#inspector headcannons

[jadzio-writing-prowess]

Papers please characters morning and bedtime routines headcannons

Calensk: 

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- Early to rise, between 4-5am. Doesn't linger in bed too much.

- Half of the time, kisses his wife on the head, before stepping out of bed.

- Spends little time to refresh himself in the bathroom. Running a comb through his hair and beard. Splashing some water on face. Brushing teeth.

- Makes himself and his wife a quick breakfast.

- Takes out lunch of the fridge, for work. His wife made it for him the day before.

- And he is off to work.

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- Early to bed too. He has a pretty strict routine due to his time in the army (however short it was). After 8pm, if he hits the pillow, he immediately falls asleep. 

- Rarely dreams.

- Before bed, he always showers. The nature of his jobs usually leaves him sweaty, so it's a must. Showers with cold water for the sake of his wife (and his kids, in the past). When his wife is out of the house though, he also enjoys some boiling level hot water.

- Overall both his routines come down to essentials, no fancy stuff. He'd rather spend that time on something more important.

Sergiu: 

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- Life as a soldier screwed up his internal clock badly.

- Wakes up at 5am sharp. Tries to linger in bed sometimes, to try to tell his brain that it's ok,  to sleep in longer now. Doesn't really work that well…

- Also basic essentials in the bathroom. Showers in the morning, as well as in the evening. Doesn't mind whether the water is warm or cold.

- He doesn't eat breakfast in the morning. Used to eating the first meal of the day, only around 10-11am, so he just packs himself some lunch to work.

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- Writes letters to Elisa, in the evenings. He isn't much of a romantic poet, but he tries his best to put down on paper, how much he loves and misses her. Also writes about his week and includes some cash to help her out a bit.

- Rarely, he will include a dry, compressed in a book flower, to the letter.

- Then he is off to have a quick meal, before bed.

- Shower, brushing teeth, nothing special.

- And he is off to bed. Hopefully to fall asleep quickly and not spend a few hours, laying in bed anxious, with a big hole in his chest, unable to sleep.

- His dreams are a mixed bag, usually filled with nightmares.

Sergiu and Elisa: 

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- Sergiu still wakes up early, but this time he has an excellent excuse to stay longer in bed. Cuddling with Elisa really helps his sleeping problems.

- Long showers together. Maybe a bit shorter in the morning, but in the evening… (..ofgjgj the water bill…)

- Sometimes Sergiu will brush Elisa's hair and vice versa.

- They make their breakfasts together. Lovey lovey, casually flirting while doing so. Sergiu slowly starts adjusting his eating times, so he can spend more time with her.

- Kiss goodbye before going to work. 

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- Making a quick meal before bed is just as fun for these two, as in the morning.

- Showering together part 2.

- Elisa likes reading books before bed, so she just lays in bed and uses Sergiu's chest as her pillow. He loves it, finally having filled the hole in chest. He just looks at her and combs her hair with his fingers, satisfied.

- Sometimes instead of reading, they will talk about anything and everything.

- And after that, it's just all cuddles and kisses. They end up falling asleep tangled together.

- They help each other ease their nightmares. Elisa's soft kisses taking away Sergiu's tears. Sergiu's tight hugs, and soft whispered reassurances, calming Elisa.

Inspector: 

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- He wakes up pretty easily with the sun, but he needs his alarm clock to ring, to drag him out

-Alarm rings.

- Wakes up.

- Groggy.

- Kiss wife good morning.

- Cuddle wife, go back to sleep…

- 2nd alarm

- There is no arguing with that.

- Mostly also just essentials in the morning. Though he prefers to shower before the day starts. Also spends some time washing his beard, he hates when it's dirty or uncombed.

- When walking out, passes his wife, who already made breakfast.

- Kiss wife thanks.

- Eats breakfast with the rest of the family, grabs lunch for work and he is out.

- Sometimes when he has time, will walk his kids to school.

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- Before going to bed, hugs kids goodnight. Maybe read or make up some bedtime story for them, if not too tired.

- Bathroom routine shorter than in the morning. Brush teeth, splash water in face and that's all.

- Rarely, he will read one of his books before bed.

- Cuddle wife, cuddle wife, cuddle wife. Kiss her goodnight.

[takeiteasyonmeimstilllearning]

I'm right & u know it

[starsailing101]

some various Murdle headcannons

I saw some other people do this so here!

-Irratino’s favorite bands are TV Girl and Tally Hall. Logico doesn’t listen to much music, but if pressed he’ll say The Lumineers and Glass Animals

-Irratino will have at least 12 good luck charms on his person at any given time

-I’ve seen this one in other lists but still: Logico likes to draw, and he’ll do so to wind down. He’s actually pretty good

-As he sees Logico solve murders, Irratino will sometimes think about the witness he killed. He wonders if he should feel more guilty about it then he is

-Logico’s parents got a divorce when he was a kid. It was messy.

