#instadeath
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Barry probably has showed up so often to Saints and Sinners to talk to Snart, debate with him, ask for help, etc. (with a complete absence of the fear anyone else would have) that it's basically common knowledge that Cold has a boyfriend that will show up and scold him like a Missus
#coldflash#leonard snart#barry allen#the flash tv#it's like. they figure out the bf is the flash. go “i don't know shit” and continue on#bc if snart is so whipped he not only is dating the flash but letting him talk to him like That? on the regular??#nah fam you fuck with that twink you're 110% gonna DIE#snart didn't even have to DO anything people just assumed riak of instadeath via context#also barry is fully unaware anyone thinks they're dating and is confused that no one he sees at Saints is willing to fight him as the Flash#fanfic prompt
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CALLOUT POST FOR THE KEEPER OF PRECEPTS

Zodiark the Esper is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his fishy fucking scaly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said THAT'S DISGUSTING. So I'm making a callout post on Twitter Dot Com: Zodiark The Esper, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE
TALL BEAMS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG
He fucked my wife so GUESS WHAT, I'm gonna fuck the Earth, that's right, this is what you get! My
SUPER
LASER
PISS
#dream journal#IF ZODIARK HAS 0 HATERS I AM NO LONGER ON THE EARTH#I HATE U AND UR STUPID DARKJA#me when i have a demon shield and a black mask and an argyle armlet on#and he still wipes my party#BC IT HAS A CHANCE OF INSTADEATH ANYWAYS#I HATE U AND UR PALINGS#anyways black mage penelo MVP as always but ashe did hit some sick af combos#and ultima put the hours in before i got afraid and whipped it out before he killed ashe#ffxii
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lobotomy corporation is actually so realistic. it's only day 4 and already the scoundrel has been unofficially forbidden from doing affection work. this game understands my OCs even better than i do
#anyway. crumbling armor is funny.#i didnt realize at first that it instadeaths you. i realized very quickly that it does#yin-thoughts#lobotomy corporation
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some out-of-bounds views in the far zenith launch facility
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#far zenith launch facility#this is near the tower climb where you then ride a zipline to the next area#and there's a death floor here#even if you don't climb the tower you can't go below a certain elevation or you die :(#the camera can tho!#i might have been on my sunwing for these#but i'm not positive...#i really wanted to swim in the little pool here - but nope. instadeath#hfw prologue#out of bounds exploration#hfw out of bounds
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AHHHHHHHHH <- reuniting with a lore-relevant npc from my character's backstory next session
#my character capital A Adores this person so i'm feeling that secondhand joy bubbling up through him!!!#very lovely feeling especially after a really intense session#my sweet little war criminal got DISINTEGRATED. INSTADEATH. and we played out the entire immediate aftermath#before our dm was like 'oh you could use the group's heroic inspiration pool to reroll that saving throw btw'#GIRL. THE WHIPLASH 😭#willow whispers#dnd
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oh we doin he/him for groudon in this game ok
#hooray they’re talking about how facing any legendary pokémon in battle is instadeath lol#meanwhile. what are we up to? uhhhh#peach plays pmd explorers of sky
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Whoever at bungie decided that what Ecthar's spankdungeon really needed was the addition of Counterfeit and constant Hypernova spawns, you're an evil prick and i appreciate you <3
#We are spamming heals like mad and still eating shit to instadeath combos of mothspam and counterfeit xD#Nasty shit. i respect.#destiny 2#Rite of The Nine#destiny 2 spoilers#Ghosts Of The Deep
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#I personally think it's Pluto#girl is an actual timelord#too bad her most badass power results in instadeath#bishoujo senshi sailor moon#sailor moon#sailor moon poll#tumblr polls#tumblr poll#my polls#fandom polls
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pulling up into neo arcadia and im out of revives
#pyro games#tbf revives don't matter when the level is INSTADEATH SPIKES VERTICAL PLATFORMING#reached the top after ~2 hours and what's up there... what's up there...... a devil variant............ blease#ciel : promise you'll come back safely#zero : ⚰️👍
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Berry: 🎃🕷️TRICK OR TREAT!! <|:3🕸️👻
Welcome, lovely trick-or-treat-er! Let me just look through this void for a moment and...
How did this get in here?

You got: Fucked-up Dog!
Wait a second, how did this thing breach containment? That's odd, it's not supposed to do that. I would not advice interaction with this thing at all. I guess you could just look at it? On second thought, don't, I've had bad memories with it. Also that's way too many eyes.
Uh, I guess just ignoring it is a good idea?
#the void asks back#thanks for trick or treating!#you got the beauty and the beast abno#the thing I hate beyond belief because I'd have too many instadeaths to it#but otherwise it's pretty easy to deal with
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i’ve decided that literally everything past the githyanki creche in my bg3 playthrough is noncanonical because there is no goddamn way my tav wouldn’t have mouthed off to vlaakith with the “i just think a real god could kill whoever she wants :)” line
#talks#bg3#bg3 spoilers#like. in terms of in-game dialogue that 100% lines up perfectly with my perception of lot. that one and all the barbarian/intimidation lines#are like yeah completely he WOULD say that. Too bad that choice is one of the few instadeath options you get in this game#bee gee three
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Today I learned that if you get decapitated in Skyrim while using the Immortal Mode console command, you'll still get decapitated but you won't die. You'll just have a bloody neck stump.
This can't be fixed, you literally have to go back to an earlier save.
#im mostly not doing that but I have a mod that adds some additional enemies and quests#and when I got to Alduins Wall I was exploring and went up on top of the sky haven#immediately got killed by a bunch of ghost Blades#but since I started fighting them the two I was with started fighting them#and so after I talked to Paarthunax (I ran away after several autosave instadeaths) I went back bc I had to talk to one of the NPCs#but. Delphine and Esbern were fighting the ghosts. and I couldn't talk to Esbern bc he was busy fighting ghosts#so i used immortal mode like 'i dont wanna but i gotta talk to this npc'#but the ghosts have decapitation finishers (also cool katanas)
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hmmm hmm the idea of bruno was always that casilda brought him back because she wanted the support that her predecessor received growing up. she was angry that she had to lead this cult on her own and needed somebody to cry on, so she revived eclipse's sibling.
however as the magic system in the world is further developed along with the siblings' characterization im kinda reconsidering who bruno really is... maybe the real bruno is really gone, this one is just one of the many copies casilda made, yet this one managed to placate her. maybe he, too, was raised with an absurd amount of expectations on him. not only the kind sister to the eyes of the commune, but also the reliable one to the eyes of casilda... hmm
#bruno#casilda#ocs#ah...... casilda who was so desperate to bring back the death now believes that the cycle of life mustn't be disturbed...#ah...... bruno who was so inspired by her commitment that he now believes death is a terrible thing....#so far as to being disgusted by his own power... although i suppose they both are#speaking of... who would've given his the frostbite touch + instadeath powers.... hmm#would eclipse still bless him knowing that it's not her sister...#maybe casilda gave them to him...#would also explain why she spent So Much Time working on him. she was literally trying to invent new magic
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Had to fight ryuji 5 times today
#what happened was#started the kiwami 2 boss fight + beat him the first time#pretty quickly kicked his ass the 2nd round but failed the final qte causing instadeath#i am so bad at qtes#finished the game and accidentally exited the save screen so i didn't save the clear file#had to do the whole boss fight again#thankfully the last qte was consistently b so i didn't fail it again
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"What if in order to not get killed in boss fights you had to sit and wait in regular fights and let the enemies hit you so you could have actual HP and defense?" "Oh, it's boring. That's a bad and boring idea."
Final Fantasy II’s grinding system is so funny, the dev team were just like “ok that sucked, we’ll never do that again ever”
#FFIII introduced the job system and did it the worst any of the games have ever done it#by not tying HP to job changes so you needed to do levelling in high HP jobs on everybody or you'd be getting one-shotted#like “oh I want this character to be my mage” well you better turn them into a viking for 20 levels#or they'll die if anyone in the last 5 dungeons so much as looks at them#Also the final boss having a full party instadeath spell but there's only 3 ribbons you can get before him#so it's guaranteed to kill one person every time he casts it#and he has gravity and there's no gravity resist#and he has a move that hits the whole party for like... reasonable damage not super high but reasonable#and he acts 4 times#so if he acts two or three times in a row he can just like gravity you down 90% then immediately kill your whole team with an area hit#nothing you can do to stop that hope he doesn't act twice in a row good luck rolling those dice every turn#I think FFIII is literally my most hated Final Fantasy because as bad as two was it was up front with its terrible decisions#FFIII didn't start being stupid and bad and unfair until you were already like 40+ hours in#Honestly between FF1 and FF5 there's just no final fantasy worth playing
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