#poly!heathers+veronica

[humorisstoredinthetits]

The Heathers + Veronica and their Hobbies

Heather Chandler:

From a very young age Chandler was interested in fashion

Her mother had always stressed the importance of looking her best, being pretty much the only thing she every taught her that she took to heart

She enjoys how what she's wearing can manipulate how people perceive her

Is she trying to elicit sympathy? Wear things that almost match but not really, showing them that you're not fully there

Is she trying to get something she wants? Wear something striking with bright colors and high heels and show that you're the boss

Alternatively, wear something that shows off your best features, especially if you're dealing with a man or your three incredibly immature wives who get a nosebleed when they see the tiniest amount of cleavage

But besides that, she simply enjoys looking good

She loves the confidence that comes with knowing that you are the best dressed person in the room, but she also loves going to the store and seeing what's new or going through her closet to find the perfect outfit

She has so many clothes that they had to extend her walk-in closet by double it's size, and even that isn't looking like its gonna be enough

She also enjoys helping her wives with their fashion

By her wives she means Veronica, that girl cannot accessorize for shit

Duke and Mac have been around her long enough and listened to enough of her rants to know what looks good and what doesn't, but Veronica is seemingly hopeless in that regard

If they have to go anywhere nice Chandler has to step in and dress Veronica, otherwise she'll end up wearing something like shudders ripped jeans and a black hoodie

Even for their wedding Chandler had to break the usual tradition of not seeing the bride's dress before the ceremony to make sure she picked something presentable

Veronica has absolutely no sense of what looks good, she just wears whatever is comfortable, which good for her, but it makes Chandler groan

One time Veronica came home from the store wearing pajama pants with penguins on it with a dress shirt and tie and Chandler literally started banging her head against the wall

No matter what, however, she always wears her scrunchie

It was a gift from Mac, one time her Dad got her a two-pack bc it was the only one with a yellow one, so she gave the extra to Chandler

She treasured this gift and not a day goes by where she doesn't wear it

She also prefers to wear heels, because without them she is just every so slightly shorter than Duke, a fact which she never fails to remind Chandler about

She also has an interest in baking

It started as just a side project, giving her something to do while she waited for dinner to finish cooking, but it eventually became something she does on the regular

Her wives have insane sweet teeth? toothes? idk

Especially Duke, if that girl sees chocolate she acts like that one fish from Spongebob

Knowing this, she decided to spoil them one day and bake them some brownies

Of course she had no idea how to do this, but with the power of the internet and random videos on Youtube she was able to find a passable recipe that didn't involve many pre-made boxes

She found that she really enjoyed the experience, with sweets she had a much wider variety of things to choose from to make

Mac is an extremely picky eater, with her autism she really only likes certain foods and only some types of those kinds of foods, so the four of them are really limited on where and what they can eat

Mac feels super bad about this, she hates limiting them because she can't get over not wanting to eat some foods, but her wives reassure her that its not an issue and that they are more than willing to accommodate for her

But it does create a challenge for Chandler on making her a variety of food and not just making her the same thing every night

It also limits what she can make for herself and the others, because Mac can't even be at the same table with some foods or she'll start to get nauseous

But with sweets, Chandler has much more freedom, because Mac likes pretty much all of them

She'll bake brownies or cookies or cupcakes, usually having something waiting for when her wives come home

Unfortunately this has resulted in issues where they eat the sweets and are 'too full' for dinner like a bunch of children, so Chandler has been forced to hide them until they eat their dinner

Its at times like those where Chandler really questions why she chose to marry these fools

She doesn't have a favorite thing to make, however

Cookies are fun because each of her wives have a different kind they like best, with cupcakes she can decorate each one, same thing with cakes on a larger scale, brownies just taste so fucking good, the list goes on

Favorite kind of cookie:

Chandler - Red Velvet

Duke - Chocolate with chocolate chips

Mac - Sugar with White Chocolate chips

Veronica - Oatmeal Raisin

Whenever she pulls those out the other three visibly recoil in disgust

She doesn't see what's wrong with them, they taste good

Veronica's parents were the type to not give their kids sweets so she grew up with oatmeal raisin

Gardening is also a habit of hers

As part of her weekly routine she spends a day working in the yard, pulling weeds and the like

Its become something she really enjoys and a point of pride for her

She had made this really cute set of outdoor working clothes and a big sun hat, and dons those before getting to work

There's a lot to do to make sure her yard is as beautiful as possible

She is very very particular about it and will not let her wives touch anything under fear of sleeping on the couch

Her garden is filled with flowers, mostly ones that have their colors and of course some heathers

Sometimes while she works in the yard she lets Munchkin run around with her, just to get some time outside and eat fresh grass

But she has to keep an eye on him, he has literally no sense of self-preservation and will go right up to anyone or anything that catches his interest, including the neighbor's German Shepard who could eat him whole in two bites

The only thing she can't do herself is dealing with bugs

If she sees a wasp or god forbid a spider she screams at the top of her lungs and runs inside

Most of the time she has to call JD to get him to deal with it

She has a personal vendetta against the ants

No matter what product she uses, no matter how many exterminators she calls or anti-ant plants she plants, they always come back and make ugly piles on her perfect lawn, and it pisses her off

This has resulted in her kicking over the ant piles multiple times in frustration, which has a predictable outcome

