#is a gift

[thatswhatsushesaid]

shitpost dispatches from the unclean realm - why kill your darlings when you can just fuck them instead edition

[andchoked]

mint plucked from the ground

you're the easiest one to run to when things go wrong, and because of that, you're surrounded by a bunch of people who you swear you can help feel better, people you swear to heaven and hell both that you can "fix". you're sharp, both in scent and in practice, precise and yet vague. your practicality is unrivaled, and people seek you out for your wisdom and your sweetness, and it's draining you. your roots spread like a wildfire, and you burn away the nerves that let you feel. invasive, even if you don't want to be, because you're in every place you shouldn't be. go home, little root; go home before you don't remember what home is anymore.

what strangely specific scent do you give off?

[curiouscrux]

Obligatory: "I am sooooooooo normal about robots right now."

[exactlysizzlingdonut]

NO WAS IT JUST ME BUT THE BLLK VS U20s ARC GOT ME HYPERVENTILATING, PACING AROUND THE ROOM, HEART POUNDING, EXCESSIVELY DRINKING WATER BECAUSE IT WAS SO GODDAMN HYPE???

IT’S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE IVE READ MANGA THAT MAKES ME SO THRILLED. LIKE I KID YOU NOT I WAS VIOLENTLY SWINGING ME FEET AND SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW BC EVERYONE WAS SO DAMN COOL (shidou knock me up like… I’m better than sae I promise-)

⚠️SPOILERS!!!

nagi’s badass monologue and goal was SO FUCKINH COOL BRO AND HIS VICTORY POSE?? Don’t even get me started best shit ever

Barou being a king as usual I loved how he mind fucked the u20s team bc like tbf who steals the ball from their teammate? 💀 obviously barou. Love him sm

GAGAMARU THE GOAT

Bachira slaying as always- ankle breaker ankle breaker

UM SHIDOU?! GOT SO GIDDY EVERYTIME I SAW HIM NO JOKE I LOVE UNHINGED CHARAS. YOU CANT EVEN COMPLAIN ABT HIM EITHER BECAUSE HE’S SOOOO AWESOME 😆 also like. he said sm fruity stuff but it was kinda….. 🤭 ok babs blow your load! honestly everything he said got me gigglin except for the fertilisation shit idk what that was abt 😟 his goals were delicious though mans got me punching the air

Um. Aiku absolutely crushing everything. He’s so pretty as well,, what a damn unit

Isagi and the other dude’s (sorry I fgotht name) partner work was so satisfying to watch

Sendou was unintentionally funny like way he kept getting bullied by sae 🚆. Not to mention when side chick shidou joined the party as well in some instances :>

rin going beast mode was insane he looked goofy at first with his tongue out and shit but we all know that he’s a beast going all out n doesn’t give two fucks other than scoring a goal. And that’s what I love to see.

Isagi being a goal cock blocker in the last minute… he looked SUUUUPEEERR cool tho so no complaints

Ego’s silent celebration was cold as hell.

Honestly I love it when blue lock bamboozles the commentators and audience like fuck yeah SCREAM AND CHEER FOR THOSE FANTASTIC GOALS BROSKIS

SAE AT THE END OF THW MATCH BRUH I CANT. HES SO NASTY ☠️☠️

AUGHH It’/ late rn I might add on later I kinda cbf rn (no thoughts head empty but shidou)

[1introvertedsage]

Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness.

It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.

~Mary Oliver~

[runawaycarouselhorse]

#further optional context this episode and most of jbvo were for the lingest time lost media#the only reason we knew this was real and not hoax was a 5 second clip tjat was posted on youtube from a home recording#unfortuantly the person who recorded it changed the channel to looney toons or something so we didnt have the full segment#UNTIL someone whose mom worked on the show wqs able to get their hands on the original tapes or every episode#and they uploaded all of them to the internet archive!

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

[starrytrees]

hi dungeon meshi fandom :]

[brightlotusmoon]

[heedra]

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

[bisexualbaker]

[Images: Covers for the books, "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasourolophus" and "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love", adult romance novels by two-time Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle. End ID.]

it is funny because i have heard buds say things like ‘i love chuck he wrote whole harriet porber series out of spite’. bud i have never written ANYTHING out of spite. harriet porber was written out of love for my trans buds.

TRANS BUCKAROOS PROVE LOVE IS REAL. you are a brilliant shining star and you sizzle with trans wizard magic

[egberts]

what the fuck

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Halloween Candy Stickers made by QueenAltaria

[maybeasunflower]

From the tags of a reblog:

#CONSIDER HOWEVER#if you cannot tell the difference between sincerity and a child fucking with you#by becoming a head teacher you are giving these children an enormous gift

The gift in question being "the opportunity to make a complete prat of yourself in the national press".

So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…

Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.

Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.

Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.

[thedisablednaturalist]

Kinda fucked up that we all coo and sympathize with "former gifted kids" but never talk about the students who had to stay late after school or over the summer for remedial classes/clubs, who struggled to get above a C, who were given up on or punished. Who tried so hard to understand or just couldn't. Who were grouped with the "stupid kids" (a classmate called us that in remedial math btw)

Autistic kids and adhders who can't relate to their gifted peers and are constantly alienated by them. Kids who struggled in school due to dealing with a chronic or mental illness or physical/learning/developmental disability. Those of us who have had to drop out of highschool or college. Kids who worked so hard and wanted to be seen as smart, but never were. Who watched as their peers seem to fly by them in school, while they were left behind. Who were bullied and put down by those in the gifted and honors classes. Whose confidence was absolutely destroyed by education.

I love you all and I'm so sorry the school system failed you. I'm sorry you weren't properly accommodated and given the education you deserved. I'm sorry people put you down for something that they never had to fight for.

[majoringinsarcasm]

DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON OLD FICS DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON FICS IN A FANDOM THE AUTHOR MAY NO LONGER BE ACTIVE IN. IF THE STORY IS STILL UP LET THEM KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IT MIGHT JUST BE THE REMINDER THAT MAKES THEIR DAY.

SINCERELY SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT A REPLY THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST