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i want to be transported to the enterprise and bones is like "my god, this woman's sleep deprivation! and shes clearly missing The Vitamin" and then im put in a room that gives me 9 hours of uninterrupted restful sleep and given The Vitamin and i feel rested and energized and ready to write. and then kirk gets really into my story about a medieval knight who transitions into a girl

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girlthing with big empty bed and its so cold out and no snuggles :c

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Cold Weather was invented by Big Beverage to sell more Hot Chocolate

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Me, Metal Gear Solid villainess, introducing my squad:

And this fellow was once the world's leading expert in inventing new medicines. He switched his efforts to crafting deadly poisons after the fall of his homeland, the Soviet Union. We call him "Toxic Yuri"

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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good shirt from the market today

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I see no red flags here

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Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

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Trick or treat

You get the interior door of the strangest elevator I've ever stayed in!

Who decided this should be a decoration? In an elevator??? THE DOG ISN'T EVEN TAKING A SELFIE

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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do