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got in a very particular mood abt them tonight
#by that I mean I'm letting them be fluffy in my head#instead of divorced#ace attorney#apollo justice#klavier gavin#klapollo#hailey's drawing again
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I love "i would kill for you" ship dynamics but what about "i would stop killing" ship dynamic??
I would lay down my sword for you. I would change my nature and go against everything i've known. I would resist the easy way out of solving my problems. I would give up the adrenaline of battle to stay by your side and make tea instead. I'm not sure I know who I am without a weapon in my hand because I've had to fight for so long but for you I'm willing to try and figure this out.
It must be hard. To put down your weapon that's protected you for so long. It's allowed you to stay alive it's kept you from getting hurt--physically and mentally. Because you've never had to worry about a real relationship if you think you'll be dead at the next battle. And you feel naked without it and it feels like you're ripping off an extension of yourself. Are you even whole without it? Are you worthy of being loved if you can't prove it by risking your life? And yet they've found someone who's asking them for something much harder than dying in battle on their behalf. They've found someone who wants them to live. And that's much more terrifying.
#i know this sounds like the 'bad guy falls for good guy' which can be fun but thats not what i mean#anyway. this wasn't quite zukka but i do think it aligns with my au of zuko not dying on the throne and sokka retiring his sword to paint#and living like piandao in the mountains. urging zuko to retire and zuko no longer needing fire bending and not knowing what to do with#himself if he doesnt have to fight#so he uses his bending to make tea instead :)#aka this is how divorced zukka can still get together#zuko being upset bc sokka chose work over them in the first place but so dodnhe#but he gets a second chance in retirement#if he can give it up
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#transformers#tfp#tf prime#transformers prime#optimus prime#megatron#megop#tf memes#transformers memes#this can apply to most verses/continuities#idk how they always manage to destroy cybertron#by deciding to fight instead of solving their issues#they dragged the entire planet into their divorce
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daily koss #18: guy who totally doesn’t have deranged kinks due to unresolved issues he really should work through … bsky
Trying to do the ‘post-war redemption (-ish) arc relationship thing’ means indulging your (ugh) (shudder) (gag) partner when he calls in a ‘weird interface favour.’ Sadly, you are less dense about his feelings than you used to be. What the frag was all that about?! (…Maybe you’ll admit it felt good in the moment, though.)
#lacedraws#koss#maccadam#tfp starscream#tfp knockout#tfp knock out#I keep posting lore in snippets/crumbs but most of my KOSS art takes place post-Rising in a floating timeline#as they spend the next vorn figuring their shit out LOL#being really bad at being in a relationship and STAYING in a relationship instead of getting BITTERLY divorced every other month#but no matter how much they lie and cheat and fight they will always get back together :(#because they are addicted to the chaos :(#and they’ll never meet another person like the other again :(#dead dove cw maybe just to be sure LJKKKJFDG
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#divorced couple zone again#i am deep in writing shorts of a bunch of my guys to get better at prose -- art will follow naturally#hats off to all authors writing is hard lets just say there is a reason i draw pictures and comics instead of more words -> more scary
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i forgot you can’t add videos to reblogs
(From Gem’s subnautica stream on 27/10/2024)
Gem: Alright, so I guess those two never worked that out. “…wants to re-” I’ve never heard a breakup worded like that- “I would like to reduce our hours together. To zero.” …what the heck.
Gem: I need to channel some of that coldness for my life series character. Use that line on Pearl.