She has a guilty pleasure, being bad TV Reality Drama shows, stuff like Survivor or the Bachelor

If she finished everything else she needed to do she'll sit on the couch with some popcorn and pull up an episode

She gets super into it, yelling and screaming at the TV because a character made a stupid decision

Several times one of her wives have come home and heard the yelling and feared the worst, only to see Chandler shaking with rage on the couch, popcorn spilled all over the floor

Heather Duke:

Reading is something that was denied to Duke for the longest time

With her untreated dyslexia, she found books almost impossible to read, not helped by her parents berating her for having trouble with it

She came to hate books for a time, seeing them as yet another sign of how much farther behind she was than everyone else

But with their untimely murders and Duke's subsequent diagnosis and acquisition of special glasses to help her, she is finally able to enjoy reading

She's taken one of the many empty rooms in their mansion and turned it into a library for her and Veronica (the others don't like reading)

They got a faux fireplace installed (Chandler refused to have a live fire inside her home) and installed shelves on every wall

One half of the room is Veronica's, the other her's

They both have very different organizations, however

Veronica, for some ungodly reason, decided to organize her collection by the color of the spine, making a rainbow across her shelves

While Duke does like the gay TM it confuses her as to how she finds whatever book she's looking for

Duke, like the reasonable person she is, organizes hers by alphabetized title

Sometimes Veronica will mess them up and put some in the wrong places, this usually occurring after Duke did something to annoy her, and she gets just so mad

They decked out the room with comfy couches and other decor

The room became a calming place for her and Veronica

If one of them got upset at something or someone they would head into the room and plop down with a good book

JFK also hangs out here 99% of the time, curling up on the masses of heat that come there sometimes

Duke really doesn't like furry animals, but she makes an exception for JFK because he literally doesn't do anything besides lay near her for heat

Back to actual reading, once Duke was able to without difficulty, she became engrossed with books

She went to Barnes and Noble and came back with so many bags that Mac had to come help her carry it all to the house

She then basically locked herself in the library for a week and only stopped to eat and go to the bathroom

Eventually Chandler got so worried that she literally dragged Duke out of there and had to set limits on her reading time

Duke reads literally anything she could get her hands on

Children's series, YA Novels, Mystery, Romance, Drama, if it had a cover and back and pages in the middle she read it

Eventually she started to be drawn to certain genres, but she'll still read anything that catches her eye

This makes her super easy to buy gifts for, just go to the bookstore and pick out any book and theres a 99.9% chance she'll love it

Her and Veronica will spend hours sitting around just talking about different books

Mac tries to follow along but gets lost really quickly while Chandler scrolls on her phone while calling them nerds

Duke also really enjoys crossword puzzles

The only reason that they get a newspaper in the year of our lord 20XX is so Duke can do the puzzle

Chandler calls her grandma whenever she sees her trying to complete it

Her love for them started when they had a power outage during a bad storm, and while looking for things to do Duke found the newspaper from that morning (she was that bored)

She had originally intended to look through the comics, but she saw the crossword and decided why the hell not

It turns out those things are really freaking hard

Duke knew about a third of the answers and between the rest of them they were able to figure out a few more, but she was frustrated that she, a full grown adult, was not able to do something as simple as a crossword puzzle, so she vowed to keep doing them until she could get them all without having to google the answers or ask for help

She still hasn't even gotten close, but that doesn't stop her from trying

Duke also has a penchant for causing chaos in their household

This mostly comes in the form of bothering Chandler

Of course there was the putting Cornelius in her makeup cabinet incident, but there are plenty of other examples

There was the day she hid and waited for Chandler to pass by only to shoot her with a nerf gun and run away, resulting in Chandler dragging Mac and Veronica to the store to buy some of their own to get revenge

When they get back there's a full on nerf war

Mac and Veronica quickly turn on Chandler and then each other, resulting in a four way battle

Veronica breaks a lamp with her nerf sword

Eventually they become exhausted and give up, doing their best to pick up all of the darts

They didn't do the greatest job however, and to this day they are still finding darts in the most random of places

There was another time she and her partner in crime JD pulled a prank on Chandler by forcing her to sit between them during UNO

During the game they would sneak +4 cards out of their pockets and only use them on Chandler, and if someone played a reverse card the other one would start using the cards on her

She ended up with like 50 cards in her hand before she saw JD pull a card out of his pocket, and when she did she became enraged, threw her hand at JD and stormed off

Once they went do putt-putt golf when they were on vacation, and every time it was Duke's turn she would 'accidentally' knock Chandler's ball away from the hole

Chandler ended up chasing her around the course, swinging her club at her

They ended up getting kicked out

Duke doesn't do these things because she hates Chandler or because she's trying to be malicious, they're meant as silly harmless things which are meant to get a laugh out of the four of them

While Chandler does get ticked off she gets over it really quickly because she knows that this is just Duke's way of showing love, despite how weird of a method it is

And Duke goes after Chandler instead of the others because Mac wouldn't take it well and would probably start thinking that Duke hates her and start crying, and Veronica wouldn't get agitated and would probably join in, and that's not the reaction she's looking for

Heather McNamara:

Her biggest hobby is probably Pokemon

I honestly wouldn't even call it a hobby, its one of her special interests

Mac is autistic and because of that she tends to hyperfixate on certain things, and Pokemon is one of them

She lives and breathes Pokemon

She will play the games over and over again, dozens of times each

She's the kind of person who tends to plan out her team before she starts playing, and she keeps a record of every team she's ever used

She also nicknames all of her Pokemon

We would be here all day if I listed all of her teams, so I'll just list her first ever team, which was when she played through X Version when she was 8 or 9

There was Fluffy the Delphox, Majesty the Pidegot, Tiny the Blastoise (he was tiny, just not so much after he evolved), Chan-Chan the Lucario (Lucario reminded her of Chandler, both being strong and protective), Shiny the Ampharos and Rainbow the Xerneas

She's literally memorized the Pokedex, ask her about any Pokemon and she could tell you their type, how/if they evolve, both the national and regional dex numbers, what prominent trainers use them, and so on and so forth

Her bedroom is covered in hundreds of Pokemon plushes, to the extent that she cannot sleep in her bed because of how covered it is

It's not like she slept in that bad anyway, why would she when she could sleep with her wives, but even if she wanted to sleep in her own bed she couldn't

She's trying to collect at least one plush for each Pokemon, but it's hard

They make plenty of merch for Pikachu and the starters, but most pokemon aren't so lucky, having only a singular one made years ago

She searches comic-cons, Ebay, really shady websites that promise to send stuff directly from Japan if she puts in her social security number and the last 3 digits on the back of her credit card, but she has very little luck

She also bought those giant plushes from the Pokemon Center, the Spheal, Mareep and who can forget the giant Furret *insert Furret walking music here*

She's watched the entire anime at least twice, which is no easy feat with its 1200ish episodes, not including movies and specials and all that other crap

Another one of her special interests is My Little Pony

(Just a heads up, I know very little about MLP, I'm just gotta try my best here)

Its another piece of media that she was exposed to at a very young age and became enamored with

It was a world she could turn to to escape her mother, one where problems were solved with the power of friendship and where everything turned out alright in the end

Even once her mother fucked off and Mac found an actual real friend, she still enjoyed watching the show

Her favorite Pony is Fluttershy bc she's yellow and the most kind (I think)

She'll still watch the show from time to time

Its her comfort show, if she's upset or agitated or whatever she'll go to her room and put in a DVD

She collects the plushes from the show just like with Pokemon, but thankfully there are only 6? ones

She got really upset when Generation 4 was canceled and she thinks that Gen 5 is stupid and looks terrible

Mac loves animals

Imagine that scene from Frozen where Kristoff sings that Reindeers are better than people but replace Reindeers with animals and Sven with Munchkin and you have Mac's outlook on life (aside from her wives of course)

Her volunteer work at the animal shelter is mostly done so she can play with all the animals

Duke doesn't really like furry creatures and while she's ok with Munchkin and JFK she only barely tolerates Heather Catler so there's no way she can get any more pets, so she gets her fix while doing volunteer work

They are always in need of help, no matter the circumstances there is always more work to be done then there are people to do it, so they are extremely thankful for her help

The animals at the shelter all love her, mostly because she sneaks them treats

She'll do what she needs to do and spend the rest of the time playing, petting, snuggling, just generally doing whatever with all the cats and dogs

Animals also seem to just like Mac

Maybe its her bright friendly demeanor or because she knows how to handle animals, but most will just come up to her and be friendly

She spends a lot of her free time doing research on animals

Before adopting Munchkin she spent several weeks watching videos and reading articles on the best way to care for a rabbit and what she could do to ensure that he lives the most enriching life

While she has less control at the shelter, she still did her research to see what the animals would like best and what to avoid

Veronica Sawyer:

Veronica has a spending problem

She calls it a hobby but its a problem

Her parents weren't exactly the richest growing up, so the transition to having seemingly endless money was a hard one

A hard one for the four of their's shared bank account which now has to deal with Veronica constantly buying shit

But fr Veronica was initially hesitant to spend any money that wasn't hers

She had grown up in a household where money was tight sometimes and they couldn't always afford to waste money on non-essentials, but now she's in a situation where her wives told her to just buy what she wanted

They have a shared account that all of their credit cards are linked too, which Chandler is in charge of paying off

Once she got over the initial awkwardness she started spending like crazy

The main target of her urge is pokemon cards

Its like gambling for her, and no matter how many times Chandler tells her that it would be easier and cheaper to just buy the cards she wants outright Veronica will still buy packs

Every time they go to a store with Pokemon cards Veronica will buy some

She doesn't even know how to play the game, she just buys packs

She has literal boxes upon boxes of commons sitting in her room just collecting dust

Its not limited to cards, she'll also buy funko pops, anime collectibles, books and the like

The Heathers collect all these things too to some extent but the sheer amount Veronica buys is crazy

Its not a financial issue for the Heathers, they have more than enough, its a space issue

Veronica's room is simply not big enough to hold everything, and Chandler refuses to have any of her "nerd shit" in places where guests could see

Its gotten to the point that Veronica's room is less of a room and more of a closet or storage unit

One of the things she spends money on had become its own hobby

Veronica is one of those adults who spends just a ridiculous amount of money on LEGO

She of course had some as a kid but it was a rare treat and not something she was able to get very often, so now that she had money she buys whatever she wants

The LEGO store at the mall knows her by name with how often she comes in and lets her know of any deals or promotions that are coming up

She buys all of those really big expensive sets and puts them on display in her office

