#is actually very chill but can go 0-100 real quick I mean she was a captain ffs
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Moodboard for my (yet another) human warrior rook Althea. she/they/her shadow dragons faction.
#was captain of navel ship#then became captain of a pirate ship#how’d that happen who knows 🤭#she’s my older rook around late 40s#joined shadow dragons much later in life#LI is neve#Althea likes cold women so she snatched up neve with a quickness#dude smokes the pipe like a damn chimney#very much a justice league kinda women but will do it her way#a true gentlemen#men envy her or hate her#she doesn’t care lol#lesbiannnn#dragon age rook#dragon age the veilguard#da4#best friends with taash and Harding#may or may not own her own island😜#is actually very chill but can go 0-100 real quick I mean she was a captain ffs#considers varric like a brother#lady takes naps like nobodies business#atp nobody even ask where she is cause she’s somewhere sleeping#likes to relax in emmerichs library the smell of papyrus is calming for whatever reason to her
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Hello there! I'm here for my half of our Matchup Trade! I'd like to request a character from Hazbin Hotel please! The only character I'd like not to be matched with is Angel, on account of him being gay and me being a woman.
Thank you for doing this, and please don't hesitate to reach out if you need any further information or have questions!
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BASICS:
Name: Mochi
Gender: Female (she/her)
Sexuality: Pansexual (any gender is fine)
PERSONALITY:
MBTI: INFP
Enngram: 9 dominant
House: Slytherin
Zodiac: Libra sun, Libra moon, Leo rising
Love Languages: Quality time, physical touch, to a lesser extent gift giving
Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, listening to music, playing video games, daydreaming, debate
General: Introverted and quiet, I usually don't say too much unless I'm passionate about something (in which case good luck getting me to shut up about it) or am directly addressed. Despite being quiet, I'm actually very friendly and bubbly. I'm not really shy, though I am guarded and put up an overly cheerful front when I'm not with people I trust.
It's important to me to make people feel welcome and seen. I'm super non-judgemental and open minded about most things, and I'm a good listener which I'm told makes me easy to be around. Though I'm mature and can give good advice, I can be cowardly and tell people what they want to hear instead unless prompted. Getting my real thoughts and feelings out always takes a bit of prompting, actually... I'm working on being more honest, though. Self reflection and self improvement is super important to me and I'm always trying to be a better person.
I AM an introvert and can be easily overwhelmed in large crowds or in loud places -- especially with my anxiety. New people wear me out quickly. That being said, I absolutely cannot get enough of my loved ones and I can be a little clingy without meaning to be.
Though I'm chill most of the time, and pretty even tempered and level headed, I suffer from mental health issues that make me moody and volatile at times. I work hard not to take it out on others, but mood swings are noticeable.
I'm neutral and passive right up until I'm not. If someone hits the wrong button I'll go from 0 to 100 real quick. I'm not an aggressive person like, ever, but I will go full sassy debate mode. I don't have a lot of hills but I'll die bloodied and battered on the ones I do stand on.
I'm always trying to see the best in others, and I'm stupid loyal - to the point that it's a fault. Sometimes this gets me used or manipulated. I'm extremely gullible and can be pretty naive. It's too hard for me not to be a bit of an optimist.
APPEARANCE:
General: I'm about 5'4 and pretty chubby-- which is chill by me. I have shoulder length dark brown hair, brown eyes with long lashes (probably my best feature), olive skin.
Distinguishing Marks: I have roughly 7 tattoos, mostly pretty small, and I think 7 piercings between my ears and face.
Style: I primarily dress lazily in all sweats or camis and leggings, but when I feel fancy I'll either go full girly with pink, ruffles, bows and skirts, or full alt with dark graphic tees and a jean jacket or smth. I seldom wear makeup but when I do it's dark and heavy on the eyeliner, light on the lips.
I think the hardest was writing with literally 31 webttore on my screen. They kept hidding the save button!
Anyways, I hope you enjoy this matchup!
Your hazbin hotel match is....Charlie!
Not gonna lie, Vaggie was considered but then Charlie won. Reason why Charlie is would start a conversation more easily than Vaggie. It would be better for an introverted person because she can make you feel comfortable enough to be yourself. When you did she actually was so happy! She highly encourages you to be this bubbly but understands that you don’t feel comfortable to do so. On the other hand, she actually feels comfortable enough with you to talk about all her problems. It’s later on that she confesses (I don’t know why I see it as a planned confession that somehow went sideways lmao). You’re similar to her but tamer if we can say so you two understand each other rather well.
You’re like two peas in a pod. She feels you and you feel her. It can get overbearing for those around you because you fuel Charlie personality but it’s so cute that they can’t say anything. She’s the type of girlfriend that fully trust her partner and believes they can’t really do anything wrong. She’s big on honesty, you opening up to her is very important in her eyes. I do not believe you two would argue about things or any issues because communication is key.
Charlie loves spending time with you. Every night you two cuddle in your room and talk about your day. She relays all her troubles and drinks up your advices like water. She doesn’t realize at first that you sugar coat come things but when she does she’ll softly take you in her arms and explain that it hurts her when you’re not fully honest with her. If anyone judges you or get angry at you for speaking your mind she’ll personally deal with them. She likes how you’re always working on improving yourself and helps you reach your goals. She’s also in the same mentality. The two of you always bring out the best in each other and that’s why the dynamic works so well.
Charlie is a big extrovert. She always wants you to be by her side but understands if you get worn out easily. She’ll never put you under the spotlight since you don’t want it and does her best to keep you safe from the journalists and paparazzi (I am sure some are interested in her new relationship and would try to dig out things about you). If it doesn’t work she’ll put her foot down and sternly tell everyone to fuck off.
Charlie is very understanding. When you get moody she’ll try to know why and won’t take it personally when you lash out. She doesn’t really know personal boundaries and tend to overstep. High chance that Rosie will calmly guide her to do better (she’s her couple therapist for real lol). She goes to learn more about your mental issues and does her bast to make you feel comfortable and make you forget about them. She’s patient and will ask you about your wrong buttons to not upset you. She defends you but will still help you calm down when she feels you getting all worked up. She loves you, you’re the apple of her eyes and always make her day shine so that’s the most important.
Charlie loves pda. You’re clingy, she’s clingy, you two are the lovey dovey couple. Her love language is words and acts of service. Since you love writing and drawing she’ll actually reserve a room for your hobbies. And she’ll actually partake in them too! If you draw her she’ll be over the moon and all heaven and hell will know about it. A rare scenery at the hotel is you laying your head on her laps and daydreaming and her, thinking about her plans/rambling. Speaking of rambling you’ll actually see hearts in her eyes when you get passionate about something and start talking. She’s very attentive and will interject with questions. I believe video games aren’t her things but introduce her to sims like games and she’s gone…she likes management games.
Charlie isn’t as gullible as she seems, she’s pretty sharp and if she feels like someone is trying to play you she’ll sternly scold them. It helps because when you rant to her she points out who’s being dishonest. If someone actually wronged you they’ll see an angry princess of hell, not Charlie, at their door.
Charlie definitely had an era with piercings. I can see her with a nose or eyebrow piercing. With you there’s a high chance she gets one and later on she gets a tattoo with you. She likes tracing your piercings/tattoos when you’re snuggling.
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Thigh Riding (NSFW 18+)
Hawks gets home very annoyed, you assumed he had a hard day at work. You walk over to him trying to see what’s bothering him. And before you could even finish your sentence he kisses you. It was a rough kiss, almost as if he was releasing his frustration through that kiss.
y/n: Hawks, what’s wrong? You oka-
Hawks: Shhh babybird I just wanna kiss you right now, I want you to be the only thought in my mind
Hawks continues to kiss you roughly. He then starts moving you guys into the living room. You both move through the house as you continue kissing, not once taking your lips off of each other. He undoes his tie and starts to tie it around your neck. He then tightens it and chokes you a bit.
Hawks: Oh babybird, you have no idea how much I want you right now. Now, I want you to be a good girl and ride daddy’s thigh.
Hawks then sits on the couch while still holding the other end of the tie. Before even really giving you a chance to respond he tugs on the tie and pulls you closer to him. You end up hovering over him, your lips just inches apart. He pulls you closer and whispers in your ear.
Hawks: Do it, I know your body’s aching for some friction. You have permission to ride daddy’s thigh
You start to lower yourself onto his thigh. Once you do, you start moving your hips back and forth, slowly getting the hang of it. He grabs your waist with his one free hand and guides your movements, you start moving your hips faster. You were both just getting really into it when his phone rings.
Hawks: Oh shit man that was today? *pause* Okay yeah sure we’ll be there in a bit
y/n: Who was that?
Hawks: It was Dabi, I had completely forgotten we had planned a double date with Dabi. We have to hurry and change
y/n: We can’t just reschedule it?
Hawks: No, it’s a nice restaurant that takes forever to get reservations in so we can’t miss this opportunity
y/n: Awww but we just got started *frowns*
Hawks: Hmmm you know what, let’s continue this then
y/n: But how you said we have to go on the date and that we can’t cancel it?
Hawks: Oh we're still going
y/n: But then how are we gonna continue this?
Hawks heads over to a drawer and starts looking for something. You sit on the couch waiting. You then see him pull out something pink. You were confused at first but soon realized what it was
Hawks: You are gonna wear this while we are at the date
y/n: A vibrator?? On a double date?? Are you serious Hawks? What if we get caught??
Hawks: That’s the fun part, and if you don’t wanna get caught just keep quiet and we’ll be fine
You were hesitant. I mean what would Dabi and his date think if he were to find out that you had a vibrator in you? What excuse could you give? But then again, the riskiness of it all turned you on. So, you ended up agreeing with Hawks. After putting it in you walk out of the bathroom, flustered of course while Hawks looked like he was having the time of his life
Hawks: Did you put it in?
y/n:*looking down* Y-y-yes
Hawks: Hmmm okay
Hawks then turns the vibrator on, it surprised you so you jumped up a bit. You look at him annoyed
Hawks: I just had to make sure you actually did. But of course, since you’re such a good girl and you always do what daddy says I knew you did.
y/n: So you turned it on knowing I had put it in just to mess with me??
Hawks: Oh you shouldn’t be that mad, wait till we get to the date. You’re gonna become a real big mess I can promise you that. Now let’s hurry before we’re even later than we already are
You and Hawks head to the double date. Before entering the restaurant you look up to see it. It was so big and it looked so expensive. It looked TOO expensive. You wondered how much the food costs. You didn’t even wanna imagine. But you and Hawks head in and then get seated with Dabi and his date. Hawks gives an excuse as to why you two were late because obviously, you couldn’t say why you were ACTUALLY late. The date starts off smooth, you order food, wait for it to get there, and just conversate. When Hawks decides to turn your vibrator on. You jump up, you had completely forgotten you had a vibrator in you
Dabi: Hey you good y/n?
y/n: Yeah sorry just got a chill, I’m fine
You look at Hawks with an annoyed expression while he's smirking at you. You knew this was gonna be a long date.
Throughout the date, he would catch you off guard by either turning it back on after he turned it off or hiring the vibration levels while you were talking. You started stuttering a lot and it was becoming hard to catch your breath. You tried your best to not make it obvious and you think you did a decent job. At one point Dabi’s date decided to go to the bathroom. Dabi then immediately looks at you and Hawks.
Dabi: I see what you guys are doing. You really couldn’t wait to get home?
y/n: Huh? What are you talking about?
Dabi: You think I’m that stupid? I can tell they have a toy in them that Keigo is controlling. Keigo makes it so obvious because every time he uses it he immediately gets this smirk on his face followed by you struggling to stay calm
Hawks: I have no idea what you’re talking about Dabi, me and y/n are doing absolutely nothing besides enjoying this double date. Isn’t that right y/n?
Hawks then decides to instantly higher the vibrator to its highest setting. You grip onto his thigh to stop yourself from giving a big reaction
y/n: Y-yeah, we’re just enj-joying the date
Dabi: God you guys suck at this. Y/n really couldn’t make it any more obvious, she’s stumbling over her words right now. And look at her face, she’s making such a sexual face
You all pause. The table is filled with silence. You were trying so hard to compose yourself that you hadn’t even realized Hawks and Dabi were both looking at you. They both had this fire in their eyes. At that moment you knew things were about to get interesting.