#saved clips#sure man. cool. yeah. you go girl#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#wild life smp#you already know I ate glass over this so. instead I’m defaulting to this is hilarious to me#gempearl#I actually can’t wait to see this divorce arc unfold it will ruin me and leave me hysteric but I’ll be there#mcyt
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This is why the bit of undramatized backstory I’m most burningly curious about is probably Flint & Gates. How did they become genuine friends. (And at a time when Flint - who is a ten-time gold medalist in Not Making Friends - was presumably at his most wounded and walled-off and feral, to boot?) What made Hal so loyal to him. How did Flint also lowkey decide that Hal was his pirate dad. Is Hal even remotely aware that he’s been cast in the role of Flint’s pirate dad. Is Flint even self-aware about casting Hal in the role of his pirate dad, or is this all writhing sea serpents living in the here-be-dragons zone of his traumatized subconscious
#absolutely everything about the flintgates divorce is SO fucked up and it only gets more so the longer you look at it#flint smiles and laughs and drinks and plots with gates like almost nobody else and yet he has explained NOTHING of his past#after a decade hal is as much in the dark about miranda as the crew and when pressed flint earnestly struggles to explain!#they’re friends coworkers drinking buddies an old married couple a star athlete and his coach a toxic boss and his HR manager#and somewhere somehow perhaps unbeknownst to BOTH of them they are also a deeply traumatized child and his adopted father#having a messy breakup because flint maybe-murdered gates’ other (acknowledged) adopted son (who is in fact alive and sorta well)#what the FUCK guys. what the fuck!!!!#men will literally hunt spanish treasure galleons instead of going to therapy#black sails#my posts
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Simple as that
#harvs art#boku no hero academia#my hero acadamy#my hero academia#mha#bnha#himiko toga#ochako uraraka#uravity#himichako#togaocha#togachako#divorce your wife ochako#marry me instead
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he went into labor the second after Erik left

that’s going to be one sandy newborn 😿💔
#i was going to make a somewhat sad post but this came to my head instead#beach divorce + beach birth COMBO!!!#“I lost something precious to me that day.”#“But then i gained something precious that day as well.”#okay thats stupid 😭 🤨#gahh i’m hater to myself rn#it’s the depression + anxiety combo kicking in because i need to do stuff tomorrow 🙁#cherik#charles xavier#professor x#xmen#xmcu#mpreg#cherik mpreg#xmen first class#wish does not shut up
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i am kind of enjoying the media and fans crashing out and then like max and lando joking about grass cutting in a presser and lando and oscar being attached at the hip in mclaren social media posts like they dgaf
#it’s hilarious i fear#landoscar#norstappen#they looked at the toxic divorce rumours and went nah let’s be silly instead
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ok but what if i edited all of john's lines and the music out of the entirety of malevolent so it just sounds like what a bystander would hear
#aka arthur talking to himself for four seasons straight#just imagine some dude whispering to himself in the back of a taxi about how he hid a body in his office#the long awkward pauses in conversations where john would be talking but its just *crickets*#all the divorces but its just arthur punching himself in the face for no clear reason like dude the comedy is palpable#its like those music videos without the music and instead they edit in “realistic” noises like their shoes squeaking and stuff#malevolent#malevolent season 4
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the master works discourse on twitter is killing me. none of these bitches understood the game or its characters AT ALL
#'they should have kept the festival instead of making it so no one knew who link was' HE DID NOT WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED.#his whole thing is that he felt so much pressure because of the attention he got precalamity that he WENT MUTE.#WHY WOULD HE WANT A GIANT FESTIVAL IN HIS HONOR REMINDING HIM OF THE THING THAT LOWKEY RUINED HIS LIFE#LIKE???? okay guys i get it the concept art was pretty. but in terms of characterization it makes NO SENSE FOR HIM#he has been the center of attention since he was 12 years old and he EXPLICITLY DOES NOT LIKE IT#like do you honestly think that the low profile he keeps in totk was not a deliberate choice?? especially when EVERYONE knows zelda???#if he wanted attention he could have had attention. he CHOSE to be 'that guy who's always with the princess' instead of the hero of hyrule#basically his entire adolescence was lost to the calamity. he was not allowed to have an identity outside of his duty to the kingdom#OF COURSE when given the opportunity he's going to choose to build an identity completely divorced from that duty.#he did it. hes done. he doesnt HAVE to be that person anymore. no one recognizes him as the hero and that means that he gets to be HIMSELF#instead. UGHHHH ANYWAYS#sorry i cant start arguments with grown men on twitter so i have to vaguepost here instead#this is self-control. i am Controlling Myself.#personal
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"It won't be long."