-Irratino has a pet magpie

-Logico obviously loves Irratino, but he can have a hard time trusting him. He still sometimes gets a random pang of grief for his boyfriend, even if he’s standing next to him

-The Investigation Institute helped Irratino fake his death

-Logico is very frugal, but he will occasionally get a vinyl record for his childhood collection

-Irratino made matching red bracelets for him and Logico, representing soulmate strings.

-Logico will occasionally braid Irratino’s hair before they go to bed.

[alekthethirdish]

If you’re still taking requests The Gang + Zenigata HC’s for reader who’s very kind and patient around them despite readers insistence they (the reader) have a ‘mean streak’ and ‘bad temper’ snapping and showing off that bad temper on someone else?

I am indeed still taking requests! It just takes me a second to get them out due to my job and such. I hope you like it!

Lupin:

Lupin has always admired your patience, especially when it came to him and his jests

He’s grown use to your kindness towards strangers, whether it’s a server at a restaurant, or a kid who accidentally bumped into you

He has never once seen you angry, and has never heard you raise your voice in anger

Even during particularly tough jobs you always seemed to have a smile on your face

So when you kept on insisting that you weren’t always nice and actually had a bad temper, he didn’t believe you.

He was getting you a drink at the bar when he noticed another person flirting outrageously with you. When they got handsy, Lupin felt his own anger slipping, prepared to march over to your defence

Instead he watched in surprise as you grabbed the person’s ear and twisted them down, your voice raised in anger

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me. I said no. The next time you touch me or anyone else will be your last, I promise you that.”

You twisted their ear harder before letting go. You glared after them, hand resting warily on your weapon

Lupin appeared by your side again, setting down the drinks so he could check on you.

“Are you alright?”

You huffed, anger still shone in your eyes when you replied. “I hate people like that, no respect for anyone. I hope they choke on their spit and die.”

Lupin’s eyes widen in surprise at your harsh words

“Easy.” He advises you

He wasn’t expecting your glare to turn onto him

“Why should I? I’m not always kind, you know. I meant my words!”

He has a nervous smile on his face. “Mark me down as scared and horny.”

You scoff and roll your eyes, but can’t help the smile that appears on your face

Jigen:

Jigen has known you to be soft and loving

Anyone you meet you treat with kindness and respect

He admires how you deal with bystanders, especially those who don’t need to be caught up in any of your jobs

Your patience seems endless, as does your kindness

 “I’m not always this nice.” You insist

Jigen makes a non-committal noise, eyeing you from beneath his hat

“I’m not! I have a bad temper. You’ve just been lucky to have been spared from it.”

It’s clear that Jigen doesn’t exactly believe you, you had never proven to be anything but kind and patient

So it stops him dead in his tracks when you snap at the person the both of you are holding at gunpoint

“If you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to make sure you wish you were never born.”

Your voice is cold and yet holds so much anger.

The hostage scoffs at you, you press your gun to their chin, glaring at them

“One more word and I’ll send this bullet through your brain, understand?”

Jigen gently pulls you back, reminding you that this person is a hostage and you can’t just throw that away.

Having seen this side of you Jigen understands just how dangerous you can be

When a kind and patient person snaps, it’s the end of the world

When you snap? There is no helping whoever has unleashed your fury.

Jigen often reminds you that you are not your anger

Goemon:

You and Goemon go together like two peas in a pod

The both of you are the most patient out of anyone in the group

While Goemon offers advice, you offer kindness

There has never been a time that Goemon has seen you be mean, or loose your temper

So he doesn’t exactly believe you when you claim to have a temper and to be unpleasant at times.

“Kindness is a virtue, there is no need to claim to be something you are not.”

“Kindness is exhausting, I wish I weren’t so kind.”

Goemon doesn’t know how to respond to such a comment.

It’s on a job were someone decides to take advantage of your kindness and your patience

Before Goemon has a chance to step in, you snap.

“Enough! You have done nothing but abuse the kindness I have offered you. If it wasn’t for this job I’d gladly leave you for dead.”

You don’t retract your words and the glare in your eyes make it obvious that you mean them

Goemon doesn’t say a word, but he will admit you anger did shock him

When you and Goemon are next alone you apologise for your anger.

“Do not apologise for your anger, you have every right to be angry with how you were taken advantage of.”

Goemon refuses to hear out any objections about your anger and how it makes you a bad person

“You are slow to anger, snapping once does not make you a bad person.”

“But the things I said-”

“Not all things said in anger hold meaning, and they do not reflect your character. Understand?”

Goemon is good with calming you down afterwards, he’s patient and understanding. He never holds your anger against you.

Fujiko:

Fujiko sees you as a saint. Your kindness and patience is boundless.

It’s one of the things she loves and admires about you the most

It’s one of the things she worries she takes advantage of, especially if she manages to snatch a score out from under the rest of the gang

But your smile and reassurance is enough to calm her worries.

“Good one Fuj, Lupin’s face was priceless!”

Because of your kindness and patience, Fujiko notices how people take advantage of you so often. She usually steps in before it can get too far

So when some random person decides that your kindness is a go ahead for them to be a creep, she is ready to step in.

