#interview ask

[fallen-if]

To Lilith: What would you do if you found a hidden engagement ring in MC's stuff (unintentionally, of course). (Relationship stage)

“I would simply pretend I did not see it. After all, Lucifer will ask me when it’s the right time. I might take the time to prepare myself a bit before the actual proposal though…”

[prodigy-if]

hello ! i saw we could interview your characters this week, i hope i'm not too late. i had some questions for the headmaster:

- what is your biggest fear ?

- without getting spoilery, what's one of your goals ?

- do you have a favorite student, and if yes, who is it ?

1. What’s your biggest fear?

“My biggest fear…hm. That is quite a peculiar question - after all, fear is simply a reaction to perceived danger. How does one decide which danger is most important?”

2. What is one of your goals?

“My goal has always been to make the children in the best versions of themselves.”

3. Do you have a favorite student?

“I’ve always been intrigued by MC. They are quite the fascinating individual!”

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[soy-bean-ass]

"so, mr. black leg, how do you manage to smoke 3 packs a day and keep so fit?"

(click for quality)

[deadrlngers]

Armand + looks through season 2 for @aarmand

[whatisthiswitchcraft]

first of all yes let's talk about the fetishization of youth but secondly if Daniel Molloy doesn't get dicked down next season we ride at dawn

[chloesimaginationthings]

This is Scott Cawthon’s biggest regret in FNAF..

[kanjichris]

[valtsv]

there really is nothing else like the fusion of meat and machine body horror. radio static but wet and fleshy. wires that resemble veins and veins that resemble wires. bodies as impulses and organs animating the mechanical megastructure like braided nerves. the abject wrongness and grotesque allure of the fusion of person and object, self and other. and needless to say this is sex to me.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Bartering with desire. Is that what makes you fascinating?

[barnespls]

Would love to see vamp Daniel covered in blood !!!!!

Messy fledgling! 😩

[fallen-if]

To Cas: Thoughts about being carried bridal style by Lucifer?

“Oh be still my beating heart~”

They then proceed to fake swoon in the most overdramatic way you can imagine.

[prodigy-if]

how many 5-year-old kids could you take in a fight at once ? (for marlon)

“That’s a stupid fucking question…”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“…a solid 30.”

[sophsun1]

Interview With The Vampire – 2.05: Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape

[userarmand]

The wilderness that is our daughter. I think the medication has overwhelmed our boy.

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.