Her favorites are the Colosseum and the Eiffel Tower

Fun fact: The Lego Eiffel Tower is only 7 Inches Shorter than Duke

She's 5'3 and the set is 4'8

She had to build it in the living room because of how much space it was taking up, and as it grew taller and taller Duke became even more flabbergasted

She could not believe that she was almost shorter than a fucking LEGO set

At the LEGO store you can build your own minifigures and one time she made one for each of the Heathers and herself

Chandler said that she thought it was stupid but Veronica caught her admiring it and smiling not even 5 minutes later

She also has a pretty big passion for anime

It was something she got into during high school, not because of anyone or anything, mostly just because she was interested

She's watched almost all of the major animes and many of the lesser-known ones, and she tries to share this love with her wives

One time she decided to sit down and watch all of One Piece without taking a break

She stayed on the couch for almost 2 weeks, only stopping to go to the bathroom, refill on snacks, and sleep for a few hours

Besides those times she was basically cationic and the Heathers began to get really worried

She only stopped and rejoined the world of the living when Mac started crying

Her favorite kinds of anime are those that are really messed up

If it doesn't have some kind of twist or premise that makes you wanna vomit then she probably isn't gonna enjoy it as much

Things like Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, Psycho Pass or Devilman Crybaby

Of course watching these shows does not help her sleep problems but she's a bad bitch she don't care

She has to watch these kinds of shows alone

One time Duke came into the living room while she was watching one of the many disturbing scenes in The End of Evangelion and from the way she looked you'd think she'd just come back from Vietnam

[veronicainnit]

Heathers but 00s cartoon for white girls

[happyyft]

RAHHH. incorrect quotes..

[scrunchie-87]

knock knock Heathers fandom

[toxinoire]

Feeling inspired so if Heathers the Musical was filmed on a set.

Director: And, action!

Veronica: A future gas station attendant.

Kurt: ....

Kurt: ...You have a zit right there.

Veronica: That wasn't your line.

Kurt: I know, I forgot my line.

Director: WAIT keep that there. That is perfect!

Veronica and Kurt: What-

~~~~~

Heather: If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.

Heather:

Heather: Pfft-

Heather: Heather!

Heather: Sorry, sorry. I can't help it because now I am imagining you holding a meat cleaver trying to measure Veronica's angles.

Director: This is the 75th take.

~~~~~

Heather: Honey whatcha waiting for-

Heather: *push* SHUT UP HEATHER!

Heather: *falls*

Heather: Ow.

Heather: Oh crap wait-

~~~~~

Everyone: Holyyyy shiiiitttt

Veronica:

Veronica: Crap, wait I forgot my que, sorry.

~~~~~

Heather: VERONICA DON'T FORGET THE CORN NUTS IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT CORN NUTS!

Veronica:

Heather:

Both: Pft-

Director: Damn it you two.

~~~~~

Ram: Why do you gotta be so weird all the time-

Martha: Says the guy who wears his underwear for half the musical.

Ram: Martha please stop, we need to get through this scene.

~~~~~

Heather: My d---'s bigger than John Lennon!

Director: HEATHER STOP-

~~~~

Kurt: Veronica, please take this seriously.

Veronica: Kinda hard to when you're singing about balls and well, you two are actually gentleman in real life.

~~~~

Kurt and Ram: Big sword fight in her mouth~

Martha: How do you even fit two d!cks in one mouth?

Heather: Martha, you're not even in this scene.

~~~~

JD: We can start and finish war- *drops gun* Oh shit.

Kurt, in a spiderman position on the fence: Hah you dropped your- *falls* AH

~~~~

Veronica: Shouldn't you three be dead, why are you in this scene?

Heather: The director thought it would be funny for Kurt and Ram to attend their own funerals.

~~~~

Miss Flemming: *reading the lyrics for Shine A Light* Do...Do I have to say this?

Director: Yeah.

Miss Flemming: "I faked it" Did you forget we casted my real husband for this-

~~~~

Heather: Are you saying Westerburg is a bad place?!

Heather: No I- *starts laughing*

Heather: Heather, come on.

Heather: Sorry, it's kinda weird to see you be mean when you're the nicest person ever.

Heather: We need to get through this scene.

Heather: Okay, okay. Bully me, give me your best.

Heather: Oh my gosh Heather.

~~~~

Martha: *practicing* I took that scab and put in a loc- Okay, I don't want to say that.

Director: You have too.

Martha: My character is supposed to be an innocent bean, not a creep.

Director: Because she's not a creep.

Martha: No one fucking puts a scab in a locket!

~~~~~

Veronica: This is it! I won't cry-

JD: But I would.

Veronica: Jason stop interrupting me while I sing this song is very hard to sing.

~~~~~

Veronica: How am I supposed to take this seriously when Heather's in a kimono and Kurt and Ram are in their underwear posing like 🧍🏻‍♀️

~~~~~

JD: I WAS MEANT TO BE YOOOOUUUURRRSSSSS

Veronica: I'm in the closet-

JD: Veronica, stop.

~~~~~

Veronica: I wish you'd come with me!

JD: I wish I had more TNT!

Veronica:

JD:

Both: *starts laughing*

Director: Damn it! Take 67!

~~~~~

JD: Our love is Gooooooddddd

Veronica: Say hi to God.

