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saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

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i’ll prove it to anybody here tonight what i can do sexually. i’ll be happy to do it with anybody here, thats a challenge right now. i’ll fuck that scooby doo…anybody.

tim heidecker bisexual moments

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I can go beyond the gates of heaven and exist there for periods of time

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interview with the vampire episode where someone accidentally drinks blood of a human on antidepressants

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love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

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Costanza Costamagna

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we all got to post more gay shit

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Eat Blood? Yea that mean Ur a Dracula

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i went to chicago lmao i have about $300 dollars worth of drinks in me in this photo 😭

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Strong bond

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The Sixth Trial by Jorge Mascarenhas

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antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they're creating 3 sentence horror stories.

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ate 100 mg of weed and took my dog for a walk and i s2g every house was cooking dinner i came home hungry as hell lmao 

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“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

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Cauldron, Caucasus Mountain Region, Mid 15th Century

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Ok I'll bite how was that interview with the vampire did he get the job