#inspector headcannons

[jadzio-writing-prowess]

Papers please characters morning and bedtime routines headcannons

Calensk: 

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- Early to rise, between 4-5am. Doesn't linger in bed too much.

- Half of the time, kisses his wife on the head, before stepping out of bed.

- Spends little time to refresh himself in the bathroom. Running a comb through his hair and beard. Splashing some water on face. Brushing teeth.

- Makes himself and his wife a quick breakfast.

- Takes out lunch of the fridge, for work. His wife made it for him the day before.

- And he is off to work.

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- Early to bed too. He has a pretty strict routine due to his time in the army (however short it was). After 8pm, if he hits the pillow, he immediately falls asleep. 

- Rarely dreams.

- Before bed, he always showers. The nature of his jobs usually leaves him sweaty, so it's a must. Showers with cold water for the sake of his wife (and his kids, in the past). When his wife is out of the house though, he also enjoys some boiling level hot water.

- Overall both his routines come down to essentials, no fancy stuff. He'd rather spend that time on something more important.

Sergiu: 

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- Life as a soldier screwed up his internal clock badly.

- Wakes up at 5am sharp. Tries to linger in bed sometimes, to try to tell his brain that it's ok,  to sleep in longer now. Doesn't really work that well…

- Also basic essentials in the bathroom. Showers in the morning, as well as in the evening. Doesn't mind whether the water is warm or cold.

- He doesn't eat breakfast in the morning. Used to eating the first meal of the day, only around 10-11am, so he just packs himself some lunch to work.

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- Writes letters to Elisa, in the evenings. He isn't much of a romantic poet, but he tries his best to put down on paper, how much he loves and misses her. Also writes about his week and includes some cash to help her out a bit.

- Rarely, he will include a dry, compressed in a book flower, to the letter.

- Then he is off to have a quick meal, before bed.

- Shower, brushing teeth, nothing special.

- And he is off to bed. Hopefully to fall asleep quickly and not spend a few hours, laying in bed anxious, with a big hole in his chest, unable to sleep.

- His dreams are a mixed bag, usually filled with nightmares.

Sergiu and Elisa: 

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- Sergiu still wakes up early, but this time he has an excellent excuse to stay longer in bed. Cuddling with Elisa really helps his sleeping problems.

- Long showers together. Maybe a bit shorter in the morning, but in the evening… (..ofgjgj the water bill…)

- Sometimes Sergiu will brush Elisa's hair and vice versa.

- They make their breakfasts together. Lovey lovey, casually flirting while doing so. Sergiu slowly starts adjusting his eating times, so he can spend more time with her.

- Kiss goodbye before going to work. 

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- Making a quick meal before bed is just as fun for these two, as in the morning.

- Showering together part 2.

- Elisa likes reading books before bed, so she just lays in bed and uses Sergiu's chest as her pillow. He loves it, finally having filled the hole in chest. He just looks at her and combs her hair with his fingers, satisfied.

- Sometimes instead of reading, they will talk about anything and everything.

- And after that, it's just all cuddles and kisses. They end up falling asleep tangled together.

- They help each other ease their nightmares. Elisa's soft kisses taking away Sergiu's tears. Sergiu's tight hugs, and soft whispered reassurances, calming Elisa.

Inspector: 

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- He wakes up pretty easily with the sun, but he needs his alarm clock to ring, to drag him out

-Alarm rings.

- Wakes up.

- Groggy.

- Kiss wife good morning.

- Cuddle wife, go back to sleep…

- 2nd alarm

- There is no arguing with that.

- Mostly also just essentials in the morning. Though he prefers to shower before the day starts. Also spends some time washing his beard, he hates when it's dirty or uncombed.

- When walking out, passes his wife, who already made breakfast.

- Kiss wife thanks.

- Eats breakfast with the rest of the family, grabs lunch for work and he is out.

- Sometimes when he has time, will walk his kids to school.

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- Before going to bed, hugs kids goodnight. Maybe read or make up some bedtime story for them, if not too tired.

- Bathroom routine shorter than in the morning. Brush teeth, splash water in face and that's all.

- Rarely, he will read one of his books before bed.

