#is it hot in here or is it just me

[kawoala]

Suna for you meeya mwah mwah

GULP

[dandalionbold]

Oh this one is going to be long and gonna go under a read more because.... i am feral LOL

THE JIMMY HAS BEEN RUSTLED

Its kinda hard to see, but Terry is still picking him the fuck off the ring and carrying him for a second. BOI CALM YOURSELF

Terry now doin' the pats. Learned from Jimmy clearly.

Jimmy put his jacket back on and is uh. He's doing his best. I think Terry know what he's doing, bby

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmass- i mean. Poor Jimmy. *cough* Purposely wearing tight leather pants so he doesn't get pantsed again is hysterical to me.

Terry of course (cheats) and knocks JYD out and um. Jimmy strips once again. I'm gonna have way too many Jimmy strip gifs. Why is he so READY to do so though goddamn

This of course doesn't work out. He did his best. Scuttle scuttle. Don't worry, you get your revenge soon. But we're gonna live off your "cute red panties" joke for a while.

Angy boi!!!! Fiesty angy boi!!!

[but-i-was-b4by]

ive been binging law and order ci since friday and thought for sure id hit mid second season at least

nope still in season one

[squeezesublime]

bella goth looks great today, doesn't she 😅

[thepaintedlady00]

Nightshade Chapter 9 Sneak Peeks!

That's right, y'all tied it! I'm in a very generous mood today so I gift you both peeks. Consume them at your own risk 👀

🧜

"So," Jake's voice came from the doorway so suddenly I jumped, dropping his leather jacket onto the floor.

"Shit!" I yelped, turning to glare at him. "Don't sneak up on me!"

He chuckled, eyes dragging down my body, fixing on my bare shoulders, the deep plunging neckline of the dress and then finally on my leg, the one exposed by the high slit of the gown. When he finally took notice of his jacket on the floor, his head tilted. "Are you really taking time out of your dinner to sneak my jacket into my locker?"

I scoffed, kicking the jacket behind me with my heel. "No! That'd be crazy."

He laughed, nodding to the still very visible fabric. "Well go on, don't let me stop you."

Fucking… I bit my lip and bent over to retrieve it, fully aware of how he drank in the sight of my boobs threatening to spill out of the corseted top. I turned back to his locker and stuffed it inside, slamming the door shut with a grin. "Did you need something? A jacket perhaps?"

"No, I'm good, very toasty." He replied, taking a step forward, the wicked smug look in his eyes never fading. "So, the hip right?"

"What?"

"Your mermaid tattoo," he clarified, taking way too much pleasure in the way my face fell with the realization. "It's on your hip."

My hand slapped over the too high slit that did indeed showcase the tail of my tattoo. "God damn dress!"

Jake leaned back against the locker nodding to my leg. "Show me."

"No!"

"You said you would if I guessed where it was," he argued.

I shook my head, laughing nervously. "I actually didn't. All I said was you didn't know where it was already."

Jake moved even closer. "Technicality. Show it to me."

"No!"

"Oh come on, princess."

My face burned the closer he got until finally under the weight of those pretty blue eyes I cracked. "Fine, you get five seconds!"

I moved my hand and carefully lifted the slit of my gown to show the intricate mermaid that curved up my hip, tail curling a little over my thigh. In my head, I began to count. One. Two. Th- Warm fingers grazed along the curve of my hip and every thought stuttered to a half. Jake was on his knees, eyes taking in the sight of my tattoo with an appreciative gleam. I could feel his breath fan along my skin as his fingers moved to skim over the inked skin.

🍑

“What about Lena?” Her voice carried down from the top of the stairs. Jake smirked at their coworkers, ready to spill all the filthy ways they’d expressed how they felt about her outfit tonight, but he wasn’t at all ready to admit that they were right and bite his tongue to keep from saying the exact same things they had. There standing at the top of the stairs beside the bar Lena descended and Jake’s mouth did with her.

It wouldn’t have surprised him if she’d grown wings right in front of him, wouldn’t have surprised him if she was truly an angel in disguise. She always looked beautiful and hot and everything in between but here, now, in that dress… Jake couldn’t look away. He didn’t want to, not ever. 

The peach-colored dress hugged her body in a way that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. Her shoulders were bare; the dress was held onto her by two drooping pieces of fabric that caressed her upper arms as she moved to take hold of the railing and the sheer will of god. The corset top was simple, though it wasn’t the top he was really looking at, but rather the deep plunge of the neckline that lifted her breasts ever so slightly and exposed them more than he was expecting. It flowed behind her as her long legs moved down the steps, the fabric bunched at her waist lifting it up to further accentuate the near hip-high slit.

Lena smiled at him as she stood in front of the bar and leaned on it causing her half-down red hair to spill over her shoulder. She tilted her head. “What about me?”

Sasha came to his rescue with a grin that was far too smug. “We were just talking about how badly we wanted to fuck you tonight, Tiger Bitch.”

“Oh,” Lena laughed, the sound only tormenting him more. “Thank you… I think?”