Heather³, backstage: Kaboom~

~~~~~

All: BEAUTIFUUUUUULLLLLL

Director: CUT!

Everyone: Oh thank goodness.

Heather: That was a hard note to hold.

[vympirestake]

Hello, could I please request head cannons for: Veronica Sawyer, poly Billy and stu, brahms heelshire, and marko from the lost boys where their s/O is very insecure about how they look and always wear a mask and maybe their reaction to seeing their face for the first time.

— Insecure Masked S/O

— Various x GN!Reader, just fluff, headcanons

— Mentions of insecurity, a little bit of bullying maybe

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— Veronica Sawyer

Veronica is your knight in shining armor, your protector and biggest supporter

Her alliance with the Heathers makes it so, if she so chose, she could squash anyone who dare try to shun you either for your mask or (this bring a semi small town) your actual face if they've seen it

She's always quick to your defence, whether or not you were going to defend yourself she is chewing everyone out and moving you to where she can check up on you

Literally starstruck when she sees your face

She's more gentle than the others, opting to gently brush her fingertips along your cheeks, across your jaw, smoothing your hair down if the mask had covered it

She is really just in awe, wanting to make you feel wholly loved and appreciated for everything you are

If anything, she gets more protective of you. Feeling as though, because you entrusted her with the barest part of you, she needs to keep it safe

For a complete sidenote, I think in this AU instead of thirsting for Veronica, JD sees himself in her fierce passion for you (and he just thinks you're neat, probably always talking down society and norms to encourage you) so he ropes her into killing in your name

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— Poly Ghostface

In a couple words, the general idea is that these boys would kill and be killed for you

This goes for really just in general, mask or no mask, but the fact that you are so insecure almost seems to triple this instinct

You can bet they're shoved right into your sides whenever you're in public, staring down and threatening anyone who even looks at you funny

When you finally decide to show them your face they both sit in their anxious anticipation

They'll love you no matter what, don't get me wrong, but they don't want to mess this up and make you more uncomfortable

When you actually show them they both just sit there like :0, literally in the gif just wide eyed with their mouths slightly agape

Stu giving a quiet whisper of "woah, man" before diving in to finally kiss your face for the first time

Billy (lowkey pissed Stu beat him to it) moves the blonde out of the way so he can get his smooch too, both assuring you beyond a shadow of a doubt that they love you masked or not

Billy especially gets almost a power thrill from seeing your face, knowing he's one of a very select few to actually see you which, in his mind, makes you all the more his

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— Brahms Heelshire

Of anyone, Brahms is going to understand your insecurities the best

Your mask is probably what made him comfortable in his choice to finally reveal himself

He knew that you wouldn't judge or be afraid of him purely because of his face or his way of hiding it

When you do finally reveal your face to Brahms, he is filled with nothing but pure adoration

He knows that taking off your mask, removing that layer of security, and being so very vulnerable around him makes Brahms fall that much deeper in love with you

Unfortunately, this probably means he would end up staring for an uncomfortably long amount of time, nearly making you regret removing the mask in the first place

Before you could fathom apologizing Brahms, in turn, removes his own mask

It's such a gentle moment, quietly and with so much care exploring the newly revealed skin of the other

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— Marko

While Marko doesn't necessarily understand your insecurity, he nontheless tries his hardest to make sure you're more or less as comfortable as possible

He strives to make you as comfortable in your own skin as he can

He's always right by your side, offering a comforting hand or a moment alone

You know the other boys are always checking back on you two, especially looking out for Marko flagging down their newest meal who thought being disrespectful towards you would be ok

Marko has an interesting opinion on it, knowing that his "human" face is really only a mask for the vampiric one but it makes him not as serious as the others might be

Not to say he doesn't understand the importance of this! But more that he feels the removal of the "mask" is empowering and therefore should be celebrated

So when you remove the mask for the first time, he's whooping and hollering

"yeah! that's my s/o" while he bounds up to kiss you

probably immediately shows you his vampire face (if you haven't seen it already) so you can finally see each other bare

[evewasheretoday]

Random Headcanons I Have About The Heathers and Veronica!

Chandler buys a lot of things for Veronica.

“Heather, what are you doing?” Veronica stared confusedly at the other girl.

“Buying you actual clothes,” Heather replied, rolling her eyes before shoving two bags of clothes into the brunette's arms.

Duke recommends a bunch of books for Veronica to read (if she wanted or could).

“I think you'd like this,” Duke said before giving her the book in one of her hands.

“Heather,” Veronica breathed slowly. “This is a mental health book”

Mac loves showing off at carnival games and such.

“Heather,” Veronica said. “You're dragging this poor booth's prizes through the mud..”

“Veronica, look! That little bear there on the shelf looks like you” Mac responded. “I think I'm going to aim for it!”

“STOP!!” The man running the booth shouted.

Veronica loves correcting the Heathers (especially Chandler and Duke) whenever they make a mistake with their words.

“It's myriad, NOT myaridad” Veronica stated with a smile.

Chandler shot a murderous glare back at her. “It's keggers with kids all next year”

Veronica quickly raised her hands up in the air.

“I told you to stop pulling her dick” Duke muttered beside her.

[kay2-0]

tw mentions of suicide but it’s just the word suicide

So I saw this idea and HAD to do it!! This is not my drawing, but my drawing tablet is getting repaired SOOOO

but I took these characters and did a little quiz for them, and almost every detail has a meaning

like Duke’s outfit is EXACTLY like chandlers but green to show that she follows Chandlers every command

Veronica kind of has her own style with the spiky jacket but still incorporated heathers as the little tie thing

And McNamara’s the only one with a not sharp collar to show her softer personality, and she has a bow! And she has a spiky jacket to show she can be mean- but she does have the softer collar to show she’s not all that sharp. And Duke and McNamara have matching hairclips sooo

and Veronica’s the only one who had piercings to show her rougher side,

and McNamara has a little bandaid to show her healing from her suicide attempt!!

[smad-lesbian]

What do you mean this is not canon?

Look. At. Them.

Their is nothing heterosexual in those eyes

[leoleolovesdc]

More people should explore the humor in poly Heathers + Veronica AUs where Mac, Chandler and Duke are already dating before meeting Ronica, because when she walks up to them in the bathroom and asks to be a part of their “clique” she’d be completely unaware that she’s just accidentally asked to join a polycule

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The Heathers + Veronica Headcannons

This is mostly just gonna be some random HCs plus some demographic information

Sorry this one is late, it was supposed to be last week's, but after certain world events I kinda lost all motivation to do much, but I'm doing better now then I was a few days ago

Heather Chandler:

Her birthday is on February 24th

She's 5'5 which is only ever so slightly taller than Duke, a fact that she never fails to remind her about

Everyone thinks she's the tallest, but that's bc she wears high heels 24/7

Mac is actually the tallest Heather, but she refuses to wear heels bc of how much they hurt her back, so it looks like she's the shortest

She's Pansexual but has exactly 0 interest in any man, especially after what happened with David

She is white as can be, specifically with French ancestry, her family is super racist and would disown any member that married someone of a different race

(For all of them, I hc that they look and sound like the off-broadway cast, so Veronica looks like Barrett, Mac like Elle McLemore and so on)

She doesn't know much French but she'll insert what little she does know into her speech, making her sound like Ms.Piggy

For example, "If you'll excuse moi I'm going to bed"

She tried learning more French but it frustrated her so much that she just gave up

She's an atheist, after seeing all of the things her mother did in the name of God she is convinced that there is no higher being

She is 100000% a bottom, she might be dominant irl but in the bedroom she just melts

She's one of those people who cannot function without coffee, if she doesn't have some first thing in the morning she will be even more bitchy than usual, which is saying something

She likes hers with a shit ton of creamer and sugar

She actually hates the taste of coffee but recognizes that without it she is basically a zombie

Chandler loves cats

She loves their mischievousness, the ways their ears move, their adorable little meows, she just thinks they're neat

This made it all the more upsetting to her that Heather Catler doesn't like her

She is the most fearful of her wives, a fact she likes to keep hidden despite knowing that they won't judge her for it

She's afraid of bugs (all kinds), snakes, flying/heights, ghosts/zombies and the like, blood, and dogs

She had a bad experience with a dog as a child and refuses to go anywhere near one, even service dogs

If she sees a dog she will nope out and get the hell outta there as fast as she can

One time a dog came up and started sniffing her as dogs do and she screamed so loud she broke a window before climbing on top of Veronica

She's also afraid of needles and the others have to trick her like she's a child to get her to go get her shots

She cries the entire time it happens and they have to go get ice cream after

Even Mac who is an absolute crybaby doesn't cry when she has to go get shots

She often threatens to kick one of her wives (usually Duke) out the bed because of something they did

Whenever she follows through on this threat she ends up missing them and going to join them in wherever they had been exiled to, which inevitably leads to the others joining them

She's the most mature of the four of them and is the one who has to come bail them out whenever they do something stupid

One time they were at Target and the three of them were acting stupid as usual and a mom came up to Chandler who was facepalming and told her that she understands how hard it is to have three teenage daughters

She only facepalmed even harder

She's tried to get them to act normal but they said "nah I don't really feel like it"

She pretends to hate it but she finds it super endearing

She likes red flavored things, except for Strawberry

She'll take Cherry or Raspberry or anything else, but if its Strawberry flavored she will gag

One time JD pranked her by getting her a Strawberry slushie and after realizing what flavor it actually was she dumped it on his head

She eats at least 3 bags of corn nuts a day, one at breakfast, at least once during the day and one at dinner

They have a whole shelf in their pantry dedicated to fucking corn nuts, BQ obviously

She's a total neat freak

She has a system for things and if someone messes with it she gets very upset

One time Veronica put the paprika where the cinnamon was supposed to go and Chandler was cross with her for the rest of the night

This conflicts with their very messy pets, or at least two of them

Catler's fur gets fucking everywhere, even in rooms that she's never been in before

Every time it looks like she's gotten the last of it she'll find another clump of fur in a corner

And don't her her started on Munchkin

Thankfully his destruction is limited to his room but there are hay and poop and toys everywhere and it makes her die inside when she sees it

When she gets upset she gets fucking pissed

When that happens her wives know to leave her alone and that when she calms herself down she'll come to them for comfort

Her temper is short and uncontrollable and it doesn't take much to get her to the point that she's screaming at the top of her lungs

And she is ruthless when she gets mad, one time some guy was being a sleazebag while she was on a date with Duke and she roasted him so badly that he started sobbing in the middle of the restaurant

