#ironic isn't it?
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Val and Jim 🦎👑 those two make me believe in reincarnation 😅👬
#Val Kilmer#Jim morrison#lizard king#brother from another mother#The doors movie#The doors#perfect casting#Oliver stone#He hit the jackpot#Let me know if you want a part 2#mr mojo risin#Jimbo#Bby Val#Bby Jim#Tried to look for a pic of Jim as a kid when he's not smiling#ironic isn't it?#Since he barely did an adult#Also fascinating they both almost had the same haircut#And were both blonde#Even Google mistakes them for each other sometimes#Val looks like Jim more than their own siblings#If you think I posted the pics twice#Look again
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I just realized a lovely little irony:
Throughout Jesus' trial, Pilate did everything he could to avoid taking responsibility. He tried sending Jesus to Herod so someone else would do it, he tried scourging Jesus so the crowd would be sated, and he tried washing his hands and declaring his hands clean of Jesus' blood (as if it would change that those were his troops crucifying Jesus under his orders). He even tried to ask Jesus for a way out, the man he is supposed to be judging!
And yet, for all his attempts to avoid responsibility for what he did, what have Christians repeated for almost two thousand years in their Nicene Creed?
"He was crucified under Pontius Pilate"
#he attempted to avoid responsibility for his actions#and now that responsibility is the main thing he is remembered for#ironic isn't it?#lord jesus christ#christianity#pontius pilate#holy week
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Actual Conversation I Had with My Mom
Me: Why can't we go back to a trading/bartering system [of commerce instead of the capitalistic hellscape we live in]?
My Mom: Because there are scum bags in the world.
Me: Yeah...They're called billionaires.
#ironic isn't it?#strange isn't it?#how the biggest scum bags in the world have the biggest bank accounts?
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Are you Filipino, perhaps?
The last time I checked, Opo (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
#❝ About all day that was really sweet ❞ ─── from mari#tho I'm not THAT good in tagalog#ironic isn't it?#shoutout sa mga pinoy lomls ko<33
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brief.
early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost
#this section is called brief for ironic reasons because it is in fact very long <3#it only took us over 50 chapters to get here but here's your introduction to your main 'villains'#ale isn't usually this frowny but valeria brings out the worst in him#also ale and rudy are an established couple in this au#they have heavy married-for-decades domestic bliss vibes#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#rodolfo rudy parra#alejandro vargas#phillip graves#valeria garza#cod mw2#ghostsoap#monster 141 au#giragi art
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kakashi and bull 🥺🤲
#realized that i don't actually know how to draw dogs so i wanted to practice. and who's better for that than mr dog lover kashi#(and yes i know my persona is a dog and i can't draw dogs. ironic isn't it)#i wanna make a small series of drawings of kashi and all his ninken but this is the only one i have so far. we'll see how it goes#naruto#kakashi hatake#my art#sketch#also if anyone writes 'oh haha i thought it was etho' under this -#i will find you. and i will display each of your vertebra on my wall like they do with butterflies.
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Mmm, thinking about Ghost going on a date with reader after not having been in a proper relationship in years
He was never one for hookups, and he could never keep long-term relationships. Most lasted about a month at most before he backed out.
Fast forward to now, he's been invited out by you. He figures it'll be like most other dates, a quick dinner at a noisy restaurant before he gets overwhelmed and leaves.
To his surprise, it isn't. You kept his comfort in mind and suggested a walk by the bay instead.
When he walks beside you in silence, you don't seem to take offense. In fact, you don't seem to mind at all. You fill in his silence with easy conversation, keeping it focused on you and not trying to pry into his personal life.
You don't hesitate when he responds with one word answers, instead taking the opportunity to discuss an interest of your own. By the time it's long past dark out, you offer to take him home, apologizing for not acknowledging the time sooner. He didn't want to stop listening to your voice
When he declines your offer, you smile. You tell him to stay safe, to rest well, and to text you when he gets home.
At his apartment, he can't stop thinking about you. About how polite and kind you were. About how you actually cared about his feelings, how you weren't off put by him.
He glances at his phone.
You receive a text at 1 in the morning. A simple 'Back safe.'
