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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ
#you fell in love with God? like… Jesus?#lil king fr#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#walker scobell#sally jackson
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#joe biden#president biden#2024 presidential race#2024 elections#oh no#oh god oh fuck what now#2024 presidential election#i AM tagging this one#supernatural#and#destiel#i never put my posts in the main tags but i am this time because jesus fucking christ
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i really think some of you are just lazy…like omg what do you mean I have to do the dishes again I just did them yesterday?!?
#voting is a basic adult task you have to do regularly like filing taxes and getting your oil changed and cleaning your bathroom 🤷♀️#no it won’t solve everything but my god you can show up to a church or school or whatever every couple years for 30 minutes. jesus#firebombing a Walmart tweet.jpg
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#christian blog#god#christian girl#christianity#lovelyreny#salvation#christian#bible#christian bible#christian faith#religion#women of god#god is real#jesus#lord#christ#jesus christ#daily bible verse#daily bible reading#daily bible study#pray for peace#pray for us#holy spirit#faith#love#god loves you#god loves me#god loves us
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#is jesus god#हजरत ईसा से पवित्र ईसा��� धर्म की स्थापना हुईईसा मसीह के नियमों पर चलने वाले भक्तआत्मा ईसाई कहला
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#Which one is now married again?
#911 abc#i swear to god#the parallel is making me insane#married behavior#madney#buddie#3x1#7x7#jesus christ#cute things#love#buck x eddie#eddie x buck#evan buckley#eddie diaz#ryan guzman#oliver stark#chimney x maddie#maddie x chimney#jennifer love hewitt#kenneth choi
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Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.
#I knew this fandom didn't like Duke but jesus christ#Clark motherfucking kent is in more batman fanfics than duke is#by almost 2x#i mean i know he's a newer character and hasn't been around that long comparatively but god#based this on the number of fics in their tag btw so don't try to accuse me of getting it wrong#batfam#batfamily#batman#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#timothy drake#red robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#orphan#black bat#batgirl#barbara gordon#duke thomas#the signal
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waiting for you in the house the trees ate
#jesus christ i'm rusty#this felt like such a struggle good god#illustration#artists#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#digital illustration#radarplz#bethfuller#sketch#spooky
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girls pool party!
#this drawing took me ages jesus..#my partner wants astarion in here too as an honorary girlie#can't fit him unfortunately#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 fanart#lae'zel#shadowheart#jaheira#minthara#karlach#illustration#thank god this is done damn
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#pride month#lgbt pride#queer#lgbtqia#lesbian#lgbtq community#nonbinary#sapphic#pride 2024#pride icons#pride and prejudice#gay girls#nonbinary lesbian#lgbtq#pride flag#queer pride#queer community#trans pride#pride#gay pride#pride month 2024#happy pride month#jesus christ#faith in jesus#jesus is coming#jesus loves you#bible#jesus#christianity#god
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i am a firm believer that the cod men like a spouse with a bush.... but i'm specifically thinkin about gaz.
he looks really clean- like, really, really clean. he's the type that, when he's home, showers twice a day and likes to feel clean and smell good. brings disposable wipes or baby wipes on missions to feel some semblance of that.
so, of course, when you walk in on him in the bathroom one day and see how squeaky clean he is, trimming his pubes before he hops in the shower, you get self conscious. he asks what's takin you so long in the shower after him because he just wants to cuddle once he's clean and home from a mission. he hears you yell "just a sec!" but puts his ear on the door and hears a "mother fu- how do pornstars do this? is it a regular waxing?" he's pushing the door open to see what the hell you're doing.
he finds you, basically doing the splits in the shower, trying SOOO hard to figure out where to even start to get your bush taken care of.
scoops his arm over the leg you have propped up on the tub, grabs a hold of you wherever you can reach when you start flailing, hears your razor clatter on the floor in your haste to grip onto him, and very (not) carefully, throws you on the bed. before you can even ask him what he's doing, he's got his head shoved in between your legs, takes one of your hands to rest on his head, and goes to TOWN. nothing can pull this man off of you.
"it's a personal preference luv," he says, when he leans back to take a breather from literally drowning in your cum, "that means personal.... i'm all for whatever you're comfortable with... don't change just cause you caught me shavin" and before you can even respond his fingers dig into that special spot inside you, and you cum so hard you basically see stars.
he tries to explain why he doesn't care about body hair on other people again, but he has to say it twice because you can't hear anything over your heartbeat in your ears and the panting you're doing after cummin that hard.
#jesus ca-rist#cod drabble#oh my god#kyle garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz x reader#gaz drabble#kyle gaz x reader#kyle gaz smut#kyle gaz x you#cod smut#cod x reader#cod headcanons#cod x you
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As of today (Nov. 26), three Palestinian men in Vermont have been shot and are in critical condition. "Their crime? Wearing the Palestinian keffiyeh." On Oct. 14, Wadea Al-Fayoume, a 6 year old Palestinian child, was murdered and his mother stabbed by their landlord in Illinois because they were Muslim. On Oct. 28, Dr. Talat Jehan Khan, a Pakistani-American Muslim, was murdered outside her apartment in Texas.
These hate crimes and others like them are the direct result of the U.S. government and media's complicity in the genocide of Palestinians that Israel is carrying out. The blood is on their hands as much as it is the individual perpetrator's.
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