Dabi: How about this, what if we say fuck this double date thing and the three of us head over to your apartment and continue the fun there?
y/n: But what about your date?
Dabi: I didn’t like them anyway, I just didn’t know who else to bring. They’re more of a friend
Hawk: Alright then, sounds fine to me. What about you songbird, are you okay with having both of our attention on you?
You sat there in silence. You didn’t know what to say. At this point, you were really aroused because of Hawks and the thought of having two guys focused on you didn’t sound so bad. God if I wasn’t so horny maybe I would've said no
y/n: Okay, as long as you’re date is fine with us ending the double date here
Dabi then talks to his date when they get back from the bathroom. He says that we all have to get up early tomorrow and that time just didn’t work out. He said he was gonna come with us because his house is close to ours. So with that, we said goodbye to Dabi’s date and headed home. You were nervous on the way home. Dabi ended up sitting in the back seat while you and Hawks were in the front. Suddenly Hawks turned on the vibrator again, catching you by surprise.
y/n: Hawks can you fucking focus on driving instead of the damn controller!
Hawks: What are you talking about, I am focused on driving. And I don’t even have the controller, I gave it to Dabi
You look back at Dabi with an angry look
Hawks, Dabi, and you continue the ride back to your & Hawks place. The walk to your apartment was relatively quiet which calmed your nerves a bit. But as soon as the door was shut behind you, you felt both Hawks and Dabi come onto you. There was no hesitation, their hands were all over your body. It went 0 to 100 real mother fucking quick. All you could hear ws heavy breathing and slight moans.
Hawks carries you to the bedroom with Dabi right behind you both. He puts you on the bed with you on your back, and not a second later they both start taking their shirts off. You see Hawks get something from Dabi and then you remembered, you still had the vibrator in you and Dabi was the one that last had the remote. You realize things were gonna get hot real quick.
Hawks move on top of you, teasing your nipples and sucking on them. Dabi sits right behind your head and you could hear him unbuckling his pants. But were quickly distracted by Hawks slowly moving down your abdomen. He then stops just above your hips.
Hawks: You look so adorable when you are hot and bothered. Now, prepare for a bit of overstimulation my love bird.
Hawks then starts eating you out. He turned the vibrator on. He wasn’t lying about overstimulating you. You were struggling to catch your breath when Dabi decided to tilt your head back. He held his cock just above your face.
Dabi: Open your little mouth whore and take all of my cock
You do as he says and he shoves his cock down your throat, you choked a bit as it went in too deep all at once.
Dabi: Awww can the whore not take it? Open your throat up and take my cock. I want you to put every inch of it in your mouth
You cough and choke, tears started coming out of your eyes. Your mind was foggy from being overstimulated by Hawks and from sucking Dabi’s cock at the same time. You were lifting your hips up as Hawks was eating you out. As you were about to cum, Hawks could tell so he pulled the vibrator out and put it against your clit. The vibrations made you orgasm really quick, your eyes started rolling in the back of your eyes as you were struggling to get your eyes to focus. While you were trying to get yourself together you heard Hawks and Dabi talking.
Dabi: Hey now don’t go hogging her hole like that, I want a bit of that pussy too
Hawks: Oh well I want her hole too, luckily she’s got two holes for a reason
And without hesitation, Hawks lifts you up off the bed and holds you up in missionary position. Then you saw Dabi making his way to where you two were. Dabi and Hawks both then lift you up. Hawks starts inserting his cock through your ass while at the same time, Dabi inserts his cock in your pussy. Then all at once, you were slammed onto both of their cocks. You let out a moan from being overstimulated so quickly.
Dabi: Aww the whore can’t take our cocks?
You then replied to his comment, you wanted to show that you weren’t so weak.
y/n: Y-yes I can
Hawks: Good girl, of course you can. You wanna please us don’t you?
y/n: Yes I-I do
Dabi: Yes what?
y/n: Yes daddy
Hawks: That’s a good slut, now take these cocks like a good girl now
They both started simultaneously fucking you at the same time. It felt so good. Especially Dabi’s cock piercing. It added more friction inside and also added stimulation since it was cold. You were moaning like there was no tomorrow. You felt so amazing, thanks to both Hawks and Dabi. You then placed your hands on Dabi’s chest and he seemed stimulated by it. Then Hawks whispered in your ear from behind you.
Hawks: Oh right babybird, I guess you might not know this. But our burnt friend over there is EXTREMELY sensitive around his scars, so have fun with that
You caught what he was tryna say. So, you started kissing his chest and his reaction was almost immediate.
Dabi: H-Hey watch where your kissing
Hawks: What are you gonna say it doesn’t feel good burnt bitch? *laughs*
Dabi: Watch your mouth birdie, wouldn’t want to s-see those wings of yours b-burnt
Hawks: Wow can’t even talk now can we? Y/n you’re doing an amazing job, keep it up
So you do, you keep kissing around his scars and every now and then switching it up by licking and sucking up his chest to his neck. Dabi then lifts your chin up and kisses you. He starts using tongue, trying to avoid you from going back to giving his scars attention. He then whispers in your ear.
Dabi: Hey you know Hawks is VERY sensitive in his wings. Why don’t you play fair and make him a bit of a mess too?
At that moment Hawks thrusted roughly into you, catching you off guard you let out a loud moan.
Hawks: Oh my bad, I tripped and accidentally went too far in. Hope our pretty bird isn’t hurt *laughs*
Dabi: I doubt, she is a slut after all
Hawks: Oh but she's our little slut, our cute little toy
At that moment you reached one hand back and started stroking the shoulder of his wings. And Dabi was right, they were quite sensitive
Hawks: *moans* W-what are you doing kid. Watch w-where you put that hand
Dabi: Oh look who the mess is no-
You then started kissing Dabi’s scars while you were still stroking Hawks wings. They were both messes. You did that, you had turned them into a moaning mess. Although you yourself were also a mess from their cocks.
You three continued this back and forth sexual fight for what felt like hours. You slowly started losing your strength and had trouble doing anything besides just staying in their arms while they penetrated you. They started to take notice and mentioned it.
Hawks: Aww babybird don’t worry, just a bit longer. You’re doing such a good job at pleasing us love
Then, Hawks and Dabi placed you on the bed with your back to the bed. They both stood in front of you and cumed on your stomach. They both exhaled in relief from that long awaited orgasm and you laid there trying to catch your breath.
Hawks: Aww look at you, such a cute little mess. But I’m gonna go get a towel to clean you up
While Hawks went to go get a towel Dabi lifted you up and carried you to the middle of the bed. He set you down and lied next to you. And without you noticing he instantly fell asleep. Hawks then walked back into the bedroom with a wet towel.
Hawks: Did he seriously fall asleep already?
y/n: Seems like it *smiles*
You stroked Dabi’s hair
Hawks: He's Like a huge ass burnt baby I swear. Well let’s get you cleaned up and then we can get some rest too okay
After Hawks cleaned you up he climbed in bed and laid on the other side of you. You held both Dabi and Hawks in your arms, caressing their hair. And you slowly started drifting off. You were exhausted and obviously the boys were too. You all fell asleep snuggled up together.
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how would a boyfriend tamaki be like?
request 1: Hi! Can I request? I really love Tamaki, and your writing makes me super soft,,, Could you do a fluffy scenario with him? I cant really think of somethin myself,, ♡
request 2: Cuddle hcs of Tamaki please and thank you.
request 3: Maybe Tamaki x fem!reader where she too, has anxiety and give him some tips to try and make him understand that people aren’t actually talking and gossiping about you ? I’m sorry if you’re uncomfortable with this ask, I know anxiety can be hard to understand sksksksk
Character: Tamaki
Genre: Fluff
Note: Since I am suffering from one of those days where my tamaki feels seem to be getting out of the hand, might as well write about it
In general
-your relationship is just a huge ass mess of heart fluttering eye contacts, random noises and comfortable silence
-tbh the reason why you guys even are together is probably how you guys go through the same thing
-and he’s always have had bright people like nejire and mirio in front of him the entire time
-he’ll just soften up over the fact that there are other people like him
-he’d be entranced by you that he’d momentarily forget about his nervousness
-but if you manage to catch him red handed just cue a shy tamaki who just desperately wants to hide in the closest corner possible
-and although both of you suffer from anxiety
-you’d be the idea image of a person he’d like to be
-because even though you go to similar conditions like him, you manage to stand up against all your fears and act like a pillar of support for him
-and I mean literally
-if he ever has to talk to a huge bunch of people and even wave at them
-expect this guy to freeze, slowly turn his way around
-before flopping himself onto you and burying his face in the crook of your neck
-he can handle any embarrassment, whether it be attention from the public or kids if you’re beside him
-he loves snuggling his way into your embrace and when you finally secure him under your touch
-he’ll just unleash all the pent-up tension and easily warm up to your touch
Cuddles
-although he’ll sneak his way into your arms as a counter effect to his embarrassment
-in private he’d be pretty chill about your attention
-but sometimes, the younger child in him just gets unleashed and he’ll whine for your touch by constantly pulling your shirt when you’re working (which is very rare so treasure it all you can)
-so goes from 0 to 100 real quick
-in the beginning it was more of a rare occurrence, where it’s just be awkward with an uncomfortable silence
-but over time cuddling session have evolved to be this time where both of you bask in silence and lull each other to sleep
-or you have never ending conversation while running patterns on each other shoulder
-it’s also the time where he exposes the true weak self of him to you and sure sometimes it does end up where he lets his tears out while you’re cradling him
-just your warmth and touch can calm his overwhelming emotions down
-but he’d also man up and be open to your thoughts
-it’s one of those ways he repays your efforts
-it’s a free counselling session
-except the psychiatrist is some not some unknown grouch
-it is your very own shy boyfriend, who unconditionally loves you and isn’t willing to lend an ear or share his own experiences
-he’d also kiss your exposed shoulder as a sign of comfort and support
-and loves it when you do the same for him
-your random pecks on his face are honestly so relaxing to him that he’d confidently reach out for your hand and intertwine his slender fingers with yours
-loves it when you place your cheek against his chest and he will put his hand on your head to ruffle your hair
-pulls you closer to him and his soothing breathing will eventually lull you to sleep
-if he has the courage, he’ll even brush of a few strands of hair from your forehead and plant a soft kiss on it and by the end of it, he’ll have this soft grin plastered on his face
-as his heart palpitates as he realizes how much he loves you
Kisses
-it’s one of those picture-perfect kisses
-his knuckles brush against your chin as you start to lean closer
-and his eyelashes flutter and will tickle your cheeks
-he’ll hold your chin with the gentlest touch and then lean in
-he’ll very slightly touch his nose against yours, before kissing you
-it’s the softest of the softest kisses, as his lean lips barely linger but you know that they aren’t going to move any time soon
-as your relationship with him progresses, he’ll eventually pull you closer against him until your bodies are flushed against each other and there practically no space left between the two of you
-until you guys can feel every part of each other’s body and grips you waist and shoulders while doing it
-he loves it when you get handsy during these type of kisses
-very slow and sensual, likes to take his own sweet time, regardless of whether he wants to convey his feelings through it or while kissing you as an emotional support
-the only way of finding out the difference between a thankful or an emotional kiss his that his grip on you will only tighten as he tries to pull you closer to him
overall
-although he may be not sure about himself with all his insecurities, the one thing he is sure about is you
-and as you continue to progress in your relationship, the both you of will change as people but your feelings will remain the same
#tamaki x reader#tamaki amajiki x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#tamaki fluff#tamaki amajiki fluff#tamaki scenarios#tamaki headcanons#bnha fluff#bnha scenarios#bnha imagines#man I feel soft as hecc#bnha headcanons#the tamaki feels are wilding today
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Thoughts on Kwamibusters
Warning: Spoilers! That's all.
Plagg's cheese addiction goes too far to the point that he leaves Adrien's bag and heads to Mrs. Mendeleiev's class.
And wait, there's more! Tikki tries to talk some sense into Plagg because he apparently does this EVERY DAY! I swear, his cheese addiction has gone too far! He even calls it "magic cheese" that "reappears" everyday!