#bloodborne#laurence the first vicar#gehrman the first hunter#I have been sitting on the outline of this fic for a month#so I painted it instead#moon divorce people come get your juice#bloodborne fanart
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I’ve never played League so I only know about their LoL dynamic second-hand but it is SO funny to me that Arcane took these two characters whose whole shtick is being enemies and hating each other, and said what if we made them cosmically intertwined soulmates who love each other so so much and never once hate each other, even when they are fighting over the fate of reality??? Jayce was screaming/crying/throwing up/etc while forcing himself to kill Viktor and he only did it because an alt version of Viktor made him promise to. Every time Machine Herald Viktor saw Jayce it was all hi Jayce I’m so pleased to see you. Hi Jayce let’s be partners again. Join me Jayce.
And it was beautiful and deeply romantic and also it was still these two guys who are basically video game Megamind and Metro Man.
#i LOVE seeing art and posts about jayvik meeting their lol selves bc the dynamic is so wildly different lmao#everyone was convinced they’d have a big divorce in season 2 to become their lol selves#and instead we got cosmic soulmates. just. insane.#arcane#arcane spoilers#jayvik#kk talks about stuff
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playing kcd2 quests after the beginning and searching for jan ptáček everywhere like: kdepak ty ptáčku hnízdo máš?
#kingdom come deliverance#asi to uz tady bylo zmineno s kontexem pro kcd ale nemuzu si to prestat rikat v hlave#tbh the mood of jindřich thinking about this is more likely: 'kurva kde ses ty ptacku?!' but for the sake of the song lyrics..#čumblr#hezky česky#kcd#kcd2#kcd2 spoilers#?kinda#mine#jan ptáček#jindřich ze skalice#hansry#hans capon#henry of skalitz#jadřich#jinjan#i love the fairytale vibes from the beginning of the game. there rlly is a light in the distance and we find božena who saved the boys#ptáček rlly wants to be the only damsel im distress jindřich would have eyes for huh#the whole divorce(tm) thing.. aughg im thinking about them instead of working and wishing i could be playing already lol
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The only correct form of caltam, as far as i am concerned
#tw: opinions#at times whenever the topic of caltam comes up i am left wondering if i played the same game as others#i don't think enough ppl dig in to Cal's and Tammy's characters to realize just how horribly uncompatible they are as a couple#“they're perfect for each other”#bitch where#if their relationship wouldn't be so unwritten they would be having screaming matches from 15 onwards#Tammy is married to a fairytale view of love and princesses and princes and if you looked for atleast a minute at Cal's character you'd#realize he's NOT that type of person#they bud heads on a lot of significant things that play a major role to their characters such as Tammy's protectiveness over the creche kid#and her future family and desire to be protected and stood up for and Cal unyileding view of radical pacifism and hypocritism#i am not trying to be funny when i say i could seriously write a whole ass 10+ page essay on why they're not good for each other#ppl don't realize they look at each other through rose-colored glasses and that they like the IDEA of each other not the actual them#bc of how they grew up and used to see each other. But theyre just another example of how the adults failed their generation#Tammy deserves better than Cal and i am saying this as Cal's number 1 fan please free my girl from the shackles of hypocritical men#she should go make out with Nemmie instead that would do her some good since Nem actually protects her loved ones#i think if i WERE to like caltam is if they were radioactive toxic to one another#anyways i think the solution to caltam is a horrible teen divorce bonus points if cal has an ego death then they stick to being besties#y'all have no idea how good it feels to rant abt these two LMAO#i've been saying this and i'll continue to be saying this Cal and Tammy are better as friends no you cannot change my mind#theres so much more wrong with them but if id list everything we'd be here till next week#i was a teenage exocolonist#iwatex#exocolonist#meme#my meme#been dealing with a nasty sinus infection and a cold that just won't go away for the past 2 weeks but art is still gretting worked on#prolly posting some art in a few hours
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