#incorrect iruma kun quotes

[writerswho]

Kalego: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Balam: What? No, I—

Opera: [enters the room].

Kalego: [clenches jaw].

[luxthestrange]

WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#59 Puppers

Y/n*Sitting in the Principal chair*LISTEN WELL!

Kalego & Opera*On their knees with backs straight and hands on their knees*...

Y/n: The only one!...THE ONLY ONE!-WHO I WILL BEG IN THIS LIFE! TO FOREVER STAY WITH ME! WILL BE MY PUPPERS!...And Balam*Points at Cerberus*

Cerb*Wags tail faster as he lifts their heads high proudly*!!!

Y/n*Hugging Hellhound while glaring at the demons*NO ONE ELSE!

Kalego"...YOU TRAITOR-I DIDNT TRAIN YOU TO BETRAY ME LIKE THIS-"

[yuno-karei]

[Image ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic based on incorrect quotes. Opera in the first image says "I scare people sometimes because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there. " with a sigh. In the second image, it's a bottom up shot with Kalego squatting on top of a cupboard, scared shitless while holding onto a spray bottle and pointing it at Opera in an attempt to defend himself. "How did you get into my house!? " he asks. A bit of the back of Opera's head is shown in the bottom right corner of the image, and their ear wiggles while they reply "Exactly. " in delight. End ID]

Yeah.

[cdlikesstories]

Iruma, right after he told Balam sensei: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I told a demon I'm human by myself, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice, right?

[thepepsicolafams-blog]

Demon Dad Derkila Tumblr Incorrect Quotes to give me some Inspiration!

Iruma: Hey... is it ok if I swear?

Derkila: OH Yeah! Definitely, go ahead Kiddo! 

Iruma: Ok! FU—... SH–!

Derkila: Yes, go on, you can do it Kiddo!

Iruma: Dam– I can’t do it! I’m nervous…

Derkila while petting him on the back: that's alright you gave it your best try. Here I’ll do it for you.

Dakila holding a megaphone, takes a deep breath and–:  MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!

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Iruma: Hey Dad… Can you– Can I ask you for a… small favor..?

Derkila: I would kill for you, shower you with all the riches, treasures and wonders of human & Netherworld– but sure totally Kiddo! What do you need?

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Asmodeus Alice when he found out: So what’s it like to have the Demon King Derkila as your Father, Iruma-sama?

Iruma: Imagine living with the most civilized, responsible, and mature person.

Azz-kun: Wow! That must be grea—

Iruma: Now throw all that out of the window. And There! You have my Dad!

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Iruma: You can’t set all of our problems on fire!

Derkila: You’d be surprised just how many things are flammable, Kiddo! Like your old, trashy parents! Now grab that gallon of gasoline, this one's a big one!

Iruma: Dad that's the meeting room for tHE 13 CROWN!!!! --

[incorrect-mairuma]

The entire Misfit Class: *chatting, eating ramen*

Soi: Excuse me-

Sabro: EVERYONE SHUT UP PURSON'S ABOUT TO TALK-

Jazz: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Kamui: CLOSE THE DOORS AND WINDOWS WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HIM

Goemon: EVERYONE GIVE HIM YOUR FULL ATTENTION

Everyone: ...

Soi: Hey Iruma can you pass the salt?

Lied: *through tears* HE HAS SPOKEN

[amiko14]

Kalego - is that a threat?

Y/n - did it sound like a compliment?

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

Azz: If Iruma-sama disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Iruma: Well, maybe you should have some principles.

Azz: You’re right maybe I should...

[misfitclassismyfreetherapy]

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3

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The long-awaited, the sequel of a sequel, ✨ Mairuma Incorrect Quotes ✨Get ready..*finger guns* to be disappointed!

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Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #1

Purson: Lied? Ah hell no he's definitely not straight.

Camui: As much as I agree he doesn't really look like a demon who only has one gender attraction however, he never really shown any other type of gender other than the wonderful females.

Purson: Fine. Bet.

Moments later

Purson pointing in a random direction: Lied! Look it's Opera-sensei being shirtless!

Lied immediately whips his head around: Where?!

Camui:

( Yes, how did Lied-kun realize he isn't only bisexual? Opera. No need I say more.)

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #2

Kerori, literally not getting any sleep because of her akudol career: My fucking mixed complex is so weird and a pain in the ass too, like I could literally be bawling my eyes out on the floor and writing depressing inferiority lyrics, and the next second I could be boasting about my cuteness being as superior as Delkila.

Agares, just trying to get some sleep because it's fucking 3 AM but not wanting to be a prick to his best friend finally opening up: Uh-huh.

Kerori, unconciously pining over a girl she often rejects: Also Gyari, she is such an unbelievable asshole. Like she says she wants to give me some of her company's Vill because she said 'you should rest, Kerori. My beautiful gem must be at her very best for me to be happy making you mine.' like fuck you, that shit you just said made my brain turn into mush and now I can't stop thinking about it you rockhead bastard.

Agares, covering his ears with his pillow not wanting to hear the hopeless pining for the hundredth time: Uh-huh.

( 💫 Agares and Kerori, the tsundere duo because it's literally my drug 💫 )

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3

Asmodeus, speaking to himself : Listen here, Alice. You don't want to have a stain on your honored position as Iruma-sama's soulmate. So you shall NOT allow your insufferable feelings get the better of you.

Iruma, does something Iruma-like:

Asmodeus, being incredibly in love: Fuck.

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #4

Ronove: You're just like me!

Zeze: Oh I can see~

Ronove and Zeze singing together dramatically: We take responsibilties~

Vine, mumbling in a corner about shiny people being way too sparkling: Oh derkila, TWO of these types now?

The rest of the student council except Ameri, realizing that they're gonna have another version of Ronove: Aw fuck.

( Student council shenanigans because I can.)

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #5

Misfit Class: We finally have a plan.

Balam: As long as it doesn't get you illegally in trouble

Misfit Class:

Balam:

Lied: FUCK! We planned this shit for two hours already!

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So yeah that's all. I decided to be nice and give them a break on the dark humor and trauma thing. Don't expect this to be your usual. This is one-in a life time sorta thing. Anyways I hope you enjoyed my post and have a good day or night guys, gals and non-binary pals!

[blackdragon-selfships]

Incorrect Quotes: Welcome to Demon School Edition

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Don’t ask me how they got Kalego to play with them…no one knows.

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Background credit: Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun! anime

Dialogue from this post by @luxthestrange

More info on s/i below

Not how I was planning to introduce Meg for this self-insert storyline, but here we are.

This is Meg in Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun

Being an anime, Meg has a Japanese name (which she gave herself because of backstory reasons) and goes by Surufaia Megumi

She is a teacher of Babylus in the Zoology and Botany department like Balam Shichiro and Stolas Suzy, and like both Balam and Kalego is Khet Rank (8) among the staff. She is also one of the few that knows Iruma is human, but like the others who won’t tell, has her own reasons for keeping his secret…

It’s eventually revealed that Megumi (Surufaia-Sensei to students) also went to school with Balam and Kalego (and Opera, whom all three end up working for in their school years) and was befriended by the former during their own flight lesson through the valley. Kalego came to tolerate her presence because of how quiet she was compared to others, but they are, in truth, all what Iruma would call ‘friends’.

The rest will be revealed in her official character sheet.

[maniathespiritqueen]

Loz: Hey, Sister, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Mania: Yes?

Loz: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Mania: …Fuck.

Loz: It's gonna be a fun week!

Mania: I'm going to stay with Mondo.

Loz: Nuh-uh! Through sickness and health, Sister!

[writerswho]

Kaminari, whispering: Midobro, I bet... Midoriya, whispering back: Yeah, me too... Kaminari: Midoriya: Kaminari: Hey, Shinsou, we have a question. Midoirya: When do you think a kitten becomes a cat? Shinsou: Uhm... It is hard to know exac-- Midoriya and Kaminaria, sparkling: Wellcome, ally #3.

[luxthestrange]

WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#65 Ya aint slick

Y/n: Do you wanna come see a movie?

Kalego: No.

Y/n: why?

Kalego: Can't let them know I like you...

Y/n: ...

You shove the wedding ring in his face while straddling his lap, taking out your family portfolio of your sixteen kids, wedding pictures, honeymoon-

Y/n: We've been married for two years!?!-CERBERUS WAS OUT RING BEAR!?-

[yanderefangirl]

Desperate Times Sale

Hey guys I am extremely low on money and I can't work for a bit because I have been having health problems. And I wouldn't have done this if I wasn't desperate. But I am gonna do commissions for people that are willing to pay for them to help me with money and I am gonna link my venmo to my account. I will expect half up front after we discuss the details of the commission and come to an agreement and half after I finished it and posted it.

Prices? Um lets say $1 for 200 SFW words and $2 for 200 NSFW words. (Which would be about $15 for a 2000 sfw fanfic and $20 for 2000 NSFW fanfic).

Again I wouldn't have asked if I didn't need the work and I was able to go to my job but sadly life is a bitch.

This is a link to my venmo: https://venmo.com/Emmanuelle-Peoples

[cdlikesstories]

Camu Camu: What do you want? Mr Ali, hungry: *whispers* The souls of the innocent Iruma, also kinda hungry: A bagel! Mr Ali: *whisper-shouts* No! Iruma: Two Bagels

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Do you know Cerberus?

I am Cerberus, the guard dog of hell.

I think that’s Kalego Sensei.