At some point, Mrs. Mendeleiev apparently spotted Plagg because she apparently had this all set up: hiding behind the desk with a net and saying "I got you now" or some sort of variation of that.
While trying to catch Tikki and Plagg, Mrs. Mendeleiev had made a fool of herself and made the Miracu-class wonder what was going on. Which is a mood when one hears a thud. Then there's Miss Bustier, who tries to get their attention, which is a teacher's mood. Overall, that was all a mood.
Tikki and Plagg (to some extent) should be fortunate that Kwamis cannot be captured on video or photographically because apparently, Mrs. Mendeleiev had set up a camera. But they are obviously not off the hook as Mrs. Mendeleiev saw them.
More Tikki and Marinette bonding please! I like how Marinette sees Tikki as the one friend she can be real with. Reminds me of my dynamic with my best friend in which we are honest with each other.
Plagg being on the roof was mood. He just chilling there as if nothing has happened. But don't worry. Tikki reminds him that they are in danger of exposing their owners' identities and in danger themselves.
"What's the worst that could happen?" Plagg, Plagg, Plagg. You truly are calm in a situation that has dire consequences. But let me explain that later.
Mrs. Mendeleiev apparently goes as far as to appear in Alternative Truth TV: Where nothing is really true or false. This Plagg. This is the worst that could happen.
Kim being obsessed with the show is relatable. Him acting as the talk show host was fun to watch and he annoys Mr. Damocles in the process. An added bonus. He's asked to sit and be quiet so many times. Couldn't help but laugh.
He's also super energetic about Mrs. Mendeleiev's appearance on the show and cheers on for Alix's brother as well.
I understand Alix being annoyed with her brother for being on the show to prove that Egyptian Pyramids are actually spaceships. I hope my brother never does this otherwise I am moving to another country and changing my surname. She's barely holding it together and I felt some secondhand embarrassment. Why must her brother do this?
I am not surprised that Adrien and Marinette are shocked that Mrs. Mendeleiev discovered their kwamis with an accurate description. Interdimensional beings that can go through matter and like aged cheese (I'm looking at you Plagg!)
Adrien saw Marinette leave during the show. Reasons for suspicion are starting to pour in.
And can we talk about the drawings? That went from 0-100 real quick. Their thought might be "Definitely my kwami".
And I gotta say, Mrs. Mendeleiev has better artistic skills than me. I am really bad at drawing.
Marinette for the first time in a while was not the one that had to learn a lesson. This time its Tikki who learns a lesson. We've never seen Tikki be reprimanded before, so take notes.
I seriously love the bond between Mari and Tikki. They are willing to forgive each other for their mistakes, no matter how serious the consequences are.
Mari also figures out that Chat Noir attends Francois-Dupont and that he must be one of the boys after Tikki mentioned Plagg. But withheld from trying to uncover more so she would not have to give up her Miraculous.
Which reminds me: WHEN DID IT BECOME PART OF THE RULES THAT IF EITHER ONE OF THE HEROES IN OUR FAVORITE DUO THAT THEY HAVE TO GIVE UP THEIR MIRACULOUS???? It was initially for security reasons that they would not reveal their identities, but if it's by accident, they still have to give up their Miraculous???? There's a major plot hole here that I'm gonna keep thinking about and no I will not stop internally screaming.
And another thing, Marinette seemed very sad about the idea of relinquishing her Miraculous. The sense of responsibility and the feeling of saving Paris I feel gave her a sense of serving a purpose. I mean who else would feel like they are serving a purpose by being a superhero, savior of [insert place]? What I'm trying to say in my confusing sentence is that she enjoys (to a great extent) being Ladybug and does not want to give that up.
Before we get to the Adrien and Plagg moment, the panel of judges for Alternative Truth believed Alix's brother with a 3/3 vote, but Ms. Mendeleiev did not get any votes, making her statement false. She does not take this well. (Because why would she take it well? She was humiliated on TV for goodness sake?) This is when she gets akumatized and Hawkmoth tells her what they are called.
Alya feels embarrassed for Mrs. Mendeleiev, whereas Chloé was humiliated for herself because Ms. Mendeleiev is her teacher??? Your teacher was humiliated on TV, so stop making it about you Chloé!
And speaking of Chloé, how did she not recognize Tikki and connect the dots??? I saw on Tumblr and on the YouTube comments that in "Princess Fragrance", she met Tikki and found out that she belonged to Marinette. She would've been able to figure out that Tikki is a kwami and Marinette is one of the superheroes at the very least. But then again, Ms. Mendeleiev's drawing was...okay.
Adrien just jumped in and said Plagg was irresponsible (me). And how did Plagg react? He was like "Kwamis can never be caught" and basically called him and Tikki party poopers. (Well, he called Tikki Sugarcube, so that leads to my next point).
He figures out that Ladybug is someone he knows already at school. This is when Plagg panics.
Adrien and Marinette leave the bathroom at the same time and Adrien noticed Mari, but both run back when they hear the news alert.
Back to Mendeleiev, she turns into Kwamibuster, which is obviously the paradoy reference to Ghostbusters (if you are into that sort of thing). And speaking of references, she reminded some of us about Mr. Crocker from Fairy Odd Parents. Although she is not the crazy lunatic that Crocker is.
May I mention that the screen was split and we ended up getting a united look at the news, with one half of the screen being from Mari's end and the other half from Adrien. I loved that so much! Can we get more of that please?
Before Adrien transforms, he asks Plagg if Marinette was Ladybug. YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! Oblivious Adrien figured it out and was happy about the thought. And Plagg RUINED EVERYTHING! He was like "NoooOoo" and gave the speech that figuring out Ladybug's identity means giving up his Miraculous. Also, note how he was anxious to be sucked into the ring. And we know how Plagg normally feels about it. Also, his advice: ignore the problem. For once, that's actually good advice.
Ladybug saves Alec (I believe that's his name) from falling 50 feet from the safe and he gets out of the safe, seemingly star struck that Ladybug saved him. Either he was in shock from almost dying or from being saved by an icon. This was something new to watch since normally everyone else does not shout "Ladybug saved me!" in the way he did. I might be overthinking it.
"Ladybug defies the laws of science." -> Chat Noir. This was his best entrance line in my opinion.
Ladybug and Chat Noir argued over whose kwami is responsible for this mess. Ladybug's argument is that Plagg was irresponsible. Chat's argument was that Tikki was there too. Ladybug's rebuttal was that Tikki was trying to keep Plagg in line and that Chat and Plagg are a perfect match. You know if you think about it, superhero personality and kwami personality are sorta linked.
Ladybug gets zapped and detransforms. Chat goes to check up on her, but she says she's fine. He respects her privacy and helps her escape. See? Even Chat knows priorities. Although she would not have been caught if he didn't distract her from escaping Kwamibuster. (This is causation, I am in a Law and Society major, and I have a Criminal Law test next week. Moving on!)
Chat gets blasted too and escapes as well. And that leads us to...
...BANANA NOIR ORIGIN STORY! One of the hosts was wearing a banana suit, which Adrien found in the end to hide his identity while he escaped. And this is the origin story because...
...this episode took place before "Feast", where we see Banana Noir (I'm sorry, I'm still laughing.) Why do we know this? Because after Feast, Master Fu went on the run (to some extent). Marinette went to Master Fu's place in this episode to strategize.
Master Fu, I know you were the one who implemented the identity rule! I'm onto you!
Anyways, THIS IS THE MULTIMOUSE EPISODE! Marinette literally wore every single Miraculous that was in the Miracle Box, to which Master Fu warns that too much power could mess with her head. Now we wonder if Emeline wore the Butterfly and Peacock Miraculous at the same time and something went wrong??
But we know Marinette well enough that we should trust her with her plans. I mean to echo Wayzz, Marinette had never let them down. Also, there were some Miraculous that were worn only to free the kwamis so that they'd help her.
MULTIMOUSE TRANSFORMATION ROCKS!!! I STAN! (This is just as awesome as Lady Noire's transformation)
This excitement is short-lived though because Multimouse ends up feeling lightheaded when she was about to head out. But she rises and marches forward. YOU GO GIRL!
The Kwami Swarm (Stampede?) comes flying in, to the delight of Kwamibuster and Hawkmoth.
Multimouse introduces herself separate of Ladybug, though she is flattered. Adrien trusts her to get Plagg back, which is awesome!
[Kwami 1], [Kwami 2]: unify! The unification of the Miraculous was AWESOME!
Multimouse (well, a few of her copies) were captured on purpose so she could unify with Plagg was the most genius idea ever!
The one with Chat's Ring returned it to him so he would no longer be in the Banana costume, which he was glad to ditch (even though he kept it in theory).
Mirage!
The mirage involved fixing everything and being able to show that Marinette was Multimouse, but a separate person from Ladybug. I sense the problem that because Marinette in a sense is Multimouse, Hawkmoth could use that to his advantage. But what is the possibility that she will be Multimouse again. Also, Chat was the only one there! So that's that.
Chat was like "I don't know what my kwami was doing at that elementary school." Ladybug in a sort of deadpanned tone: "It was a high school". I couldn't help but laugh. He said it was a high school before, he goes there, and it was the simplest plan to hide his identity compared to Ladybug's.
If Marinette and Ladybug were two different people, I'd ship them, no doubt. Chat, you got competition...
I am a bit annoyed at Chat because he wasn't able to recognize that Ladybug and Marinette look similar, but then again, he probably followed Plagg's advice so he'd be able to keep his Miraculous.
Mr. Cat. MR. CAT??? Excuse me Ms. Mendeleiev, but his name is Chat Noir, not Mr. Cat.
Thank you Chat for reminding Ms. Mendeleiev that she should keep it a secret for the sake of Paris. THANK YOU! Also, "wee!" as in "flying through the city is fun!" (Someone on YouTube pointed this out).
Now remember! The whole thing was a Mirage. That means the akuma wasn't purified yet and everything had yet to be repaired. This is when everything is fixed for real.
Few things to note: Marinette was tired before resorting everything to reality. She deserves a nap after this.
Also, the Lucky Charm this time was a bowl used to contain the Akuma. It is less convoluted than all the other Lucky Charmd from before. But then again, the whole plan was complex.
And to cap it all off, Marinette is the most powerful, smartest person in all of Paris, or even the world. She was mentally and physically capable of wielding multiple Miraculous at once and came up with the most genius plan with multiple moving parts. Our girl is making history in the Miraculous History books. In this essay, I will.
Overall, 10/10 because of Multimouse and Adrien hitting the jackpot on who is Ladybug. The one thing that ticked me off was the whole identity rule that seemingly came out of nowhere. Like where did that come from??? We could have had progress on the identity reveal, but no! It all has to be a secret. I feel like this will go on for the rest of the series. But everything else was awesome and I enjoyed it so much that I watched it three times today. And I spent 4 hours writing this.
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Episode 14 (Finale) | “All of this and more, but only in Autumn's World” - Autumn
So I figured out that Amir does have the idol and Jakey originally had it that round... damn I wish I looked a little more but I just didn't think Jakey had it. So that probably means that Autumn is going this round, and then I just need to find a way to win this next challenge over Amir. I know Kendall and I will vote together next round regardless, so worst case scenario next round for me is that I am in some kind of fire-making challenge, but I at least see there being a good chance that me and Kendall could be sitting in FTC together, and I'm just hoping at this point that it's Augusto sitting there with us. P.S. In the event that I make FTC... I really hope I'm not seen as a goat. Like, I don't think I am, but I'm not sure how much respect I'll get for my game. I'm hoping people see how savvy I had to be to continuously work my way back up after a couple blindsides and being pushed to the bottom, but you never know with this jury / cast. P.P.S. Please no pressure cooker next round. I'm not ready to have to beat Amir THAT way.
So I'll count that as half of a success. I was at least able to help convince Amir to play the idol he told me about to flush that, and with Autumn safe, the next option was to do Adam. Knowing that if Autumn did have the merge idol, she probably wasn't playing it on Adam, this was the next best option. I need Kendall and Augusto around because those are the two I'd like to bring to FTC if I can make it there. It makes sense to take them to the end as our games are all very similar, so at least we aren't against a winner at the end. Part of me thinks that bringing Amir may not be the worst thing in the world given he has screwed over a decent bit of that jury, but also, I'd rather not take that risk.
