#iruma kun incorrect quotes

[yuno-karei]

[Image ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic based on incorrect quotes. Opera in the first image says "I scare people sometimes because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there. " with a sigh. In the second image, it's a bottom up shot with Kalego squatting on top of a cupboard, scared shitless while holding onto a spray bottle and pointing it at Opera in an attempt to defend himself. "How did you get into my house!? " he asks. A bit of the back of Opera's head is shown in the bottom right corner of the image, and their ear wiggles while they reply "Exactly. " in delight. End ID]

Yeah.

[luxthestrange]

WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#52 GET OUT-

Sulli*Burst into your bedroom without knocking*

Y/n:*Only wearing your underwear, super embarrassed and nervously looking between your adopted father and your closet* D-Dad, I thought you went out to eat with Uncle Bel and Auntie Levi?

Sulli: yeah, but I forgot my wallet and wanted to give you another goodbye hug to you again!~- wait, why are you not dressed?

Y/n: i-i have nothing to wear...

Sulli*opening your's closet* don't be ridiculous my child Opera came just did the laundry,-ah, look, you have trousers, sweaters, oh- hi, Balam and Kalego, t-shirts, sweatpan-

Sulli*slowly turns back to stare at a very naked Kalego, Shichiro in your closet* WAIT A MINUTE*Smiles Evilly at you*...Im going to tell Iruma-kun he is gonna be a big brother!~

Y/n: DAD GET OUT!?!?

-After You managed to kick your father out...You three have the mood killed by being caught-

Opera*Coming out from under the bed also VERY naked*Shall I make us some tea master/mistress?

Y/n*Covering face and squints eyes at them*Opera...your lucky your so cute otherwise I'll be so angry at you for being the only one who didn't get caught-

[sayingalotofthings-as-irumakun]

Part 2

Clara (Third Place): Azz Azz, I had a chance to mess with you twice! And not once have I done it! I don't want you to hurt you Azz Azz! So leave me alone!

Lied (First Place): Hey Azz, remember the last game night where Clara's shenanigan ideas have lead you in last place and said "That's not what I was planning but okay" and you fell into evil cycle right infront of Iruma after the game.

Clara (Third Place): That is unrelated! He's bringing up the past that has nothing to do with right now! Leave me!

Azz (Second Place): ...Thanks Shax for reminding me of the past trauma. Okay get over here.

Clara (Third Place): WHY AZZ AZZ?! DELKIRA DAMMIT!

Iruma (Fourth Place): There there...

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Iruma (Fourth Place): I think the canons are gonna switch here, right?

Azz (Second Place): Yeah your right, because that's where the direction original was.

Shax (First Place): I think you should bring Clara to you because if you leave her alone the canon directions will change and she'll be closest to the star.

Clara (Third Place): Why are you manipulating Azz Azz again?!

Shax (First Place): Think about it, if she gets the star, you'll be placed down to third by coins. We can agree that it makes sense, Azz.

Azz (Second Place): ...He's right. Sorry, it makes sense.

Clara (Third Place): OH MY DELKIRA! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! YOU ARE THE WORST, AZZ AZZ, I HATE YOU! I HATE BOTH OF YOU!!!

Azz (Second Place): I'm sorry, but it made the most sense! I'd be a fool to ignore the facts!

Clara (Third Place): LIED IS LIKE THE GIGA PUPPETMASTER AND AZZ AZZ IS THE PUPPET THAT LISTENS TO EVERYONE HE SAYS! HE'S NOT EVEN IRUMACHI!!! AAAAAHHHH! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GO GET WATER I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

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Iruma (Third Place): Um Lied, maybe you shouldn't...

Lied (Second Place): I'm sorry, Clara. But...

Clara (Last Place): Please Lied... Please... I don't deserve this... I didn't do ANYTHING!!! F*CK THIS ENTIRE GAME!!!

Azz (First Place): Wait I feel bad now hold on-.

Clara (Last Place): SHUT UP AZZ AZZ, I BLAME YOU FOR MY LOSSES!!!

