#is he fishingboatproceeds-blog?

[wizarddaughterofathena]

Question for the unexisting followers I believe I have,

What is John Green's official tumblr account, if he even has one? Because I've seen some weird schist about him on pinterest and I can't be fully sure about it now.

[ilickedyoursaltlamp]

So, for years before I got tumblr, I was seeing tumblr screenshots reposted on other sites because where else can anyone get quality content? It gave me this idea that there were like. Famous tumblr blogs, and there kind of are. There are the ones everyone’s heard of. fishingboatproceeds? That’s one of the Green brothers and I’m too tired to remember which one. slimetony? That’s randy, and his sticks are still in the oven to this day.

But it also gave me this bizarre idea of like. These famous blogs are the Tumblr Council or something. Which is completely incorrect, obviously. These guys are just as weird as the rest of us.

But for the sake of the bit, the Tumblr Council in my head also included teaboot, glumshoe, chefpyro/demilypyro, and vampireapologist. Just off the top of my head.

And Pukicho was also there but he wasn’t on the Council he’s like. The crazy wizard. He’s still the crazy wizard to me.

[theerrose]

I am SO FREAKING MAD that this goddamn breaking national news coverage in my google Home Screen is how I found out that @fishingboatproceeds (now @sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog ) is back on tumblr.

[bearbleps]

I remember almost 8 years ago, tumblr bullied the hell out of John Green on his blog @fishingboatproceeds. The final straw for him was when someone edited a post of his (a weird feature tumblr had back then) to make it seem like he was obsessed with felatio in great detail. It's funny that back then, that vandalized post turned him into a laughing stock and caused him to abandon tumblr. But if that same post were made today, it would be a more lighthearted prank and would have tons of reblogs with tags like "#omg same" and "#who knew john green was a throat goat??🥵"

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[vergilsfavoritebee]

I posted 4,229 times in 2022

16 posts created (0%)

4,213 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@clubolive

@phoenixyfriend

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@storylinecaroline

@tartrazeen

I tagged 141 of my posts in 2022

#heartstopper - 11 posts

#charlie spring - 9 posts

#nick nelson - 9 posts

#eeaao - 8 posts

#nick and charlie - 7 posts

#heartstopper comic - 7 posts

#heartstopper tv - 7 posts

#mine - 7 posts

#heartstopper netflix - 7 posts

#so true bestie - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 99 characters

#but it’s so important for queer ppl to have other queer ppl in their lives outside of relationships

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I think people crush on Nick Nelson so hard because most of Heartstopper’s audience identifies way more with Charlie. But I really hope there are people who are like, “Where’s my Charlie Spring? 🥺”

Because wishing for a person who is out and proud, supports your coming out journey, is really smart and thoughtful, has badass music taste*, and built-in amazing friends is just as valid a thing to wish for as a goofy, sporty, golden-retriever partner with heart eyes.

🍃🍂🍃🍂

*you may disagree about Charlie’s taste, but I’m sorry, Charlie liking Radiohead and The Strokes matches my fantasy, sorry about it. And from the comics we know he likes Chloe Moriondo, The Vaccines, and Muse.

318 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

#4

I made this just to gauge what people think. Is this accurate?

tumblr eras

2010: beginning of mainstream

true microblogging platform

fuckyeah! blogs

there were actual celebrities on tumblr

2012-2014: twee “tumblr girl” aesthetic and peak fandom (superwholock & homestuck)

“sides” of tumblr (i.e. “science side of tumblr, explain!” and hipster vs. fandom sides of tumblr)

I feel like viria’s and burdge’s PJO and HP art was especially big

“I like your shoelaces”

2014-2020: peak “tumblr discourse” (think Steven Universe and the rise of TERFs); kinda faded out after the kinning wars and that whole rabies thing

2015: John Green/fishingboatproceeds C*ck Monologue and end of post edits

2017-2019: peak musical theater fandom (Hamilton, Be More Chill, etc.), Voltron fandom

2018: p*rn ban and mass exit

2020: ATLA revival (fr that’s all I remember from 2020 tumblr)—jk remember November 2020? election results, Stacey Abrams, destielgate/superhell, et. al.

2021-present: collective memes that are only important on tumblr (e.g., horse plinko, it’s me i’m the ps5, slug reacts, blorbo, bug ass)

lots of general celebration of queer media (very different from early tumblr where it was all speculation and shipping)

Elon bought twitter, so kind of a new era for tumblr

also, of course, Dracula Daily

960 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#3

To the Nicks who will likely never see this post:

🍃🍃🍃

Most of the pre-existing Heartstopper fan base and certainly most of the fans on Tumblr are the Charlie Springs of the world. And for them, this show is about the possibility of healthy romance (i want to believe in romaaance) and creating a loving queer community.