So now that that's done and I'm cute and immune, I can confirm it all. Yes I do have the merge idol, yes I've had it since Final 7 but planned not to play it until Final 5, and yes that makes me the most powerful person here. Deadass everyone wants my head on a stick and I don't give a single fuck. I'm chilling all weekend, letting them think they're doing something if/when I lose win immunity, and then I'm sending a man out on one vote Monday night. You think they hate me now? Wait til they find out they can't take a shot at me until Final 4 lmaaaaoo. Be blessed!
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So Amir blames me for playing his idol... I think that's a win for me then, right?
I'm so glad I was able to take this challenge win! I needed to win this to guarantee I wasn't some kind of contingency plan. But now, it's about how can I guarantee a winner goes home. I've already kind of told Autumn she was in trouble (literally 0 point in lying to her about it) and have explained to both Kendall and Augusto that we should find a way to split the votes / guarantee that Autumn and Amir have no shot of working with one another and sending home one of the two people I want with me at FTC. I feel so close, yet so far away from the title of Sole Tumblr Survivor. I want this win so badly. I can't describe how much I want this win. I didn't come back just to have fun; I didn't come back just for maybe an ounce of redemption from Guyana, I came to win this mother-effer. I have at least a 25% shot at the moment, but I want to increase that number.
Final 5... it's so insane honestly because I never expected this of myself but I've played my ASS off (literally, that's why I'm flatter than a table top) especially these past few rounds. I'm kinda shocked that the clear targets are Autumn/Amir/TJ just given I have been a force in the game (subtly ofc) so its def a gag... but yeah. TJ winning the immunity was WORST case scenario because I wanted to come for that man's neck SO bad but we'll just have to get him next time. Amir having the merge idol isn't a SHOCK but it was interesting to say the least like rip telling me that but both his idol plays are gonna be kinda useless which helps my case! I know that Autumn said me and Kendall have been up Amir's ass but first of all... i'm a bottom so I would never BUT also I feel I've held my own this entire game so it isn't my truth in the slightest but I'll just have to prove her, TJ, and the jurors wrong if I got to. I've gone from flop (16th in Bhutan, 17th in Great Lakes, 12th in Socotra) to the top (6th in Flops, 2nd in Seychelles) but I am trying to WIN and wear my deserved crown, it's time I won something yknow.
Amir and I when my plan worked and NEITHER of us walked into jury yet again https://twitter.com/abridrakegraham/status/1222552252357005313 The kids HURTIN yall and I will 100% respect their privacy at this time. Like they really thought!!! They really thought they finally killed me and were probably singing ding dong the witch is dead all day and now look at em. They done lost the boy they all wanted to go to the end with, got severely played by me, AND still gotta see my face everyday. Someone check on Jordan Pines I wanna make sure he's not still holding his breath waiting for my demise. And I've teamed up with his other least favorite person? HOES MAD. But it's not just him- Kendall ready to fight Amir in PM's, TJ in his feelings on call during tribal, Augusto couldn't even find the words he was that shocked. It's all so glorious and I truly fucking love wrecking everyone's games. Amir was like I've never felt these emotions before/ this is one of the wildest moves I've ever been apart of and tbh I agree with Amir. This was batshit crazy but you know what the gag is? This is literally just another day in the mind of Autumn Hill Jury mad, the mayos mad, Augusto mad, and I'm literally on top on the world right now. Like I love Augusto yes but that move was the definition of powerful. Like it's not just playing an idol correctly. It's the fact that Amir came to me begging that I forgive him and that we work together again, I then agreed and admitted to having the idol to A WHOLE ASS WINNER, convinced Amir to tell the kids he had the idol, got everyone to feel super comfortable around me all night and day cause I knew "I was going," snapped in the tribe chat at 2:00 because I "just wanted people to be honest about voting me," got the kids to essentially then tell on themselves since they listed all the reasons why they were voting me, and then idoled out their king using his once closest ally. Liiiikkkee?? STIFF WHERE?? DEAD WHERE??? Bitch I'm playing to win ok I hope yall enjoying this master class I've put on cause I'm hanging it up after this. Unless yall get serious about having a TS version of Winners at War, then call me. But otherwise, yes I'm going ham because I have every intention of walking into the 2 time winners chat. I WANT TO ASCEND!!! So PSA: if my funeral is public knowledge, that means I ain't dying hahaha. Apparently everyone has nicknames for me and that might actually be my favorite part. Jakey calling the game Autumn's World all merge to the boys and TJ only referring to me as the Godmother?? iconic! You know I'd hate me too if I wasn't me, which is why I'm flattered by it all. They know damn well they're almost out of time to get rid of me and they've spent the entire fucking game hoping and wishing and praying and still can't pull it off. And them not targeting me out the gate like Jordan wanted has gotten soooo many people killed. But most importantly I have successfully played an idol now TWICE at Final 5.. And I sure did win back to back immunities at Final 4 and Final 3 in Crossroads so finding out this season has a final 2? Perfect let me dust off the blueprint real quick
https://twitter.com/rcgersnatalia/status/1168071613763342336
okay im going to work my ass of to win this but autumn and tj have both claimed they can do this really well, so like basically, tj cannot win immunity, i need to win or i may be absolutely screwed https://66.media.tumblr.com/583667e85060a36a2cccb8551baa27d5/tumblr_inline_oh5slaYgdO1tr4u58_500.jpg but as of rn, i was going no matter what if i didnt win immunity, i tried to make a story to autumn and we called for like 3 hours and i did my damnest to sell that tj is the problem with everything that happened last round and that i was down to vote augusto for real until tj really sold the plan out to augusto and i didnt want to go to rocks, but i played the idol out of fear that augusto-kendall-tj would 3-2-1 me so she believed there is a true rift in the beauties right now and has more of a reason to hate tj she is so fucking smart so she may have sussed it out and went along with it, but im hoping it worked??? idek but she said if she wins immunity she'll idol me she did admit she has the idol to me but maybe because she knew i already knew
I just... do I even have words anymore? Like, time and time again, I'm getting screwed over and I just... it's a good underdog story now. I just have to win this next challenge. I guess regardless I had to win this next challenge, but also, I was really hoping to not have to have as much concern as I do right now.
What was that?? oh cause I thought the yts who can't successfully kill me had said something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wux4HnZRY0 Another day, another body bag. THEY WERE SO SURE THEY HAD ME AHHHH I really have to laugh. Kendall was certain this was my funeral and I'm like nah baby it's yours. I'm still screaming that TJ would keep immunity for himself and let Kendall go to firemaking where she would 100% lose that's wild. Only for me to find out after that sis really was THE RAT??? Y'all set her up lmaaaooo. Now I really don't feel bad cause she ran from her karma long enough and if Amir had told me that shit before firemaking I really would've smoked her in the comp. Kendall had no business snitching to Jordan about an airtight unanimous vote and blowing up all her allies' games just to do right by an egom aniac. Then Jordan still died and she falls in love with his bestie boo TJ (he's playing you sis!!) who sensed she could die this round but didn't give a single fuck?? Absolute mess. She really got Devon, TJ, Amir, and Augusto to lie about it the whole game and they agreed because they knew if I ever find out the truth, I'd kill her on sight. Bitch I killed her anyway!!! So was it even worth it? Cause she still walked into jury but she got a better placement and a noble death, which miss Devon and Augusto cannot say. Too busy being lying https://media3.giphy.com/media/6DMfLQEhixGdW/source.gif I feel so affirmed though- every person who has come for me is either sitting in jury or is about to walk in. That's power- that's RANGE! Also I just wanna say to Devon while I'm here: you really gave me all that grief for considering you could be the rat when you, Amir, and Augusto were in on it and protecting Kendall the whole time??? Fuck outta here. Like whose fault is it really that you died Devon? I wanna know. You mad at me and Amir when you need to be mad at yourself for picking the wrong girl, which is on brand for straight white men but y'all not ready to have that conversation. Anyway! Kendall trying to undermine me the ENTIRE merge and using all these men to do it only to still get killed by me in the end?? Fucking love that shit. All of this and more, but only in Autumn's World
https://66.media.tumblr.com/143402720bb2766ebe14eb1d657e2ca6/tumblr_inline_o8662rxDt11tr4u58_250.gifv
Me before the challenge https://peopletalk.ru/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tumblr_n49eidw5Zk1rsrbdko1_500.gif
Me after I went beast mode and embarrassed the men https://twitter.com/intoragnarok/status/1233477557565173762
I'm screaming at Amir asking me after if kept him strategically or out of loyalty and I'm like sis what do you think. I was not about to let the white knights get their way and give TJ the win all because he's a good car salesman. Like y'all should've seen that 1 hr plus discussion of TJ and Amir going back and forth on camera about who I have a better chance of beating and I'm just sitting there IMMUNE taking notes, knowing neither of them wanted this. The power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has. Amir and TJ planning to kill me and then being thwarted once again is arguably my two favorite storylines. TJ wanted to do this the ENTIRE MERGE and I never let him succeed. And Amir wanted to be the one to say he killed me cause he's Mr. Smith when I'm Mrs. Smith and my ass spared him and helped him several times. Now look at em, getting third and second. I made a joke at Final 5 that Amir and I are the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith and it's so true. I adore him as a person and I know he loves me too but we're not above killing each other. Hell we genuinely want to kill each other but time and time again we chose to kill everyone else instead lmao.
So please enjoy this visual walkthrough of our wild ass partnership
(when we met at merge) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/48/5e/3f485e53a56fb43c62c22c0790e8afd7.gif
(when we voted together at Final 11 and Final 10) https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3Ucho9gtq4b7SLok/source.gif
(when I caught Amir in a lie and killed Devon as retaliation but still wanted to work with Amir) https://media0.giphy.com/media/l3UcotueAJQAW0zjW/source.gif
(when Amir killed Ali and Adam to piss me off) https://66.media.tumblr.com/eebc1dc0a509a652ea543aba82bcb1c5/tumblr_ojjk22iVXM1uhcmrao1_250.gifv
(when Amir tried to get back in my good graces at Final 5) https://66.media.tumblr.com/3b157a36601820370897ace6673af493/tumblr_n17egq7Hdq1r7fawxo4_r3_250.gifv
(when I agreed to the winners pact and got him to kill Augusto and Kendall with me) https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DefiniteVapidDogwoodtwigborer-size_restricted.gif
(when he kept trying me at Final 4 and Final 3/ saying he'd kill me) https://i.gifer.com/3lie.gif
(when I snapped and took Amir to Final 2, like I said I would, and we both knew he'd lose beside me) https://66.media.tumblr.com/d1f3506fc873a7d2393d705a7f58065d/tumblr_mgooqovRHw1qkdoj2o1_500.gif
mood after everything that's happened and me making FTC again- we out here. Coming out of retirement has been good to me https://twitter.com/emrific/status/1235072497055227907
(final 4) oh dear me this one is a tuffyyyy wuffyyy.... okay okay. so its f4, tj thinks im voting with him and kendall to vote autumn. Autumn thinks im voting with her against kendall to make it firemaking. basically, i was originally gonna vote autumn, and i told autumn and she was like fk no so i told her im convinced but i am STILL UNSURE So if I vote kendall: autumn has to win fire making which like statistically i do not see kendall beating autumn, but then tj takes me to final 2 over autumn, and autumn will take me to final 2 over tj, she also threatened to make jury hate me if I cut her now which doesn’t really scare me tbh if I’m next to kendall anyway, but regardless of that threat, me going with tj and autumn gives me a 66% chance of winning this game. If me or Tj win final immunity, I think I win this game. If Autumn wins, then uhhhhggg she will probs take me but like we will thee i just hope she doesnt win final immunity If I vote autumn: me or kendall have to win final immunity, because if tj wins, then I’m getting third place, and kendall would probably take tj as well, so like, yeah i would beat them both at the end but i would be putting myself in a position where i have to win immunity but idk . i think voting kendall is better as i type dis
final 3 oh my gooooodddd, the fact that i am here is so surreal 2 me, and idk idk this immunity is gonna be the deciding factor of my game and im so nervous but also happy and proud of myself however this game turns out. hoyoyoyooyoy
SO MISSS AUTUMN JUST UHHHHHHHH wooped me arse in immunity and me and Tj had to PLEAD for ourlives but she ended up TAKING MEEEEEEEEE so partyyy Honslee tho, while this is gonna make winning 90x times harder, I am pretty happy to be sitting next to Autumn cuz our end game mr. and mrs. smith alliance is highkey iconic af ewnfewkjfnewkjnf like we killed each others allies and somehow have been aligned since early merge and I lied to her and somehow we always came back and protected each other and if i don't win im happy she will <3 but with that said, i gotta take her DOOOWNNN
AUTUMN WINS 8-1
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Me watching Fate/Apocrypha ep 8
Basically Vlad’s power boost is his fangirls and fanboys.
