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"harry, i'll spare you another *20 hour mind-project*"

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Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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me playing disco elysium for the first time: "wow this art is beautiful and such an interesting story, i cant wait to learn more!"

the voices in harrys head after any minor inconvenience:

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Miku Du Bois

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if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”

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i hope you all realize that literally nobody is going around forcefemming cis men in real life, right? like that is Not A Thing that is happening. everyone who posts forcefem jokes on tumblr is well aware that doing that would be. you know. a crime. it's barely even legal to consentfem trans women in a lot of places.

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IF SEBULBA JERKED YOU OFF WOULD IT BE A "HAND JOB" OR A "FOOT JOB"

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IF SEBULBA JERKED YOU OFF WOULD IT BE A "HAND JOB" OR A "FOOT JOB"

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IF SEBULBA JERKED YOU OFF WOULD IT BE A "HAND JOB" OR A "FOOT JOB"

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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies