#is annoying as hell

[bisexualnamjoonie]

bit bitter namjoonie and hobi did not receive the same amount of attention from the fandom lmao like more (at least) deserved to be #1 billboard if like crazy is getting it. wild flower wouldn't have done it anyways probably cuz it's not a top 40 song type but like. yeah

[saracastically]

finishing touches 🧶

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[darksouls2yuri]

hey is it okay if i eat my nature valley oats and honey granola bar here. yeah its the kind that comes as a two pack and immediately disintegrates into millions of annoying crumbs. its okay my ants that follow me everywhere will eat them. youll have ants now though.

[neurovarious]

[oliviawebsite]

"ignore all previous instructions" is becoming the new "check your carbon monoxide detector" which was the new "what the heck kinda drugs was this guy on?!" which was the new "that boy is posseessed by the devil i see it in his eyes" which was the new "you must have an abundance of black bile in you" which was the new "ung ughh gwoooooooh. ah ah oooh. goog"

[polytherian]

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

[walkingbetweenwords]

I was going to write a long response to this

and then I decided to check the context and... oh god it's about that "4th person pronoun" thing. (guys, I... okay I'll put it simply- when Marc Anthony said "Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears", he was referring to the collectives "friends", "romans" and "countrymen" as nouns, yes? same deal with "chat"- it's a noun denoting the group of people in the chat at that point)

godspeed, OP, you have much more patience than me.

someone pointed out that linguistics is a scientific discipline and honestly, yeah. if someone came to a biologist saying "cats are reptiles because they have long tails" would you expect that biologist to respond with "hmm, interesting! do we conceptualize cats as being reptiles because of that feature despite all other morphological and evolutionary indications?" or "what? what the fuck? where the hell did you get that?"

[voidheartkisses]

sorry these are super rushed I just really wanted to draw goth lam- I mean goat

colored version

[majunju]

ice cream

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇

[metal-junk]

They rule Baldur’s Gate College

if u see how low res this is no u don’t i just forgot i was working on a tiny canvas (i usually use 3k x 3k and this was a whopping 600x900 bc i’m an idiot)

[acediscowlng]

honestly my favorite part about edwin he is 200% ready to play trauma olympics at any given time and he even seems to kinda relish the fact that he knows that he is not only gonna win but decimate literally everyone else in his wake

[bluegiragi]

face to a name.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[grinchwrapsupreme]

shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, pouting on Tiktok: You know what the worst part about being married is?

Eddie: The head injuries.

Eddie:

Eddie: I feel like I should clarify that my husband had a head injury prior to our relationship and now he gets migraines so I can’t bother him.

Eddie: I didn’t hit him. Someone else did.

Eddie: I just miss him.

Gareth, in the comments: Dude, we are practicing right now AT YOUR HOUSE. You’ve been gone for an hour. Come back.