- Cuddle wife, cuddle wife, cuddle wife. Kiss her goodnight.

[alekthethirdish]

If you’re still taking requests The Gang + Zenigata HC’s for reader who’s very kind and patient around them despite readers insistence they (the reader) have a ‘mean streak’ and ‘bad temper’ snapping and showing off that bad temper on someone else?

I am indeed still taking requests! It just takes me a second to get them out due to my job and such. I hope you like it!

Lupin:

Lupin has always admired your patience, especially when it came to him and his jests

He’s grown use to your kindness towards strangers, whether it’s a server at a restaurant, or a kid who accidentally bumped into you

He has never once seen you angry, and has never heard you raise your voice in anger

Even during particularly tough jobs you always seemed to have a smile on your face

So when you kept on insisting that you weren’t always nice and actually had a bad temper, he didn’t believe you.

He was getting you a drink at the bar when he noticed another person flirting outrageously with you. When they got handsy, Lupin felt his own anger slipping, prepared to march over to your defence

Instead he watched in surprise as you grabbed the person’s ear and twisted them down, your voice raised in anger

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me. I said no. The next time you touch me or anyone else will be your last, I promise you that.”

You twisted their ear harder before letting go. You glared after them, hand resting warily on your weapon

Lupin appeared by your side again, setting down the drinks so he could check on you.

“Are you alright?”

You huffed, anger still shone in your eyes when you replied. “I hate people like that, no respect for anyone. I hope they choke on their spit and die.”

Lupin’s eyes widen in surprise at your harsh words

“Easy.” He advises you

He wasn’t expecting your glare to turn onto him

“Why should I? I’m not always kind, you know. I meant my words!”

He has a nervous smile on his face. “Mark me down as scared and horny.”

You scoff and roll your eyes, but can’t help the smile that appears on your face

Jigen:

Jigen has known you to be soft and loving

Anyone you meet you treat with kindness and respect

He admires how you deal with bystanders, especially those who don’t need to be caught up in any of your jobs

Your patience seems endless, as does your kindness

 “I’m not always this nice.” You insist

Jigen makes a non-committal noise, eyeing you from beneath his hat

“I’m not! I have a bad temper. You’ve just been lucky to have been spared from it.”

It’s clear that Jigen doesn’t exactly believe you, you had never proven to be anything but kind and patient

So it stops him dead in his tracks when you snap at the person the both of you are holding at gunpoint

“If you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to make sure you wish you were never born.”

Your voice is cold and yet holds so much anger.

The hostage scoffs at you, you press your gun to their chin, glaring at them

“One more word and I’ll send this bullet through your brain, understand?”

Jigen gently pulls you back, reminding you that this person is a hostage and you can’t just throw that away.

Having seen this side of you Jigen understands just how dangerous you can be

When a kind and patient person snaps, it’s the end of the world

When you snap? There is no helping whoever has unleashed your fury.

Jigen often reminds you that you are not your anger

Goemon:

You and Goemon go together like two peas in a pod

The both of you are the most patient out of anyone in the group

While Goemon offers advice, you offer kindness

There has never been a time that Goemon has seen you be mean, or loose your temper

So he doesn’t exactly believe you when you claim to have a temper and to be unpleasant at times.

“Kindness is a virtue, there is no need to claim to be something you are not.”

“Kindness is exhausting, I wish I weren’t so kind.”

Goemon doesn’t know how to respond to such a comment.

It’s on a job were someone decides to take advantage of your kindness and your patience

Before Goemon has a chance to step in, you snap.

“Enough! You have done nothing but abuse the kindness I have offered you. If it wasn’t for this job I’d gladly leave you for dead.”

You don’t retract your words and the glare in your eyes make it obvious that you mean them

Goemon doesn’t say a word, but he will admit you anger did shock him

When you and Goemon are next alone you apologise for your anger.

“Do not apologise for your anger, you have every right to be angry with how you were taken advantage of.”

Goemon refuses to hear out any objections about your anger and how it makes you a bad person

“You are slow to anger, snapping once does not make you a bad person.”

“But the things I said-”

“Not all things said in anger hold meaning, and they do not reflect your character. Understand?”

Goemon is good with calming you down afterwards, he’s patient and understanding. He never holds your anger against you.

Fujiko:

Fujiko sees you as a saint. Your kindness and patience is boundless.

It’s one of the things she loves and admires about you the most

It’s one of the things she worries she takes advantage of, especially if she manages to snatch a score out from under the rest of the gang

But your smile and reassurance is enough to calm her worries.

“Good one Fuj, Lupin’s face was priceless!”

Because of your kindness and patience, Fujiko notices how people take advantage of you so often. She usually steps in before it can get too far

So when some random person decides that your kindness is a go ahead for them to be a creep, she is ready to step in.

She stops dead in her tracks, eyes widening in surprise when she hears your voice raised in anger.

“I said no. Touch me again and I’ll break each of your fingers.”

A threat mixed with your anger sends a chill down her spine. She has no doubt you will make good on your threat.

She joins your side again and the person hurries away, both of your glares follow them around the corner.

She feels you practically collapse into her, she wraps her arm around your waist.

“Are you okay, lover?”

“Fine. Just…angry.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you angry, I suppose you weren’t lying when you said you could be.”

Her face is soft and understanding when you look at her.

She doesn’t see you any differently because of your anger and you’re thankful for it.

Zenigata:

Zenigata appreciates you more than he could ever express.

He’s always running off to different parts of the world in pursuit of Lupin

And there you are, always by his side.

He’s grown used to your ever abundant patience with him and his shenanigans

Your kindness is a virtue, especially when it comes to comforting Zenigata after Lupin has gotten away again.

He doesn’t know what he would do without you, he’d probably lose his head.

Zenigata is fiercely protective of you as he knows how unforgiving the world is.

He doesn’t want to see you get hurt.

“I can take care of myself, Zeni, I’m not always this kind, I can be mean if I need to.”

“I know you can, I just worry.”

His worry comes to a head when he’s asking around about Lupin and sees a person harassing you.

He moves towards the both of you, assessing the situation.

“Thank you for the offer, but I assure you, I’m fine on my own. I don’t need your help.”

The person rudely ignored you, grabbing onto your arm roughly and repeated themselves.

Zenigata was about to move forward, not happy with how this person was man-handling you.

A loud sound broke the air and the person stumbled back, clutching their nose.

“I told you I was fine, you creep! You’re lucky I’m only leaving you with a broken nose.”

You turned to see Zenigata frozen in place, his mouth slightly agape in pure shock

He blinked, closed his mouth, swallowed, then stood up straight.

You met him halfway, he could still tell you were seething.

“Come on.” He gently grabs your hand.

You let Zenigata lead you away from the person, his hand rubbing your back gently.

“Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, just really angry at the audacity of some people.”

He brought you closer, protectively, and stayed with you until you calmed down.

“I’m sorry you had to see me like that.” You apologise

Zenigata isn’t hearing any of it. “You acted as you should, now, where’s that lovely smile of yours?”

[kmcosplays]

How I think the members of Lupin's gang will live once they retire

Lupin and Fujiko:

they would live in a big city or near one in a nicer place

it would be where their kids grew up and they would visit their parents every so often

I feel like they would have a girl first then a boy

they wouldn't force the title of Lupin the 4th on their kid

they would want them to decide if they want to learn everything great grandpa taught their dad

I hc that lupin's first born child would transition and tell their dad he's trans by letting Lupin know he want's to become Arsene Lupin the 4th

Lupin cried he was beyond happy and Fujiko was so happy to have " two wonderful sons"

he started training both of his sons almost immediately after

Goemon:

Marries a lady who does like historical reconstruction stuff and tea ceremonies for tourist and stuff

they just get along though the want to see history survive and be told correctly and respected

they get married almost right away and have this cute traditional wedding and its beautiful

they have a few kids together and Goemon is completely IN LOVE with being a dad

his wife loves it too and is the cutest and most fun mom

they live kind of far out into the countryside but close enough to a few schools and a the store if they need to go

if Goemon had his way they would live in the middle of nowhere but his wife didn't want to be that far away from a city (she won but he says they compromised)

they live in a somewhat big home that is a tad modern with the rest being traditional

they both just like their quiet life (besides the kids being kids ) and maybe having a neighbor down a ways but that's it

his kids find a little wiener dog that looks like Josephine that his kids become attached to and he talks his wife into keeping it "for the kids" and 100% not for him (its the meme of the dad who doesn't want the dog but loves the dog the most )

he also has another bigger dog as a guard dog (Josephine 2 thinks she's the other guard dog as well )