She takes forever in the shower, so long that most days her wives get tired of waiting and just come join her

Her red schrunchie was a gift from Mac and when she got it she vowed to wear it every day

To this day she has worn it every single day, even her wedding day

She fucking hates winter and gets cold super easy

It might have something to do with the fact that she wears skirts every single day no matter what

If it is a single degree under 70 she spends all day bundled up under several blankets

She is a blanket hog and will steal everyone's blankets

Some once somehow stole Veronica's even though she was on the other side of the bed with Mac and Duke between them

When she is sick she is awful to be around

She whines and complains and is just really snappy, when it happens Duke and Veronica leave because they would end up losing their tempers on her quick, but Mac has dealt with this much longer and knows that she doesn't mean it

She gets nightmares really frequently but she refuses to let the others know or help her

They know but don't want to push her into talking if she's not ready

She so desperately needs to be the strong one, because if she's not the strong one then what is she?

Heather Duke:

She was born March 17th, 20XX

She's 5'3, making her the shortest Heather

She fucking hates that she's so short

She has a hard time grabbing things on high shelves, people always look down on her (literally), it makes her less intimidating, its just generally annoying

On that first thought, Veronica will literally pick her up so she can grab the thing that she was trying to grab

She'll also put her in the kid seat in shopping carts, which Duke can't get out of herself

She's lesbian, exactly 0 interest in any man

She actually thought she was AroAce for a while, but she realized she was lesbian when she joined the Heathers

She's full blooded Korean, and she can speak the language fluently

When she gets really upset she'll switch to Korean unintentionally and start ranting

She's an atheist as well, but I can also see her being a pagan or Wiccan

Her family adopted Christianity when they moved to America, but they did it mostly for show and to fit in with the American culture, so true belief was never really passed down to Duke

Definitely a switch, leaning dom but is submissive sometimes

She has dyslexia and for the longest time had trouble reading

Eventually she got some glasses to help her, and now that she can read without difficulty she fell in love with it

Duke was worried about how glasses would make her look, but her wives were incredibly supportive

Chandler told her that she thinks that she looks sooooo sexy with her glasses, and that meant a lot to Duke bc she knows that Chandler isn't one to censor herself or lie to save other's feelings

Bc she's so small she can wear the other's clothes without any problems and so she'll often be seen wearing one of Mac's sweaters or Veronica's sweatpants or something

She's mostly gotten over her eating disorder, but occasionally those thoughts come up

Her wives have learned how to read her body language and can tell when she's having those kinds of thoughts, and if they see it they'll all take the day off and pamper her

When she gets upset at one of her wives she'll kick them, and her kicks fucking hurt

One time she kicked Chandler so hard after she made some snarky remark that a bruise formed and she started to tone it down

When she gets mad its a kind of quiet anger and it scares the shit out of her wives

If she starts to get really quiet her wives know something or someone fucked up and know to stay out of her way

Even Chandler will not interfere

She's so petty that she plays multiplayer games like Mario Party in her freetime just so she has the advantage on Chandler whenever the next game night rolls around

Heather McNamara:

She was born on June 22nd, 20XX

She's 5'7, being the tallest actual Heather, but of course Veronica towers over them all

She's a lesbian just like Duke, but unlike her she's known it from the day that she met Chandler

She's also white, specifically from Irish Heritage, but she knows fuck all about Ireland and has no real desire to learn more about it

Mac's not really sure about religion, she thinks that there's some kind of deity or higher power but she's not sure which

The best way to describe it would be agnostic, but Mac doesn't have a label for it

She's decided to just live her life in the best way she can and in a way that works for her and to not sweat about a god or afterlife

Mac is a Disney shill

Despite her cute personality and demeanor, she is a top and takes charge in the bedroom

She loves everything Disney puts out (not so much Star Wars or Marvel, but Pixar, the Muppets and regular Disney Animation yes)

She spends a lot of time watching old movies or shows on Disney+ or trying to convince the others to plan their next trip to Disney World

She is also an avid reader of fanficiton

She normally doesn't like to read, but when it comes to fanfiction she's almost as bad as Duke or Veronica

She mostly reads MLP stuff, but also branches out into Frozen and Pokemon

If chicken nuggets weren't one of her safe foods she would probably be a vegetarian, she loves animals and can't stand the thought of eating them, but at the same time chicken nuggets are really good

She 100% plays with her dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets before eating them and gets sad when they're in her tummy

She has autism and was thankfully diagnosed early in life, allowing her to have many years of therapy to help develop coping mechanisms and understand what sets her off

However there are still some things that can trigger a meltdown, such as abrupt changes in schedule, especially if it involves her wives like one of them having to stay late at work, certain loud sounds (mostly alarms), itchy/uncomfortable fabrics, being forced to be around certain unsafe foods, and crowded indoor spaces

She insists that she isn't cute, and the others have to agree with her there

She's not cute, she's really cute

Her pout can make even the most stubborn person she knows (Chandler) bend to her will, a fact that she uses to her advantage frequently

She cries very easily and often

Usually its not for anything bad, but whenever she feels some strong emotion, be it anger, joy, or fear the tears will start to flow

She hates making eye contact with people and will refuse to do so, even with her wives

