#ironic but genius

[lilbitofmac]

What if…?

What if, indeed.

[thymelessink]

Tony Stark pictures radiating baby boy energy

[puppetmaster13u]

I just had a thought, fueled by the fact I have a fever probably.

Bruce, Batman, is very mom-coded.

Tony, Iron Man, is very dad-coded.

They should platonically co-parent.

[frankencanon]

This scene gives me hope that they won't change Alvida's actress for the hopefully upcoming season two since she and Buggy canonically didn't meet until she'd already eaten the Sube Sube no Mi (Slip Slip Fruit).

Not to mention they changed her crew's chant from being about how beautiful she is to being about how powerful she is...

Probably because the whole point of the chant is to be blatantly incorrect in order to paint her as stupidly arrogant, but no one with eyes can deny that this Alvida is beautiful, lol.

[amygdalae]

High pain tolerance + bruising easily means im constantly bumping into shit without registering it and then later being like "wtf happened to me did I get beat up when I wasn't paying attention"

[sage-thesimp]

Bruce Wayne v.s. Tony Stark

hmm...suspicious. And i've never seen them in the same room, either..

if you have contact to EITHER of these people, please ask. Speak for the people.

[genshinimpactresources]

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[denebolablack]

Sooo, I have this HC that Tony needs to be using his hands with something while watching series, a movie, or simply listening to someone. Otherwise, he won't be able to concentrate, and he will end up biting his nails, scratching some part of his body, or biting his lips.

Well, his Brooklyn's boys found out about it very quickly. And ever since then, they make sure Tony always has some object to "play" with if he needs to.

*On a meeting*

Fury: Why is Stark dismantling a gun in the middle of our meeting?

Bucky: *With his arm around Tony's weist* Because I asked him to.

Fury: I won't even ask why. Just don't shoot anyone in this room.

Tony: If I wanted to, I would've done it long ago.

Fury: ...

Bucky: *Smug smile* He's not wrong.

*While watching a movie*

Tony: *Scratching his fingers anxiously*

Steve: *Put a notebook and a pencil on the genius's hands* Why don't you try drawing a plan of the house of the movie, sugar?

Tony: *Stops moving* That's a great idea! Why didn't I think about it sooner? *Starts drawing while mumbling to himself*

Steve: *Smiles and kisses the genius' forehead*

[adrixivy]

Headcanon: Tony doesn’t ever stop thinking. Like ever.

Calling him a genius may be an understatement. He’s always thinking. Always analyzing. His eyes are always scanning and he’s always solving math equations in his head. He sees a building and he’s calculating the area of the entire building, mentally calculating the measurements of the entirety of it. The length, height, the breadth you name it. And he often can’t seem to turn it off. He’ll be curious and immediately he’ll be calculating. And this doesn’t even apply to buildings and infrastructures only. He’ll see a car dashing past and he’ll think how fast it went by the sound of the exhaust and the engine. He’s calculating where their next destination could possibly be.

How would he know the engine? Well he also has incredible memory and memorised a lot of different types of engines. Play the sound of an inline engine and he knows exactly what it is, doesn’t even need to see it. Show him multiple different shapes of engines and he can tell you exactly what are the names of it. (He remembers the practical things but he’s working on remembering details about people)

Everything he sees, he’s calculating. He sees numbers and equations that are just there. And he sees it around people. The first time he saw Steve, he was calculating his height and his weight. When he found out Peter was Spider-Man, he admired Peter’s skills. Watching Peter catch a school bus, he’s calculating the bus weight and the people inside added up and is surprised to see Peter easily catch it, especially from a ten feet height which would make the bus feel even heavier. He knows Peter is a kid too due to calculating his build and hearing his voice. He tracks where Peter is commonly seen and tracks it back to Queens and then his house. And boom, he finds out Peter’s identity.

When he was on that Shield Helicarrier, he was so observant of his surroundings. His eyes constantly darting around and looking. Hell he even saw a guy playing Galaga and called him out. He saw Steve for the first time and he can see everything about Steve’s military career. Remember when he first saw Natasha? He knew something was up with her. That she was some spy and too good to be true. That she has some dark side to her. He doesn’t trust anyone without a dark side anyway.