Jigen:

he lives out in the actual middle of nowhere

like no neighbors tons of land on a farm ( someone gave me this hc)

he lives on a farm with things like his own gun range, wine cellar, bbq spot (tons of homes way out in the countryside in US are like this)

the house wouldn't be huge just big enough for a few rooms and a gust room or two incase anyone form the gang wants to stay over

he does invite over everyone every so often to just check in and see everyone

someone said animals but idk I think he'd rather have a gun range than "some friggin animals I has to clean up after" but at most I could see a dog or two as guard dogs and "totally only guard dogs" that he doesn't spoil

Pops:

once Ami moves out he turns her room into a guest room

but it's mainly him having it ready if she needs a place to stay

he retires once Lupin sits him down to have a drink with him like he promised (this happens when Lupins kids are both toddlers and he finally admits he need to slow down (not stop just slow down)

he doesn't marry but he does date a women for a long time

[softelectriclight]

Book spoilers (the empty grave)

you know how in the books they go to barnes house i feel like after fittes that would be regular occurrence like a weekly dinner

(especially with show characters)

[leftoverspagehhti]

Weekly random headcannon of the week:

I feel like Javert would be the type of guy to have a boiling hot cup of coffee that would be so hot that you litteraly cannot touch the mug and he would actually just chug it like a glass of water, destroying all his taste buds and the roof of his mouth in the process. But he would think that's normal because he has no friends

[floofygeck]

This giving off Inspector type vibes

[ghcstao3]

Okay, I can't stop thinking about the Smart Soap headcannons post, especially the one where Soap knows a lot of architecture stuff.

I'm just imagining him also being worse than OSHA when it comes to staying at safe houses and other bases. Just him fully pointing out all the hazards and the 141 just exhausted with his shit.

That is until the common room at one of the bases had the ceiling collapse while Ghost was making tea at 2 in morning. Like yeah Ghost was no where near the collapsed part, but he was pretty shaken and told Price about it, who told Gaz about, and finally Soap who just had this "what did I tell you" kinda like on him.

Safe to say, they make Soap the safety inspector whenever they're at a sketchy location.

i like this!! soap wasn’t at all trying to be a smart-ass or know-it-all when pointing out the integrity of a building’s supports or any other hazards of a structure. it’s good to know not only for demolitions, but also just to be safe because it’s always helpful to have one less thing to worry about during missions

it’s unfortunate something has to happen for his knowledge to be appreciated, but hey—at least no one got hurt

[lqvenikki]

amanda young!college hcs

a/n : i might turn this into a actual series im kind of getting into it

college!amanda young x reader (romantic)

warnings : mentions of drugs and alcohol

type : headcannons

words : 201

her blasting her music in your room all the time

finding joints and beer cans on the floor and stuffed in her drawers and under the floorboards

having to clean everything away before dorm inspectors come

her sleeping in your bed when your at your friends house because its more 'comfy'

its really cause it smells like you and the perfume you always spray

her wrapping her arms around your waist tightly and burying her head in your hair whilst your sitting at your desk

her being protective over you when you go to parties and you get hit on

having to calm her down after and you eventually go home

always having to get her out of fights

'mandy you can't go around hitting people!'

     'well he said something about you'

getting an apartment together after your first year

she woke up early once and tried to make pancakes for you and ended up setting the fire alarm off

you both ended up having leftover take out for breakfast instead

your giving your all to her and her giving her all to you

people may criticise you for going out with the loner stoner girl but you've never regretted it

[thegoodshiphuddy]

Headcannon

When Bridgette is struggling for money she sells handmade scrunchies on Etsy.

Brad buys them all and sells them for a 100% mark up to his mom's friends boutique in Palm Springs.

Everyone wins.

Nicole thinks this is super scuzzy of him...and then does the same thing.

Nico buys one to keep for emergencies when he needs to tie his hair up when the health inspector turns up.

