god forbid you and other people are depending on it financially.

Writing a story because you want to write a good story, so you can write what they want the way you want, at a pace that is realistic for you, with exactly the plot pacing you want there to be.

[canisalbus]

I find little Machete being happy over bread baking to be so endearing, especially because I can imagine a world in which helping with baking was one of the few childhood joys he had (due to the lack of art of him happy as a pup), and then remembering the art you did months back of modern Machete making a souffle, I can see reincarnated Machete being drawn towards baking in his free time due to those residual feelings from his past life.

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[healpimp]

saw somebody claim the stickybomb launcher was too ugly for demoman and he should use the half zatoichi instead. disgraceful thoughts like this should be punishable by death, perhaps by tying them to a rocket going into space

[ejsuperstar]

@lilybug-02 get sprited nerd (the wings are meant to be transparent but I guess that didnt come across on the export... Damn) Gonna go sleep now cos it's late

[milkandhoneyfemme]

sapphic relationships are romantic and wholesome but also sometimes it’s

“I don’t feel good”

“Well, yea, you said there’s black mold in the house and you accidentally ate moldy bread earlier.”

“I mean, I should be fine? It’s just mold.”

“Darling, you are allergic to penicillin and amoxicillin. Your body fucking hates mold. Stop eating mold.”

[eraserheadbabyfever]

trying to get into gluten free bread because sandwiches are really the easiest thing to pack for lunch. but it's so annoying because if you have enough flavorful ingredients it can kind of taste like a normal sandwich, but only if that normal sandwich was made with like, stale garbage bread ......

[kikuism]

ciabatta topped with cottage cheese and bruschetta

[sponsoredbyanxiety]

well what did I say. same thing I say every season…it’s not susan foreman. it’s sutkh emperor of DEATH. it’s never gonna be susan…

[volfoss]

Good news... French toast casserole tomorrow :3

[sherrymagic]

Hi Lana 💜💜 I read your tags on that pizza poll reblog and ... Italy really seems like gluten-free/coeliac heaven. One day soon I'll go there again (last time I went I wasn't yet diagnosed so I wouldn't know). Until then, Schär is the best I have access to atm. I've had two other brands and they were even worse. I miss (good) pizza so much. 😭

Jane 💜💜💜

heaven... not really, you still have selected options and basically can't eat outside your house, but thankfully we are past the times when Schär was the only gluten free option in supermarkets 😭 taste aside it also has so many weird ingredients i literally had an unspecified allergic reaction to something in their bread once lmao. i guess since we are literally the hometown of pizza we have some better options in this sense in general, and still i was shocked to find out last december big cities have restaurants that have gluten free stuff that literally has no difference in look and taste to the gluten one? nothing similar to where i live *sigh*

i feel you, that restaurant where my friend took me was the first time in about... 8? years i have eaten actually good, real-looking/tasting pizza. why do we have to be denied one of the greatest joys in life, who did we slaughter in our past lives to deserve this 😭

[festivalfoxes]

husband keeps affectionately giving me shit for continuously viewing senshi as 'basically a normal guy.' i simply cannot internalize anything she says to the contrary. it's normal to opt out of society because you feel weird and uncomfortable in the presence of others. it's normal to spend solitary decades in the wilderness. it's normal to only break that solitude and interact with other people because they are doing a bad job at your area of expertise and you can help them. it's normal to not say shit about yourself ever. normal guy.

[arctic-hands]

I want

Spaghetti and garlic bread

I have

celiac ☹️

[mariocki]

A young Paul Darrow turns up to lend an expert opinion, as Omar, a conservationist at an Istanbul museum, in The Saint: The Gadic Collection (5.27, ITC, 1967)