#instead of writing fics I beg

[try-set-me-on-fire]

let the good times roll on

through these first few desperate hours

[bakudekublogblog]

not to be dramatic but hori literally out did my own self indulgent wish-fulfillment fanfic with the whole “rest of our lives speech” like I knew that sounded so romantic, and it is, because I literally wrote that line for bakudeku and I intended for it to be romantic

like hori really is just showing us bakudeku fanfic writers how it’s done

[madebycloud]

i have so much to do in regards of requests and stuffs but i can’t stop thinking of a vi x reader in which the reader is in unrequited love with vi and eventually goes to an au (like ekko) where they’re dating THE TWIST? the reader starts to disappear and disappear each time she stays longer in that universe

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Regulations (a snippet)

Or, five times Ven and Nalyan surprised the people around them with an affection for rules and orders, and one time someone knew exactly where that habit came from.

Before the captain left the ship, Corso in tow as always, he'd slapped a datapad into Risha's hands.

"You're on this ship, you pull your weight. Here's the rules. Start with the assigned duties - roster Besh."

Risha had raised a cool, unimpressed eyebrow at him.

"My ship," he'd said. "My rules. Or find somebody else for your treasure hunt."

"Somebody else to get back at Skavak?" Risha had prodded.

"I can live without revenge. Can you handle living without whatever it is you really want?"

That had startled her enough to let him go, but not enough for her to start on the chores he'd given her. As though she didn't do enough for him. He'd obviously done just fine on his own, since by the sound of it Corso had only signed on a few months before her. He could handle the disappointment.

Then he and Corso had come tearing back onto the ship, panting, blaster fire scoring the sides of the ship as the captain frantically closed the hatch. Risha drifted after them as they charged toward the cockpit as much out of bored curiosity as anything - though some of the sounds from outside were starting to give her pause.

"Did you clean the bunks?" the captain panted as Corso started up the pre-flight tasks.

"Is this the time?" Risha said, affronted. "I'm not your maid!"

"Did you - fuck!" No sooner had clearance been transmitted did the captain send them shooting up out of the spaceport, twirling wildly to avoid something Risha was glad she couldn't see from this angle.

"Who did you two piss off?" she demanded. Now it was starting to be more than curiosity. Now they were putting her life and the job she'd given them on the line.

"Future reference, Rish," the captain said as they breached the atmosphere and levelled out. He twisted to look at her, ignoring the way she bristled at the nickname. "We don't fly until the ship's good."

"We were under attack," Risha said testily.

"Yeah," the captain said. "So next time do your duties before I decide to give you to the angry guys with blasters."

(Read the rest on AO3, featuring Arcann with paperwork, Lana Beniko NOT cleaning a ship, and time travelling clones for whom time travel is the least of their worries)

[bi-cot3]

okay hear me out: cot3 spiderman au!!!

lockwood as spiderman- charismatic, a good fighter, no sense of self-preservation, tragic backstory, etc

lucy and george are his coworkers also interning at the daily bugle that he’s semi in love with but his attachment issues make him avoid those feelings like the plague

the three of them are absolutely MISERABLE at their jobs- the only good thing about it is the company they find in each other

george loves research and sharing his findings with the world but nowhere else would hire him except for the bugle. they don’t let him do any actual journalistic work or anything to do with research. honestly, sometimes he thinks he would be happier in an actual scientific experimentation job, but he likes the idea of making information and important findings available for everyone

lucy is a photography intern. she is passionate about all arts, especially making physical art, but has been able to make enough of a living off her photography so that’s what she focuses on the most. in this au she still is running from an abusive household and her mom is possibly a plot element (idk the context though, I just like the angst that comes with it)

lockwood canonically comes from money (inherited after his family’s death) and is more there for an inside view of the daily bugle and to see if he can change the opinions they are publishing (read: he absolutely CANNOT, bless him for being so delusional optimistic)

not fully sure where this au would go, but know that it is fully inspired in spirit by the stoncy fic ‘with great power’ by dharmainitiative on ao3 (which you should ABSOLUTELY give a read if you are a fan of ST or have ever shipped stoncy) (not endorsing of ST whatsoever!!! just the og polycule)

other underdeveloped plot ideas under the cut:

norrie died in [insert violent incident here] and although lucy has no logical reason for it since spiderman wasn’t a thing back then- or even around in the area they lived, she harbors spite that no one was able to swoop in and save norrie from an early and untimely death (or maybe she’s in a coma??? idk)

one of them is roommates with kipps. I would say that the three of them are roommates, but the logistics of keeping the spidey secret in the extremely close quarters that are nyc apartments would be a nightmare to write

kipps might be george’s ex. idk why, I just think the dynamic of lockwood’s feud with the man is hilarious when the george-ex dynamic exists in fics

(norrie and lucy were in love. bc it’s canon in my heart and everyone is queer bc I say so)

ALSO: bonus points if the three of them get together midway/two-thirds of the way through the fic but lockwood is still avoiding telling them

[beanghostprincess]

my sanuso shipper ass can't watch zou without fucking vibrating because wdym sanji is getting married to some random girl and not the boyfriend he's been dating since water 7

[zishu-arts]

whose bright goddamn idea was it to let me start 3 whole projects simultaneously

[pa-pa-plasma]

quite frankly i am shocked & disappointed with the Phandom for the lack a werewolf AUs. where is your fucking awoo

[the-13th-battalion]

Hello to the five people who see my posts!! :3

After... MANY... comments on my fics from guests that have been less than encouraging, I'm going to set my fics to ao3 users only. I'll start with Naruto and My Hero Academia since those seem to be the main issue and see if that helps.

I just wanted to give y'all a heads up! <33

[ceramicbeetle]

officially 10K into this fic and having a realization about where I'm at on characterization so far, so i'm wondering:

[akqrus]

I CANT stop thinking about black lagoon and now I want Revy to violently ruin my entire existence and shoot me.

[grimalkinmessor]

LITERALLY BEGGING AO3 TO SEND UNPOSTED DRAFTS TO YOU IN AN EMAIL WHEN THEY DELETE THEM LIKE THEY DO FOR FULL FICS THIS IS THE FOURTEENTH TIME I'VE LOST A GOOD CHUNK OF WRITING PROGRESS BECAUSE I MISSED THE CUT OFF FOR DELETION 😭😭😭😭

[theflyingfeeling]

was supposed to write the advent calendar fics, ended up writing an extra scene for let me down slowly. woops. anyway! I hope you like it, it's Olli's POV, titled let go of my tears and you can read it on AO3 🖤

[queenofchildren]

Okay so now that the late 90s/early 00s are back in fashion, can we finally bring back songfics?

[mooseyspooky]

So I'm probably gonna write a fic about this.

[velvetafterdark]

We are starving 😔

You get one treat while you wait patiently for dinner, capiche?