He’s always making acronyms out of proper words or long names. Just to make it easier and something to think about. It’s easier for everyone too. He loves acronyms and it’s evident.

Jarvis- Just A Rather Very Intelligent System.

Edith- Even Dead, I’m the Hero

Friday- Female Replacement Intelligent Digital Assistant Youth

I know I said he has a great memory but when it comes to names, he isn’t really that good because more thoughts are flowing through his mind so much he couldn’t care to remember people’s names unless he really has to or he likes them. I can imagine Pepper having to repeat her name multiple times to him the first year she worked for him. That’s probably also a reason he always has nicknames for people. Capsicle, honey bear, point break, spiderling, and many more.

He even used to play the piano because his mother did so. Imagine him just hearing a metronome in everything he hears. People drumming their fingers? He makes out a rhythm and tries matching it to some classical music that his mother used to love listening to or what he often hears her playing on the piano.

Another headcanon that I’ll detail on next time is that he probably knows quite a lot of languages. A common headcannon is that he knows Latin because in fics, he calls Peter Bambino. What if he knows more than Latin. Romani, Arab, French, Spanish, Chinese even and maybe many more. One of his mistakes in the past is that he doesn’t understand people due to the language barrier and making his A.I translate everything doesn’t always help because sometimes they’re not always there. Like when he was kidnap by the Ten Rings. So he learns languages and easily picks them up by audio because he learns better like that. He’s always thinking of things to make himself better.

Maybe part of the reason he’s always thinking is because he’s paranoid after 2012. Everytime he makes suit upgrades to his or Peter’s suit, he’s thinking of every possibility that could happen and whatever they could ever need. Heater, parachute in case something doesn’t work out and 572 variations of webs for Peter. In fact, all the upgrades apply to the entire team too. He made Steve’s shield able to return to him swiftly. He makes hand-to-hand combat items that pack a lot of punch for Nat because he knows she’s good at it. Like the batons she uses that has electricity. He makes many types of arrows with different capabilities for every need. Not only offense but defense. Even practical ones.

He always has something figured out or if he doesn’t, he’s immediately is thinking about it. He’s constantly jumping idea to idea, skill to skill. He just never stops. Inventing multiple suits, inventing such advanced AIs and even inventing time travel.

He doesn’t rest and has trouble sleeping because of this too. And what Pepper said at the end of Endgame when he took his last breath “You can rest now” hurts so much more when you’re thinking of this headcanon.

[consumeroflemoans]

Sometimes you just have to wonder why tf Ratio actually wants to join the Genius Society

Like what would he even gain from that

A title? That’s not really something he cares about

Like ik he wants recognization from Nous

But you have to consider that so many genius society members are apathetic towards the general populace at best and actively put others in danger at worst.

Ratio is a person who cares about sharing knowledge too much. He wants to educate everyone because he can’t bear to see idiots. His pursuit of knowledge is so wildly different compared to the self centered research of many geniuses that I can’t imagine him wanting to be associated with them

[tonystark-official]

What's the coolest part about being Iron Man

The suit

[ironspidersblog]

Tony stark is real because he never sleeps, barely eats, is convinced he’s hated by every person unless they explicitly tell him, and spends all day hiding away in his cave working on projects

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

I have thoughts and I want to put the Burns family against them

[ideas-4-stories]