So if Tom Holland becomes a heroic spirit his fame power would be over EX from Tumblr alone
Scare them until they shit bricks so they won’t dare to move again -Vlad III
Honestly tho it’s a great strategy, provided somebody can be an absolute monster
Nope. Nope. Nope. I’m out. -Mehmed II
AWWW WHY DON’T THEY ANIMATE THE ACHILLES-ATALANTA-SHAKESPEARE SCENE IT WAS SUCH A NICE SCENE :(
I still want to laugh my ass off that Atalanta refers highly to Artemis, offering her disaster and whatnot when really she’s … uh… I don’t have any good words to describe her I’m not a big fan of Artemis so… dango lover with uh.. talking teddy bear…?
IT”S RAINING LIGHT ARROWS
LIGHTNING > LIGHT ARROWS how does that even work I don’t care tho
Even if he’s an enemy, Achilles is a straight up shonen protagonist by all means.
I mean he’s always screaming, full of energy, chivalrous to girls, and fighting for honor and friendship. It doesn’t get any shonen than that.
U have Kairi ramming a girl with a car? Now have Achilles ramming homunculi and golems with ancient lightning chariot.
BOOM BOOM POW POW -Shakespeare watching the fight
Shakespeare: “Why the long face?” Shirou: “Nothing. Just judging my bitter enemy doing the Naruto run thing"
Enemies: *coming* Vlad: *Epic speech before attacking*
Kazliki Bey more like Unlimited Stake Works
The second Karna appears I shut my eyes Dude is way too bright to look at
Karna: “I have to kill you, don’t blame me ok?” Vlad: “Of course not I have to kill you too. You chill?” Karna: “Sure I’m chill”
The word invader to Vlad is the word oppressor to Spartacus
IT’S DARK I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING
Breakdance in the air while looking fabulous by Karna
Atalanta backing and worrying over Karna is pretty cute they are such good teammates
“Oh look I’ve been impaled. Or not.” -Karna with a bored bitchface
Some stakes imprison you? That’s easy burn them wITH THE SUN
I’m a day late to make this review so if I check Fate Apocrypha tag and nobody has made a gifset of Karna fighting Imma be mad
Vlad: “So you’re not an ordinary heroic spirit” Me: “No shit Sherlock he just brought the sun to battlefield”
I gotta be honest here, I always forget Sieg is the main character.
Well did you really think charging frigging Achilles head on would work..?
I just realizes Roche is basically Shakespeare’s equivalent when watching a fight
Achilles: *screams* *laughs* *roars* Chiron: “Boi quiet please”
Achilles: “IT’S IMPOSSIBLE WHY ARE YOU HERE??!” Chiron: “Because the grail is a bitch”
SHOTA!ACHILLES IS SO CUTE
Um but it feels so awkward seeing Chiron as a centaur sits………..
Bath in flame? How does it even work??
Greek mythology is either crazy or batshit crazy I don’t even know anymore man
That aside, Achilles and Chiron flashbacks are always sweet, and therefore always hurts
Seeing how Achilles went from 100 to 0 real quick when seeing his teacher
Female homunculus: “You don’t run away?” Sieg: “No, I’m the main character after all. Female Homunculus: “Oh, okay.” 100% actual dialogue
This is getting old but I still am happy he mentions Siegfried.
Semiramis be like “C’mon I pull a kawai gesture right in front of your face why aren’t you getting flustered or anything geez this dumbsack”
Wait a minute, where does that fire come from? Does the hanging garden even have stage flame thrower?? I have questions???
To be fair, it doesn’t make you look like a person who wants to save humanity Shirou..
Well Shirou, the real question is: Does God even exist in your world?
Wow I just asked a heavy question didn’t I?
What Semiramis says: “Go fight and survive” What she doesn’t say: “Tsundere services. If you don’t come back, I won’t forgive you.”
FAST AND FURIOUS: ROMANIA DRIFT
Mordred: “Of course I can ride a damn car. I become a rider by riding a surfer board too after all.”
Kairi: “Don’t fuck with the law of physics!” Mordred: “FUCK PHYSICS I SAW A CAT IGNORING IT MEME OF COURSE I CAN DO THAT TOO”
I haven’t said this yet, I actually love Fran’s mace it’s very cool.
Whereas Roche is fanboying over Avicebron’s golems and Celenike is sexually frustrated over Astolfo via their screens, Caules is being the Yggdmillennia soccer mom
HE KEEPS THE FLOWER FRAN GAVE TO HIM HOLY SHIT MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
Man I can’t blame you for being very uneasy.
Astolfo sure possess a heart of gold even in battle
Semiramis calls her familiars “Ugly Winged Ones” wow ma'am your naming sense is surprisingly shitty
Sieg: “I feel like I hear Astolfo trash talking the enemy’s familiar but eh”
I aspire to be able to talk as smoothly as Avicebron persuading Spartacus to attack Red Faction
I’m still laughing over Spartacus “OI!” after being released from prison that’s just like me after finishing the exam
Avicebron: “I can’t deal with kids” Me: “Same"
Avicebron: “I hate human but I want to mimic human creation omg my goal is so ironic”
Shirou no you don’t get to take Fran to your side not even if you sweeten the deal yOU HEAR ME?!!
Um so I do like the main battle music but it gets rather boring if they play it in each episode, so maybe use another piece for the next episode?
NEXT: Pray for Fran
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Every odd question fir Sangriel!!!
boyhowdy text wall ahoy. i didnt bother editing this or reading over it so oops theres gonna be mistakes. answers below the cut 0:
1) Sangriel Amato Heartspell. His name doesn't mean much of anything, besides Amato meaning beloved in Italian. San's surname was originally Keldaris (of Loretta Keldaris, wife of Gia Realdor, who took on her surname) until he changed it after his family's. problematic escapades.
3) He had a pretty fucking nice childhood. He grew up well off, took all sorts of classes and extracuriculars, all that shit. San's actually a skilled ballerino and is quite fond of dance as a whole. One of his fondest memories is his mother helping him with stage makeup for the first time. San's worst memory is the loss of his grandparents during the attack on Silvermoon.
5) Sangriel has no siblings but many, many, MANY, cousins. So fucking many. He grew up with all of them, so to him they may as well be brothers and sisters. All of them got along very well and though he doesn't talk to many of them anymore, they're all still on good terms (as far as he knows).
7) He and Mesdrea are childhood friends!! After the attack on Silvermoon, her family moved south towards Southshore, and his family remained in Eversong. He had no idea whether or not she or her family had survived until he leaves home and decides to travel to learn more about the arcane. Mesdrea was part of the Syndicate at the time and he joined her there. When the organization started going off the deep end, the two bailed out and returned to Silvermoon together.
9) He is not fond of animals, so of course they read that and immediately pile onto him. Sangriel isnt particularly good at caring for pets which is the real reason why he isnt fond of them. He'd honestly love to have a fish if he didnt think he'd accidentally starve it to death.
11) No diet requirements! This terrible boy is a walking garbage disposal.
13) He hates cabbage and cauliflower in all forms. terrible. bad foods.
15) San got his father's skills for cooking, which is to say he's..... not the best. He isn't terrible though! He's got a handful of dishes he can cook very well! Just dont expect him to cook dinner all the time and have it be completely edible.
17) Oh fuck yes. Selfies, pictures of dumb things he finds, loooots of pictures of bodies of water esp waterfalls. Half the time he doesnt share them he just likes hoarding the photos to look at alone later. San's not shy or embarrassed by them he just doesn't wanna share.
19) San hates existential "We are stardust and eternal" sorts of things. He feels that most of the time they are disingenuous strings of words pulled out of the asses of people who think they're holier than thou. also theyre boring.
21) He doesn't necessarily have a temper that is constant but he's very easily riled up. When he's angery he's more likely to lash out with words and snide remarks than anything physical, especially if he knows something particularly damning about the person in question. It takes a lot to get him to that point though. He'll bitch and whine and yell loooong before that.
23) San likes firm mattresses, and would sleep on the floor if mesdrea didnt insist on him having something between him and the hardwood. He doesn't snore, but is drawn to heat sources aka anyone with the misfortune of sharing a bed with him, and clings to them desperately. He sleeps with Only One Pillow, and mesdrea thinks there's something wrong with him for it.
25) He doesn't think he's terribly funny, though Mesdrea loves his sarcastic sense of humor (san thinks she's biased bc they're friends). Sangriel loves witty humor, and though he won't admit it, will absolutely laugh at a properly timed and/or worded crude joke.
27) San frequently has moods where he feels as if he's accomplished nothing with his life (you're still so young, his mother always says!) and it throws him into a funk for a couple days at a time. He'll cry somewhere towards the end of it after everything's sort of come to a head, and he does very little to hide it. Normally he'll end up snapping at the smallest things, like not being able to open a package or dropping something on the floor. At that point he kind of just spends the day sobbing on and off until it's out of his system. He's a little dramatic but its still genuine sadness :(
29) If any teasing is done it's minimal. Normally San won't do either, but he leans towards being more protective if the person in question is someone he's fond of. Teasing would consist of a tasteful joke at most when he first finds out, and nothing more. It's mostly to try and get the person to smile, though he knows it won't always work.
31) San absolutely drinks, and is actually terrible at holding his liquor. He gets drunk fast then crashes and burns not long after. He's actually a fairly fun drunk, and loses the insecurities he has that makes him quick to snap and anger when sober. San's a miserable person hungover and tends to spend that time hiding under blankets and pillows alone. He won't admit it but he mother hens those around him that are drunk or hungover while he's sober, though he's not above intentionally making loud noise when Mesdrea is hungover bc she does the same to him.
33) It depends on what he's wearing. Lounging around or going out it might be boxerbriefs. Some stupid tight pants?? probably some small bikini/thong thing?? of course he wears lacy shit on special occassions though. Of Course. Who do you think We Are.
35) Guilty pleasure is thrifting, esp for clothing he can alter. A totally not-guilty pleasure is sitting on the balcony of drea's flat with a bottle of wine and tossing tiny bits of food out to the birds. he keeps score of how many pieces of food end up in someone's hair/hat too. he has to.
37) San is actually an avid reader, mostly of non-fiction and esp arcane theory. If he reads anything fictional it's science fiction. Asshole looks dumb as fuck but he's well read.
39) He loveslovesloves sending letters and messages to people. Mesdrea was the only person he spoke to for a long time at one point and it was only through letters. It's special to him idk
41) San's solidly Gay. Really Really Gay. He just finds?? Lots of things attractive and in no specific way/shape/form. San would say he doesn't have a type and he's right. He's pretty bad with relationships though. The intimacy that's involved kinda...bugs him.. and it mostly has to do with his own insecurities and self-worth. Maybe if he found someone that helps with that he'd? be in a relationship? But for now he's 100% fine with flings. They make him happy.
43) He's not very religious. The light's cool and all. Naaru look neat. The moon is rad so Elune is too, he supposes. An'she is chill. It's just stuff he doesnt want to concern himself with.
45) People that don't know him see him as an overdramatic, flashy, pompous asshole and they're not wrong! He absolutely is, but that's all they see. People who have been robbed by him see a strange thief that somehow used magic to steal in broad daylight. Mesdrea sees him as someone who is actually a very loving person that is particularly good at making masks to hide who he actually is and how he actually feels. San tries very hard to see himself as someone who is good and worthy of, well, good in return. But most of the time he only sees what's wrong with himself and the things he's done and then ignores all the good, so over time he created the grand facade of this amazing illusionist thief that regrets nothing and cares for nobody and looks Fabulous™ doing it.