[Iruma, Clara, Lied & Azz playing Devi Party (Demon version of Mario Party) but Azz is losing due to Clara's shenanigans]

Clara (3rd Place): That's not what I was planning but okay.

Azz (4th Place): Oh? Oh really, Valac? Because I don't think you ever thought of a plan, you just push a button! Oh! I should say this! Oh! Let me press that! "That's a cool idea" I thought to myself! Yeah, that's a GREAT IDEA!

Iruma (2nd Place): Alright Azz, just calm down and-.

Lied (1st Place): Hey, look on the bright side Azz, now no one will target you for a while-.

Azz (4th Place): Oh! Oh! I didn't know there was even a bright side to this DARK VOID OF A HOLE I'M IN, SHAX!

[incorrect-mairuma]

The entire Misfit Class: *chatting, eating ramen*

Soi: Excuse me-

Sabro: EVERYONE SHUT UP PURSON'S ABOUT TO TALK-

Jazz: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Kamui: CLOSE THE DOORS AND WINDOWS WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HIM

Goemon: EVERYONE GIVE HIM YOUR FULL ATTENTION

Everyone: ...

Soi: Hey Iruma can you pass the salt?

Lied: *through tears* HE HAS SPOKEN

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

Azz: If Iruma-sama disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Iruma: Well, maybe you should have some principles.

Azz: You’re right maybe I should...

[writerswho]

Kalego: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Balam: What? No, I—

Opera: [enters the room].

Kalego: [clenches jaw].

[amiko14]

Kalego - is that a threat?

Y/n - did it sound like a compliment?

[thedemonkingofthemisfitclass]

Sullivan: Would you sell your child’s soul for money?

Iruma’s Parents immediately raising their hands: YES!!!

The Misfit Class’s Parents around them be like “WTF”

Iruma’s Parents realizing they fuck up: Uh oh

[misfitclassismyfreetherapy]

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3

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The long-awaited, the sequel of a sequel, ✨ Mairuma Incorrect Quotes ✨Get ready..*finger guns* to be disappointed!

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Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #1

Purson: Lied? Ah hell no he's definitely not straight.

Camui: As much as I agree he doesn't really look like a demon who only has one gender attraction however, he never really shown any other type of gender other than the wonderful females.

Purson: Fine. Bet.

Moments later

Purson pointing in a random direction: Lied! Look it's Opera-sensei being shirtless!

Lied immediately whips his head around: Where?!

Camui:

( Yes, how did Lied-kun realize he isn't only bisexual? Opera. No need I say more.)

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #2

Kerori, literally not getting any sleep because of her akudol career: My fucking mixed complex is so weird and a pain in the ass too, like I could literally be bawling my eyes out on the floor and writing depressing inferiority lyrics, and the next second I could be boasting about my cuteness being as superior as Delkila.

Agares, just trying to get some sleep because it's fucking 3 AM but not wanting to be a prick to his best friend finally opening up: Uh-huh.

Kerori, unconciously pining over a girl she often rejects: Also Gyari, she is such an unbelievable asshole. Like she says she wants to give me some of her company's Vill because she said 'you should rest, Kerori. My beautiful gem must be at her very best for me to be happy making you mine.' like fuck you, that shit you just said made my brain turn into mush and now I can't stop thinking about it you rockhead bastard.

Agares, covering his ears with his pillow not wanting to hear the hopeless pining for the hundredth time: Uh-huh.

( 💫 Agares and Kerori, the tsundere duo because it's literally my drug 💫 )

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3

Asmodeus, speaking to himself : Listen here, Alice. You don't want to have a stain on your honored position as Iruma-sama's soulmate. So you shall NOT allow your insufferable feelings get the better of you.

Iruma, does something Iruma-like:

Asmodeus, being incredibly in love: Fuck.

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #4

Ronove: You're just like me!

Zeze: Oh I can see~

Ronove and Zeze singing together dramatically: We take responsibilties~

Vine, mumbling in a corner about shiny people being way too sparkling: Oh derkila, TWO of these types now?

The rest of the student council except Ameri, realizing that they're gonna have another version of Ronove: Aw fuck.

( Student council shenanigans because I can.)

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #5

Misfit Class: We finally have a plan.