She stops dead in her tracks, eyes widening in surprise when she hears your voice raised in anger.

“I said no. Touch me again and I’ll break each of your fingers.”

A threat mixed with your anger sends a chill down her spine. She has no doubt you will make good on your threat.

She joins your side again and the person hurries away, both of your glares follow them around the corner.

She feels you practically collapse into her, she wraps her arm around your waist.

“Are you okay, lover?”

“Fine. Just…angry.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you angry, I suppose you weren’t lying when you said you could be.”

Her face is soft and understanding when you look at her.

She doesn’t see you any differently because of your anger and you’re thankful for it.

Zenigata:

Zenigata appreciates you more than he could ever express.

He’s always running off to different parts of the world in pursuit of Lupin

And there you are, always by his side.

He’s grown used to your ever abundant patience with him and his shenanigans

Your kindness is a virtue, especially when it comes to comforting Zenigata after Lupin has gotten away again.

He doesn’t know what he would do without you, he’d probably lose his head.

Zenigata is fiercely protective of you as he knows how unforgiving the world is.

He doesn’t want to see you get hurt.

“I can take care of myself, Zeni, I’m not always this kind, I can be mean if I need to.”

“I know you can, I just worry.”

His worry comes to a head when he’s asking around about Lupin and sees a person harassing you.

He moves towards the both of you, assessing the situation.

“Thank you for the offer, but I assure you, I’m fine on my own. I don’t need your help.”

The person rudely ignored you, grabbing onto your arm roughly and repeated themselves.

Zenigata was about to move forward, not happy with how this person was man-handling you.

A loud sound broke the air and the person stumbled back, clutching their nose.

“I told you I was fine, you creep! You’re lucky I’m only leaving you with a broken nose.”

You turned to see Zenigata frozen in place, his mouth slightly agape in pure shock

He blinked, closed his mouth, swallowed, then stood up straight.

You met him halfway, he could still tell you were seething.

“Come on.” He gently grabs your hand.

You let Zenigata lead you away from the person, his hand rubbing your back gently.

“Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, just really angry at the audacity of some people.”

He brought you closer, protectively, and stayed with you until you calmed down.

“I’m sorry you had to see me like that.” You apologise

Zenigata isn’t hearing any of it. “You acted as you should, now, where’s that lovely smile of yours?”

[kmcosplays]

How I think the members of Lupin's gang will live once they retire

Lupin and Fujiko:

they would live in a big city or near one in a nicer place

it would be where their kids grew up and they would visit their parents every so often

I feel like they would have a girl first then a boy

they wouldn't force the title of Lupin the 4th on their kid

they would want them to decide if they want to learn everything great grandpa taught their dad

I hc that lupin's first born child would transition and tell their dad he's trans by letting Lupin know he want's to become Arsene Lupin the 4th

Lupin cried he was beyond happy and Fujiko was so happy to have " two wonderful sons"

he started training both of his sons almost immediately after

Goemon:

Marries a lady who does like historical reconstruction stuff and tea ceremonies for tourist and stuff

they just get along though the want to see history survive and be told correctly and respected

they get married almost right away and have this cute traditional wedding and its beautiful

they have a few kids together and Goemon is completely IN LOVE with being a dad

his wife loves it too and is the cutest and most fun mom

they live kind of far out into the countryside but close enough to a few schools and a the store if they need to go

if Goemon had his way they would live in the middle of nowhere but his wife didn't want to be that far away from a city (she won but he says they compromised)

they live in a somewhat big home that is a tad modern with the rest being traditional

they both just like their quiet life (besides the kids being kids ) and maybe having a neighbor down a ways but that's it

his kids find a little wiener dog that looks like Josephine that his kids become attached to and he talks his wife into keeping it "for the kids" and 100% not for him (its the meme of the dad who doesn't want the dog but loves the dog the most )

he also has another bigger dog as a guard dog (Josephine 2 thinks she's the other guard dog as well )

Jigen:

he lives out in the actual middle of nowhere

like no neighbors tons of land on a farm ( someone gave me this hc)

he lives on a farm with things like his own gun range, wine cellar, bbq spot (tons of homes way out in the countryside in US are like this)

the house wouldn't be huge just big enough for a few rooms and a gust room or two incase anyone form the gang wants to stay over

he does invite over everyone every so often to just check in and see everyone

someone said animals but idk I think he'd rather have a gun range than "some friggin animals I has to clean up after" but at most I could see a dog or two as guard dogs and "totally only guard dogs" that he doesn't spoil

Pops:

once Ami moves out he turns her room into a guest room

but it's mainly him having it ready if she needs a place to stay

he retires once Lupin sits him down to have a drink with him like he promised (this happens when Lupins kids are both toddlers and he finally admits he need to slow down (not stop just slow down)

he doesn't marry but he does date a women for a long time

[softelectriclight]

Book spoilers (the empty grave)

you know how in the books they go to barnes house i feel like after fittes that would be regular occurrence like a weekly dinner

(especially with show characters)

[meadowfics]

inside of the mint

money heist berlin x f!reader referred to as 'barcelona'

berlin 'as your boyfriend' headcannons

warnings: canon violence, canon heist

berlin isn’t a man of sweet words or dramatic confessions, but he takes care of you in his own way.

he watches over you with an unyielding and almost obsessive protectiveness, though he masks it under the guise of efficiency.

if anything inside the mint threatens you...hostages, external forces, even reckless decisions from your own crew...he is the first to step in.

he is cold and decisive just to make sure nothing touches you.

when food is rationed and supplies run thin, berlin ensures you’re taken care of first.

he never makes it obvious, though.

he delegates the distribution, but somehow, you always end up with the best portions.

you get the strongest coffee, the first pick of anything that comes through the mint’s storage.

berlin’s touch is always deliberate.

he isn’t a man of casual affection, but with you, he breaks his own rules.

the north korean's hand lingers on the small of your back when he walks past you, fingers brushing just enough to remind you he’s there.

when the situation inside the mint becomes overwhelming, he pulls you aside, his hands settling firm on your shoulders, grounding you without needing to say a word.

sometimes the situation becomes too overstimulating for you,

"breathe, barcelona. i am here for you. nothing can happen to you under my watch."

he adjusts your bulletproof vest himself before any dangerous encounter, his hands always slow and steady.

berlin's fingers trace along the straps, adjusting them with careful precision, his eyes dark with an intensity that makes your stomach twist.

“tighten this,”

he mutters, his voice low

“i won’t have you being careless.”

when tokyo takes charge over berlin, you respect her, but when she orders berlin to be tied up, you protest.

you stand your ground, tension crackling in the air between you and tokyo as you demand he not be restrained like an animal.

berlin watches the entire thing unfold, smirking slightly, not because he enjoys being bound but because it’s you...defending him.

despite his pride, berlin’s sickness does catches up to him inside the mint.

when it gets bad he tries to hide it and to power through as if nothing is wrong.

you see it.

you always do.

you bring him water and feed him his medicine yourself, forcing him to rest when no one else dares to tell him what to do.

when his body betrays him, trembling with fever, you’re the one sitting at your shared bedside, pressing a cool cloth against his burning skin, whispering,

“rest, and let me take care of you for once.”

after the night when the inspector came in to check for hostages, the mint is quiet except for the distant hum of tokyo and rio talking near the stairwell while on watch.

the anxiety and tension has been suffocating all day, but here, in the dimly lit office, it’s only you and berlin.

berlin leans against the wall, watching you with that sharp, unreadable gaze, his arms crossed.

“you should be sleeping,”

he murmurs, voice lower than usual.

“so should you,”

you counter, stepping closer.

the space between you is minimal now, charged with something that has been left untouched for too long.

he exhales slowly, and then his hand moves...fingertips ghosting over your jaw before tilting your chin up just enough.

berlin's touch is precise like he’s committing the shape of you to memory.

when he finally kisses you, it’s slow but deep, lips pressing firmly against yours, unraveling you in a way only he can.

berlin's other hand finds your waist, pulling you closer, holding you there like he’s afraid you’ll slip away.

you sigh against his mouth, fingers curling into the front of his shirt, anchoring yourself to him.

he drinks it in, deepening the kiss, his body heat seeping into yours as he backs you against the wall, his grip tightening.

the kiss is deliberate, controlled at first, but it doesn’t stay that way.

the moment you part for air, berlin goes back in, hungrier, as if he’s making up for all the time he’s spent resisting this due to prioritizing the heist.

berlin's hands roam.

one tangled in your hair, the other gripping your waist, fingers pressing into the fabric of your grey shirt.

you can feel the restraint in him, the way he’s holding himself back from losing complete control.

eventually, when you do pull away, both of you breathless, berlin stays close, his forehead resting against yours.

your man's thumb brushes over your lips, swollen from his kisses, before he whispers,

“go back to bed before someone sees.”

you smirk, still catching your breath, and press one last, fleeting kiss to the corner of his mouth before slipping away.

one thing about your man??

he never says i love you out loud.

however, berlin says it in the way he shields you from gunfire without a second thought.

he says it in the way his fingers ghost over your pulse when he knows you’re nervous.

berlin says it in the way he positions himself between you and any possible threat.

you say it, though.

"i love you, berlin."

you do not say it in front of the others, never where the weight of those words could be used against you.

in the dark of the night, when you’re curled into his chest inside of the office room, his arms wrapped tightly around you, you say those three words.

you know about the professor and berlin being brothers.

the way you found out was on accident.

berlin wasn't upset when you found out, knowing you would never tell the others without his word.

“don’t tell the others,”

he had murmured, his hand tracing patterns along your arm.

you had only nodded, pressing a kiss to his collarbone.

“your secret is safe with me.”

after everything aka after the heist...you and berlin make it out.

the both of you escape to cyprus, taking the train through ukraine along with everyone before breaking off, leaving behind everything.

in cyprus, life is different and quieter.

you wake up to the sun warming your skin instead of the sterile lights of the mint.

berlin’s touch is softer now, less urgent, no longer laced with the fear of losing you.

he cooks breakfast for you, though he insists he’s terrible at it.

berlin reads on the balcony, his presence no longer shadowed by the weight of survival.

sometimes the man will play childhood games with you, games that he never got to experience in his childhood.

for the first time in years, berlin is simply living.. just with you.

masterlist

[ghcstao3]

Okay, I can't stop thinking about the Smart Soap headcannons post, especially the one where Soap knows a lot of architecture stuff.

I'm just imagining him also being worse than OSHA when it comes to staying at safe houses and other bases. Just him fully pointing out all the hazards and the 141 just exhausted with his shit.

That is until the common room at one of the bases had the ceiling collapse while Ghost was making tea at 2 in morning. Like yeah Ghost was no where near the collapsed part, but he was pretty shaken and told Price about it, who told Gaz about, and finally Soap who just had this "what did I tell you" kinda like on him.

Safe to say, they make Soap the safety inspector whenever they're at a sketchy location.

i like this!! soap wasn’t at all trying to be a smart-ass or know-it-all when pointing out the integrity of a building’s supports or any other hazards of a structure. it’s good to know not only for demolitions, but also just to be safe because it’s always helpful to have one less thing to worry about during missions

it’s unfortunate something has to happen for his knowledge to be appreciated, but hey—at least no one got hurt

[wake-me-up-inside-imagines]

OC Masterlist

Masterlist specifically for my oc's, I'll update this as I post.

Vague/unnamed ocs:

Sweet yandere and their darling

Obsessive yandere and their darling

Moth boyfriend during his mating season (smut)

Charlie Craven:

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie headcannons

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie comforting his s/o after scaring them

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie jealousy headcannons

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie when his s/o is sick

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie's s/o gets jealous

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie when his darling tries to escape and gets kidnapped

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie when his s/o is pregnant

Reader's first weeks with yandere! mafia boss Charlie

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie with a darling who likes to bake

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie with a darling who’s his rival

Mafia boss Charlie Yandere ABC’s

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie with a darling who falls into an apathetic state after being kidnapped

Yandere! Mafia boss Charlie when his s/o is giving birth

Mafia boss Charlie with his baby (headcannons + blurb)

Mini headcanon post: Charlie's views on a once-assassin darling

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie with an inspector darling

Yandere! mafia boss Charlie with a dancer darling

Jason Thatcher:

Yandere! jock Jason with a bottom s/o (Smut)

Yandere! jock Jason when he gets jealous

Ivy Killian:

Yandere! witch ivy with a fem presenting nonbinary s/o

Leo Myers:

Leo Myers fluff alphabet

How Leo, Micah, and Rain would treat their crush + how they'd confess

First kiss with Leo (Saw Smooches)

Leo comforts you when your stressed

Sweet boyfriend headcannons

Moving in/living with sweet boyfriend

Leo accidently confesses to you over text feat. Micah and Rain

Sweet! boyfriend with a touch starved/clingy s/o

Sweet boyfriend Leo with a trans! male s/o (feat. Akari)

Micah King:

Micah King fluff alphabet

How Micah, Rain, and Leo would treat their crush + how they'd confess

Micah accidently confesses to you over text feat. Leo and Rain

Rain Cantrell:

Rain Cantrell fluff alphabet

How Rain, Leo, and Micah would treat their crush + how they'd confess

Rain accidently confesses to you over text feat. Micah and Leo

Akari Sarutobi:

Yandere Akari sees you as his rival and tries to kill you, but then falls in love with you

Akari with a trans! male s/o (feat. Leo)

First divider came from @fawndollie

Second divider came from @khaer

[humorisstoredinthetits]

Poly Heathers & Veronica and More Headcannons

cuz why not

also can someone give me ideas pls being creative is hard

Chandler:

One of her favorite pastimes is harassing people who have wronged her or her wives

One time they went to a restaurant and Mac tried to order off the kids menu bc it had the only safe food for her on it but they wouldn't let her

Chandler tried arguing with the manager but they stood firm

The four of them decided to just leave but on the car ride home Mac started crying because she made things difficult for them and she hates doing that and why can't she just be normal and-

Chandler then vowed to make that restaurant burn for causing Mac to have a meltdown

Unfortunately JD wouldn't go along with her plan to actually burn down the restaurant so she had to move on to plan B

She started a months long Facebook campaign of smearing the restaurant, complete with dozens of alt accounts detailing false yet elaborate tales of their horrid experiences at the restaurant

She would strategically leave 1-star reviews at random intervals not too close together as to not arouse suspicion

She even had the health inspector called multiple times

Eventually all of this caused it to lose so much business that they could no longer stay open, causing Chandler to cackle with glee

She does things like that out of a mixture of pride, love, and general sadism

She has a general empathy problem, outside of her close circle of loved ones she finds it hard to empathize with people

This is especially true with people who Chandler perceives to have wronged them in some way, once that happens they are only worms to be crushed

But once she starts to care for a person, she really cares and would do literally anything for them

She knows the things she does are morally questionable, she just doesn't really care

Its the same thing when she was at Westerberg, all of the plebeians meant nothing and she never even considered the morality of it as long as it meant that the people she loved were safe

This has caused many fights with Veronica, who has a really strong moral compass

They'll be talking about the past and Chandler will show little remorse for how she acted, which will cause Veronica to get upset

Chandler understands on a conceptual level that what she did was bad, but she justifies it saying that it was for the greater good

In her mind the greater good means that it helped her loved ones

Contrary to popular belief, Chandler is not selfish, like at all

She actually values herself very little, her biggest priority is her wives

She spends all day thinking of them, when they're coming home, what they're going to want to eat, what little surprises can she do for them

She really just wants them to be happy and feel loved

Thats part of why she reacts so aggressively when someone messes with them, that and the trauma from middle school of course

She kinda just refuses to deal with her trauma for the most part, saying that she's moved past it

She has not, in fact, moved past it

Mac has been pressuring her into going see the same therapist as her, and recently Duke and Veronica have joined in, but she refuses to go

She thinks that it'll make her look weak, and she hates looking weak in front of her wives

The only trauma she's confronted in any capacity is her religious, and that's only because religion is so omnipresent in their small conservative town

Mac tries to remind her that this isn't middle school anymore, they don't need her to be strong all the time, but Chandler adamantly insists that she has to be

As you may have guessed, Chandler's mental state is like Chernobyl, just waiting for one wrong thing that'll cause a meltdown

Her sanity is basically held together with duct tape and love from her wives

Recently she's been copying JD and his slushie habit

JD is the only person she'll talk about her trauma with

They both share this anger with the world, a dark past that they refuse to talk about, and a desire to just burn everything around them

Veronica is ready to just drag both of their asses to a therapist before JD takes Chandler to the shooting range because she knows that will not end well for anyone

God that got dark

I'm gonna add some fluff bc that was kinda depressing

She spends way too much time on social media

That girl has a fucking addiction to it

During High School she was one of those people that would sit in the back of class and make TikToks instead of paying attention

She also refused to do anything physical during Phys Ed but everyone was afraid to fail her

All around she was just kinda a shitty student

Its not that she's dumb or anything, far from it, she just got pretty lazy bc she got the nerds to to her homework and Duke would tell her everything she needed to know for tests the day before

Once she left she got over her laziness and now can't sit still

Seriously this girl cannot sit still for the life of her, even if she's cuddling with her wives she needs to be scrolling her phone or stroking someone's hair or anything really

She probably has ADHD but there's no way in hell she's going anywhere near a doctor to get it checked out

She's super afraid of the doctors, mostly bc she hates getting shots or blood drawn and it seems like she always has to get at least one of the two whenever she goes

Its a whole fight whenever they go to get their flu shots

One time Veronica joked they just get a giant pet crate and carry her there and Chandler wouldn't stop pouting

She gets extreme road rage and is very liberal with her use of the horn

If someone parks like a dumbass in a parking lot she will zip tie carts to their car and watch as the person gets upset

Duke:

She snores so fucking loudly

Chandler almost smothered her one night bc oh my fucking god how was she supposed to sleep with Snorlax over there making Titanic horn noises every 5 seconds

Eventually she went to the doctor and got it fixed but good god for a while there it looked like their relationship was gonna collapse

She has a very hard time crying

She watched all of Violet Evergarden without shedding a single tear

Veronica started accusing her of being heartless

In reality, her parents used to punish her severely is she cried so she just suppressed it

She loves flipping people off

Its just so funny to her to give people the bird and watch their faces scrunch in anger

Its her primary way of communicating in the morning before she's had any coffee

She hates going swimming

Its partially from her lingering body image issues but also because (in her opinion) swimming sucks

It gets her hair wet and she has to dry it again, if she's at the beach then the water makes sand stick, being in the pool is ok but once you leave it you're just all dripping wet and its gross, she could go on

She almost strangled Mac when she suggested they go to a water park

But she does enjoy shooting people (Chandler) with a water gun

One time Chandler won at game night and so she filled one with ice cold water and proceeded to shoot Chandler, who let out a guttural scream and chased her around the house

This ended with Chandler grabbing the gun and shooting Duke several times before declaring that they were even

She absolutely refuses to write in any of her books

She's also one of those people who refused to hi-light or write in a textbook, considering it heresy

She loves chocolate but cannot stand mint chocolate

Veronica loves it and that has caused many arguments

She fucking loves it when it rains and she can stay home

She'll go to the library and curl up with a nice book and just listen to the sound of the rain

Mac:

She likes to wear baggy clothes like sweatpants and hoodies bc of how comfy they are

This causes issues during the summer when its 10 gagillion degrees outside and she's sweating buckets yet still refusing to change into some more appropriate clothes

She is way stronger than she looks

Her McNa-muscles are on point

She can very easily pick up Chandler and Veronica at the same time

She kept up her cheer exercise routine after leaving school bc it just felt wrong to stop, and because of it she's stayed in excellent shape

She's taken up drawing as a hobby, and while she's still not great she's improving by the day

She mainly draws her favorite characters kissing

She gets big into shipping whenever she watches something and will get into shipping wars

To this day she will argue that Discord x Fluttershy was stupid and that her and Twilight Sparkle should've gotten together

She'll get her nails done with cute designs and then refuse to touch anything so she doesn't ruin them

She's very easily distracted

Put a video of a cute animal in front of her and she zones in

Chandler takes advantage of this to talk about what she's getting Mac for Christmas or her birthday without having to awkwardly shoo her out

She cannot open childproof caps for the life of her

If she needs to open the bottle with her meds she had to get Veronica or Chandler to do it for her

She has a bad habit of chewing her nails when she gets nervous

She's basically the opposite of Chandler in the fact that she emphasizes far too much

Even one of those stupid commercials talking about how there are sick animals needing your help and you can help for a dollar a day or whatever will make her burst into tears

She owns about 100 different mugs but only uses like 3 of them

Chandler is getting annoyed about how much space they take up

Veronica:

She is godly at fairground games

With just a few bucks she can win any prize she wants

She's the most technologically literate of the four of them and is the one who plays IT when something goes wrong

Chandler is like a grandma when it comes to that so she's constantly having to help her fix the TV or her phone or whatever else

She made the other three take self-defense classes, especially after noting Chandler's tendencies to get in fights with people

Her parents made her take one before she went to high school, and she's really thankful for it as it got her out of many dangerous situations

She carries around pepper spray everywhere she goes and deep down she hopes that someone tries messing with her so she can spray their ass

She has the most diverse musical taste out of them

Her playlist can go from anime OPs to Green Day to Van Halen to Minecraft song parodies

One time Chandler tried listening to it but the whiplash she got from going from Komm Susser Tod to The Eye of the Spider was enough for her to give up

She got really upset on her 11th Birthday when her Hogwarts letter didn't come in

She was really counting on it to take her away from Ohio

Her and Chandler often fight over how they decorate their house

Chandler decorates like she's a 50 year old suburban white mom and Veronica just doesn't vibe with that style

She says that if she ever sees a "live, laugh, love" sign she is going to make her sleep on the couch for a month

Chandler retorts that if Veronica had her way their house would be covered in anime figures and posters, to which Veronica asks 'what's wrong with that?'

She fully believes in old superstitions like breaking glass and walking under a ladder are bad luck

She's the kind of person who won't fill up her car until its almost empty, much to the annoyance and fear of her wives

To her credit there have been some close calls but she's always managed to get to a gas station in time

She really loves Costco and goes multiple times a week to look for good deals

In reality she's looking for those huge packs of Pokemon cards bc she's an addict

[jadzio-writing-prowess]

Papers please characters love languages

Inspector:

Gift-Giving. No matter his financial situation, he can't help it. Loves the joy of others getting gifts from him, loves searching for a good present or the process of making it. Even after their wedding the Inspector still gives lil gifts to his wife, without an occasion. Also gives little gifts to his friends. He doesn't want to spare any expense, when it comes to birthday gifts.

Physical touch. Just really loves all kinds of touch - hugs, kisses, holding hands, cuddling, sitting close together... No matter if it's platonic or romantic. When he feels comfortable (and others do too), he likes to hug his friends. Loves big family hugs. Isn’t big on pda, but when home he just showers his wife in affection.

Sergiu:

Words of affirmation. Loves to say sweet nothings to Elisa, to compliment her openly or quietly in bed when they are cuddled up together, always and whenever. If he didn't say “I love you” to Elisa at least 20 times a day, it's an impostor. Is also very open to compliment and praise his friends or kids.

Physical touch. If he didn't hug Elisa at least 20 times a day, it's an impostor. Hugs mean so much to this man, he will hold long and tight. And loves to leave lil kisses throughout the day on his lover. If Elisa puts her head on his lap, this man is melting. Sometimes he gives gentle massages to her, especially during her pregnancy.

Calensk:

Acts of service and Quality time. Will get out of his way to run errands and help around people he loves. Loves to just spend time with people, whether it's a walk in a park, a talk over coffee, a smoke break with a co-worker or helping with dinner. Sometimes people find it hard to notice his love, since it's not so obvious, like with physical touch or gift giving, but if you notice it, it's so special. If he spends time out of work with someone willingly, it's a big sign that he likes and values that person. He is just a simple man, showing affection in a simple way.

Elisa:

Quality time. Loves to spend time with people she loves. Likes to put her head on Sergiu's lap or cuddle up to him and listen to him, or talk herself. They can easily spend hours like that. Likes long walks and coffee/tea talks. (She befriended the Inspector, by long talks about life and books, over coffee and tea.)

Physical touch. Get this woman with Sergiu and they are glued to each other for the next few hours. Loves to take warm showers/baths with him. Likes when he fixes her hair in little ways. They both love to put their faces in their lover's hands and stay like that. Absolutely loves it when it's cold and Sergiu embraces her or lets her snuggle into his coat.