47) San has a love/hate relationship with formal settings. He loves the pomp and circumstance of it all, the dressing up, all the fake bullshit and the backstabbing. He hates that his family isn't able to enjoy the things they used to, though, and that's because their father had them basically ostracised out of their social circles and then gambled all their wealth away :\\\ So he loves them, but hates that he can't share that fun with his family, so he doesn't attend anything formal.
49) The copper ring his mother gave him is most prized possession. She gave it to him on his 20th birthday. The runes on it are a small blessing, Light's Strenth. He'd been planning on running off without a word, but his mom is pretty in tune with his antics and she stopped him as he was leaving to give him the ring. His mother's fairly religious so the ring means a lot to her, and while Sangriel is not, the ring is still incredibly important. When he knows he can't safely wear it on his hand, he keeps it on a copper chain.
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Star Watch - Bon Bon the Birthday Clown
Ah finally, here we are! The episode that kicked off the mid-season hiatus and made the entire fandom cry at once. I have waited patiently. I know what lies ahead at the very end, but I don’t know the journey there. I have a feeling we’re going to have a lot of screenshots...
Aww, Bon Bon’s design is so cute! And that’s something to be said - not every animated clown can pull off “cute”. For most people, it’s more along the lines of “terrifying” or “traumatizing” or “why did I ever watch IT oh god why”.
In the case of the SVtFoE universe, it’s “he’s a WITCH!”
Poor Bon Bon! That’s a very disturbing way to draw someone in a cast. And why is his nose still there? Shouldn’t it be under the wrappings, too? (Is he Captain Buggy’s lost relative???)
OH GODS.
“In 100 years [he]’ll return just like [his] candles”? So, uh... He’s going to flicker in and out of existence until he explodes? Still a positive guy up until the very end...
“I just saw a HUGE rat in the air duct!”
Oh ho ho, oh Marco, you worrywart! Public schools always have some kind of vermin infestation! Rats, mice, flying cockroaches - it’s nbd! Just tell the janitor so they can lay down some traps and go on you’re merry way. I’m sure a giant rat isn’t significant in any way! *wink wink!*
Janna made a handmade cake for Bon Bon? Aww, Janna, that’s so sweet! I’m sure he’ll appreciate it when you’re little séance rises him from the grave!
In Janna’s defense, I remember the night I had a séance with my friends as a pre-teen a lot more than any school dance I ever attended.
MARCO I’M HAPPY JACKIE ASKED YOU OUT BUT PLEASE STOP MAKING THAT UNCANNY-VALLEY SMILE
Why does no one ever knock on doors in Marco’s house?? I mean come on Janna, it’s his bathroom, wtf
aaaahhhhhhh
aaaaHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S TOO PRECIOUS!!!!!
Oh hey, look! Rats are popping up again! Do you hear the plot-siren blaring, or are my headphones messed up again?
Glossaryck’s head-stone isn’t natural? I wonder why he put it there... To enhance his powers, perhaps? Or does it seal something instead...?
Even Bon Bon’s grave is cheerful and cute! This guy!
I like seeing Marco get super nervous about dating Jackie, but I’m surprised he didn’t think about the consequences of interrupting her so often. Marco, buddy, that’s not how you talk to people, let alone dates.
MARCO, MY BOY, YOU LEVELED UP SOMEHOW!!!!! WOOOT GO MARCO!
Actually, wait - WOOOT, GO JACKIE, YOU FORWARD-THINKER!!!! (Man, she’s really forgiving about all the mishaps here! Is she just super understanding, or does she like Marco that much? Hmm...)
You know, are Janna and Star trying to follow a guide for this seance, or are they just doing half-guesswork and half-researched seance rites? Because that shrine is a sweet gesture, but it doesn’t hold the symbolic meaning of the cake, and I’m pretty sure any shrine you make for calling a specific member of the dead back has to include a personal item of theirs...
What am I saying, Bon Bon’s so upbeat I bet he’d love that shrine anyway!
GLOSSARYK DON’T JUST DESTROY RANDOM PAGES FROM THE BOOK! YOU’RE PROBABLY GOING TO NEED THAT LATER!
(I wonder if it was a spell for controlling rats? My second guess is “conjuring rat minions” but I like the idea of a controlling spell instead, as it makes Star’s rash decisions more of a foil against herself.)
It’s cute that despite Marco’s awkwardness and failings at their date, both of them are still having a good time. It’s a really sweet part of this episode, regardless of whether or not you ship Jarco.
Shrine went from 0-100 real quick
Also, Star, I know you’re feeling lonely and everything, but calling someone a billion times makes you look either super creepy or like you’re in danger...
Hey, Star’s wand looks a lot like her ancestors’ wands now... You know, that’s something I wondered about - why is it a star-symbol during the resting period all the time for her, but in all the paintings we saw of Star’s ancestors, they all had eyes instead of stars? Curious...
Star’s magic is influenced by her emotions, but this time her negativity - specifically her jealousy - deliberately put Jackie and Marco in harm’s way by tampering with Jackie’s skateboard. Thankfully, she was still upset by it and was even caught off guard, not being sure it was her who did it.
More rats! Aww, I’m going to name them all! That one’s Squeakers, that one’s Jellybean, that one’s Crow, that one’s-
No wait, something’s happening.
Could it be...?
ANOTHER GREAT VILLAIN ENTRANCE???!!! Ludo, you just went up to a 7/10 on the character list!! Congrats, little man!! I’m so proud of you! Look at you, carefully planning and plotting and pulling out the dramatics! ;w; You even pulled a “did you miss me, Princess?” line!
But why worry about Star when there’s JARCO KISSING HAPPENING OMFG
Wow the Jarco fans have official ship art now, good for them!
But the Blood Moon(tm) isn’t happy about it. I guess it’s a Starco shipper for life after it entwined their souls for eternity. Take a chill pill, Blood Moon, people can ship whatever they want.
EVERYONE KNOWS FIGHTING MOVES AREN’T VERY EFFECTIVE TOWARDS FLYING TYPES! I CALL HACKS!
Bon Bon!! You’re back! And still so cheerful!! :D
D: Bon Bon noooooo
Interesting that Star’s momentary distraction by Jackie and Marco caused her magic to warp the spell into reverse. Her darker emotions are really getting the better of her without the other half of the wand.
Speaking of which, the wands are like ying and yang at this point. Star can do both “good” and “evil” magic (using the terms loosely) with her current half of the wand, but all we’ve seen from Ludo’s wand is “evil” magic. Does his half of the wand have the potential for “good” magic, too?
Speaking of - dang it all, he was so good in this episode! He came after Star entirely for the book so he can further learn how to use the wand AND leave her demoralized and somewhat defenseless. He had great lines, great motives, great use of all his minions, and I swear his villain laugh was A+ this ep! Ludo, I’ve decided - you’re officially a 8/10! Congratulations!!! *throws confetti*
Oh, speaking of ratings - this episode is a solid 10/10! I’m impressed! Excellent in terms of pacing, tone-setting, surprise twist (for those that weren’t spoiled), and character development! Since the Star Strike starts in...8 hours, it’s good to look back on where we all last left off and think eagerly about what’s to come now that Star’s lost not only the gateway to new magic, but a valuable ally and friend. I’m especially looking forward to seeing Ludo and Glossaryk interact - I’m really hoping we’ll learn more about Eclipsa and her chapter! I think it would be the one chapter in the whole book Ludo would excel at, given his emotional ties to the wand’s magic.
And who knows, maybe Eclipsa is the one giving him whispered pointers...
#fordarkisthesuede watches star vs#star vs#bon bon the birthday clown#this was late but I wanted to finish it!#Ludo's grown so much as a character#I'm so proud of him#i take back what i said he and Pilaf should fight it out#poor Star!!!!#it's okay Star I know you'll get him back!!#you're a smart young princess after all#there's going to be some odd Jarco/Star interactions too woo boy#gonna be fun on a bun#star vs the forces of evil#svtfoe#long post#lots of pictures#hope you guys don't mind the barrage of screenshots#but i want to document everything fresh y'know?#I wonder if Bon Bon will come back?#I mean what dimension did he go in to??#poor guy can't catch a break#let the Ghost Clown rest please
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Clone Wars The Jedi Who Knew Too Much
(Terrorize a woman)
An adult
Also wait I thought they said no one was killed?.
Like back near the ending they were like “he was the only one,”
[Working With?]
??
So Force
That it was never ever brought up that they were dead or what happened to them or just whatever
...
Oh joy a funeral
with a shade of Eugenics
Dear Frick
(This is why I hate funerals; Bad enough that someone died in such a terrible way that they couldn’t be accountable in return to their home (which they should have) and had as close to a peaceful death knowing that they hadn’t inflicted further pain and suffering on their fellow man,
No let’s just parade that shit around and make everyone feel as miserable as possible while encouraging that misery
(Not imagine reminding them about soon their life will be over)
Dic k- . Re- mem-ber - Oh yeah I really care about all those unnamed people- - Also yeah let’s try to remember how they were [in life] well the fact that they are dead is robbed in their faces
And guilt-tripped
Dick.
[Ahsoka stop being an assumptious dick during a moment of silence,]
Well I may not respect the concept of funerals But I do respect the concept of If there were rules for an established event That you decide to participate in You should probably follow them,
[Empathy circle, Asking if sad
No shit Sher Lock,]
It’s a Funeral]
[also why does Ahsoka, Single out Barisse? She isn’t crying or seems noticeably more upset than any one else,
“My Light saber,”
My mentor was doing nothing,
I know, “younglings” But for the age we see them learning about light sabers There’s little to no chance that someone she learned besides, Could teach her anything,
“ Live for the living Jedi,”
Then why did you drag the body out of here and make people stare at it?
[like live for the living that’s all good and good, But part of that includes not being a dick, Doing your role to make the world a habitable and decent place, And being accountable, (If you’re inches away from death maybe stay home). And while this is going old fashion murder, You’d would assume they would’ve sectioned it off if they were anything resemb ling decent People,
Like not just one place (lane). for this dude to operate,
And in case of sociality, This place wasn’t closed off (permanent) for multiple reasons
(Like seriously you guys want to gather around a place where someone died?)
Point being; Living for the living means being acc-ountable And not subjecting people to staring at your dead body, -
Live through us . . . Er-
[But- they already did their fair share of living-
[apologies for the “gallows” humor,
Just...following the conclusion of the episodes focus on,
Death
[Point being; you can’t make me feel bad for someone who literally decided fuck the environment fuck life fuck humanity, i’m going to be a self-destructive asshole, And it kicked them in the ass,
[Like yeah yeah loss of life very tragic, World is a wor -ser, But that’s a quick moment- -]
- [Also yeah Jedi life, ]
Like screw all the cleaning staff,
Do they even get burials? (Weird hierarchy)
Also, those were all Jedi?
(Like seriously what were they doing down there?)
Also yeah no wonder everyone was suspicious,
Like five Jedi down there for no established reason
Weird glowy
Barisse
[Where’s Luminara?
You know, Barisse’s “Men-tor,” Authority assumer,
Known for . . . being on top of things. . . . And control -ling- - Micro manage - “Mov,
Seriously can anyone leave this woman alone for five seconds. .
Excuses she was already terrorized enough by Sky walker . Still sucks,
Why?
Re- public
Jedi-
How is Ahsoka part of the space military and doesn’t know that they answer to the space government?
[Did she think they were just going to keep them locked up in the same cell forever?
No space trial?
Like this seems like a very stupid excuse- To get Ahsoka involved, (And overly sus) And terror -ize this poor woman further
(Note I know what she did was downright shitty,
(Assuming she didn’t give a false confession under duress)
That doesn’t excuse the tox,-
Clones kil-
Seriously when and why does everyone care about the clones?
Like ‘oh no the (ex) child soldiers died!
Yeah?
