#is a Nightmare

[loadinghellsing]

The moments in which you're reminded Alucard is Vlad, and Vlad is a master swordsman...

...and that Anderson's "technique" is one long multibladed 'fuck you' to all of swordsmanship.

[flamboyantly-incompetent]

Best part of Election Day is scrolling through the us politics tags for new people to block

“Third party voters are a waste of air” people I’m looking at you 😘🖕🏻

[vxidd]

why the fuck does my company not allow me to work remotely……I work in IT lol

[daily-teki]

hey! thank you so much for the compliments ;0; i definitely used a "special" brush for the dots and stars ahaha the chains were enough to do by hand ;u; but thank you again so much, for the compliments and doing this dtiys 😭🖤

No worries! I think everyone deserves to be complimented for all their hard work, all the entries look fantastic!

[n7punk]

okay yeah i'll give cohost a chance

[nikkisticki]

Someone in my household has been constantly watching these bizarre TikTok videos where a robot reads a reddit post while some random sludge content filler is running in the background...except...

I'm pretty sure the stories aren't even from Reddit but from some fucking chatbot like GPT because sometimes the stories just completely contradict themselves or changes gender mid post.

Horrifying

[mookybear12404]

Okay but they already had to simplify Percy’s design to make him animate-able what are they gonna do with MOLLY

[hilarityhitch]

I have literally 8 separate stories that I have not written yet, I have stories about:

- gay magic pirates adventuring on the waves

- an adaptation of the Bacchae that takes place in Napa Valley California with wine sellers

- a crossover of a bunch of Shakespeare plays

- a horror musical that has nothing written except three characters and a basic plot

- a horror story about a desert town being trapped by a Sand Ghost™️

- gay angels in heaven managing souls for the afterlife

- a DND home brew set in a modern ish city a la New York (but magic!)

- a spy story with high school students (more like gritty James Bond and less like Spy Kids)

And those are just the ones I’ve written down

[livingprophecy]

i really cannot figure out the new editor 🙃

[paranormaljones]

local girl with thick hair creates the most fucked up braid, 8 dead 11 wounded

[a-method-in-it]

I don't want to hear anything, honestly, about Scarlett Johannson being rich and successful and having a great career and not needing to worry if the tech bros steal from her, because:

a) Johannson is still a human being and having her fucking actual human voice stolen to become someone else's product is horrific in a way that should be viscerally upsetting to all of us and

b) this is how they are treating Scarlett Johannson so really how much respect do you think these would be feudal overlords will show the rest of us

I don't want to ask AI a question. I don't want AI to write my sentences for me, at all ever. I don't want AI search bars to be the default and I don't want them to be in such a way that I can't opt out. I don't want this kind of AI in my life and there is no such thing as AI art, there is only theft of art from human artists by AI scrappers. I don't want any of this, I hate it. Maybe in a world that isn't driven by tech bro capitalism we can see machines doing all the dangerous inane things so humans can be free to pursue life and creativity. But that's not what's happening right now and I hate it.

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[omnybus]

making shitposts, making shitposts is so fine

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.