#instadeath

[coldflash-corner]

Barry probably has showed up so often to Saints and Sinners to talk to Snart, debate with him, ask for help, etc. (with a complete absence of the fear anyone else would have) that it's basically common knowledge that Cold has a boyfriend that will show up and scold him like a Missus

[thegreatyin]

lobotomy corporation is actually so realistic. it's only day 4 and already the scoundrel has been unofficially forbidden from doing affection work. this game understands my OCs even better than i do

[robo-dino-puppy]

some out-of-bounds views in the far zenith launch facility

[unma]

Berry: 🎃🕷️TRICK OR TREAT!! <|:3🕸️👻

Welcome, lovely trick-or-treat-er! Let me just look through this void for a moment and...

How did this get in here?

You got: Fucked-up Dog!

Wait a second, how did this thing breach containment? That's odd, it's not supposed to do that. I would not advice interaction with this thing at all. I guess you could just look at it? On second thought, don't, I've had bad memories with it. Also that's way too many eyes.

Uh, I guess just ignoring it is a good idea?

[r-18g]

just killed the reaper for the first time ^-^

[saurons-pr-department]

Lads, I really need to get better at not clicking on the “view post” button. But it's just so weirdly enticing like “oooooo, what truly awful thing is behind door number 2?? 👀👀”

[sodrippy]

trying to untangle someones horrifically overlapping messed up nodes like im performing the most delicate brain surgery on earth

[afishcalledwanda1988]

HOLY SHIT BRENNAN THIS MECHANIC IS SO MUCH /pos

[libartz]

The goblin camp was SUCH a weird experience for Zebulon.

He:

-rescued Barcus Wroot from the mill, and discovered he can speak gnome but doesn’t know why

-had goblins falling over themselves to not upset him, and obeying after merely a glare. This felt familiar for some reason.

-talked to Minthara, the first drow he encountered since losing his memories, then proceeded to obliterate her in one lucky smite. She was evil but he was curious about her, so it was kind of unsatisfying. Also he stole her camp clothes so now he's going around camp with cleavage for days.

-had Abdirak torture him. It didn’t exactly help, but it was cathartic after the Alfira incident. Shadowheart was into it. Wyll was concerned.

-went to free Liam from Spike by saying he’d take over torturing him. Shadowheart and Lae’zel were united for once in being like ‘yess we’re gonna see some torture’. Wyll was mad. No torture actually happened.

-rescued Halsin, who admits to ‘trouble controlling the beast’.

Made camp in the temple and in the most eventful evening ever:

-found out about Gale’s orb deal. Now someone else has a mysterious and dangerous condition. Immediately took it seriously, yote the nearest artifact at him in a hurry. Gale ate a shirt.

-zeb had a fever. Was unsure if it was tadpole or durge-related. Lae'zel tried to murder him over it. He convinced her not to with the medical knowledge that he somehow has? Was it from killing people?

-went to sleep and dreamboi appeared. Dreamboi is modeled after Gaileth Vess, his dead husband in his TES version's backstory (not sure how he fits in here but he exists). Right now Zeb doesn't know who he is, but he was like 'you are the most gorgeous person I've ever seen, I feel like I already know you, but you want me to use the tadpole so I'm suspicious'.

-had Volo poke around his eye socket, then told him to fuck off when it became apparent he had no idea what he was doing. He was glad Volo left because he was worried about murdering him in his sleep

-Mizora is still not there and Wyll still has no horns. I think Zeb might have scared her off forever by killing Alfira the night she was supposed to appear

Next morning:

-Went with Halsin and they slaughtered the whole place together. Zeb was euphoric about this. It was like his ideal first date- meeting a hot guy who’s super nice and doing a bunch of murdering together that he doesn’t have to feel too bad about. He told Halsin he had a wonderful time killing, and Halsin’s response was 'you sound deranged'. He became a rat and left.

-they camped again before leaving and Lae'zel came onto him. He turned her down because gay with like 4 active crushes. She has a neutral relationship to him. Gale and Wyll, the guys he’s actually into, have a fair relationship and have made no moves.

[collarofguns]

i’ve decided that literally everything past the githyanki creche in my bg3 playthrough is noncanonical because there is no goddamn way my tav wouldn’t have mouthed off to vlaakith with the “i just think a real god could kill whoever she wants :)” line

[nebulaleaf]

im like obsessed with the titantic shit rn oh my god. its horrifying but utterly fascinating. i wanna know whats going on down there so bad.

[lune-fox]

pov the manager expanded the information team again and u walk into work expecting to see another lower tier abno and u see this

[biscuitquasar]

Had to fight ryuji 5 times today

[anarchomoop]

"What if in order to not get killed in boss fights you had to sit and wait in regular fights and let the enemies hit you so you could have actual HP and defense?" "Oh, it's boring. That's a bad and boring idea."

Final Fantasy II’s grinding system is so funny, the dev team were just like “ok that sucked, we’ll never do that again ever”

[pigeonliker420]

the little generational systems that the armors in this game provide are so interesting but trying to get everything set up for it and use it right can be so oug. i wanna know more about wrath and heat and reverb or whatever it was called and arcane focus and if there are any more