Like they were “actual” people (By their standards) and Jedi (Who seem to rank up pretty high on the standards, even get a separate burial, and getting a statement ranking their lives only (Assumed authority is shit) right there,
Ad-miral
Also yeah they have different legal systems for different groups of people, (We’re just going to paint that as fine,)
Like I know this is assumed authority, But that’s adding another layer of tox that I think should be acknowledged -
She’s guilty-
Fair-
Dealt with Did-
Did Ahsoka just advocate for the death penalty- !?
Like her hand moved in that “over the neck,” expression, . Revenge
Dude this is more than venting
this is murder
(Focus on the don’t murder part, before the painting with broad strokes- , (You’d think one of the older Jedi would be advocating for this shit)
A-hsoka
Could’ve been a nice moment,
But the tone was off
And it didn’t make sense
‘ The evid-ence seems clear’?
How would the evidence have changed anything?
‘ things will never change,’
Weird statement,
- - Military
That’s a damn good idea considering they’re peacekeepers
(Oh yeah that’s the thing that’s thrown around pretty sparsely; These guys are supposed to keep the peace,
(Yet from the itchy trigger finger you wouldn’t think that)
Never mind Anakin’s suddenly developed terrorizing tendencies,
What would be good...
If they played it up for evil,
And didn’t ignore the unfortunate implications,
“Peace Keeper(s);
Hey, they actually called them out for that bullshit,
That’s good
And yeah she is 100% deserves to be ashamed, For enabling Anakin last round, And possibly brutalizing,
Note, there’s a difference between venting and brutalizing,
(Mostly decided by emotions,)
But still they killed more people than is acceptable either way (0)
Oh never mind she’s just bitter and completely ignoring the consequences of her actions
(Yeah!)
(This is not accountability this is Vigilante justice, Trying to solve everybody’s problems for them, Which is the just not how it works, You can’t assume accountability for someone else
You aren’t them
[Author-ity]
Strate-gy-
Um?
[What?] Is.
Is she a master now,
If not then where is Luminara?
And just tasks?
[i’m sorry but Luminara doesn’t seem like the type to assign that kind of work,
Being pretty controlling
And high on everything rule -abiding even their elitist attitude - towards the jedi-
Pretty sure she would’ve sent a bot or a servant or something . . . Not an apprentice? . . .? ? Literally nothing about Luminara?
“friend”
Assuming a lot that made they’ve only interacted once and nearly died that time,
Also, comfort?
Ahsoka is the only one that seems particularly disturbed-
Yeah Barisse is soft-spoken - But not really sad that I can tell
[all of her speech has been well actively non-consequential and nonsensical,
That vague]
Also yeah Ahsoka feels bad, After just say -ing Screw You To a general that reasonably pointed out that they’re peace keepers, and shouldn’t be interfering so much and so aggressively, in other people’s lives
(And that’s fair with Lord terrorizer but painted as it’s no big deal,” Over there)
So yeah you can’t really make me sympathize with someone who just a essentially said “Screw being an accountable person, I want to hurt people (Beyond reasonable venting parameters), And possibly kill them,
Yeah, no sympathy
Young
More so psychopathic,
[Like pretty sure she insinuated murder there,]
What’s with the cell phone music?
Seriously, look;
She’s fine
This,
Also geez she’s jumping right into the baggage?
Like poor Barrisse, She just wanted to go for a walk and get some tasks done and this person is bringing in the tox,
[Like seriously you don’t just randomly launch into a rant about the abusers and the system they created,
Everyone already knows,
Stick to the talking when there’s something actually good to share,
[excluding rare occasions, - ]
Dear frick what have I got myself. into?]
Damn poor Barrisse is trying to get out of this conversation..
Like dude that’s against code...
Dude..
Haha, you’re so cool
* through gritted teeth, *please help me*,
Genoisse
* Dear god you’re bringing up that terrible situation*?
-
[Help ME]
?
Oh yeah that’s not a completely weird thing to say to someone after a mur-der
-
?
[Ahsoka’s projecting fucking..
HARD
Please Leave
Ha, ha , ha
[that is a why-do-I-hang-out-with-you ex -pression- - Like Ahsoka clearly got the talent of starting a long rambling rant about random nonsense and subjecting the nearest person to it” trait from Anakin [Pre-quel] -
[Here’s a reminder that Barisse just wanted a book or some shit
To do her “tasks,” And got subjected to that, -
[Wait this was an all-call meeting-
[Apologies for the abundance of pictures but I have a lot of thoughts ,]
[Why did Luminara and Barisse get snubbed?
How is Ahsoka? [there are -multiple things wrong with this-]
Anyway-
L-eto
Because you’re a gosh darn terrorist, And out of the two Jedi she probably knows- Ahsoka is the least likely to go {immediate death mode}. Probably she is kind of death mody now, - Com-mander Tano, Really? - Besides all the normal, not Jedi guards,? - Because that smells of plot convenience, - Like she and Ahsoka barely had one conversation, Where she enabled Anakin’s crazy assumptions and tyran -ical ruling, - ? - [It’s- a nice shot-] - Whelp, - The guarding system are real weird here; Sometimes it’s the Centurions, This is the real first time we’re see-ing arc - Overly competent,
Also like five people dude, chill
Also the feck are you telling her this?
Oh — Guilt? (Good) . ? . [None of them have a red button except for one,
Hm, Oh yes it just completely open. the door with no shields and let the unarmed person go first,
- Also yeah dick move Ahsoka,
You were the Jedi to contact - Seriously, not your attorney
Oh heck even one of the older Jedi?
The ap-prentice- ?
This is getting to Mary Sue levels of “fecking unlikely,”. And “unrealistic,” To establish how much of an unrealistic unbelievable bad ass Ahsoka Is,
Which, congrats, I don’t believe it
That a person living in subsequent poverty would know the name of one of the young to-be Jedis, Who reach- ed such renown after a few short missions, Where not much was actually done,
And she never had an official staring role, on her own,
That’s pure wish fulfillment and it’s pure bullshit
[You know what would’ve made more sense? And I’m not excusing the story in any way I fecking hate it at this point,
But, What if she was someone screwed over by some people smugglers?
Who saw some serious crime getting committed,
And knew the name “Ahsoka,”
From stories of the other people that got screwed over by people smug glers,
Building on the past mythos; Her adventures with the others
Esta-blishing herself as a smaller crime fighter,
Typically. asso-ciated with people smugglers,
And allowing her to get up a bit of reputation
Form her own name. - Just -a thought - Time
Wow Ahsoka’s a bitch [derogatory non-identification)
The animation... is not helping,
Mine, Yeah you mentioned it,
Before She did you fuckin watermelon,
Also,
[Apologies. I meant to make it smaller, Didn’t; Happen,] But point being she really is trash;
Over - judgemental
Willing to go farther than humane
Willing to assume authority,
And yeah lady did terrible shit,
But it was five people, in a war;
If that’s what set Ahsoka off, she’s really not up to hearing about the boomer war
Because yeah boomer is far from innocent,
But these are boomers this shit is expected,
And certainly didn’t add or require that kind of tone or behavior;
That’s A “You Suck,” And a trip to accoun -tability
Also yeah let’s talk about the tone here for multiple reasons;
The Boomer isn’t the victim either
But by God, does it try to fame it as such,
When we come in,
[and I’m not doing pictures for obvious reasons,] They are cur-led up in a corner- Tone just barely making it about childify -ication
And I got to say this tone is fucking backwards,
With the elder boomer criminal, Portrayed with a unsteady unsure scared tone,
Meanwhile Ahsoka,
For my complaints of being portrayed Too young for her actions, Too old for the -tone,
Is now portrayed even older, With cyn- icism and defen- siveness- - Which doesn’t make sense since the present Gen doesn’t have anything to defend, And has the un-certain tone (Usually hope-ful) The tones are completely wrong
Right after it being said that Ahsoka acts young in many ways
Instead of acting Like an old person who’s already done their thing And has something to be defensive about
[not even the most toxic person in present Gen, Loses the uncertain tone until their time is up,]
And continues a constant theme of the series not having any patience and not taking the time to develop anything
They want to have , Ahsoka be cool and bad ass and say certain lines but don’t have the patience to work- To develop it properly,
Causing everything to fall extremely flat;
Re;verse (With correct Tone, Ass- uming this is a trap,)
O; What are you doing here?
A: What you?
[Door closes behind]
O; [crack Guess you’re not the only one les;] to fall into their trap,
A; [Lifts Tell me or -or up]
O; Or- or what?!
It’s not in your character ,child
A; Maybe [Slump not Ing] - - That at least feels natural and not like a body switch, - - - [also now you’re playing the death theme after he brutalized several people?]
Like, [Wow that was quite possibly the most pointless set up I’ve ever seen, With several easy resolvable instances - Play it straight with not a drop of self-awareness to drink,
And because Ahsoka acted like a complete jerk ass I have no interest,
Especially when they can switch her tone to old by gone enabler
[Good job taking any tension or suspension of belief, out of your story]
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More Great Ways to Annoy a Mathematician
Which Ratio is Truly Golden?
I find it troubling that the golden ratio has so little in common with the golden rule.
Like, if you did unto others 1.618 times what you’d have them do unto you, then we’d all wind up exhausted.
And if you’re only doing 1/1.618 times unto them, then isn’t that a bit lazy?
A Puzzle About Rates
I’ve always enjoyed those puzzles like, “If 3 chickens can lay 3 eggs in 3 days, then how long will it take 100 chickens to lay 100 eggs?” They’re counter-intuitive (e.g., in my example, each chicken lays 1 egg per 3 days, so the answer is also 3 days), yet deal only with simple constant rates.
So what if the rates weren’t constant? Like in, say, a bureaucracy, where 20 times more people will accomplish only 1/20th as much?
(Sorry for putting the answer upside down. It reads: “Please complete the attached form (Z302: Aggregate Task Completion Rate Information Request) and we’ll process your inquiry in 4-6 weeks.”)
In this case, “a mathematician” refers specifically to Matt Parker, whose excellent book Humble Pi discusses the first two of these mistakes.
The Asymptote of Happiness
Lots of poets have found asymptotes a convenient literary symbol – the idea of eternal striving is a resonant one (even beyond the eternal striving of the struggling algebra student).
I love me some Raymond Smullyan.
Sorry again for putting the answer upside down. I dunno why I thought that was a clever idea. Mostly just forces you to turn off the auto-rotate setting on your phone.
Anyway, it reads: “Ask anything. You should already know not to buy lowfat yogurt.”)
Proving a New Theorem
Not that I’ve ever felt this myself. I’m just speculating.
P-R-E-N-A-T-A-L
What is parenting, if not a neat LARP?
(LARP = Live-Action Role-Playing Game, for those of you with less geeky acumen than I anticipate my audience to have.)
By the way, my friend Rayleen once described to me a brilliant comic, where one person asks, “When’s the baby due?” and the other person is drawn with a small horizontal stick figure emerging from their stick torso. (See? It’s such a good comic, I can just describe it.)
The Sales Pitch for Math
I think a lot about the different arguments for math, and the ways that they support or contradict each other. Is it a beautiful art? An urgent set of universal civic skills? Key preparation for technical professions?
The answer is yes to all three. But not for all math, and not all at once – and attempting to blend the purposes can lead to a muddle.
The Meaning of “Let”
It’s always tickled me that the mathematician’s verb “let,” which sounds so chill and laissez-faire, is actually a binding command.
“All Happy Families Are Alike; Every Unhappy Family is Unhappy In Its Own Way”
I wrote a bunch of these a few years ago. This one has the benefit of being true: all circles are geometrically similar, but not all ellipses are.
(The same is true, by the way, of parabolas and hyperbolas. The former are all the same basic shape, just zoomed in or zoomed out, whereas the latter constitute a whole family of different shapes.)
(Chew on that, Tolstoy.)
The Court-Appointed Translator
I wrote this little dialogue after listening to a great episode of The Allusionist, before it turned out that Game of Thrones would suffer the worst collapse in storytelling that I have ever experienced.
Oh well!
As my wife said, “At least this way we’ll never have to bargain with our daughter about when she’s old enough to watch Game of Thrones. The ending is so bad, in 10 or 15 years no one will be watching it anymore.”
Identity Politics
This is a really dumb pun.
Also one of the more popular cartoons in this list.
Go figure.