#Mhm and then he stares at his phone for 3 hours#Trying to figure out how to tell you he wants to go on another date#He's worried he's gonna fuck it up#It's been a hot minute since anyone (outside of the 141) has cared about him#Give him some time#If you reach out first his ass will panic and accidentally ghost you#Ironic isn't it#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#gn!reader#ghost x gn reader#His ass is socially awkward and autistic#I wanted to make this into a fic but I still haven't slept and it's 6 in the morning#So I'm putting this out so I don't forget about it
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'i hate jason grace because he thought he was worthy enough to compete with percy' I'm sorry have y'all SEEN jason. this man defeated a TITAN without weapons and his bare hands to the point the titan wanted to rise from the UNDERWORLD with the help of a GODDESS to seek vengeance over him. I think we can cut him slack for having some well deserved self respect bc I'd brag too wtf
#put some RESPECT on this guy's name. nobody is a more worthy competitor to percy than jason sorry not sorry I won't take arguments.#and has less experience with stuff because camp jupiter rarely had monster attacks so he was basically sheltered yet he was so strong#he saved percy UNDERWATER and defeated a SEA monster despite the whole zeus/poseidon thing. That only makes it difficult for him#and water isn't even his domain#yet y'all will call this 'gary stu behaviour' completely ignoring how op rick made percy. apparently only percy is allowed to be powerful??#he was trained by WOLVES as a 2 year old#before some mf goes 'theres no way jason defeated krios w just hands lol he was just boasting for the sake of it'. krios said it himself 💀#ironically jason was wayy too humble considering the stuff he's done lol he NEVER bragged and neither did percy#fandom when a character who has actually accomplished great stuff has an ounce of self respect and self awareness: 😠🔪🔪#it's not even 'i hate jason bc he's arrogant/powerless/boring' atp#it's just 'im too attached to percy to like any other person who's on his level and can't accept the fact that percy has a powerful rival'#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa
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🌸 when the Hindriarch banished Eskhind and her kin from Bey Lah, Neelahind would follow her heart into voluntary exile. To abandon a surefooted life, as well as a coveted spot among the Fellowship, is nearly unheard of among both hindren and Wardens, but Neelahind was glowing when she took her leave. I hear the pair are quite happy together, practicing arconautics in the ruins to the west—at least, that's what the kendren bring news of when they come back to trade.
back at it again w more caves of qud deer gals 😏✨ i'm kind of enamored with the ending to the Bey Lah quest where Esk and Neela both take off, so i wanted to see what they'd look like as a matched set of lesbian pariah-arconauts. geez, i can’t believe it’s been almost two years since i drew them last
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img desc: A drawing of a hindren deerfolk girl from "Caves of Qud". On the left a title card reads "Pariah Neelahind (she/her)". Some of the details are labeled. Her fur is a rich cedar red, with a lighter heartwood underbelly curling under her arms and on the inside of her legs down to her hooves; her curly hair is dark mahogany, tied back in a ponytail with a sky-blue bandana; her antlers are a pale heartswood, deepening to a rich velvet at the tines. She’s smiling, looking up and off to her right; she's poised upright, her arms spread to either side of her as she grips the haft of her war-scythe Yal, which is laying across her shoulders. She’s wearing shining steel platemail—a breastplate over a nanoweave surcoat patterned with pale lemon slices over pink (called "Pink Lemonade"); her armor is incomplete, but well taken care of. She’s wearing leather braces, a steel gauntlet on her left hand only, and a woven blue sash and bedroll across her back.
img desc: A drawing of a hindren deerfolk girl from "Caves of Qud". On the right a title card reads "Pariah Eskhind (she/it)". Some of the details are labeled. Her fur is ashen, with her pale undercoat spotting through on her forearms and flanks. Her messy hair is a greenish bleach-blonde, and one of her ears has a hole in it; her antlers are pale and their velvet is darker grey, and they're covered in little tied-on charms and brass tine hornaments. She has an eyepatch over her left eye, and a gap between her front teeth. She's grinning, slouching in a relaxed fashion, pulling back her hood with one hand and flashing a rock-on with the other; her front two legs are crossed, while the back two are spread like she's posing for a picture. She's wearing a well-worn chainmail hauberk, which extends down over her back; a ragged cowl, with buttoned slots along the hem of the hood for her antlers to fit through; a leather bracer on her left wrist, a steel pauldron on her right shoulder, a fingerless elastyne glove on her right hand, and two pairs of croccasins on her hooves. A pocketed saddle is slung over her back, along with a backpack and bedroll; on either side, the pockets are full of tools and bits. Tucked into her swordbelt is a sheathed folding carbide longsword and a gaslight kris; slung across her chest is a bolt-action rifle called "Peashooter" (it has a lesbian flag on its stock). Around her legs are several beaded bracelets and charms; one of them is the rightfully reclaimed Kindrish, complete with its carved deer charm.
