#intruder red

[firstxprince]

The thought of Taylor and Nick high-fiving in and out of the Paris scene is so 🤭

[batcavescolony]

*set when Tim stopped being Robin*

Goon: *breaks into the Drake House*

Jack:

Tim: *looks at Jack*

Jack: no

Tim: please🥺

Jack: ...fine. ONE time that's it.

Tim: thank you *grabs a mop, snaps the head off, twirls it around to test it*

Goon: 😳

Tim: *attacks*

Jack: *calls the police*

[moons-now-seperate-art-blog]

I wrote the script ahead of time and then agonized over how long this ended up being and that's AFTER I condensed filler panels to save time <3 anyways I'm throwing Shadow into the angst bin. (Ft. Special guest appearance of Freryth, as the mature one somehow.)

Bonus!!!

(He was unsuccessful in avoiding his feelings)

[shyface1004]

My favorite characters part 1

[weepingfoxfury]

The man on the radio wishes everyone a happy 1st of May. There's sunshine and birdsong and Pavarotti in full force followed by the 3 minute misery fest that purports to be the only news in the world. The duvet is still comfortable, the coffee still hot and the dogs are still bouncy as they vie for attention.

Yesterday's shiny metropolis excursion was wetter than wet. My raincoat is still about as much use as a paper bag ... at this rate I'll just use some carrier bags sellotaped together, as I keep forgetting to get a coat that repels the water instead of welcoming it into every inch of the fabric.

The rain came down so hard it bounced up off the pavements and made it's way into the shopping centre. I watched in sympathy as two ladies with their mops and buckets attempted to stem the tide.

Still ... as I stood inside waiting for the monsoon to cease, I went inside a kitchen shop and found myself a cast iron griddle pan. Between mice and power cuts, which both reduce the toaster to a paperweight, I figure this is one way to still get toast. Plus it'll lay out an intruder no problem at all.

I know ... I know ... first world problems ... but I still plan on having toast even as the apocalypse hits.

Hmmm ... thinking about intruders ... perhaps I should get another griddle to keep by the front door ...

[sheepie-self-ships]

You know how couples will have “their song”,,,,,,,,,, guagh you need to make a playlist of songs of your selfship… like not a normal selfship playlist, these are YOUR SONGS… your anthems… your ship theme songs…

Rb and put in the tags YOUR selfship’s SONGS.

[kotaromita]

hey. do you know nene?

@intruder-r-official

Kotaro is caught off guard by the sudden message on the functional half of his smart visor, startling at the notification. Unknown IP. He reaches to cheekbone to press the button that activated two-way text to speech. He could take out his phone to text, but this was faster.

I've met Kusanagi. What's it to you?

[niko-n-frank-mailbox]

*Charlie attempts to leave but the doves stick on, he squirms a bit before giving up and laying back down.*

Merowww..

- Charlie the cat anon 🐈

Frank🩻: "A-ACH!! Nonono! Let zhe Katze alone!! Viktor!! Elizabeth!! Archimedes!! Ern—" –looks at archimedes ( •_•)–

Frank🩻: "WAS IS ARCHIMEDES DOING HERE?!"

[accultant]

*kicks iago's shin under the table*

Iago silently picks out the tools for their retaliation as they crisscross their legs atop their chair, safely out of reach. They take the time to choose their projectile ( a cherry tomato ) but are swift to load it into their makeshift catapult ( a spoon ) so as to not rouse too much suspicion before they launch their counterattack ( pull the spoon backwards and send their missile flying ).

[ Attack roll: 1d20 = 16 + 6 => 22 SUCCESS ]

aaaaand bullseye right on the nose. Act like a clown, get treated as such !

[gekooi]

IT'S MY BABY

SOOBSSSBBS

HE'S SO PRECIOUS🩷🩷🩷🩷

[spectral-honey]

Thinking about baby tim drake home alone-ing attempted kidnappers

[kristannafever]

I do adore fall but it's like Night of the Living Boxelder Bugs in my house right now

[beigecat]

I liked my hair here 🤷‍♀️

[ryuki-blogs]

First (non-jumpscared) work day

Immediate alarm jumpscare

[greensweethome]

Ted Raimi's characters as cats (Part 2)

11. Domestic kitten

the most affectionate and warm cat. Constantly on his knees, he also sleeps next to him on the bed. However, at random moments, he starts to mindlessly run, jump and scream, and you will not understand what happened, that he broke loose and went crazy. He rarely has such attacks, but he just needs to be caught and helped to distract himself. For example, he likes to play with foil.

12. Deaf kitten

You will constantly lose it and find it at the moment when you hear something fall with a crash somewhere. Perhaps not only deaf, but also blind, because he constantly beats his muzzle against something when he walks. Clumsy and noisy. For his own safety, keep him close to you.

13. Big cat

Are you… Are you sure it's a cat? I mean… He's kinda big, don't you think for a house cat? He is the size of a huge dog, hisses with a growl and looks at everyone as if they were prey...

…WAIT IT'S PUMA-!

14. Velcro cat

The same cat that follows you around the house and lies on your lap when you sit on the toilet. Jumps into your bags and backpacks so you can take it with you when you leave. Sleeps on your head, eats only with you and puts his wool on all your clothes. GENERALLY.

15. Suspicious cat

He sleeps a lot during the day, and at night he jumps on your bed and lies on the next pillow, looking at you all night. He also pursues you, but does not allow you to approach him and does not allow himself to be stroked. And don't try to catch it. Just don't. If you want to please him, then just open the window on a rainy day. He loves this sound.

16. Mint cat

You don't know where he finds mint, but he somehow fucking does it, and then they hide treasures all over the house. Constantly stoned and easily recognizable by his loud purr when he has time to throw himself again and lie somewhere. But he does not resist your maniples in any way, and you can stroke this cat as you like.

17. Tactile kitten

He rubs against you all the time. Arms, legs, back, head - all your body parts will be used within his reach. You don't even need to stroke him, he will do everything himself. It often meows during the process and purrs loudly.

18. Practical cat

Brings prey into the house, but not a dead animal or some branches, but … discount coupons? It can even bring a hundred bucks and at that moment you will realize that your cat on a walk was able to earn more than you. At some point, you will find out that when you let him out for a walk, he is the mascot of some store and has been the "best employee" of the month for several years. Rarely allows himself to be stroked.

19. Cat in a bag

At first he seemed to be an ordinary, but affectionate and friendly cat, but the first call was the fact that one of the days when you were taking a bath, he decided to take a swim with you. The cat is in the bath. Interested. At night he rushes around the house like crazy, and if you did not close the window or the door, then wait on your pillow in the morning for breakfast in bed - a dead animal without skin, which he caught and brought to you.

20. Collector kitten

Brings into the house the bones of different animals, and sometimes whole heads. Hides food around the house. He likes to scare guests with his sharp jumps or unexpectedly loud meows. And you praise him for it! He likes to be ironed and purrs softly when you let him lie on your lap.

>> Part 1 >> Part 3

[spookyboywhump]

Getting ready for bed and deciding that the fleshy mer-creature thing with a huge mouth full of giant sharp teeth I saw in my dream last night is NOT welcome back