[flowerbloom-arts]

Nationality headcannon’s for the moomins you say 👀👀

Woof, okay, lemme just crack my knuckles and......

Moominmamma: Swedish/Finnish

Moominpappa: English immigrant of Finland

Snork and Snorkmaiden: 2nd gen Norwegian immigrants of Finland

Hodgkins: Half-indian English (same for his brother)

Muddler: ¼ Indian ¼ English ½ native American (Innu, from his mother's side)

Joxter: 3rd gen Japanese immigrant of England

Fuzzy: Danish

Mymble: Swedish immigrant of Finland

Mymble Jr: Half-USAmerican Swedish

Mrs. Fillyjonk: Half-Russian German, lived in Germany for the first half of her life, initially moved to England during WW2 before coming to Moominvalley, Finland

Inspector: Half-English Finnish, lived in Finland all his life but picked up cockney English and read detective novels from his father

Mr. Hemulen: Irish immigrant of Finland

Too-ticky: Finnish, born in the USA but moved home at a very young age, learned to speak English in a distinctly Scottish manner somehow

Emma the Stage Rat: Swedish immigrant

The Park Keeper: Swedish-Finnish

The Park Wardress: USAmerican (specifically from New York)

Toft: Korean-Finnish

(You can probably extrapolate the genetic makeup some of these characters' children from here)

I could get into much more obscure characters but I don't wanna revisit by brainrot too deeply and make you wonder who the hell I'm talking about.

[bunnysnuff]

Teen dad! Nick Nelson bringing his toddler trick and treating headcannons:

Pairing: teen dad!nick Nelson x toddler!reader.

Trigger warnings: none.

Note: hello! This is just show that I am alive 😂 requests will be done tomorrow✨

Costume Coordination: Nick goes all out and coordinates his costume with his toddler’s. If they’re a cute monster, he dresses as a friendly monster too. Imagine him as captain America and you as a little winter solider omggg

Candy Inspector: He insists on inspecting every piece of candy before letting his toddler have any, making it a fun ritual.

Pumpkin Basket: Nick makes a special pumpkin-shaped basket for his toddler to collect candy, and he decorates it together with them.

Group Outing: He organizes a group trick-or-treat with his friends and their kids, turning it into a fun community event.

Storytime Tradition: After returning home, they cuddle up and read a Halloween-themed story before bed, making it a cozy end to the night.

Photo Ops: He’s always stopping to take photos, wanting to capture every cute moment of their first Halloween.

Sweet Tooth: Nick has a secret sweet tooth and can’t resist sneaking a few pieces of candy himself when his toddler isn’t looking.

Safety First: He carries a small flashlight and ensures they stick to well-lit areas, emphasizing safety while still having fun.

Creative Treats: Nick surprises his toddler with homemade Halloween treats for after trick-or-treating, like spooky cupcakes.

Memorable Moments: He keeps a scrapbook of their Halloween adventures, adding photos and little notes each year to create lasting memories.

[lqvenikki]

amanda young!college hcs

a/n : i might turn this into a actual series im kind of getting into it

college!amanda young x reader (romantic)

warnings : mentions of drugs and alcohol

type : headcannons

words : 201

her blasting her music in your room all the time

finding joints and beer cans on the floor and stuffed in her drawers and under the floorboards

having to clean everything away before dorm inspectors come

her sleeping in your bed when your at your friends house because its more 'comfy'

its really cause it smells like you and the perfume you always spray

her wrapping her arms around your waist tightly and burying her head in your hair whilst your sitting at your desk

her being protective over you when you go to parties and you get hit on

having to calm her down after and you eventually go home

always having to get her out of fights

'mandy you can't go around hitting people!'

     'well he said something about you'

getting an apartment together after your first year

she woke up early once and tried to make pancakes for you and ended up setting the fire alarm off

you both ended up having leftover take out for breakfast instead

your giving your all to her and her giving her all to you

people may criticise you for going out with the loner stoner girl but you've never regretted it

[softelectriclight]

inspired by: @wellgoslowly

Imagine Barnes trying to teach l&co to drive. especially Lockwood, they would be so passive aggressive with each-other and barnes would over exaggerate by gripping onto the grab handle. That being said his fear would be justified cause i can imagine Lockwood being an absolutely awful driver.

Empty grave spoilers below !!

However another take is after Lockwood found out bout how his parents died I feel like that would be another take completely. But he would still be a little reckless (It’s in his blood)

[thegoodshiphuddy]

Headcannon

When Bridgette is struggling for money she sells handmade scrunchies on Etsy.

Brad buys them all and sells them for a 100% mark up to his mom's friends boutique in Palm Springs.

Everyone wins.

Nicole thinks this is super scuzzy of him...and then does the same thing.

Nico buys one to keep for emergencies when he needs to tie his hair up when the health inspector turns up.

Ruby buys one to be nice.

Amber buys and uses several because she loves them.

Aaron buys some as Hanukkah gifts for his sisters.