Cross Guild Romance Prompt: It's a regular day on Karai Bari until the alarms are raised as bodies start to wash up on the shore. It's a devastating and horrific sight, especially when they see that there are women and children among the dead. Buggy sees some debris floating towards the island and is shocked to see a pair of tiny little bodies clinging to it. Mihawk wastes no time swimming out to the debris and rescuing the two young survivors clinging to it. The children are a brother and sister these adorable pale eyed twins who are just 5 or 6 years old. Mihawk, Buggy, and Crocodile rush the barely alive kids to hospital where they thankfully recover, and when they go to see the twins, it is love at first sight between them all. The siblings practically pounce of Mihawk the moment he comes near. Buggy and Crocodile are surprised when they see how gentle and good Mihawk is with them and they both kinda fall in love right then and there. Mihawk and Crocodile have the same thing happen to them when Buggy chop chops himself to get the kids to laugh, and then Mihawk and Buggy fall for Crocodile when he gently uses his sand powers to help clean the kids up some more. The kids share the harrowing and heartbreaking tale of what happened, how the captain of the ship they were on had just gone nuts and decided to intentionally wreck the ship, their poor parents lifting them onto the debris they were found on before the ship full on sank on them. It's gutwrenching, but Buggy, Mihawk, and Crocodile come together to take care of these new arrivals to Cross Guild. It's the crash-course is triple parenthood not only for Mihawk, Buggy, and Crocodile, but for their main crew as well, with these two little darlings causing all kinds of happy cute chaos and deciding that their three protectors/new foster dads need to get married so they can be a proper family.

Oh dear, those poor children. Man, why the hell did that captain just decided to go nuts. That’s a question I really want answered, but I might never know. Was the kids the only ones that survived? I mean if there are other people that survived it, they could tell why the captain decided to go fucking nuts and crash the boat.

I’m glad Buggy spotted those kids so Mihawk could get them to safety. The two must of saw Mihawk coming to help them if the twins go to Mihawk when the leaders can go and see them. The love started with them seeing each other being kind and caring to kids is great.

Buggy doing little shows just for the twins, whether it's puppet shows (like @wyvernslovecake’s puppet show with Buggy, Crocodile, and Mihawk having puppets styled after them, which is such a fun idea) or card tricks or like Richie lazily going to through hoops causing Buggy to be dramatically “annoyed” with it. Mihawk and Crocodile would be watching the shows when they can. Do they make time for it… maybe?

Mihawk is definitely taking them to his gardens and teaching them how to be a gardener because that's very useful to know those things. Also, he will teach swordsman training if the twins want to (I’m sure one of them would want to) Mihawk would be cooking their meals and Buggy might be helping at times if Mihawk lets him. Of course, Mihawk will embroider the kids’ clothes if they want it to happen or when they accidentally tear their clothes.

Crocodile would totally teach the kids how to bargain, so they would get the better out of a deal. Unfortunately for the trio, the twins started using it on them… Yeaahhh, neither Mihawk or Buggy are happy with Crocodile about that. I can see Buggy and Mihawk are making sure Crocodile doesn't teach the kids gambling. Moving on, Crocodile being the one with most of the money of Cross Guild, he will be spoiling the twins. He would, we all know he will.

The Cross Guld inner circle are totally babysitters when the trio can’t take care of the twins because of work or wanting personal time to relax and chill. Alvida is definitely the wine aunt, she is giving fashion tips (maybe one of the twins might get into fashion or not) Cabaji and Mohji are the excited uncles, so happy to spend time with their niece and nephew. Mohji and Richie are showing the kids all the show animals and the Wanis on the island while Cabaji is showing them acrobatics and unicycling. Galdino is the uncle in charge of the tea parties because he's great at them while Daz is teaching them self-defense and teaching them the best poker face for when they are convincing everyone they definitely weren't the ones stealing from the cookie jar. All of Buggy’s followers are keeping a eye out for the kids too.

I kinda of want the twins to be very chaotic in the sense of pranking people. Some people blame Buggy because he somewhat a pranker, he was hardcore when he was younger and the twins doing pranks makes Buggy want to get back into the groove of pranking people again.

So Buggy is loving the pranking and is in cahoots with the twins. They won't ever in a million-billion years say it, but Crocodile and Mihawk have laughed at many of the pranks the twins have come up with on their own or with Buggy helping the brainstorm process.

The twins are definitely going to get their foster parents to marry. Somehow the kids will find a way to have this happen. All I know that it might take months or a year to do it, but they will get it done and there’ll be a flashy wedding for them. The twins are going to be the ringbearer and flowerchild in that wedding, no doubt about. Richie is going to help the flowerchild and a Wani will be helping the ringbearer.

[houseswife]

this is definitively the worstbest line of the entire series methinks

[dragons-library]

Iron flame spoilers:

Imagine the absolute horror, terror, Xaden must have felt when he saw violet free falling in the middle of a battle.