Balam: As long as it doesn't get you illegally in trouble

Misfit Class:

Balam:

Lied: FUCK! We planned this shit for two hours already!

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So yeah that's all. I decided to be nice and give them a break on the dark humor and trauma thing. Don't expect this to be your usual. This is one-in a life time sorta thing. Anyways I hope you enjoyed my post and have a good day or night guys, gals and non-binary pals!

[naehja]

Store Worker: Would M. Kalego Naberius please come to the front desk?

Kalego, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Iruma and Lied*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Iruma and Lied, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Kalego: I didn’t even bring you here with me-

[first-man-adams-blog]

Incorrect Quotes: Welcome to Demon School Edition

<- Reads right to left

Don’t ask me how they got Kalego to play with them…no one knows.

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Background credit: Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun! anime

Dialogue from this post by @luxthestrange

More info on s/i below

Not how I was planning to introduce Meg for this self-insert storyline, but here we are.

This is Meg in Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun

Being an anime, Meg has a Japanese name (which she gave herself because of backstory reasons) and goes by Surufaia Megumi

She is a teacher of Babylus in the Zoology and Botany department like Balam Shichiro and Stolas Suzy, and like both Balam and Kalego is Khet Rank (8) among the staff. She is also one of the few that knows Iruma is human, but like the others who won’t tell, has her own reasons for keeping his secret…

It’s eventually revealed that Megumi (Surufaia-Sensei to students) also went to school with Balam and Kalego (and Opera, whom all three end up working for in their school years) and was befriended by the former during their own flight lesson through the valley. Kalego came to tolerate her presence because of how quiet she was compared to others, but they are, in truth, all what Iruma would call ‘friends’.

The rest will be revealed in her official character sheet.

[yuno-karei]

[ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic of an incorrect quote. Agares is here to visit Gaap. He asks "What's for dinner? " while yawning and Gaap is stand in the shadows on the right. Gaap replies with "Regret..." while turning around to look at him. He's crying like a sopping wet beast and he holds a tray that has a fish so charred it's smoking and barely recognisable. The two stand next to each other. Agares looks at the fish with judgemental eyes while Gaap continues crying and holding the tray. Agares then looks at Gaap, asking him "How did you mess up this badly? ", but gets cut off with Gaap shouting "I DON'T KNOW" while crying even harder. He is crying so hard that there's even a radial blur effect on them. Poor guy. End ID]

They got takeouts afterwards

[luxthestrange]

WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#59 Puppers

Y/n*Sitting in the Principal chair*LISTEN WELL!

Kalego & Opera*On their knees with backs straight and hands on their knees*...

Y/n: The only one!...THE ONLY ONE!-WHO I WILL BEG IN THIS LIFE! TO FOREVER STAY WITH ME! WILL BE MY PUPPERS!...And Balam*Points at Cerberus*

Cerb*Wags tail faster as he lifts their heads high proudly*!!!

Y/n*Hugging Hellhound while glaring at the demons*NO ONE ELSE!

Kalego"...YOU TRAITOR-I DIDNT TRAIN YOU TO BETRAY ME LIKE THIS-"

[yanderefangirl]

Desperate Times Sale

Hey guys I am extremely low on money and I can't work for a bit because I have been having health problems. And I wouldn't have done this if I wasn't desperate. But I am gonna do commissions for people that are willing to pay for them to help me with money and I am gonna link my venmo to my account. I will expect half up front after we discuss the details of the commission and come to an agreement and half after I finished it and posted it.

Prices? Um lets say $1 for 200 SFW words and $2 for 200 NSFW words. (Which would be about $15 for a 2000 sfw fanfic and $20 for 2000 NSFW fanfic).

Again I wouldn't have asked if I didn't need the work and I was able to go to my job but sadly life is a bitch.

This is a link to my venmo: https://venmo.com/Emmanuelle-Peoples

[incorrect-mairuma]

Baal: *trying to find Kirio* Has anyone seen a brat with glasses running around?

Baal: He's about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven't had the talk yet.

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

Lied: you’re a wanted boy, Iruma

Iruma: that’s impossible, i wasn’t even a wanted child