Ari looked at her breasts and shook her head. “No, thank you.”

Nicky shooed the group away from the bar. Jake couldn’t bring himself to move… couldn’t look away from her for even one second. Lena’s eyes trailed down, fixating on his chest. He saw her lips move, but he didn’t hear her the first time. Blinking he shook his head. “What?”

“Your tie’s loose,” she repeated.

“Oh,” he lifted his hands to try and move the stupid thing, but his mind was a blur. All he could think of was her in that dress, was that damn smell of cherries. God, pull it together. It’s just a dress. Just a damn smell. He scolded himself.

Her hands came up to stop him before he could ruin his tie anymore. He hadn’t even noticed her head around the bar. She smiled up at him, sweet and absolutely too much right now. “Here, let me.”

“You’re a guest tonight,” he said, his voice wavering slightly. “You’ll get in trouble.”

“I’ll be quick then,” she replied with a wink. God… fuck!

She was right the other night. She could have him whenever she wanted, however she wanted. Jake swallowed thickly as her bright eyes flashed up to his. He'd take her here in front of all these guests… all their coworkers if it's what she wanted. His whole body hummed at the very thought of what she’d look like, that dress hiked up to her hips, her bent over the bar or even better sitting on top of it so he could see her face. All he wanted was to hear her say the words. He wanted her to want him just as badly as he wanted her.

[guppybubbles]

today is not a good day folks 😨😨😨😨😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

[katchowbbie]

Woah what the fuck (//∇//)

getting carried away with kissing heeseung

heeseung x reader

description: a sweet kiss that turns into a desperate, sloppy makeout sesh

a/n: suggestive and my first attempt at writing a kissing scene lmao

kissing hee always starts innocently enough.

he always comes to you with doe eyes, sometimes with a small smile as he leans in, sometimes with a pout depending on his day. but he always is looking at you with those doe eyes of his, and it's always incredibly hard to deny him.

he has the habit of cupping the back of your neck to pull you close to him, your height does not make a difference as his right hand will always find its way to the back of your neck to tilt your head to the angle he finds necessary to kiss you.

the first kiss can always start as something as simple as a peck pressed firmly but true to your lips. it's always as if he forgets about the pleasure he gets from kissing you and acts like its the first time all over again with the rush he says he gets.

it's easy to tell when he gets overwhelmed and feels like one sweet kiss isn't enough because a small whine from the back of his throat will escape as you are pulling away only for him to pull you back in for a longer kiss.

suddenly there's so much but not enough of you, and he is feeling like he will never get his fill with the intensity of your kiss. it's just you and him and nothing else and suddenly he can't even hold himself upright as he wants to pull you impossibly closer.

somehow he manages to find purchase of a wall to lean you both against and both of his hands envelop both sides of your face. both of you are so tightly pressed against each other, somehow supporting your weight with one another.

god forbid you pull away for a half second as a small, high-pitched noise escapes him and he continues his kisses to the side of your face and down your neck. gasps fill the room before you pull him back from the hair at the base of his neck, which makes the poor man's knees crumble and his eyes roll to the back of his head before you connect your lips back to his.

the kiss is suddenly becoming wetter and more desperate, both of you suddenly more frantic and with a sense of urgency that would both lead you to think back with embarrassment. his nose bumps delicately and then harshly against yours as you both tilt your heads from one side and then to the other.

heeseung makes the most beautiful noises when your hands start exploring his body just as much, but especially when you start to pull on his hair. however, his moans reach a new level of frenzied when you bite on his lip.

there is a new crazed look in his eye when you both now are forced to pull away for air and he catches the string of spit that connects your lip to his before it snaps away.

he wears the prettiest blush on the top of his cheeks and his once-doe eyes are now heavy-lidded with an ardent desire and he once again can't control the urges that take over him as he pulls you harder against the wall and into a deeper kiss

[inkedmoth]

scene I just wrote for Swift Wings got me like

[pikechris]

yeah the doctor hasn't kissed a man since 2005 but they also haven't kissed anyone on screen since missy in 2014. ten actual years. do you understand the significance of this

[ionomycin]

wild strawberries

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk

[emerald-evans]

@sweater-daddiesdumbdork they are perfectly soft and his kisses are so tender… that’s of course only after he’s cum 3 times just using your mouth and cunt and is about to manhandle you into another filthy position where he has unlimited access to every part of your beautiful body

you’re on the verge of passing out beneath him, unable to form a single thought after the countless orgasms he pulled from, but not before he slaps your ass and rolls you onto your back and swings one leg over his opposite shoulder, twisting you until he has the best view of your beautiful face and bouncing tits, one hand gripping your hips and the other wrapped around the column of your throat, hips snapping against you as those plush pink lips drip with words sweeter than honey

idk if you’re into it but he would totally spit in your mouth too 🫠

STEVE ROGERS + mouth (requested by anonymous for 10k follower celebration)

[emo-freakxx]

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[just-null]

HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)

I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF

Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)

[little aftermath under the cut]

they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.