But, gosh, I hope the Nick Nelsons of the world find this show. Now that Heartstopper is in the mainstream, I hope the people who have more marginalized identities, who never thought about being anything other than straight but for whom straight doesn’t feel *quite* right, those who deal with toxic masculinity/femininity and don’t feel like they have real friends, this show is for them as much as the Charlies.

And I hope the Nicks who watch this show seek out their Charlies, Taras, Darcys, Elles, Taos, Isaacs, etc. and find a community that loves them for who they are. And I hope one thing you Charlies, Taras, Darcys, Elles, Taos, Isaacs, etc. take from this show is to reach out. This show is so good at demonstrating how being yourself makes others want to be themselves, too!

Much love to the beautiful people on this hellsite:

💖💜💙,

💖💛💙,

🖤🤍💜,

💚🤍🖤,

💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜,

❤️🧡🤍💗💖,

💛🤍💜🖤,

💙💗🤍💗💙.

1,143 notes - Posted April 28, 2022

#2

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1,292 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Joe Locke Appreciation

Listen I know Kit absolutely BODIED Nick Nelson but Joe Locke also absolutely killed it.

Like his nervous giggles? His chemistry with the entire friendship group? Every interaction with Tori? And he’s already portraying Charlie’s mental illness so well and subtly. That boy is killin it.

3,174 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

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[tooquirkytolose]

What's the John Green discourse about?

Oh FUCK I feel old

Ok...ok...so uhh John green, the ya author dude, had a tumblr for a while back in like 2013?? I wanna say?? like 2013-2015, when his books were everywhere, and a bunch of ppl on here absolutely loved him

And a bunch of ppl absolutely did not. And the thing about tumblr at the time is, as bad as it is now? It was so much worse back then (web design wise) to the point where one of the things you could do, was literally reblog someone's post, and edit the entire thing: change the text, add images, delete text, whatever

Guess what happened to his posts

Fishingboatproceeds was his tumblr blog, btw. Probably the most known post, which was a copypasta(??) Or became a copypasta, was this one about blowjobs

so anyways he's not on tumblr anymore

[saltyfinalboss]

Yup, fun fact, @fishingboatproceeds is the actual factual 100% legitimate tumblr blog of John Green.

did he get bullied off of Tumblr? please tell me he got bullied off of Tumblr

[clown-of-madness]

some context for those asking in the notes

Pizza: meme/humor blog, deleted. called out for anti-black racism and saying the n word

sixpenceee: a horror themed blog, still active on a couple accounts. called out for defending her family owning a child slave, trying to offer (unlicensed) therapy to her followers for a f33, using disabled and mentally ill peoples experiences for her "scary" posts, and stealing art

memeufacturing: meme blog, deleted. called out for being fascist

fishingboatproceeds: blog of author John Green, currently inactive. called out for being performative in his allyship with the LGBTQ+ community, should be noted that he regularly donates to multiple charities including ones focused on helping LGBTQ+ youths. there were also (proven false) claims of paedophilia and predatory behavior.

i-am-a-fish: goldfish rp themed positivity blog, currently inactive. called out for homophobia after making a "stupid lesbian" joke. the callouts rapidly turned into dog pilling, death threats, and suicide baiting until they stopped using the site entirely

Tumblr: *in deep discourse about how this popular blogger is actually terrible, pulling receipts, and calling them out*

Me, used to this, having seen the rise and fall of pizza, sixpenceee, memeufacturing, fishingboatproceeds, iamfish, etc:

[presidentabo]

I posted 5,090 times in 2022

That's 463 more posts than 2021!

3 posts created (0%)

5,087 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@handageddon

@sergle

@grumpytrans

@curioscurio

@nnilkyway

I tagged 37 of my posts in 2022

#yall forgot that....my autism didnt let me - 2 posts

#legit tested my first name choice through pokemon and got used to he him pronouns skdnnd - 2 posts

#im now studying zoology tho - 2 posts

#and lent into a busy road to save him - 1 post

#hehe im a veggie - 1 post

#i think hes the one that fucks hannibal - 1 post

#tickets for the ark - 1 post

#book about how do we decide what to conserve - 1 post

#i do a zoology conservation degree - 1 post

#shark - 1 post

Longest Tag: 108 characters

#i will admit im lucky i have a friend to go with me and its on my uni campus and i currently get it for free

My Top Posts in 2022:

#3

Wtf is this

0 notes - Posted November 16, 2022

#2

Crash

0 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied

0 notes - Posted January 31, 2022

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[fishingboatprocceeds]

why is your username fishingboatprocceeds? is there any significance behind the name

Yes. Famous author John Green named his blog fishingboatproceeds in reference to a joke in one of his earliest vlogbrothers videos (there is a portion of a tax form that requires you to note if you have any fishing boat proceeds and he said he didn’t even know what that means). I named MY blog fishingboatprocceeds, because I noticed people often misspell his blog name with one extra ‘c’ and wondered if anybody had taken this URL. They hadn’t. I did.

