#is a dangerous game

[officialnighttime]

It was my bday about three weeks ago and I had to have dinner with my big brother for it. I nearly killed him after he made a racist joke, then defended himself saying racism is funny and he 'has black friends so it's okay'. And all of that sucked.

But the day before my birthday was a Thursday. And all my besties meet up on thursdays so we can have dinner together and fuck around for a few hours just hanging out. Turns out, they all knew it was my birthday the next day and I didn't realise that that Thursday was a Birthday party for me.

I only figured it out, and it turns out it wasn't exactly a secret, because bestie was at the shops with her bf getting supplies to make me a chocolate cake with Bailey's whipped cream and she had called me to ask if cream inbetween two layers of cake would be too much texture for my autistic ass because there was also icing on top and strawberries and after I managed to let her know it would be ok because I could seperate the layers and eat them one texture at a time which is what I always did and we hung up, I broke down crying because nobody in the history of fucking ever has ever asked me if texture would bother me like that. Like, she fucking cared and she cared enough to call at 11 at night to ask me. She was in the middle of a supermarket with her bf in the middle of the night for a cake for me and she checked that what we were having for dinner was something I'd like too and it was amazing and I cried for nearly an hour. Because I had never had that before. I had never had friends like these that gave a fuck and it was the best kind of weird.

I got there the next day for dinner and it turns out her bf had even got a 1 and a 9 balloon and blew up a bunch of others in blue and green and purple and silver and they are my favourite colours and they gave me cards and chocolate and they even got me the glass bottles of pepsi max I like to have when we hang out because nobody else drinks it and the glass bottles are too expensive to have often so it's a treat to myself but I wasn't allowed to pay for anything and they still got them for me and we played Chained Together and had dinner and went to see a newer addition to our group who was working and we stopped by to see him and we had a hiccup with bestie and her parents cause she wanted to sleep over but she had to go home, she and other bestie stayed til just after midnight to say happy birthday on my birthday and headed off and me and other bestie stayed the night and stayed up late af playing uno no mercy and it was the best birthday I have ever had.

I got to hang out with newer bestie the next day, on my birthday because he felt kinda bad he didn't get to celebrate with us the night before but I didn't mind even though it would have been cool if he'd been there and all of it was more than I have the fucking words for.

I love them and I felt loved. And it was weird and strange and new but it was good.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

🫵🫵🫵

it doesn't matter if today isn't your "actual birthday"

I don't really care about details like that

happy birthday!!!! you are loved, please do something nice for yourself today 🎉

[ghost-oftheriver]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[vamprisms]

those three dilfs from mamma mia are so lucky they're in a romantic comedy and are only faced with undetermined paternity hijinks when they accept a mysterious out-of-the-blue invitation to an island and don't end up in some scary horror movie plot like the menu or the most dangerous game or scooby-doo 2002

[mischievous-thunder]

Logie bear's full of adamantium and alcohol, Wade. What else do you expect?

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down

Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next

[sunlit-mess]

love you just a little too much

[jasminebythebay]

hehe i love sonic's olympic outfits

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny mixed up FNAF Help wanted with Digital circus,,

[gale-force-storm]

Thinking about the fact that, to pull Gale from the stone and get him in the game at all, you have to decide to try to touch an extremely dangerous looking swirling mass of unstable magic. Something that is, objectively, a terrible idea

Like, the options it gives you are to either touch the sigil or leave, and if you leave you just... don't get Gale in the party

You have to take the risk. You have to let your curiosity override your common sense. You have to look at this unstable, possibly dangerous malfunctioning magic sigil and go "...Ok, but what if I poke it?"

In short, to get Gale in your party, you have to do exactly what he would in that situation, and indulge in a moment of reckless curiosity. And I just think that's delightful

[marimbles]

a little R&R (redecorating and resentment) between escape attempts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this

[bucksboobs]

What a time to be alive… official Throuplebait in interviews and we’re only 4 episodes in.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Ok, just thinking out loud, but maybe we should let the Great Old Ones out.

I'm just saying. Lovecraft wasn't exactly an unbiased source. Maybe they're perfectly nice. Maybe they just want to stop people saying slurs. Maybe they're just Welsh.

I'm not saying I want the world to end, but I think that it would be a decent compromise to maybe unseal one or two of the smaller ones, just to see what happens. I bet we could put them back if there's a problem. And maybe they'll give us candy!

If it's just one of them, and maybe just for the weekend, it'll be fine. Come on, guys. What's life without a little risk?

Ritual! Ritual! Ritual!

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Tango: We're lovers. That's all you need to know.

Impulse: Platonic. This is a platonic relationship.

Skizz: Not to me!

[renarines]

words of radiance, chapter 57: to kill the wind.

here’s a renarin post-duel :)

no-background & line art under the cut !