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[ghurab-alzilal]

Taste of Vengeance

Raven, holding a huge bowl of noodles in sauce : Alright, let's all eat!

Jaime: Isn't that the bowl that Damian specifically told us not to take or we would cry like faggots in repentance?

Garfield: I don't think he'll hurt us when he finds out Raven took them.

Tara: I second that. Damian's a whipped boy.

Donna, rubbing her hands : Thanks for making dinner for us, Rae!

Kon: Yeah! We really appreciate it!

*some minutes later *

Damian, returning with Jason from buying his favorite soda at the store : Alright, it's time to... *look bewildered as the dining room is in chaos * What the hell happened here? Were we attacked?

Garfield, unconscious on the floor next to the table that is turned upside down : *whole body is crimson and his skin burns with fever while is foaming from his mouth*

Donna: *with the face completely submerged in the full sink *

Damian, rushing to the other side of the table : Raven! RAVEN! WHAT HAPPENED? RESPOND TO ME!

Raven, in demon mode with her eyes rolling and sweating profusely : *intelligible words *

Jaime, unable to speak : *squirms due to an uncontrollable cough *

Tara: *catatonic on the floor with tongue sticking out *

Kon, crawling on the floor to grab Damian by the leg, tears welling in his eyes : Agh... Why?

Damian, dumbfounded : SOMEONE WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

Jason, who made Damian's favorite dish for their video game night : I bet my life they ate our harissa noodles.

Damian, shaking Kon off his leg with disdain : Ah... Then perish, you damned thieves.

Inspired by @kaizukoahit

[zirafail]

i didn’t have room for any of the missing links albums, changes or christmas party, so let me know if those are your favourite!!

[eizneckam]

americans sure make fun of japanese media for being full of sex and mindless boy-focused violence for a country that decided to only import shitty shonen and hentai for 99% of all anime

[cowboy-robooty]

you think itager would be good parents?

NO

TEN MILLION JILLION TRILLION TIMES FUCKING NO!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THEYD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST PARENTS EVER. because see i think like for a week maybe it could work out but pretty fast things would go south bc theyd compliment eachother in the worst ways possible. I think i talked abt all this stuff in my balad of arjun teena (my itager fanchild scenario) but ill say it all again YATTA! Germany would be an absolutely terrible father because hed prioritize his kid and love them more than anything else but hed be so bad at doing things right. bro huys the parenting manuels and fails them so hard bc he sounds like a robot to his kid all the time and sucks at being able to emotionally connect even though hes trying his best. and hes also the one always taking care of the kid bc hes a go getter and italys lazy but this just makes their kid dislike germany more bc they always gotta put up with his ass (and also bc the universe hates germany I think that no matter what the kid will always accidentally take germany's words the wrong way and germany will just get up and leave bc at some point he realizes there is no possible way he can recover from these misunderstandings and saying anything more will just make it worss).

Italy would be a terrible dad in the completely opposite because hed be a super chill and nice parent but like on the inside lowkey not like his kid that much RODF. Like hed think theyre fine but would think oh my GOD can this bitch leave already im tryna go on an impromptu roadtrip across america with germany today. in a world where itager loses homeostasis (another essay I wrote in the past) he's the type of guy who would try to baby trap germany and go wait... WE HAVE TO KEEP THE BABY?!? OH HELLLL NAW!!!!! And ironically i think bc italy is so chill their kid would very obviously favor italy (even though internally germany cares about their kid WAYYY more fhan Italy does) and it would be really funny bc germany would always feel lowkey sad that their kid doesnt want to spend time with germany and then italy would be internally like omfg when can i put this bitch up for adoption. SO IT WOULD JUST BE A TOTAL SHIT SHOW LOL I DONT THINK THEY COULD EVER HAVE A KID NOR DO THEY WANT ONE

[watermelonsverything]

Dudes i literally almost cried during Tansfomers One go watch it

[ratatatastic]

quite honestly we should have a canadian whos sole job it is to make a finn giggle do pressers together more often just for the chaos

if i had a nickle for everytime this happened id have two nickles which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

2024 nhl global series finland game 1 postgame interview | 11.1.24 (x)

[ultrabananapudding]

Seeing House of Ashes (Jalim edition) out in the wild is a legit jumpscare for me because outside it's own dedicated Fandom here on Tumblr, it's a pretty "obscure" game for people to latch onto (especially in the case of the Jalim ship lol)

Also, I'm pretty sure the creator confused the term of Queer coding with Queerbaiting.

In this case, Supermassive games just went too hard with Jason's & Salims characterisation and dynamic that they inadvertently made them kinda gay 🫡

[oifaaa]

We do have electric kettles but unless you were a dedicated tea drinker or enjoy pour over coffee (compared to other popular extraction methods). Not many have one.

Also we have plug covers.

Never said you guys didn't have kettles said you didn't have good ones which is true bc the voltage in your plugs is lower then the Irish/UK plugs it means the kettles take longer to boil and becomes more of an inconvenience i also never said you guys didn't have plug covers I just said you have to buy them separately they're not apart of the plug like the irish/UK plugs

[chryblossomjjk]

the thought of not seeing them for 18 months hurts my heart fr

[lilolilyr]

Image sources and description below the cut:

Nine photos arranged in a three by three moodboard, shaping an X of darker photos with top left and bottom right Hannah Einbinder (Ava) and Jean Smart (Deborah) respectively, both in a turquoise blue - Ava's background and Deborah's dress almost the same colour, top right and bottom left different shots of the same white swimsuit model (representing Ava) with dark shoulder length hair in a black one-piece swimsuit in front of green plants, top right a close-up of her back where the swimsuit leaves her upper back bare, and bottom left from the front showing the model from chin to knees, the swimsuit has a halter top, a low neckline and stripes cut in the sides of the swimsuit, and the middle image a Hacks screenshot of Ava looking at Deborah, and a cross of four lighter photos from the free image site Unsplash, top middle two golden glasses lying on a white blanket, middle left a light blue pool from above, middle right a light blue sky and part of an airplane wing, bottom middle a black lingerie bra on white sheets. All edits by me.

of borrowed swimsuits, panic attacks and parties without purpose

Summary: Ava has been invited to a soirée at Deborah's place in Vegas. She isn't sure what to think of that, but she is definitely going to attend and see Deborah again!

8k words, rated E (but you can skip the smut scene at the end if you prefer a T rating), no archive warnings apply

For @/augustwind and @theevilqueenreadstoo <3

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[littlespoonevan]

my little skam deep dive the last two nights made me reread the cuddle fic (even though i haven't so much as Looked at my skam fic in at least 6 years) and it's so funny bc like. it's fine. it's not bAD and i'm not cringing rereading it or anything but i also have almost 8 years worth of additional writing experience since i wrote that. so there are So Many points where i'm like, 'ooh ease up on the adjectives and adverbs' or 'ah i'm telling a lot rather than showing here' or where it feels too generic or not as authentic or w/e. and like there are sections where i'm reading and i'm In It and there are points where i can see my style peeking through or where i've used a turn of phrase or description that i still use today.

but it all feels a little wild to me bc until i joined the 911 fandom that was my most popular fic by a mILE. to this day, it's still my most commented fic and the one people engaged with the most on tumblr and bc it was also tropes i loved, i had so much fun writing it. so for so long i firmly believed i would never write anything that good again. that was it. that was my peak. i'd written my magnum opus and nothing else i wrote would ever measure up. and don't get me wrong i'm still v proud of it and so happy it could make other people happy and i'll never get over the reaction at the time but i can also acknowledge. i have in fact written things that are much better than it and i probably would write it a million times better if i were to attempt it now lmao

anyway tl;dr how the fuck is that fic almost eight years old and also writing really is an ever evolving process isn't it

[demento-mori]

miss ini miney you mean the world to me

[rosegardenofeden]

You know I have noticed that pretty often, when the term Top Surgery is thrown around, it's usually in reference to transmasculine mastectomy, and when Bottom Surgery is used it's usually in reference to transfeminine vaginoplasty. I think it's interesting that both of these are variations of surgery that could be classified as a "removal" (more accurately a transformation or reconstruction but I am splitting hairs a bit) as opposed to breast implants and phalloplasty, which are also Top and Bottom surgeries but aren't referred to as such as often. Much to think about!

[whatyourehungryfor]

life imitates art. the yellowjackets collectively hallucinate a bacchanal feast when they eat jackie and casual viewers collectively hallucinate that jackie was a cheerleader

[raskies456]

on second thought, most of y’all never did actually figure out the whole aphobia being perpetuated by joke posts equating asexuality with cringiness thing so idk why im surprised to see so many of y’all falling for the same exact shit when it comes to polyamory

[fleur-alise]

is it bad that i am bothered by the fact that the mainstream tiktok music slaughterhouse has gotten ahold of Hozier's music. I don't have the clock app but apparently, some people were being like 'oh is it about a younger girl? is he creepy? is he making fun of her for being naive?' no you dumb fucks use your context clues