Another Dumb Pun
This one is inspired by that time Malcolm Gladwell referred to eigenvectors as “igon vectors,” and Steven Pinker blasted him for it, at which point Gladwell blasted Pinker for something else, and eventually we all lost the thread and just went about our days.
And if you want more godawful matrix puns, I’ve got ’em.
I don’t know what day you’re reading this, but guess what? It’s also a bad approximation of pi! So go ahead and celebrate!
(Though if you want some very clever alternative pi days, check out Evelyn Lamb’s page-a-day calendar, which includes a Pi Day each month, and not where you’d expect!)
Uncountably Many Wishes
After I posted this, there was a bunch of discussion on Twitter about whether I’d mischaracterized the Axiom of Choice, which is totally possible, in which case, oops.
Also, some folks pointed out that it’s pretty greedy to wish for uncountably many wishes, when you could just as easily wish for countably many.
To which I say: What’s the point of a magic lamp, if not to have greed be your undoing?
Maximization vs. Minimization
For lots of optimization problems, maximizing makes sense, but minimizing doesn’t. (Or vice versa.) An example: What’s the largest rectangle you can make from 4 feet of wire?
It’s the 1-by-1 square, with an area of 1 square foot.
But what’s the smallest rectangle you can make (in terms of area)? Well, you could make the 1.9999 by 0.0001 rectangle, which has a very tiny area…
Or you could make the 1.999999 by 0.000001 rectangle, which has an even smaller area…
Or the 1.99999999999999 by 0.000000000000001 rectangle, whose area is microscopic…
…and so on.
I hope that was worth it! And I suspect it wasn’t! Anyway, moving on.
More thoughts here.
The Villainous Mathematician Explains His Plan
Clearly this villain should be assigning more group work.
Anyway, I for one am curious to know how a complex-valued currency might work. I’d pay a hefty fee for an accountant or tax attorney who can turn imaginary assets into real ones, or real debts into imaginary ones.
The Cat on the Bed
I found it very hard to draw a decent space-filling curve.
Also, to draw a decent cat.
Only Slept Four Hours
This is how I feel about anyone who sleeps less than 7 hours in a given night.
Axioms of Life
This is my version of that xkcd about kitties.
Also pretty well summarizes parenthood. I still enjoy a cerebral geek-out, as I always have; but I also really enjoy holding my daughter in my arms and calling her the world’s best monkey over and over.
How Many Stars?
I would totally read a graphic novel about the dating life of Georg Cantor.
The problem is that no one is going to write this graphic novel except for me.
Oh well. I’m under contract for two more books at the moment, but after that will come TRANSFINITE LOVE: THE ROMANTIC ESCAPADES OF A SET THEORIST.
Quick-Draw Answers
Drawn from an actual experience, in my first week teaching 7th grade. I hadn’t really figured out how to tee up a problem-solving experience yet.
Twenty Questions
Drew this one for a Jim Propp essay. Recommended as always!
A New Proof
A teaching friend of mine had a whole list of proofs that 1 = 0, which he busted out at various developmentally appropriate points in grades 6 through 12.
I love that. Curious how far you could get writing a book of proofs that 1 = 0, each introducing a key idea in mathematics…
Maybe that’ll be my next project after the George Cantor romance novel.
E = mc
Philosophical question: Is this a pun?
The case against: “A pun is a joke that plays on words that sound similar but mean different things. This isn’t doing that.”
The case for: “A pun is a joke that plays on linguistic expressions with similar surface features, but different deep meanings. This is doing exactly that: the premise of the joke is that an exponent and a footnote are both denoted with a superscript, yet mean very different things.”
So I guess this has a deep resemblance to puns, but lacks a surface resemblance… which is itself, not very pun-like.
Ruling: Not a pun!
“The Exception Proves the Rule”
I guess you hear this inane phrase less often these days. But there was a time, kiddos, when people could hear a devastating counterexample to what they were arguing, and then blithely say “the exception proves the rule” with a straight face.
The Math Sequence
I’m pretty agnostic on the math sequence. But I have strong intuitions that Star Wars should be screened in the order: IV, V, I, II, III, VI, and so on. (I view the sequels as pretty optional. Prequels too, for that matter, but if you limit yourself to the original trilogy, it’s a boring problem.)
The “Same” Age
A lot of people on Facebook seemed to read this as though the right-hand character was creeping on Ariana Grande. Not my intention at all! I just wanted to pick a mid-20s celebrity. Could’ve just as easily been Bieber.
(My primary association with Ariana Grande, by the way, is her performance in the short-lived bar mitzvah-themed Broadway musical Thirteen.)
Lemniskate
I’m not sure there’s a joke here.
I’m fond of this drawing anyway.
Linear Child
Michael Pershan, the internet’s most relentlessly analytical math educator, inexplicably loved this joke, so I call it a win.
Someone on social media speculated about the position by which this linear combination had been “conceived,” which I found quite vulgar and upsetting (but which I also sort of invited by drawing a comic about procreating vectors).
If P, then Q
Where do we draw the line between logical succession, and outright stalking? I leave that to the courts.
Loons and Lunes
Sometimes I just want to do a cute drawing that has no joke in it, okay?
The Vertical Line Test
I’m actually skeptical that the phrase “vertical line test” has any value. To me it feels like a fancy name for a fact that doesn’t need a fancy name. And, as in the two-column-proof version of geometry, giving fancy names to facts that students should be reasoning out for themselves can become obfuscatory rather than clarifying.
Whose Fractal is Whose?
Please join me in making “Patricia gasket” a thing! E.g., “Did you know Copley Square in Boston is the approximate shape of the mathematical figure known as a Patricia Gasket?”
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for the valentines ask: a l l
twin u lil’ shit…..fine :P
also before we get started, at least a few of the questions’ answers are gonna involve my first ex, which automatically makes them a Very Long Fuckin Story, that i 100% Do Not Have The Spoons For so for any of those i’m just gonna put a short answer and a ***. that in mind, here we go.
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
yeah, you, u fuckin nerd
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Yep! Literally right now!
3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
3 wasted years***
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
yeah*** :/
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
My last ex and i are still pretty good friends (i think) (that anxiety feel when u think all ur friends hate u). The other one…….. ech***
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
…………….moving on***
7: Have you ever cheated?
fuck no, that’s a horrible thing to do to someone
8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?
I suppose that depends on if it’s like, they cheated on someone I was good friends with and heard it from that person directly, or if it’s more like middle school gossip bullshit. First one probably not, second one probably.
9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?
COMMUNICATE!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I am entirely too soft hearted to not be Hella Committed to ppl i’m dating
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
In principle? Sure. But I feel like a lot of the time people talk about going on “breaks”, they really mean “it’s over but we’re not gonna SAY it’s over because Reasons” which is sorta like having “It’s Complicated” as a facebook status***
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
Like 0. See #10
13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
does being in the relationship at all count***
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
I’m over 18, which means I don’t get an opinion on that
15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
Depends, do you mean in the “you’re never too old to take up a new discipline or interest” way or the “highkey pedophile” way? Actually, phrasing it like that kinda shows you my opinion, so I’m gonna just move on
16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
what is this straight people bullshit
17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
Maybe not over just text chat (for me at least), but it’s 20-gotdamng-17. We have voice and video and all that shit. It worked for me, at any rate
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
If the other person is abusive or manipulative and just being around them feels unhealthy, get the fuck out.
19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
See above tbh
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
anyway @twin-ace is a fucking nerd
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Assuming it didn’t end in too much fire and brimstone, absolutely! Yknow, if the person didn’t do anything Particularly Awful™ that prompted the breakup
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
I feel like being friends is the most important part of a relationship, so if you date someone you’re already friends with, that’s a big chunk of that awkward process out of the way early. That being said, if the person you want to date doesn’t want to date you, don’t be That Person, you feel me?
23: How many relationships have you had?
3
24: Do you think love can last forever?
Thought so***. Color me skeptical but optimistic.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
anyway john lennon was an abusive dickwad. moving on
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
like in a “this person seems to be having a negative affect on your mental health” didn’t approve or like a “no son of mine’ll be datin’ no (slur)s” didn’t approve. bc like, i’d consider the first one (not automatic tho) but the second one goes in the bottomless complaint box over a garbage can.
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
Get the fuck out*** uhhhhh probably read up on signs of emotional abuse
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
god i hope so
29: What do you notice first about another person?
their hair 95% of the time. i’m all about that floof
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
I’m ace my guy
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
tbh if some people describe their mental state as a “cocktail” of mental shit, my brain is more like a Home Depot™ bucket of jungle juice
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
…………………….anyway***
33: Do you want to get married one day?
I mean, it’d be nice, but like. Mostly I just wanna live w/ bae and like wake up together and make breakfast together and do all sorts of other sappy gay shit, and you don’t need to be married for that.
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
Not until they invent a Ctrl-Z for tattoos that doesn’t hurt worse than falling into a tree chipper
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
I’m ace my guy
36: Are you still a virgin?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?
throwback to the person i was highkey crushing on last year who turned out to be a trump supporter. needless to say, that ended up 100 Not Happening™
38: Do you enjoy love films?
… anyway i want death
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Do paper ones count? bc if so, yes.
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
lets get sushi and fall asleep on the couch for five hours tbh
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?
Yeah, in 9th grade. We actually had a teacher who went out of her way to point out all the dick jokes. It was amazing. Sure tf ain’t a love story tho
43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
If either tried to make me choose between them, I’d probably go with the one not forcing me to make a choice. That being said, the whole squad is chill as fuck, so that’s not a problem
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
i’m such a fucking sap, squirrels in canada pull my ass out of maple trees
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
i mean highkey thats kinda what happened, so
46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
I mean, I’ve had unrequited love before, but I wasn’t a 50 ton steaming douchetrain about it, so I’m going with “no”
47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?
I’m gonna be real honest here, I truly don’t get the Obsession™with relationships of people you straight up Do Not Know like they’re characters in a fuckin shoujo anime
48: What’s your favorite love song?
either Metropolis or Thunderstruck, both by Owl City.
49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I don’t think so? Probably not, anyway
50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
assuming you mean a nice guy and not a Nice Guy™I’ll go with the second option
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
I’m not sure. for one thing, I don’t really give advice so much as just help people talk out what they’re lowkey already thinking. Also, so far I’ve only really had one person ask me long-term (more than a quick question) for relationship advice. over the course of a year and a half, in no particular order, he:
broke up with, and got back together with, the same person more times than I could remember
slept with basically anyone he could during the “off again” periods
punched out the guy she was cheating on him with during the “on again” periods, who was also her drug dealer
hit a (cement or brick, i don’t remember) wall hard enough to put a hole in it
get drunk and make important life decisions while drunk often enough to count as “regularly”
didn’t listen to a single fucking word of my advice during any of this or the year before all of it
needless to say, we aren’t friends anymore
......... let’s just chalk up the original question to a “maybe” and move on
53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
Singles Awareness Day is annoying, pass it on
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?
5 years ago, it was important enough to me that I made a Facebook specifically for that purpose. By the time that relationship ended, I didn’t even care enough about Facebook even existing to change it. come to think of it, the same status is probably still there.
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
i’m 100% a clingy binch and so is bae, which is like, the best combination
56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
like, by existing, or what?*** but nah, never intentionally
57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
... see on one hand i wanna say something trite like “suicide is never silly” but then i remember this morning i missed a 10 point homework assignment and thought about emailing my teacher “hey when i get to class can u literally murder me please, thanks in advance” for like 15 minutes
58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
I mean, I’ve forgotten other stuff, but nothing like that.
60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?
not my jam, but I get why people do it. I’m fine with people doing it as long as everyone involved knows and approves.
COMMUNICATION!!!!!
61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?
family is a pretty broad category tbh. like, i don’t know most of my extended family, and i haven’t talked to my dad in literally a couple years, but I love my mom and grandparents.
62: How do you define “cheating”?
If you know you’re gonna have to either lie or apologize to your partner about it, and then you do it anyway, you can go fuck yourself
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
I personally don’t have an issue with it, but I’d talk it out with your partner.
COMMUNICATE!!!!!
64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
Happy Capitalism Day™ Everybody
65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
I’ll cuddle with literally any person i know who is willing to cuddle my cuddly ass. what kinda fuckin question…….
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