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This exactly this

@supnerds @aobawilliams

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Horikoshi told me Gigantomachia is Kirishima’s dad

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Can we please put quotes around words like flame thrower in cases like this

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"your honour, i love them" i say about a character i would fistfight in real life

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tony: i think it’s time I get my life in order.

peter, narrating: but he did not get his life in order. in fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

peter, still narrating: also, the raccoon won due to strange's involvement.

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“The perfect video doesn’t exi-” Credits to Voordeel on YouTube for creating this amazing and perfectly timed video you can follow @voordeel-ts the original creator of this video and check out their other awesome videos as well

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Steve goes out with Bucky one day and while Steve moves out of the way for everyone, everyone seems to be avoiding running into Bucky and Steve conducts an experiment and finds out that people like Natasha and Loki part crowds all the time while people like Bucky and sometimes Thor do it depending on their mood.

Project Murder Strut

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Tony: FRIDAY, replay the audio recording from the security system

FRIDAY: Activating "wHat dID hE sAAaAaaAY" protocol

Tony: Alright THAT'S IT--

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

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oh no oh yes

so there’s this really popular online conspirator who focuses exclusively on the avengers and posts shit like “the hulk: actually an extraterrestrial?” “there’s a reason you’ve never seen Hawkeye at an airport—he’s made of metal” & “steve rogers is Dead: cloned and replaced beneath our noses”. the blogger goes by BruceBanner and everyone thinks it’s just a screen name but it’s actually bruce banner

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The only reason Mr. Jameson even accepted in the MCU that Spider-Man was Peter Parker wad because he didn't know the kid. Had Peter worked at the Daily Bugle for some time, JJJ would've taken one look at that video and asked if this was some sick joke because a kid like Peter would never be anything like that menace-monster Spider-Man is.

JJJ does have a heart

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Angstprill day 4 prompt: facing fears

I didn't really have a good title for this. Just a Loki/Bruce angst friendship story. 500 ish words. Here ya go.

Bruce wonders how this happened. It's just a stakeout, some of the Avengers hiding amongst abandoned buildings and tall bushes. They're meant to be watching a suspected Hydra base and it's been slow so far. 

Bruce only came because he wanted to get out of the lab. The three others there were Natasha, Clint, and Loki. 

Natasha hides amongst the shadows, blending in like she's one of them. Clint is perched in a tree with a pair of binoculars, quietly chattering through the comms about something his children had done the last time he was home. Bruce is with Loki on top of a building, about four stories high and standing on a ledge that sticks out only about a foot and a half.

Well, Loki is standing. Bruce got tired quickly and was now sitting with his legs hanging over the edge. Neither had a fear of falling, since they would easily survive that height.

And then the fog rolled in, thick enough that they were unable to see the ground below. Bruce is fine with this, until he notices his companion's expression. Loki is pressed hard against the wall behind him, eyes shut tight and face paler than usual. That's saying something, because the only thing paler than him normally is paper.

"Is something wrong?"

Bruce watches him take a quick breath, "No-- No. It's fine."

Loki opens is eyes and stares down at the fog, looking a little sick.

"Are you sure."

"I'm fine."

Uh oh. He's using The Tone. Bruce knows it well enough.

"Loki, tell me. You know I don't judge. Is it the height? You seemed fine with it before..."

Loki meets Bruce's eyes, staring for a moment with a look of distrust and skepticism. It's a moment they've shared plenty of times before. Now it is no different.

"I--" Loki starts, swallowing hard as he looks back toward the fog, "I don't like it when I can't see the bottom."

"Why not?" Bruce asks.

"I just-- I need to know that there's something there. I need to know that if-- if I fall I can stop and that I won't keep falling on and on like-- like--"

Like the Void.

It always comes back to the Void, doesn't it.

Bruce gives him a sympathetic look and motions for him to sit. Loki does so, slowly sliding down while gripping on probably-nonexistent handholds. Bruce puts a gentle hand on his shoulder and the tension fades just a little.

Bruce doesn't say anything, because he's not exactly sure what he should say. That's usually the case. Instead, he's just there as a calming presence. He's there to say "Hey, I can't relate to what you're going through but I'll still be there by your side."

Because that's what friends do.

