#is albus and scorpius like...

[souptastical]

getting into next gen™️ like it's 2011 all over again whattuppp 👏🏼

[bawbawbridgie]

i lied. put your clothes back on. let’s talk about why cursed child is so overly hated and criticised but is actually one of the most beautiful, raw and complex pieces of work in the harry potter franchise.

[standingappa]

headcannon that albus is a math genius he just never knew because they don’t teach fucking math at hogwarts

[kiisi1k]

What could these two be whispering about 🤔🤔

[sundayroadkill]

u should do more scorbus fanart😭🙏🙏🙏

i was so shocked to get an ask for more scorbus art that wasn’t from my pal 🤣 thanks anon this one’s for u (and my pal)

[boredomsbonedeep]

headcanons for albus severus potter!!!

i originally posted this on tiktok, but i've decided to post them on tumblr as well :) more are on the way for each character

[shrimpalbuspotter]

The fact Scorpius and Albus are soulmates in every timeline and even in one's where either one of them don't exist the other is always yearning for something they don't understand

[albuseveruspoter]

Albus: What the fuck-

Scorpius: Language!

Albus: Was zum Teufel!

Scorpius: No. Just no.

[stormythalamus]

i’ve now seen cursed child over 25 times live and own almost every bootleg so i think it’s time to fully write out the new script because we all fucking deserve it

like deadass how do we not have ANY of the broadway one part versions yet it’s ridiculous. but if there is already one someone wrote pls send it my way otherwise i’m doing this shit myself

UPDATE: i did it myself

[t1oui]

albus calling draco "mr. malfoy" no matter how long they've known each other is canon to me so seeing it in fics makes me very happy lol

[messrsrobyn]

"so which ship is scorbus most similar t-" STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT 😖😖

they're on their own planet. they're in their own lane. NOTHING is comparable to scorbus dynamics. i fear they're my otp. scorbus is scorbus and scorbus is me and i am scorbus and AHHH.

[rewritingcanon]

What would you say are your more controversial opinions about the hp characters?

ohhhh okayyy. i feel like my opinions on a lot of the characters aren’t controversial because i dont feel super strongly towards anyone in any negative light but here are some i could think of at the top of my head:

i’m glad the malfoys faced more extreme backlash after the second wizarding war. a lot of people in the fandom seem to be very sympathetic towards draco and scorpius for getting dogpiled with the brunt of it (which yeah, it sucks, especially for scorpius) but the prejudice makes complete make sense to me. if i was someone who didn’t know scorpius’ character, and had someone from my family get killed in the second war due to death eaters or something— seeing the malfoys still be wealthy and walk around freely without any jailtime, i would be bitter too. they’re hated on but they’re still one of the richest families ever, so they’ll live LOL

another anon has asked about this and i haven’t responded to them yet but when i do i will link it here for my reasons. basically: the best character in the cursed child is harry potter. i think the way they wrote his character and ptsd carried the play. it was def his story, not albus’.

i do think dumbledore has some aspects of him that may be considered morally gray, but mostly i dont think he is. he does everything for the good of the world, and his complete selflessness leads him to sacrifice anything for it— even himself and the people he loves, when necessary. i completely understand why people wouldn’t agree with his methods though.

james potter isn’t a sunshine character he’s a dickhead. fans of him made him a golden retriever character to be more palatable for modern times. i like him the way he is: an asshole and then less of an asshole 👍 this is what true stanning looks like

pansy parkinson is racist and out of all the female side characters, developing HER is so questionable from fandom

harry had questionable descriptions about a lot of male characters to make people think he could be a little 🏳️‍🌈 there was bill, there was sirius, there was cedric. but draco is not a part of that list. harry was not feeling draco whatsoever throughout the series but drarry shippers cling to that one ‘obsessed’ line

furthermore, harry rejecting draco’s offer of friendship wasn’t a sad or a ‘what if’ scene. draco was being a classist piece of shit and harry didnt want to fuck with that, there isnt any way in any timeline he wouldve accepted draco’s friendship.

slytherin sucks just generally lol. people want so bad to pluck anti-heroes out of a series that was written specifically with the mind to make all the characters suck.

hermione and ron’s drama isn’t as toxic as people make it out to be. yes, this includes the time hermione sent birds after him. people act like its the end of the world but she was tackling puberty and the end of society soooo i give her a pass to tweak out.

mostly every harry potter character has horrific names. like literally mostly everyone. even the name harry potter 🙁

movie romione wasn’t that bad LOL

severus snape’s ‘redemption’ or whatever was so ass. he bullies kids for five years and then everything is chill because… true love? on harry’s mum? are you kidding me 💀

weasley family angst goes hard but people (especially percy stans and some ron&ginny stans) acting like they’re the most toxic family to walk the earth make me want to rip my hair out and eat it. molly loves her kids guys shes not evil. jesus.

genuinely trying to think of more but i can’t right now…. maybe i will reblog and add to it. i feel like most of my opinions aren’t that controversial though 😭

[crystcllise]

jake tuesley (second cover albus) and toby desalis (first cover scorpius) for cursed child london <3

[strawberryscorp]

i actually miss scorbus so bad i might start drinking yall

[nostradamvs]

Why did no one tell me Scorbus is like really canon???? The fuck???

Like yeah I get that people don't talk about HP anymore (understandable) and that the Cursed Child is like one of the worst pieces of canon within the universe but holy shit, if the current play, with all the changes, had been the original script this ship would have exploded. Like it literally would have been everywhere.

[boredomsbonedeep]

headcanons for scorpius malfoy !!

SCORPIUS MALFOY 😭 no one loves you like i do