FIC: Let's Smoosh Faces (MLB; Lukanette)
Rating: Teen and Up
Characters/Pairings: Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng; Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Summary: Marinette had made some pretty spectacular blunders in the past. She was starting to think none of them would ever top walking up to Luka Couffaine and asking, “WANNA SMOOSH FACES?” (Or: Wherein Marinette really wants to kiss Luka, Luka really wants to kiss Marinette, but shit keeps happening to prevent said kisses – sorry, smooshies – from happening.)
Author’s Notes/Warnings: Once upon a time, All The Guilty Parties knew who they were and what they did. But those notes were somewhat vague, so by now the main guilty party (read: your author) has no idea what that means anymore and can sum it all up to Shit Happens in the LBSC Disco? There’s a Dammit Fic here somewhere, I’m sure. 😂
“Let’s Smoosh Faces”
Marinette was, sadly enough, very familiar with this feeling. That one where you had just absolutely mortified yourself and were eagerly awaiting the ground to open up beneath you and swallow you whole? Yeah, that one. They were practically old friends by this point.
She was just…more acquainted with that feeling being associated with blond supermodels she couldn’t string two sentences together around. Not…not Luka.
Luka, who was the most comfortable person she knew.
Luka, who she absolutely adored and maybe more than a little loved.
Luka, who was currently staring at her with wide eyes and an open mouth like she had just sprouted an extra head because yeah, she probably had.
What the hell had she just done?
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What if the reason noncanon! Freelancer interrupts Lasko with kisses is because they worry he's talking too long between taking breaths? Like, yeah, he's an Air Elemental, he can keep talking forever and it won't hurt him. But that humanborn part of them just gets more nervous as they listen to him talk without taking a breath and the longer it goes, the more nervous they get and they kiss him because they can feel him inhale that little surprised gasp against their lips.
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me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -
the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying
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Getting my Amsterdam thoughts out now before I’m proved wrong. I think that Trent and Colin are going to the gay club separately, or that Trent possibly happens to see Colin go into the club. They’re going to see each other in there and Colin’s going to panic and try and run away. Trent follows him outside and they talk. Someone, from the media or a fan takes pictures. I think it might be a fan who will post it on Twitter. We’ve already seen that happening and what happened after that. People talking about it and sharing it. Having a picture of him outside of a gay club would not only out Colin, it could also start a rumour that Colin and Trent are an item. The drama, the angst!
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So you know how some cats have to be kept out of the bathroom at all costs because they will shred the toilet paper at any opportunity?
That's Gil. Not in the bathroom, because frankly he is not tall enough to reach it. But I have pretty bad allergies, so sometimes when I'm out of tissues or whatever, I'll grab a roll of paper towels or toilet paper to blow my nose on.
Before the last year of my life, this was a fine thing to do. The roll of paper would remain unmolested except when I needed to blow my nose again.
Now, I have to remain eternally vigilant, lest the child realize that roll of paper exists within his reach. He will sneakily pick it up, move it just far enough away that I don't notice his shenanigans until it's too late, and then gleefully claw at it until there is nothing left but shreds that I will keep finding scraps of for weeks, no matter how hard I try to clean up.
Anyway, happy nearly first Gotcha Day to Gilgamesh, sweetest and most gremliny of princelings. Looking back on the dates... I only just realized that we acquired him on the Ides of March and maybe should have called him Caesar or Julius, because that's hilarious. Maybe that needs to be added to his litany of names belatedly? GILGAMESH CAESAR has a fucking ring to it, you know?
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Hey, so it's my birthday tomorrow so I wrote myself a present. 🤗
In a world where everyone can do magic, the Winchesters and their best friend Castiel embark on a mission to rescue John when he goes missing researching the parable of the Sleeping Prince.
Along the way, Dean accidently finds a unique way to tell Cas how he feels, maybe invents religion and purposefully does not rewrite history.
T+
No Archive Warnings Apply
Castiel/Dean Winchester
Magical Realism, Supernatural Elements, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Fairy Tale Elements, Curses, Smart Dean Winchester, Human Castiel, Interrupting Sam Winchester, Cas/Dean First Kiss, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, additional tags in authors note, Nerd Dean, Happy Ending
Words: 7,563
Thanks, @tobythewise . ♥
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"spock was right to apologize to christine because he and uhura cornered her into speaking her feelings and also uhura should apologize too because it's like she wanted to stir shit up" while i recognize that this opinion contains truth, i absolutely support uhura wanting to stir shit up after she asked for their help which she clearly and sincerely needed, and they not only refused, but treated her dismissively and like she was delusional.
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Ok but Crowley following Aziraphale around like a puppy when he's going around organizing the dance, being absolutely clueless that Aziraphale is doing all of that for Him, showing off with languages, giving away books just so he can get to Dance with Crowley like they do in the books where people fall in love, can somebody please explain it to Crowley in easy words so he Understands
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