#polyart#caves of qud#fanart#cervitaur#eskhind#neelahind#i actually kin neela really hard lol#i like drawing her being confident n happy even if she's apparently in more dangerous n unsure situations#something something transgender#esk is right at home tho she's such an adrenaline junkie#fun lil details include#the waxing crescent gorget neela's using as a makeshift pauldron#that's a badge of office for the fellowship#no point in flaunting it anymore#“escaupil” actually refers to a kind of woven armor used by the mexica back during the time of the conquest#it was really thickly woven cotton armor that was soaked in brine to harden it even further#it was really good at deflecting arrows n other projectiles#i like the idea of a nanoweave escaupil#in stark contrast to the iron plate and chainmail worn by the conquistadores#and marrying the old traditional forms of the hindren with the retrofuture aesthetics of arconauts#esk isn't actually missing an eye#she's just operating on pirate logic#in case she needs to go into a dark hole somewhere she flips the patch n has nightvision#she's silly like that#also peashooter is a spara exclusive ofc#she's an absolutely terrible shot tho
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a guy
I've been listening to this on loop for 6+ hours. Nothing to do with Color it just slaps
#oh god tagging#it's six am#I did not sleep#sans au#utmv#undertale au#pigeon's art stuff#my art#ref sheet#undertale au art#undertale au fanart#undertale au sans#undertale aus#undertale multiverse#utmv fanart#utmv au#utmv au fanart#utmv sans#au sans#color sans#color!sans#I had a lot of trouble coloring him#ironically#this isn't a concrete thing btw#I just made this for fun#because spending hours making a reference sheet might be my favourite thing in the world#Spotify
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"Less than a minute," Xaden whispers. "That's how long it took for you to fall out of love with me."
WHEN I TELL YOU THIS LINE HAS HAUNTED ME FOR DAYS AND MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH I SWEAR TO FUCKIGB MALEK EVEN IF THEY GET A HAPPY ENDING AT THE END OF THE SERIES I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS LINE IT WILL BE TATTOOED ON MY BROKEN DEAD HEART AND SCRIBBLED ACROSS MY THERAPY BILLS
#no this isn't an exaggeration#i'm never recovering#but i'll read it over and over again<3#fourth wing#iron flame#xaden riorson#violet x xaden#the empyrean#fw#if#onyx storm#os#riorgail
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No, no, sir, you don't understand. I didn't FEMINIZE your son, I KNOCKED UP your son. He's still a handsome and strapping gentleman but he's also gonna have twins in august. His waist was just so snatchable I had to put a couple babies in him to fill it out more. We both figured he'd look better with breeding hips and honestly I think the results speak for themselves.
#watch this one breach containment into the “lol breeding punchline” crowd on tumblr thinking I'm being ironic#and then someone combs back to the source and realizes “oh no this isn't ironic she has a fetish”#in the low but not zero chance that that happens: Hello inquisitive tumblr user. This is unironic. Have a nice day!#not bellies#mpreg
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Anyone else find it fascinating that whenever we're shown Roxas's feelings through Sora, it's just kind of melancholic and wistful, but the reverse scenario always feels like you just walked into a psychological horror?
Seriously, the way it's presented, it's like we're meant to see Roxas as an old friend that we miss talking to, but Sora - our original "old friend" that we would have reasons to miss - is hardly even shown as a person. The contents of his memories feel less important than the effect they're having on Roxas, which is usually Extreme Distress and/or physical pain.
And it's insane to me because KH1 was so whimsical! The memories that Roxas and Xion are experiencing are literal Disney magic! But the way they're shown, with the fuzzy filters and the glitch effects, sort of removes the emotions you associate with them and makes them come across as eerie and unsettling.
Not to mention, Sora's memories rarely prompt any feelings of happiness, the way Roxas's might make Sora extra fond of the Twilight Town crew... which might say more about how KH1 affected Sora's mental health than anything.
(I personally stand by the idea that the story revisits it so much as an analogy for how repeating events in your head over and over can alter your perception of them)
But like. how wild is it that this series found a way to take its cheerful protagonist, and without changing anything about him, turned him into this constant, unnerving presence that haunts the lives of two other characters?