Ruby buys one to be nice.

Amber buys and uses several because she loves them.

Aaron buys some as Hanukkah gifts for his sisters.

[greendalean]

My Community Headcannons (part 1)

- Professor Duncan pays for online courses (like Andrew Tate's Hustler's University)

- Troy definitely makes 69 jokes because it's the funny meme number (even though he doesn't know what it means)

- Britta owns a beach waver

- Abed has a wikipedia account where he edits the Inspector Space Time wiki to be accurate to the original series

- Pierce is schizophrenic

- Dean Pelton is a trans femme pansexual

- Annie loves DIY tiktok hacks like those peel and stick tiles

- Dean Pelton always swipes right on Jeffrey on Tinder

- Shirley is the kind of mom who bakes cupcakes for her sons to bring to school on their birthdays

- Jeff asks for face ratings on reddit

[jadzio-writing-prowess]

Papers please characters love languages

Inspector:

Gift-Giving. No matter his financial situation, he can't help it. Loves the joy of others getting gifts from him, loves searching for a good present or the process of making it. Even after their wedding the Inspector still gives lil gifts to his wife, without an occasion. Also gives little gifts to his friends. He doesn't want to spare any expense, when it comes to birthday gifts.

Physical touch. Just really loves all kinds of touch - hugs, kisses, holding hands, cuddling, sitting close together... No matter if it's platonic or romantic. When he feels comfortable (and others do too), he likes to hug his friends. Loves big family hugs. Isn’t big on pda, but when home he just showers his wife in affection.

Sergiu:

Words of affirmation. Loves to say sweet nothings to Elisa, to compliment her openly or quietly in bed when they are cuddled up together, always and whenever. If he didn't say “I love you” to Elisa at least 20 times a day, it's an impostor. Is also very open to compliment and praise his friends or kids.

Physical touch. If he didn't hug Elisa at least 20 times a day, it's an impostor. Hugs mean so much to this man, he will hold long and tight. And loves to leave lil kisses throughout the day on his lover. If Elisa puts her head on his lap, this man is melting. Sometimes he gives gentle massages to her, especially during her pregnancy.

Calensk:

Acts of service and Quality time. Will get out of his way to run errands and help around people he loves. Loves to just spend time with people, whether it's a walk in a park, a talk over coffee, a smoke break with a co-worker or helping with dinner. Sometimes people find it hard to notice his love, since it's not so obvious, like with physical touch or gift giving, but if you notice it, it's so special. If he spends time out of work with someone willingly, it's a big sign that he likes and values that person. He is just a simple man, showing affection in a simple way.

Elisa:

Quality time. Loves to spend time with people she loves. Likes to put her head on Sergiu's lap or cuddle up to him and listen to him, or talk herself. They can easily spend hours like that. Likes long walks and coffee/tea talks. (She befriended the Inspector, by long talks about life and books, over coffee and tea.)

Physical touch. Get this woman with Sergiu and they are glued to each other for the next few hours. Loves to take warm showers/baths with him. Likes when he fixes her hair in little ways. They both love to put their faces in their lover's hands and stay like that. Absolutely loves it when it's cold and Sergiu embraces her or lets her snuggle into his coat.

[bunnysnuff]

Teen dad! Nick Nelson bringing his toddler trick and treating headcannons:

Pairing: teen dad!nick Nelson x toddler!reader.

Trigger warnings: none.

Note: hello! This is just show that I am alive 😂 requests will be done tomorrow✨

Costume Coordination: Nick goes all out and coordinates his costume with his toddler’s. If they’re a cute monster, he dresses as a friendly monster too. Imagine him as captain America and you as a little winter solider omggg

Candy Inspector: He insists on inspecting every piece of candy before letting his toddler have any, making it a fun ritual.

Pumpkin Basket: Nick makes a special pumpkin-shaped basket for his toddler to collect candy, and he decorates it together with them.

Group Outing: He organizes a group trick-or-treat with his friends and their kids, turning it into a fun community event.

Storytime Tradition: After returning home, they cuddle up and read a Halloween-themed story before bed, making it a cozy end to the night.

Photo Ops: He’s always stopping to take photos, wanting to capture every cute moment of their first Halloween.

Sweet Tooth: Nick has a secret sweet tooth and can’t resist sneaking a few pieces of candy himself when his toddler isn’t looking.

Safety First: He carries a small flashlight and ensures they stick to well-lit areas, emphasizing safety while still having fun.

Creative Treats: Nick surprises his toddler with homemade Halloween treats for after trick-or-treating, like spooky cupcakes.

Memorable Moments: He keeps a scrapbook of their Halloween adventures, adding photos and little notes each year to create lasting memories.

[wishihadatimemachine99]

Broadchurch Headcannon

Alec and Tess's marriage started going downhill when Alec got promoted to Detective Inspector over her... She was jealous and with him lacking social skills everyone in the precinct thought it should of been her too even though he's the better cop and boss. This could have fanned her jealousy and driven a wedge between them. I like to think this is why he doesn't interact with his DSs and DCs in Boardchurch because it was made clear he wasn't wanted around after he got promoted. He was only put up with before his premotion because of a sense of camaraderie and he was married to Tess. No real evidence for this except his obvious attachment issues, and social awkwardness. Mostly based on my lived and seen experience in a tight nit workplace. Seeing how Neurodivergent/awkward good-hearted weirdos get the shaft a lot of the time at the earliest convivence.

[softelectriclight]

inspired by: @wellgoslowly

Imagine Barnes trying to teach l&co to drive. especially Lockwood, they would be so passive aggressive with each-other and barnes would over exaggerate by gripping onto the grab handle. That being said his fear would be justified cause i can imagine Lockwood being an absolutely awful driver.

Empty grave spoilers below !!

However another take is after Lockwood found out bout how his parents died I feel like that would be another take completely. But he would still be a little reckless (It’s in his blood)

[flowerbloom-arts]

Nationality headcannon’s for the moomins you say 👀👀

Woof, okay, lemme just crack my knuckles and......

Moominmamma: Swedish/Finnish

Moominpappa: English immigrant of Finland

Snork and Snorkmaiden: 2nd gen Norwegian immigrants of Finland

Hodgkins: Half-indian English (same for his brother)

Muddler: ¼ Indian ¼ English ½ native American (Innu, from his mother's side)

Joxter: 3rd gen Japanese immigrant of England

Fuzzy: Danish

Mymble: Swedish immigrant of Finland

Mymble Jr: Half-USAmerican Swedish

Mrs. Fillyjonk: Half-Russian German, lived in Germany for the first half of her life, initially moved to England during WW2 before coming to Moominvalley, Finland

Inspector: Half-English Finnish, lived in Finland all his life but picked up cockney English and read detective novels from his father

Mr. Hemulen: Irish immigrant of Finland

Too-ticky: Finnish, born in the USA but moved home at a very young age, learned to speak English in a distinctly Scottish manner somehow

Emma the Stage Rat: Swedish immigrant

The Park Keeper: Swedish-Finnish

The Park Wardress: USAmerican (specifically from New York)

Toft: Korean-Finnish

(You can probably extrapolate the genetic makeup some of these characters' children from here)

I could get into much more obscure characters but I don't wanna revisit by brainrot too deeply and make you wonder who the hell I'm talking about.

[dudududhd]

Shinkane headcannons (I’m so bored haha!!)

When walking down the street, Ko notices people staring at Akane, and though not everytime, but he MAKES sure the world knows Akane is his by holding her waist tightly and pulls her closer to his side. >///<

After a week of not seeing each other (due to their busy schedules) Ko looks at her eyes  ‘Akane’ Is all he manages to mutter before devouring her. 

Sometimes, in bed, Akane makes sure it’s known who wears the pants in the relationship. 

The couple sometimes fight/ psychical combat each other. Ko tries his best not to go easy on her but sometimes fails. Akane is strong though. But Ko pins her in the ground panting most of the times

It took Ko forever to figure out Akane is preggo until Shion finally calls out that Akane is having morning sickness not food poisoning. (She’s been absent for a week) 

Bonus: ‘Inspector, I’m applying for your permission to go out.’ Ko sometimes still uses that phrase to ask her out on a date when things have been kinda dry.