#irreverent

[zanephillips]

Colin Donnell in Irreverent 1x02

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Do you think Apollo ever calls his brother Herpes just to be mean?

[orth82]

Anthony J Crowley getting closer to his angel in a church in 1941.

For @dennissima 🤍🖤

[howifeltabouthim]

'One looks to the Church in times like this,' she said to him. He felt like telling her that she would be better off looking to the brandy bottle . . .

Kate Atkinson, from Death at the Sign of the Rook

[barcoland]

The universe expands in every direction in space, but it does not expand within space itself.

[wizard-of-docs]

Apparently the latest Kestrel meme is "the Sun God likes feet, so if you need to ask him for something, do it barefoot"

Gives a whole new meaning to "take off your shoes, for where you stand is holy ground"

[talesfrommedinastation]

Some Redneck Neighbor Doug Updates!

Guys, really, you've made the plump Santa Claus looking Cajun who lives next door to me so happy. He had NO idea that he'd have such a reception to his sass about animated Star Wars shows!

"Well, man, I just watch them shows on my work break at night while eating a snack or two. I'm glad it made the kids on the internet smile. Better then those crackhead scarecrow dances they do on the Ticky-Tack. Think Julio would like Hubig's pies?"

(Everyone loves Hubig's pies, Doug, what kind of question is that. Wrecker would be a sweet potato guy, I think)

@amalthiaph, you are very cherished in Doug's house. I think he's posting your artwork on his locker at work!

This leads me to the following that I can update with. Let me know which ones sound good!:

Doug has some VERY strong opinions on certain episodes on the Bad Batch, some of them hysterical ('Tribe' aka 'Julio's Date with Bigfoot'), others sad ('The Outpost' aka 'The Daddy Warcrimes Christmas Special'), and one that's pretty darn offensive ('Pabu' aka 'The HR Video they Shot in Daytona'). If y'all think you can handle the offensive, let me know, and I will do my best to write them up. I was C R Y I N G with how he described Pabu, OMG.

Like an IDIOT, I sent Doug a link to my fanfic, Far Past the Ring. He and Bobby Lee (another redneck neighbor) are massive Expanse fans as well. I thought they'd love it, and they did, but they still ABSOLUTELY SHREDDED ME. I deserved it. Pride comes before a fall. I will post Doug's review on this for sure.

Doug has a truly insane theory about why Tech was whitewashed out of the Bad Batch.

Doug also had opinions on some of my artwork that would have hurt my feelings if I wasn't laughing so hard. He also gave some good insights as a consumer, rather then an artist, which was great to read.

FYI, Doug's heart was fairly broken when he heard about some of the challenges folks have had while reading some of the other accounts. He wants everyone to know that people have been Star Wars nerds since 1977, and there's nothing to be ashamed of your hobbies.

[chimeramoth]

My therapist: Prostate exam King Charles III isn't real. He cannot hurt you

My dashboard:

[demisexualnathanvuornos]

Marshall Keegan (Lucas Bryant) Irreverent 1x4 Wisdom of the Mack (2022) 4/ 4

Directed by Lucy Gaffy

[felicitysmoaksx]

"No, I mean, you, you-you're-" "I-I'm coming."

AU where Paulo took Daisy with him when he left Clump.

Like My Work? - Why Not Buy Me A Coffee

[agreatartist1]

You All Have One Week Of Answering This Question From May 5 To May 11.

The Posters (Except Season 4) Were From Cap's Page Gallery On The Captain Underpants Wiki.

[creese]

Bigfoot Bird

[lewierre]

oscar piastri has become my protegee

[idrawtooslow]

When Jesus went up on the mountain alone, to pray and meditate, do you think He was ever interrupted by rich Roman tourists, who, having ridden sedan chairs all the way up, stood right next to Him, and loudly told each other to "look at all the rocks"?

[duck-in-a-thrift-store]

(poem drawn from the vault aka my notes app, plz do not repost w/out credit)

Love Me Like A God

"Love me the way a religious man loves his god,

With unwavering devotion

And unreasonable ferocity.

Love me so much that you make it your mission

To have every person on this earth share your sentiment,

Enough to go to war with those who refuse me

And any who dare disgrace my name.

Let those who doubt me fill you with anger;

Sharpen your teeth on the bones of those who cross me.

Be ever ready to jump to my defense,

With words most sincere

To sway even the most skeptical of hearts.

Fall to your knees in awe at the sight of me

So that I may know how deep your adoration runs.

Praise my image in strained whispers

Until my eyes are opened to my own beauty.

Bow down and prove to me

That I am worth your efforts, your service.

May your faith in me burn so brightly

And so true

That I cannot help but share it.

This is my command:

Commit your life to the belief that I am good,

And if ever you should convert an unbeliever,

Let it be me.

And may I,

Unlike the gods,

Deserve it."

[athanasthos]

Another parody!! This one is based on "Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer" and features the first man himself, Adam!

You know Noah, Abraham, and Moses and Aaron

Jacob and Joshua, David and Solomon

But do you recall

The most famous, first man of all?

Adam, the so-called dickmaster

Had a really tiny dick

And if you ever saw it

You might feel a little sick

He'd strut around the Garden

Thinking that he owned it all

Leaving poor Lilith heartbroken

He wanted a mindless doll

Then one gentle summer dawn

The Morningstar came near

"Your soul shines, and I am drawn,

Will you be my heart, my dear?"

That's how the so-called dickmaster,

Lost his wife to an angel,

Cause all he did was blunder,

Like some really stubborn bull

Adam, the so-called dickmaster,

Was a fucking giant prick

And if you ever spoke to him

He'd be denser than a brick,

Even his new bride cucked him

Found bliss with the Morningstar

He knew how to make her sing hymns

Better than Adam's guitar