She is super strong, not like super buff or anything but she has very well defined muscles

She kept up with an exercise regiment even after leaving the cheer squad so she's stayed in shape

Because of this her hugs feel really good, same with her cuddles

Most nights she falls asleep on the couch and has to be carried to the bed

She's always dreamed of acting in a play, but she's too nervous to go and audition, so for now at least she sticks to singing in the shower and car

She wanted to do drama in high school but Chandler convinced her to do cheer instead, staying drama is where the nerds went and the popular girls did cheer

She has hundreds of stuffed animals, and she's named each of them and remembers all of them

She fucking suckssssss at Math, it is her worst subject by far

She cannot do anything more complicated than multiplication without a calculator

Veronica Sawyer:

She was born on January 16th, 20XX

She's 5'11

She hated being that tall as people would make fun of her for it, but now that she's with the Heathers she enjoys it, as it makes messing them with so much easier

She's bisexual and definitely had a crush on JD when they first met, but now she only thinks of him as a good friend and he's AroAce anyway

She jokes that she's Heather-sexual but none of the Heathers find it funny

She's also white, from English heritage

Sometimes she'll get her monocle on and start talking in a bad British accent

If Chandler sees it she bangs her head against the nearest surface

Veronica is an atheist, but was a Christian when she first met the Heathers

Through some talks with Chandler and JD she became disillusioned with the church and with faith, but this split caused a rift with her parents, especially when she informed them that she wasn't getting married in a church or by a priest

Her parents aren't the "if you are gay you're going to hell" kinda Christians but they were still worried about her soul or whatever

Is also a switch, but she leans submissive

She's a huge history nut and is a walking encyclopedia of historical information

She finds going to museums and shit like that fun, but they bore her wives to death so she usually ends up going alone

She was a straight A student in school, was always on the honor roll and if she hadn't joined the Heathers and had to deal with all their drama she was definetly in the running for Valedictorian

She stays up late at night watching true crime documentaries on Youtube, a habit which annoys her wives to no end

They're trying to get some sleep but the light from Veronica's phone is keeping them up, not to mention the sound

Its made even worse by the fact that she uses light mode for some ungodly reason

Chandler eventually got sleep masks and earbuds for the three of them so they can actually get some sleep

Veronica has insomnia and has trouble falling asleep most nights, that's why she stays up watching videos

She's gone to doctors and taken some meds, but none of them really help

Despite everything being cool between her wives and friends, she still feels guilt over how she ended up married to the biggest bullies in school who tormented her and her friends for years

She likes the weird flavors of things like Sour Cream and Onion Chips or Salt and Vinegar chips

One time she ordered the ketchup flavored Lays from Europe and Chandler nearly vomited from the smell

The Heathers are convinced that she just doesn't have taste buds and eats this weird crap to freak them out

But no, she just legitimately likes the taste

She also has the most tolerance for sour things and can eat bag after bag of sour candy, long after her wives tapped out

Speaking of food, Veronica is like a black hole

She can just inhale food and still be hungry

Whenever they get a shareable food like pizza they usually have to get a whole pizza for just her

She collects records

Her dad gave her his old player when she moved out along with his old collection

Its one of the few things Veronica has that Chandler likes bc it "gives the home character" whatever that means

[veronicainnit]

[happyyft]

Pickle.

[stanheatherchandlerlol]

I’m curious to what y’all think. This fandom has been going for like YEARS now, so it’s time to look back….

me, I would say PoshBiscuit, just because she has The Prom Bet, Yours Veronica, The Start of Forever, ABCs and 123s, etc. Like multiple very well-known fics, over multiple years, rather than just one. I might be biased tho lol, i’ve loved Posh for years

I think their could be an argument for britishngay tho because back in the day they were GRINDING out the heathers fics lol i think they did like 30. idk tho what do u think?

who here is the most well known? who has the most status?

[toxinoire]

This...was definitely the last thing Veronica expected to see.

And most definitely NEVER wanted to see.

Her three idiots are currently laughing their asses off, as Veronica is the one looking at her mother as if she was the one who forgot to do the dishes earlier this morning, and at her father as if he was the one who smashed the plate.

"Sweetie, we can explain..."

"Explain what? That you two are fucking both my English teacher and my P.E. teacher?!" Veronica really couldn't believe it. "How did this even happen?! Heather, stop laughing!"

"Uh....how old were you when you were in 7th grade?" Her mom sheepishly replied as she rubbed the back of her neck.

"SEVENTH GRADE- MOM, DAD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" Veronica couldn't believe it, how did she never catch them before?!

"Remember when you broke your arm and we had to pick you up? Well, it kind of just escalated from there..." Her dad explained.

Veronica sighed and looked at her teachers. "Unprofessional. Both of you."

"Now, Veronica," Miss Fleming started. "We're still your teachers-"

Veronica cut her off. "And you're doing both of my parents."

"Uh..." The coach fidgeted with the hem of his shirt, which fortunately, hadn't been taken off yet. "We're aren't the only ones..."

Veronica's eyes widened and that was also enough to get the stop light trio to stop laughing.

"What do you mean by that?" Asked Veronica.

"Uh, sweetie...we've kind of...did it with half the staff of your school already..." Said her dad.

....

"Veronica?" Heather waved a hand in front of her.

"...Son of a bITCH-"

@horror-lady00 @therandoranover @scrunchie-87 Hey look what I wrote after that crack shit.

[octoariadneeeeexoxo]

its either cutesy and feminine or insane and silly, no in between