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draconym · 25 days ago

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Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."

#“I'm a stupid idiot” is pretty much never what someone who has been wronged actually wants to hear

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puppppppppy · 2 months ago

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abogagos……..

#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers #i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out #for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish #and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse #fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde #slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet #bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL #my art #myart #doodles #ace attorney #aa #aa trilogy #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #maya fey #matt engarde #will powers #wrightworth #narumitsu #justice for all #(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)

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i-eat-mold · 2 months ago

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POV you are a bartender in Yokohama on a random Tuesday night

#they’re idiots #this joke is from asterix actually #shitpost #bsd #art #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku #digital art #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #teen skk #teen soukoku

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hansoeii · 1 year ago

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one day they might be brave enough

#I made this quite a while ago and hated how it turned out back then #turns out I was just in a bad mood cos this is actually quite cute #so I thought it would be a good time to post #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 fanart #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziracrow fanart #crowley #aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #my art #digital art

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maliciouscigarette · 1 year ago

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Art by giganticbuddha (here's their ko-fi)

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t00thpasteface · 9 months ago

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best friends forever

#still too braindead to actually play any video games but i can still draw these idiots. maybe. kinda sorta #art #fallout new vegas #veronica santangelo #arcade gannon #memes

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egophiliac · 13 days ago

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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #kutsurogi my room #eyestrain #(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers #I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh #lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh #sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like #weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet #(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible #this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity #sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best

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deadtotheworld597 · 8 months ago

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I be checking my phone like I mean something to someone

😂silly fucking me 😂

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crimsonrain-spirits · 1 year ago

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xianle trio,,,,,,i love them dearly,,,,

#first actual tgcf fanart i've made in a while oh boy #maybe i'll make more :)#ANYWAY SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP I LOOOOOVEEEE THESE IDIOTS #THEY'RE SO. MWAH #also im ngl i didn't really know which designs to use so i kinda just. did a fusion + my own thing LMAO apologies if it looks off #<3 #art #my art #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #tgcf fanart #heaven officials blessing #heaven officials blessing fanart #fanart #xianle trio #mu qing #feng xin #xie lian #mxtx

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mothsshoes · 4 months ago

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i said on twitter if i got one like i’d draw them making out/fighting so here we are

SUGGESTIVE CONTENT UNDER CUT

i went overboard.. the toxic yaoi took me over

#gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #ford pines #human bill cipher #billford #cw suggestive #cw blood #TOXIC YAOI BLAST #also i was too lazy to come up with an actual conflict so they’re kinda just kissing #but it probably started with bill calling ford an idiot loser baby or something #my art

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valtsv · 1 month ago

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that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.

#🐉#i sometimes get hit with this 'you poor deluded naive little idiot. you actually thought someone could admire your pathetic ass' routine #usually for the slightly eccentric way i dress. sometimes for the earnest and honest way i act.#but nobody ever knows what to do when i just keep responding to their attempts at mocking me with complete sincerity #someone once asked me where i got my outfit so they could give it a try themselves in a very obvious 'i am making fun of you #by implying how ridiculous i would look if i dressed like you' way and i just started suggesting how he could #put an outfit like mine together completely straight faced. and he quickly realised hed tried the wrong door.

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arttsuka · 4 months ago

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I made @wolfythewitch 's fox Bill design out of polymer clay

It's pretty thin (so thin I'm afraid it'll snap in half anytime I lift it)

Front and back side:

#I love crafting stuff but it's more time consuming than drawing (and less satisfying to me) so I don't do it as often #this would make a pretty cool pin. too bad it's so fragile #this is useless btw. I'm afraid it's break even if I store it somewhere #but at least I had fun making it #like an idiot I decided it would be better if I used only yellow and painted the details after baking it #fast forward-> me trying to paint it with a permanent black marker and a white gel pen that's definitely not for that job #this design will forever be imprinted in my brain as the best fanmade bill design actually #gravity falls #gravity fowls #bill cipher #arts n crafts #polymer clay #don't look at my ugly fingers #this is obviously not actual folded like an origami. I just cut the pieces I needed (the body is one piece folded in half tho)#btw I used the oven just to bake this. rip the environment

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lotus-pear · 11 months ago

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lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever

#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀#literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next #what the fuck is wrong with them /gen #anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI #sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed

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lurkinginnernarrator · 15 days ago

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disciple era peak lords getting sent on a big infiltration mission together

shen jiu completely flipping into a flirting doe eyed personality to extract Intel, to the shock and distraction of all the other PLs

oh or it being like a criminal ring and sj fitting in perfectly, like he swears worse than a sailor, knows ALL the lingo, could probably drink/smoke everyone else under the proverbial table, knows what faux paus to avoid

Or both, that'd be really funny

Mission 1 SJ: Honeypot

Mission 2 SJ: gang

#mind you i am sleep deprived #but #the shifting faces of shen jiu enthrall me #shen jiu #svsss au #head disciple days #cang qiong #cang qiong peaks #cang qiong mountain sect #original shen qingqiu #svsss #undercover sj for the win #need in novel people to realize that sj is actually a good liar #not an idiot who couldnt even hide his distaste or his brothel visits #this reminds me #spymaster sj #also sj playing with knives #he should stab a man in yhe hand to assert dominance

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angry-kid-with-no-money · 5 months ago

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"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk

#“nicky is a terrible person” bitch he not supposed to be some kind of perfect angel is he????#sry to burst ur bubble but gay men are actually capable of being horrible people just as much as straight men #“death of the author” how abt death of you #instigated by me #nora sakavic #aftg #all for the game #aftg hot takes #nicky hemmick #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #nora knew exactly what she was doing and i will die on this hill #i am so so sick and tired of peoe acting like shes some sort of incompetent idiot who barely scraped together a plot #you do not have to stay in the fandom if you don't actually like the media #you can leave i promise #we dont really want you here

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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