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my baby's got a gun it goes boom boom crack gagagaga boom boom

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

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Girls simping for the morally grey character be like:

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what is your favorite genre of music?

wrong/unique answers only

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i wrote this in the span of 30 minutes and it’s not edited, it literally was typed as my brain came up with it.

mayhaps it becomes a series??

spider-man no way home spoilers ahead‼️

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one day, tony wakes up gasping for air in the middle of some wooded area outside of new york. he’s disoriented, confused, and the last thing he remembers is grabbing the stones from thanos. he doesn’t have his nanotech on him, and he’s wearing baggy white clothes that he’s never seen before. he wanders into the city, only to learn that the whole world thinks he’s dead.

he has nothing on him; no ID, no cards, no money. he can’t convince anyone that he is THE tony stark.

later that evening, he’s sitting on a bench in the park when he sees spider-man swing by. his heart stutters in his chest and his only thought is peter. he remembers seeing peter on the battlefield, and hugging him briefly, but before that, the kid had been dead for five years.

tony stands and waves, yelling out to spiderman. he thinks that maybe peter just doesn’t hear him, or is on the way to help someone actually in need, but then suddenly the kid is behind him.

“everything alright, sir?”

tony jumps and turns around, and sees the kid physically freeze. he doesn’t think peter is even breathing.

“oh bud, i’m so glad youre-“ tony goes in for a hug but peter takes a step back.

“who are you?” he asks, voice of any and all emotion.

“what do you mean?” tony asks, “it’s me. its tony. its-“ tony refrains from saying ‘dad’, because peter said it to him once, while he was turning to dust. he probably didn’t even remember it.

“no,” now, peters voice is wobbly, and cracks, “no, you’re dead.”

tony quirks a brow, and ignores the sinking feeling in his chest, “i’m pretty sure that’s not true, i’m standing right here.” he pats his chest to show he’s solid. not a ghost.

tony can see that peters chest is rising and falling quicker than it should.

“buddy?”

peter shakes his head, “no… no that’s not possible. even if you weren’t dead… you wouldn’t… you shouldn’t…”

tony takes a step towards his kid, but peter only takes a step back.

“ask karen to scan me… she’ll tell you-“

“how do you know about karen?” peters voice has shifted to guarded, angry even.

“i programmed her and… didn’t you tell me that you named her after… what’s that cartoon… PLANKTON. didn’t you name her after planton’s computer wife? you told me that, i swear you did. i know i didn’t make that up. you were eating your extra spicy pizza you like so much, from vinny’s. it was so random and i remember thinking that it was the funniest thing-“

“t-tony? is it really you? you’re alive?? you remember me??”

tony’s very confused, has been all day, but now… “why wouldn’t i remember my own kid?”

a huff that sounds like a sob escapes peters chest and he slams into the older man, nearly crushing him in a hug. the kid is now actively sobbing, and tony collapses to the ground, arms full of spider baby.

he knows what to do when peter gets like this. he thanks whatever is out there that it’s dark out, and he pulls the mask off him. tony cards his fingers through peters sweaty brown locks, carefully detangling it as he goes. he shushes him and rocks slightly, but otherwise let’s the kid listen to his heart. he remembers that peter likes to hear it when he’s scared or upset.

it doesn’t take long for peter to pull himself together, albeit barely, and takes the mask from tony. he slips it back on and gives tony an address, telling him it’s not far and that he would meet the man there.

it takes tony about 30 minutes to get there, and when he does, a regular looking peter is on the steps outside waiting for him.

before he realizes, he has peter in his arms again, but it’s only for a few seconds. peter tells him to come inside. when they walk through the door, tony looks around at the sad excuse of a home.

“damn pete, aren’t you like, seventeen?? where’s may? why are you on your own?” he turns back around to see peter fidgeting with his sleeves, looking at the ground.

that’s when it clicks.

may would never let peter-

oh no.

oh no.

“oh no pete, please don’t tell me,”

peter is crying again, fully sobbing and tony’s heart shatters. he feels the sharp shards of it rip at his stomach.

he’s on the floor now, rocking his kid and desperately wanting to tell him everything will be okay. that he will be okay.

it’s late into the night, maybe even early morning, tony isn’t sure, that peter explains everything. tony’s own death, mysterio, the other spidermen, dr. strange, the weird villains, mj and ned, may.

tony has only been speechless a handful of times in his life, and this is one of them.

how did this kid, this smart, amazing, kind, and gentle kid, get the worlds shittiest luck? he didn’t deserve it, he was the best human tony knew.

tony made a promise that night, on the dirty and dingy floor of peters tiny apartment, a promise to himself and peter, that peter wasn’t alone anymore. and that he would do everything in his limited power to fix what the universe had done to his kid.

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the undying urge to watch this show--

Guardians of the Galaxy (series) 2015-2018

Stooop you’re gonna love them, they’d be a good change for you.