#irondad and spider-son

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Stephen comes tumbling through a portal fighting a squid monster) Stephen: Everyone get down! Don't let it taste human flesh!!! Peter: What is it?! Morgan: Can we keep it? :) Tony: KILL IT! KILL IT!

[wynnd-citrus]

Tony and his PPs (forgot to post this one too)

[itscrazycasey]

Peter: TONY TONY TONY TONY

Tony: No, you cannot borrow my iron man suit for high school hero day.

Peter: NO THAT ISN’T IT!

Tony, turning around: What is it t- is that a knife?

Peter, gesturing at the knife in his side: YEAH! I got stabbed!

Tony, panicking: WELL WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU AT THE HOSPITAL-

Peter: Because! I wanted to show you! It’s my first stabbing!

Tony: YOU SHOULD NOT BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS!

[at1r1-p4rk3r]

Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Principal: but I have their phone numbers....

[stxar-pvnk]

(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)

Baby Pete struggling to say words

Peter: Ma...

Pepper: he's going to say mama!

Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.

Peter: Da...

Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement

Peter: ...Beryllium!

Pepper: ...

Tony: ...

Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.

Tony: ...my bad.

[spidey-017]

Peter: *almost dies*

Tony: jeez kid, did Rogers teach you your self-preservation skills or something?

Peter: no, my parents did

Tony: kid-

[acertifiedwitch]

Tony Stark and Peter Parker both mourned each other longer than they knew each other and that fact makes me so sick

[ivvyela]

listen idk what to think of rdj as doctor doom but i DO know the irondad & spider-son ao3 tag is about to get crazy

[anyaharveyii]

the first time peter messes up badly enough that tony drops the full name ("peter benjamin parker!"), peter just freezes. he bluescreens for a solid thirty seconds, barely comprehending anything else that tony's saying.

and then he tackles tony in a hug.

and tony jumps 'cause he's obviously startled that they did a complete 180. and peter just starts shaking like a leaf, cause the only people who've ever called him by his full name using that particular tone were people like may, and people like ben, and people like his parents—

and peter knows that tony has no idea what he's just done, but it doesn't matter, because that's the moment when peter realizes that he wants tony to think of him as a son.

[lessislost]

I love when irondad fics include Pepper

I love motherly Pepper so much

when Peter calls her mom arwg arwg I just sob from happiness

She's always so sweet and fierce with a soft spot for Peter

When she loves watching Tony and Peter become father and son and then Peter drops the m word on her and she realizes that she's become a mother too

Or when she just automatically takes up the roll the moment she see him

So sweet I'm sobbing

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tony is wondering about whether to ask Stephen out or not)

Peter:...Mr. Stark, the big question is, does HE like YOU? Cuz if he doesn't like you, then all this is a moo point.

Tony:.....A moo point?

Peter: Yeah, y'know - it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter...It's MOO.

Tony(to Rhodey, points at Peter):...Have I been spending too much time with him or did all that just make sense?

[wynnd-citrus]

Italian dad forehead kisses hehehehehe I love them

THIS IS NOT ST@RKER ‼️‼️‼️ ST@RKERS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED WITHOUT HESITATION 🤮

[vyynn]

Peter: I'm starting to think my luck ran out after I won three competitions in a row.

Tony: How so?

Peter: Well, for starters, I've been getting stabbed more. Not to mention that time where I ran out of webs while I was swinging and thankfully fell on top of a roof. Oh and I keep falling on my face-

Tony with a smile and one twitching eye: No..no..I think I just need to get you to the hospital, Pete. ASAP.

[illegitimate-world3000]

may: Peter stop blowing off your homework or no more internship

peter (lying): I won’t May, I swear

———— at the lab ————

tony: okay Kid, time to pack up for today

peter: Mr.Stark, we still have like 30 minutes left?

tony: don’t think you can get away without doing your homework, Pete

peter (flustered): uhm- how do you even know about that Mr. Stark?

tony: doesn’t matter Pete, pull it out

————later————

may and tony: *highfives*

[secretmarvelsideblog]

Give me a Peter who is absolutely in denial. Give me Peter who’s like “yeah Mr. Stark invites me to his lab three days a week or more, and yeah I have my own room in the penthouse, and yeah he calls me his kid and comes to my Acadec meets, but that doesn’t mean he sees me as a son. He’s just looking out for Spider-Man. Nobody would want me as a son.”

Meanwhile, Tony drawing up adoption papers:

Ps if anyone has fic recs along these lines pls lmk

[stxar-pvnk]

I generally want Peter to one day be on a mission with the other avengers,

He's met them, just an awkward introduction.

Anyways it's a hydra base takeover gone wrong.

They shoot down tony, he's struggling to breathe and all he can see and watch his mentee just go fucking crazy.

Tony's on the verge of death and he just hears

"instant kill mode. Karen mute."

In such a voice that even Natasha freezes up watching the 15 year old kid that they have watched eagerly eat pancakes and blabber on about science terms they can hardly understand. But a hit to tonys heart, near his arc reactor and the boy is feral

Terrifying.

You think the winter soldier compares to Peter?

No. The winter soldier handles with precision. Needed killing.

Peter? No. He goes for the kill willingly. Like a red widow spider Peter's handling with aggression.

Blood, cries and everything going everywhere, the instant kill mode falls away and Peters still punching his way through,

His mask torn through, shot in the leg and arm and he's kicking through the doors smashing agents heads in the walls.