And I think another reason Roxas doesn't feel like he haunts Sora in the same way is because no one really... treats Sora like a person while he's asleep. He's either a tool or an object of affection, and regardless of which you pick, his feelings are seen as secondary to the goal of waking him up. As a result, the narrative focuses entirely on Roxas and Xion's personhood, and unlike Sora, they never stop being treated like people once they're made inaccessible due to the plot.
It's probably a bit late in the story to bring it up by now, but I still wonder if we'll ever see Sora be upset with Riku for sacrificing people in his name. Sure, it worked out in the end, and I'm not sure if Sora's even aware of what happened (how likely is it that he's properly sifted through all of Roxas's memories at this point?) but there's a list of things he could still conceivably be mad at Riku about that he hasn't processed, and I want this to be one of them
#kingdom hearts#kh2#kh 358/2 days#kh sora#roxas#analysis#meta#Ironic how Roxas and Xion and Namine are told that they're not people and they should only exist to help out the Real Person Sora#and Sora isn't even being treated like a person either!! what the heck!!#Yeah he's asleep and they literally can't ask for his opinions on anything so I get it but man. MAN
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the thing about Irondad is that i can make reality whatever i want and what i want is Tony being a cringe failure when it comes to the parenting side of things and Peter simultaneously being like "yeah he is a fucking loser" and "he's super smart though and learning from him has been awesome" and "but if he would be my dad that'd be cool." like Peter is an unreliable and a biased narrator at the same time so he thinks Tony is cool but in my eyes I know what he is. Tony is actually like "i would die for this kid" but having an emotional conversation feels like he's been asked to drag his bare ass across hot coals. he doesn't even know where to begin to accomplish that task. which is why Peter says things like "oh he doesn't say a lot of things to me about how he feels but i can read between the lines" and in his mind Tony says things that mean another thing but never are *quite* that thing. usually jokes that talk about what he means without having to say it or be vulnerable. in his POV he's freaking out that Peter is missing to the point of being physically ill about it, yet Peter couldn't imagine it's that bad or because losing *him* is the cause of that problem. that's how Irondad really is, and i can make it better because canon is my bitch now
#iron dad#tony stark#because enough with tony being emotionally vulnerable in fics#who is that man#let's be very honest here#that man was good to morgan because he had the time to learn#he got HIMSELF stuck in that teenager phase with peter (we're talking about canon)#tony isn't a great dad#but he has the POTENTIAL to get there#they're slightly better in LoF because they went through a whole different phase#peter was dropping ironman in dumpsters and then calling tony stark a bitch to his face#and tony was intrigued#and called him a snot nosed brat right back#let peter bully tony actually#there needs to be more of that energy right back#put them on equal footing#peter parker#my phone keeps vibrating at me for no reason while i type this so im a little distracted#phone people who know phones why is my phone vibrating at me there's no incoming notifs and i dont have vibrate on#i can not afford a new phone rn#ill die
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Lucanis, holding his newborn child: *weeping with joy, overcome with love*
All the Antivan Crows, coming to pay the First Talon's first born their respects: I would like to see/hold the baby.
Lucanis, eyes violet, sprouting ethereal wings: 😈
All the Antivan Crows: But I won't.
#lucanis dellamorte#implied rookanis#they have me in their iron grip and i do not seek escape#that goes for Teia and Caterina too#Spite isn't afraid nonono Spite is IN LOVE with the baby as much as Lucanis and Rook are#lucanis x rook
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Men in suits that are rich, will spoil you rotten but also kill for you and give you the world if you ask
Me:
#creamecafe#marvel#mcu#tony stark#iron man#loki laufeyson#bruce wayne#dryden vos#daredevil#rumplestiltskin#tangerine bullet train#squid game 2#squid game season 2#sanji#black leg sanji#one piece sanji#vinsmoke sanji#one piece#batman#netflix daredevil#ouat#ouat rumple#I know Matthew or Sanji isn't rich but I still wanted to add them#Also I know I said that I was going to log out for spoilers but after seeing the first few episodes of Squid Game S2 I had to make this#Also I apologize for the lack of MOC/Men of Color in this I can't think of any other than the fandoms IK#gong yoo#squid game netflix#squid game#squid game salesman#the salesman
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