[that-one-person-who-didthething]

I'm basically new and have questions

Questions from an inexperienced tumblr user who had basically only seen screenshots

1. Is John Green randomly replying to Tumblr posts a real thing? Cuz if that’s the case then I’d like to applaud him for his Crash Course videos being the only interesting thing in my AP Human Geography class, apologize for never reading his books, and express frustration that I can never say “okay? Okay” without people thinking I’m making a book reference Is @fishingboatproceeds actually John Green? I was told he was Assuming those are the same guy I was told they were Idk, I’m stupid 2. Is the Tumblr user pizza a real thing? Does he really find everyone? How? Also why? Is he a murderer or something? 3. ARE BLOGS SUPPOSED TO BE A SPECIFIC THEME??????? CUZ I’VE JUST BEEN REBLOGGING RANDOM SHIST I’M SORRY 4. Does the supernatural fandom really have a gif for everything? 5. Is “find the vegan” an actual thing? How about “spot the twelve year old”? 6. Are there actually distinct different sides of Tumblr like the science side and all that? 7. Are people on here actually good at smooth pick up lines? I think that’s all Good day now

[pomegranateseedsonskulls]

So last night I had a strange dream and it was John Green and I were talking about a book and he was helping me and giving me tips and we ended talking about Tumblr and I told him “Hey there is this Tumblr blog I think you would like call @fishingboatproceeds“ and he just looked at me like he was done with humanity.

[clumsyclifford]

well i'd definitely recommend therapy.. idk how i feel about it all in all yet bc i don't really like talking about my issues but it can't really hurt? however it also took me months to actually get to it so i feel that and i also feel the email struggle. emails are the worst but i believe in you and your ability to sent it 🙊 i know nothing about the musical bc i'm always kinda scared to find shitty changes just like that so i'll stay away from it bc michael doesn't deserve such treatment (1/3)

(2/3) and okay so my other comfort movies are pride & prejudice and sense & sensibility (though they make me yearn which is not good sometimes) and there is another one but. i know it shouldn't count as a comfort movie and it probably makes me sound like a really crazy person so i kinda don't wanna say it bc i don't want you to think badly of me 😅 oh yes i loved alex' guest appearance who doesn't love a bit of alex gaskarth 🙈

(3/3) i mean i'm definitely clinically insane wait till you actually know about my other comfort movie but i'm still correct. but i don't wanna trash talk john green now since you do seem to like him a lot but.. the last story by john green i read was his part in let it snow and love literally everything you wrote is better than that. your muke story is so much better than that. A MUKE STORY. anyway please go to sleep darling it's so late for you 🙈 love you lots, fiancee 💕

yeah true i know i need to look into it i just. haven’t. and i Also still have not emailed my prof so. hm. i am not doing great in terms of Stuff I Need To Do huh

that is fair i mean the music is good cos elton john wrote it so like the score is good but not at the cost of michael >:((

oh that’s cute !!! ive not seen either of those cos im waiting til i read the books if i ever do that. and im not gonna push you BUT i would love to know what the other one is..........i won’t judge you i promise <3

“who doesn’t love a bit of alex gaskarth” brb changing my blog title cos you are SO right fiancee. i love him in all forms

omfg well i only read let it snow once and it was awhile ago so i can’t say i remember it very well BUT john green has one thing that i don’t and that is the ability to consistently maintain a plot <3 therefore he’s got me beat sorry darling GKLJDGKDSMLDFJG the MUKE story them’s fightin’ words fiancee anon FIGHTIN’ words. @ fishingboatproceeds come see what fiancee anon is saying about you

[clown-of-madness]

you might notice that every blog on this list just has whether they're active and what exactly they were called out for, and if there's evidence against their callouts, not my personal opinions. but because I should've done this in the first place and your ass wants to defend someone who said child slavery is just something all Asian people do and is fine anyway because her families 8yo slave is happy, lets add some sources

Pizza: Unfortunately I couldn't find any posts that actually documented her racism, but there is this post by credible user kaijuno supporting those claims

Sixpenceee: Defending her family owning a child slave part 2 (and no, it doesn't matter how much she says she disapproves when it's immediately followed by her saying "but it's just the way things are.") Sixpenceee Heals, Masterlist of stories she's posted about how " Scary" mental illness is, art theft, stealing posts word for word.

Memeufacturing: Tbh this was much worse than I thought, the only callout posts i'd s33n previously just mentioned they were off politically but uh. major tw for nsfw, transphobia, paedophilia, disturbing kinks, and suicide

Fishingboatproceeds: An article about why Green left tumblr, includes statements he made in regard to accusations of paedophilia.

i-am-a-fish: A popular callout documenting a lot of the drama surrounding fish, tw for mentions of paedophilia and suicide.

Tumblr: *in deep discourse about how this popular blogger is actually terrible, pulling receipts, and calling them out*

Me, used to this, having seen the rise and fall of pizza, sixpenceee, memeufacturing, fishingboatproceeds, iamfish, etc: