#ir maybe its an excuse idk

[onetruefool]

God I wish I was a pro wrestler. I could cut such a heel promo on Cody Rhodes.

[citrusitonit]

Ok ok ok….soulmate trope ✨✨

Hhmmmggg imma give it a C ! because there are some ir ead that make me go "hgmg this isg actyually good nyom nyum" butg there are soms that make me wanga rant abt how illogical and irrational theyr makign it to be like just make it into a "forced connection" thign rather than "eventual connrction" !! Im more into the 'slowburn eventual romance' kind of soulmates rather than 'forced to be together bc if we dont one of us gets severly injured' !

Tho there are some done good its just that the most i read are usually they skip any kind of romantic development wit the excuse that "theyr alr soulmates so ofc theyll feel smthng for eachother jus by being arnd each other" like that makes me go hmmmmm sometgimes yknow or mayb its im not into the shoujo esque scenarios with huge drama moments idk (or could be cuz im aro ehh bugt stilld ecidign)

[cranity]

Someone on twitter mentioned werewolf (space werewolf?) Din and i’m aboutta go!!! Feral

[oflgtfol]

saw the pics where everyones older for vld and like. idk why. im just annoyed. just seeing these screenshots like i dont know anything abt s8 but just seeing these 2 screenshots are making me so angry el oh el

[thebad---catholic]

Things I’d like to see in a Batman movie

Alfred, Bruce, and Dick(14ish) fighting intruders at Wayne manor. Alfred’s moves are all very precise and fast, all close hand to hand; Dick is jumping off bookshelves and roundhouse kicks someone and is just a maniac; Bruce just fucking yeets a grown man out of a window

—-

Dick: [practicing ballet while Alfred and Bruce are in the doorway]

A: your father wouldn’t have let you do ballet.

B: I’m not my father. [pauses, looks at him] you would’ve let me do ballet.

A:Let you? Would’ve preferred it over what you do now

——

Bruce sprays himself w fear toxin to make himself immune (or just prepare for its affects) and has the most batshit horrifying nightmare sequence.

Scarecrow later sprays him in a fight, Batman doesn’t flinch, slowly breathing out fear gas out of his nostrils like a goddamn demon

———

Dick at his apartment on the phone with Jason, suddenly aware there’s someone in there with him. Dick continues a normal convo as he scours his house. Maybe he stays on the phone during the fight, maybe he puts him on hold idk

——

Early in his training, Jason spits on Bruce bc that’s how Jason learned to fight. Bruce says to never, ever, spit on an opponent unless he was ready to die. When joker asks him if he has any last words, Jason spits in his face.

——

B: [just got Dick. He’s using a child in the house an excuse not to host so many parties bc he doesn’t like them that much] it’ll be nice to finally get some peace and quiet around here.

*very loud crash from the other room. The light leaves Bruce’s eyes*

—-

Bruce: [in some remote area in the middle of nowhere, being held up by men who’re p much abt to kill him

Man: who’s are you?

Bruce: Thomas uh...Pennyworth

Man: Alfred Pennyworth is your father?

Bruce: [visibly confused] Yes?

The band of men: *cheer, give Bruce a hot meal and send him on his way*

——

Maybe just a recurring theme of the moment the Batfam members realize alfred is incomprehensibly badass

——-

Tim on a 4chan(ish) site, where everyone adamantly denies that Bruce Wayne is Batman. He notices a pattern emerge. Tim copies the posts onto a word doc. Despite being local, most of the posts contain British spelling. That’s how he knows it’s a cover up

——

Bruce’s and Jason’s motifs both contain the Dires Ire. Dick’s and Joker’s motifs are both circus music, but jokers is discordant and dicks is just a little bit sad. The Batfam theme combines elements of their motifs, adding more the bigger the family gets

——

Barb: [as oracle] oh, look it that, I got into their speaker system that’s weird.

Nightwing: can you play music?

Speakers: It’s Britney, bitch

Nightwing: [screams, fist fights to gimme more playing in the background]

——

Movie opens with a woman you don’t know fighting some guy and stealing his shit. She bursts through a window, doing impressive flips n shit to scale the fire escape. She slides into a black car, revealed to be the Batmobile. She leans down, takes her wig off- it’s Dick.

———

Bruce[suiting up, grabbing supplies, having an argument with Alfred] maybe I’m Gotham’s hero, and maybe I’m just some bratty rich kid whose bored, I don’t know. But I know one thing

A: and what’s that?

Bruce: [getting into the batmobile] No one is going to die, tonight.

[antiloreolympus]

10 Anti LO Asks

1. LO also completely fell off the amazon lists so?? idk i was under the impression with all the exclusive merch and how hard they were pushing it for literal months surely it would have gotten farther. maybe most of the readers didnt want to buy one copy and then ANOTHER copy for another cover and just knew it wasnt worth it when they could just read it for free anyway? like its basically a collector item and i think they overshot not realizing the fans arent book collectors.

2. im no publisher but i think the webtoons team kinda fucked up on this book. they split it between hardback and paperback, so that automatically splits sales, but they also made a B&N exclusive cover, so that splits sales again, but then they kept adding pins and signed nameplates (???) that people ended up cancelling preorders and maybe forgot to reorder so no wonder it sort of tumbled?? plus its a niche product anyway that most would rather read on their phones for free. What a mess.

3. tbh lo persephone just ... isnt a character. shes the best at everything, everyone loves her, the narrative always excuses her, she has no flaws and every problem she causes it just hand-waved or blamed on someone else. every other character only exists to love her, excuse her, or be punished for not kissing her feet. she has no goals or ambitions or hobbies, much less a real place in the story, she just exists.

4. Maybe I'm too simplistic, but I do think it's possible to write HxP where Persephone can love Hades AND Demeter. I'm just sad LO is following that same trend of making their relationship cruel and abusive with Persephone wanting nothing to do with her and revolving her world solely around Hades. Though this time it comes with Hades also being just as cruel to Demeter off his weird Kingly entitlement Rachel seems to think is charming over off-putting.

5. lets be frank here. persephone didnt start suddenly looking more mature, rachel just made all the woman now all just look as young as persephone to give the fake allusion shes actually not a baby faced teenager. she still looks and acts like a child.  shes actually gotten worse in both regards since s2 started.

6. Ik this is stupid but I find ir funny how Hestia, Athena and Artemis in the trial arc are dressed si ugly they look like they're going to church instead of an "important event" like judging a goddess for conspiracy and mass murder

7. i know LO doesnt really try to be remotely accurate but the "queen" look for persephone is just insultingly removed from greek elements. an aureole effect would be a nice touch, but instead its just some generic pink pouty woman with red eyes that blend into her skin and shes just in a cheep looking stick tiara and a boring black dress that of course has to show off her breasts. its supposed to be this regal look to the dread queen but it just looks like a rushed halloween costume instead.

8. Lo popularity made me so... Disappointed? I thought we are living in a world where feminists achieved more than that. Come on story about a barely adult naive girl getting together with an old capitalist douche with a big power imbalance would never be progressive nor feminist no matter how you write it. Up to this day I can't understand how people can like this narrative and how can they not see all the obvious issues! Just because it's labeled as feminist it doesn't mean it is, open your eyes

9. I have the feeling as if LO in more concerned of the aesthetics than actual plot. I'm not sure how to word it better. I mean its something New. It can also be good like doing visual metaphores to Show something when dialogue isn't good enough.

But LO doesn't seem to be able to do anything else

I just wanted to put that out there since i've been thinking about this for a long time and i don't feel like anypne has brought it up yet.

10. pt.1 I immediately want to apologize for the mistakes, I don't know English well, because I'm from Russia. I really love reading your blog and I agree with many opinions. I would like to share my opinion about Mint and Hades. Hades just kept her by his side because no one wanted to be with him and reveled in his own insignificance. As soon as Persephone appeared on the horizon, he refused Mint as easily as the nymph who worked with him ... 

pt2. (the episode in which Mint came to Hades to sort out the office about the cap). I understand that they had an unhealthy relationship, but damn, it could have been played out differently. Many fans of LO repeat about the truthfulness of myths, but only in the case in which Mint will be humiliated and crushed.

pt3. And what about the wonderful baby Megara? Didn't Hades realize that she was in love with him? What prevented him from trying to start a relationship with her? Not everyone is attracted to their future partner right away, they could gradually develop their relationship and learn a lot from them.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 285: You Looked Like You Needed Saving

Previously on BnHA: Deku was all, “hey guys I’m just gonna fight Tomura one on one and risk my own life rather than risk letting him do the whole Destroying Everything bit again.” Kacchan was all “WAIT NO ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT’S THE EXACT THING I HATE THE MOST” and indignantly launched into his “P.S. I CARE ABOUT DEKU” flashback, which was a revelation in that it proved exactly what Bakugou fans have been saying this whole time, AND YET OUR MINDS WERE STILL BLOWN ANYWAY, BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, HE REALLY WENT AND SAID IT OUT LOUD THOUGH. Anyway, so Deku’s strategy for defeating Tomura is to, you guessed it, break his fucking arms again; and meanwhile a frantic Katsuki is gearing up on the sidelines to do something really awesome and incredibly stupid, probably; and all in all it’s a pretty terrible situation our boys have found themselves in. Terrible for them, but GREAT for me, and I’ve never been so hyped in my life omg.

Today on BnHA: Deku breaks both of his arms like a dozen times over. Like, just pages and pages of arm breaking. Just like in the good old days! Meanwhile Kacchan is all “jesus christ, okay you know what would be a better idea, JUST SETTING HIM ON FIRE AGAIN”, and so he grabs Shouto and Endeavor, and they do a whole Prominence Burn combo thing. The AFO-inside-of-Tomura is all “‘sup it’s me again, but seriously now would be a REALLY good time to let me take over your body”, and so Tomura TOTALLY DOES LET HIM TAKE OVER, WHOOP, and so AFO is all “HELLS YEAH.” And then he STRAIGHT UP STABS MY SON, WHOSE BODY WAS SIMPLY MOVING ON ITS OWN, YOU KNOW, JUST HERO THINGS. Anyway so now Kacchan is fucking dead*, and so if I were AFO I would start putting as much distance as possible between myself and Deku right the fuck now, because boy, IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS MAD BEFORE? Holy shit. We’re about to see a whole new level aren’t we.

LOL WE’RE OFF TO A GRAND OLD START

Deku’s arms should sue for legal emancipation. I think most of us can agree that they’re probably better off without him. sure they’ll have to buy their own food and stuff, but I think the trade-off is more than fair

oh wow that 100% shit really is something though

too bad it did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! spoiler alert. I don’t even have to scroll to the next page, Deku. we already know

OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

did Deku really pull off some “three hits in one” bullshit, or is this a mistranslation referring to the fact that Deku’s already hit him twice with his left arm, and so this is now the third 100% hit. kinda hoping for the latter, ngl. either way though, I’m really getting a “Deku’s arms are legitimately done for” vibe from this

ESPECIALLY SINCE:

DEKU YOU SHRUB!!! WAS IT WORTH IT YOU EGG FDKF KKDJ YOU DON’T GET BONUS POINTS FOR BREAKING THEM TWICE

goddammit I’m pretty sure he just Detroit Smashed the last remaining hero brain cell. now they have diddly squat to work with, oh this is bad

...

do you guys remember a few weeks back when I was joking about him breaking the rest of his bones and using Blackwhip to move his shattered body around like a grotesque marionette. do you specifically remember the part where that was a joke

holy shit Deku. it’s like we’re all the way back to square one with you. wasn’t that like the first thing Aizawa taught you, not to break your whole body apart? how are you supposed to fight Tomura if you can’t move?? why didn’t you wait for one of your pals who could hit him with an attack from long range WITHOUT BREAKING EVERY SINGLE BONE IN THEIR BODIES. WHERE DID YOUR BIG HERO BRAIN GO

boy you better pray one of those remaining quirks is a healing factor, or else you’re gonna be on IR for a LONG time. anyway. idk why I’m getting so worked up when I already knew this was going to happen lol. it’s just like Katsuki said; he takes himself out of the equation. it’s worth sacrificing his own body if it means he can take out AFO and prevent Tomura from hurting anyone else again. it’s just that... well. you know that saying about taking calculated risks when you are bad at math?

GUH I REALLY HATE THAT TOMURA IS STILL COMPLETELY FINE KSKWOILWKKJ AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE A LITTLE HURT, WOULD YOU

please ignore all of those worried-sounding thoughts; I think we all know that’s a bunch of bullshit. completely and utterly fine. the only person Deku’s attacks hurt was himself. hip hip hooray

anyway. so now, this!

pretty sure he can’t use Decay or AFO without at least touching SOMETHING, so I’m guessing this is another one of his new quirks. dammit Tomura why are you so fucking invincible

HAHAHA MEANWHILE

if I were you, Deku’s Arms, I would simply detach from his body altogether at this point. cut my losses. mmm

OOF HE HIT HIM WITH THE WHOLE OF TEXAS

spoiler alert: again, it did nothing. SORRY TO KEEP RUINING THE SUSPENSE FOR YOU GUYS. is there a single human being reading this who thought for even for the milliest of seconds that this stood a chance of working though

OH MY GOD

DEKU GET IT TOGETHER YOU’RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THE ENIGMA OF AMIGARA FAULT AND I CAN’T STAND THIS ACTUALLY

so Tomura is all “there must be something I can do to stop this fucking kid” and shuffling through his quirk pokedex while he’s tossed around bleeding in the air

hey Tomura I’ll tell you right now that you don’t actually need to do a damn thing except not die for roughly the next thirty seconds or so, and then you’ve got this. the quirk that can stop this kid is called “One for All”, and it just so happens he’s already got you covered bruh

and Katsuki’s realized the same thing, apparently!

SHOUTO YOU’RE NOT EVEN LOOKING?? wow that is some trust right there. focused on cauterizing Gran and Aizawa’s wounds, I guess

MEANWHILE KATSUKI IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS. HE FOUND A NEW BRAIN CELL! A WHOLE DAMN CACHE OF FRESH NEW BRAIN CELLS, LOOK AT THIS

THANKS FOR THAT, PROFESSOR

OH SHIT SON ARE WE MOUNTING A COUNTERATTACK?

I like how Endeavor is just SITTING THERE in the background looking all disgruntled. yes, sorry about that sir, this is now Kacchan’s show. he’s in charge now. time for that long-range attack I was complaining about them not doing earlier?? hopefully?? omg

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT’S A BAKUROKI TRIPLE COMBO?!?!

ARE YOU GOING TO YEET THEM A LA GANG ORCA?? ALSO OH MY GOD, HE REALLY IS IN CHARGE. FIRST DEKU TOOK OVER FOR TWO MINUTES UNTIL HE BROKE ALL HIS BONES, AND NOW IT’S KACCHAN’S TIME. I’M SO PROUD OF YOU KIDS

LOL SHOUTO’S GETTING IN ON THIS TOO

THIS JUST IN, THE KIDS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MANGA, ADULTS OF BNHA IN SHAMBLES

WELL MAYBE NEXT TIME DON’T LET AIZAWA GET SHOT THEN, YOU HAT!!!

WOOP OKAY WE FLYING NOW

Kacchan, tired of sitting back watching Deku invent new ways to die, decides to improvise a few of his own. hmmmmmmm

(ETA: HE LEARNED FROM THE BEST ORZ.)

OKAY WAIT A MINUTE NOW

why does this sound like he’s planning something on his own after the Todorokis have done their part. KACCHAN. EXCUSE ME, KACCHAN

SDLFKJLKJLJ

OKAY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

IS THIS LEADING WHERE I THINK IT’S LEADING, HOLY --

-- ooOF

I WASN’T FUCKING READY FOR THAT ONE. BAKUBULLYING FROM HIS OWN NOW-REMORSEFUL POV. SHIT. FUCKING FELT THAT. HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUILDING UP TO AN “ALL FOR ONE FOR ALL” REVEAL, AND THEN YOU GO AND PULL THAT INSTEAD, WHAT’S GOING ON

-- HOLD UP WE’RE NOT DONE WITH THIS ONE YET MAYBE!!

“ONE FOR ALL IS”??!? KDSLFJAKLSJLKJLKJL AND THEN INTERRUPTING ME WITH THE CUTE BABIES WATCHING THE ALL MIGHT FOOTAGE, OH MY GOD. I’M JUST WILDLY REACTING TO EVERYTHING THAT’S BEING THROWN AT ME RIGHT NOW LMAO I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS IS LEADING

OOF THE NOTEBOOK

KACCHAN THIS ISN’T EVEN YOUR MEMORY HONEY, GET IT TOGETHER

OH MY GLOB

THIS IS THE MOST NONSENSICAL SEQUENCE OF PANELS RIGHT NOW. I’M SURE THIS IS ALL SHORTLY GOING TO COME TOGETHER IN SOME PROFOUND WAY THAT’S GOING TO KICK MY EMOTIONS SQUARE IN THE BALLS, BUT RIGHT NOW I’M JUST ALL “OOH AHH” LIKE SOME HAPLESS RUBE ALONG FOR THE RIDE. p.s. this chapter still doesn’t have a title!! p.p.s. Horikoshi is a knave

(ETA: HORIKOSHI IS A FUCKING MALFEASANT!!)

I CAN’T TAKE THIS??

PLEASE STOP BUILDING UP TO WHATEVER IT IS YOU’RE BUILDING UP TO AND JUST SAY IT ALREADY, I’M DYING OMG

...and we’re cutting back to the action. godfuckingdammit it’s gonna be one of those chapters where the entire thing is just buildup to some huge reveal on the very last page isn’t it

(ETA: [sounds of screaming heard in the distance])

anyway so this next page is just Deku flying in the air, and Tomura flying through the air, and Endeavor+Katsuki+Shouto flying through the air, and everyone’s flying through the air, and we’re all just flying. TALK TO ME MORE ABOUT THE CURSE OF OFA DAMN IT

OOHHHHHH

guess if it was good enough for Hood, it’s probably their best shot huh. better than whatever the fuck Deku was trying to pull at any rate

OOP

gotta admit, if I didn’t already know full well that Tomura could not possibly die here, I’d have been pretty convinced he was dying here lol

DSFKJL ENDEAVOR BUDDY YOU MIGHT HAVE POSSIBLY OVERDONE IT JUST A BIT

wait... is that Blackwhip...?? or???

OH SHIT

WHAT EVEN IS THIS CHAPTER, COME ON

-- FMMMJAKAKJDJL, UM

TIME TO SCROLL BACK UP TO THAT PANEL OF TOMURA BEING MELTED, AND READ WHAT AFO WAS SAYING A LITTLE MORE CAREFULLY LMAOOOO. LOL. WHOOPS. OH NO KATSUKI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

AHHHHHHHH

WHAT’S WITH THE NARRATION SQUARE ALL OF A SUDDEN AHHHHHH

oh my fresh and citrusy lord. this is it isn’t it. all of my theories converge at once. Tomura being possessed by AFO; OFA is AFO/Deku has AFO; Katsuki does something stupid and loses his quirk. THE PERFECT STORM. THEORY SINGULARITY

oh my lord oh my god oh my lord oh my god honey what are you doing, honey, no

his body’s moving before he can think. WHAT ARE THESE FLASHBACKS OF ALL HIS DEKU RELATED MEMORIES. BULLYING DEKU, BEING SAVED FROM THE SLUDGE MONSTER, RECONCILING WITH HIM AT GROUND BETA, OH MY GOD. I’M NOT READY. [WRAPS MYSELF IN A BLANKET BURRITO AND SLOWLY SCROLLS DOWN FROM THE SAFETY OF MY COCOON]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HORIKOSHI KOUHEI: [LOADS GUN WITH CHAPTER TITLE AND AIMS DIRECTLY FOR MY HEART]

ME: [SWEATING]

HORIKOSHI: [SMILES, REACHES FOR THE TRIGGER... AND THEN SUCKER PUNCHES ME SQUARE IN THE FACE]

excuse me WHAT. PARDON, THE FUCK. WHY ARE THE FIRST FEW LONE PIANO NOTES OF ADELE’S “SKYFALL” PLAYING. WHAT THE FUCK

excuse me, Horikoshi. excuse me, could I just -- could I get. COULD I JUST GET A WORD WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE. SIR

son of a. ...how am I even supposed to wrap this up. just

sob okay. so let’s just. ...

All for One 100% just took Tomura’s body over. like, he was all “Tomura, you’re fucking dying, just give me your body you muppet”, and Tomura couldn’t really argue on account of he really was dying, and so, YOINK. which is the sound that a body makes when it’s being taken over, I think

All for One then activated his forced activation quirk?? which OF FUCKING COURSE he passed on to Tomura as well. so THAT’S JUST GREAT

Kacchan is seriously the fastest character in the series. the reflexes, the sheer speed necessary to intercept that hit? goddamn

every single one of those BakuDeku flashbacks are now wanted by the FBI for first-degree murder of me

this has nothing to do with Kacchan fucking dying and stuff, but is it just me or were there HUGE “Kacchan as Bakugou’s hero name” vibes earlier on in this chapter with the flashbacks to Deku explaining the meaning behind his own name, HMM

and speaking of, this is the first time we’ve gotten Kacchan narrating in the little box panels, unless I’m completely mistaken somehow. Horikoshi really waited almost 300 whole chapters to do that. and it was worth it. holy shit

fun fact, this moment is something that’s been on my wishlist since chapter 12 lol, you can go back and check the recap if you want. back then I called it a long shot. oh how the times have changed

I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M EVEN SO STUNNED ABOUT THIS, GUYS. this is exactly what I predicted at the end of the last chapter. MY CHILD IS DUMB. THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT. HE’S THAT EXACT KIND OF SHOUNEN DUMB. WE’VE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG

oh my god. and now Deku’s gonna go ham, arms or no arms. AND BETS ON WHICH NEW QUIRK HE’S ABOUT TO UNLOCK? because the last time someone so much as insulted Kacchan in his presence, he SPONTANEOUSLY GREW SHADOW TENTACLES OUT OF THE BLUE AND ATTEMPTED TO MURDER THE PERSON. so if this kid has got ANYTHING left up his sleeve, I have to imagine that SEEING HIS PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD FRIEND TAKE A DEADLY ATTACK MEANT FOR HIM is gonna leave him feeling SOME KINDA WAY. I literally have no idea what’s going to happen next but I would not count this angry little broccoli out yet. not as long as he’s still conscious

anyway. so I wonder what’s the world record for continuous screaming, and whether or not I could break said record by doing such nonstop from now until a week from now when I finally get to read the next chapter

...lol apparently the record is only 8 mins and 45 seconds so GOOD NEWS GUYS, WITH THE POWER OF THIS NEW CHAPTER, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE HISTORY. DEEP BREATH. -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[blo0d0nme]

Have you ever slept naked? Yes, it's awesome What's your bra size, or dick length? b36 dont use bras anymore tho Where was or would you want your first time to be and why? in my dads apartment Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? naa Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked?a long time ago i think Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? dark What's your greatest fantasy? oral me Would you suck on anyone's toes? dont knowww Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? mall Would you have sex there? yes What and who turns you on? my parter turned on What celebrity would you have sex with? Whose the sexiest male you know? Whose the sexiest female you know? How many people would you have sex with at once? two i think Have you ever put on a strip show? noo but it would be fun Have you ever seen a strip show? noup Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? half naked but naa rili Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? yess Have you ever gone skinny dipping? idk If you could be a spice what would it be? sweet Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row? yeep Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? nop Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? of course What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? international camp Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? his Have you ever caught them? noo Would you ever have sex in the ocean? maybe Have you ever gotten sand up you? noo Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? yeeaa, i really like being naked What do you wear to bed? no panties, yes warm pijamas Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed? yes o.o Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? if they want to yes, why not, warm chocolate ufff Have you ever used lubricant? yes only with myself Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel? Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? yes How old were you when you got your first real kiss? Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? not but we thouth about it Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? nup Were you a witness to someone having sex? nup Would you ever have phone sex? yeah Would you ever do anyone in a tree? id love to Would you ever have sex with your best friend? dont think so Would you have sex withsomeone you don't even know? dnt th so Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex?not really, i like spanking but not hard Do you find older women attractive? yies Do you find older men attractive? yies Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? with Who was the person you kissed that was the best? the only one What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? none, mom, dad, yes we were doing it but safely sorry if it bothered oyou What color is your pubic hair? brown Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? yes Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? yees How many people have you slept with? one Have you ever had anal sex? nop Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched? ass and legs When was the last time you had a dirty dream? few days ago If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?macchu picchu What’s the best sex you’ve ever had? the last one, i literally moaned without noticing What’s your favourite position? up Name a sex position you’d like to try scissors What was your best orgasm ever? last one with him Have you ever sent nudes of yourself? yes Are you loud or quiet during sex? mainly quiet Have you ever tried using food during foreplay? no Have you ever made a sex tape? no What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone? looks When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go? Do you ever read erotic fiction? i used to What’s your favourite toy? havent tried any Have you joined the mile high club? Would you say

you’re kinky? Do you enjoy shower sex? ive never tried it Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated? the bathroom of a room hotel in washington Do you like to be spanked? yes but few times and not that hard What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? his mom arrived Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex? nup Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex? yes Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex? go eye contact, i think its sexy Do you like to kiss during sex? yes, not all the time but yes Do you get tired after sex? yes when and on top a lot What’s a surefire way to turn you on? go slooowly Do you like dirty talk? dont know really Have you had sex in a car? havent tried ir Do you like sexting? i think so What’s the shortest and longest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm? shirtest like a minute or less ang longer 10 minutes Have you ever masturbated in front of your partner? havent Have you ever been choked during sex? no Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no but wished Have you ever worn lingerie? no Have you ever had sex outdoors? yes Have you ever watched porn with someone? no Have you ever kissed multiple people in one night? havent :/ Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall? no Have you ever tasted yourself? yes Have you ever worn a butt plug? no Have you ever used a sex swing? no Have you ever had sex in a classroom or office? Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no Have you ever been pinned down? Have you ever had sex while drunk? yes Have you ever had sex while high? no Have you ever orgasmed five times in one day? maybe five tops Have you ever had morning sex? yes indead Have you ever eaten food off of your lover’s naked body? havent Have you ever used hot wax? no Have you ever worn crotchless underwear? no Have you ever had sex on the floor? yes Have you ever had sex in front of a mirror?no What is your favorite porn category? i dont know Do you like to have sex outdoors? yes How long do you like foreplay to last? like 80 percent Do you prefer being the dominant one or the submissive one? Do you prefer rough or gentle sex? gentle Do you make noises during sex? yes but not loud noises

[amandaonedayatatime]

I miss normal life. Parts of it anyways.

My kids don't know other kids. Liv cried to me that she has no friends, no one to play with. Lex lost all her friends over quarantine. Every single one. She's grown so used to laying in bed watching TV and being alone. Before the pandemic we couldn't keep her home. It was one of our biggest fights. Over summer 2019 she spent weeks at friends houses. We never saw her. Now she only talks to us. It's sad. They've missed out on and lost so much.

Connor doesn't talk yet. He's 20 months. I thought he was starting to but really he isnt. Be says ma all day, especially if I'm out of sight. He cries for dada when he wants him. He says tickle tickle when when he tickles his sister's.but that's about it. I don't know if it's a younger sibling thing, Liv talks constantly so be doesn't get a chance. We usually know what he wants right away so he doesn't really have to use words. Or maybe I'm making excuses. Some websites say it's normal for boys, or it's normal for those who do attachment parenting, or it's normal for kids with vision issues. Idk.

I've been not working this whole year. I was meant to start up again the weekend michigan shut down and I haven't done a thing since. Rob's been working a decent amount of overtime, til the last couple weeks. We were relying on the stimulus but ours was one of the ones that didn't come. Thanks irs. I move been home so long I feel like I don't remember how to work. I do gig jobs. Most recently, Amazon. I check the schedule now and then but haven't tried to get back into it. Its been over a year now since I've worked and the anxiety makes me super nervous to hop back in now even though I know I'll need to soon but when am I even supposed to? Lex is always home but hates to babysit. Her and Liv fight like crazy. She's good with Connor though but Liv makes it harder.

I just wish things were normal again.