#poly!heathers+veronica

[humorisstoredinthetits]

Poly Heathers & Veronica and Random Ass Heathers Headcannons

Chandler:

Chandler has absolutely zero patience

If she has to wait for more than 5 minutes for anything she gets super pissed off

Her mortal enemy is the DMV for this very reason

She will put off going until the very last minute and by the time she reaches the front of the line she is on her last straw

One time they tried pulling the usual DMV bullshit on her and she screamed at the lady for so long that she started crying

She may not look like it but she is a complete worry wart

If one of her wives are even a few minutes late to getting home she starts panicking and will interrogate them the second they enter about why they were late and if anything went wrong

If one of them are upset and won't tell her why she assumes that she did something wrong and starts feeling horrible

She'll then go bake them a cake or something to apologize to them which often leads to awkward situations where Chandler is apologizing for upsetting them and they are so confused

She is extremely protective of her wives

If anyone does anything to bother or inconvenience them she will fight them (not literally but she's got pretty close to it)

There was a time some scalper ripped some Pokemon Cards out of Veronica's hands and Chandler started berating him, telling him that he was a fucking loser who lived in his mom's basement and she went on and on to the point the guy pissed his pants and ran away crying

Veronica was so embarrassed but Chandler was proud of herself for "defending her wife's honor"

She actually enjoys yelling at people and making fun of them, a bit of a leftover from her high school days

But now she only does it to people who deserve it

She is one of those people who constantly buys herself 'little treats' for doing housework and dealing with bullshit

She also totally jumped on the Stanley Cup bandwagon and bought dozens and now all they do is collect dust

She is a total attention hog

She gets super lonely being at home all day by herself so when her wives are home she wants their attention

She'll poke them, throw pillows at them, say their names over and over again until they put down whatever they are doing and pay attention to her

She has a very low pain tolerance

Anything more than a small scrape will have her in tears

She actually hates Croquet but plays it anyway because it makes her feel fancy and sophisticated

The four of them went to get matching tattoos but she was so afraid of the needle that she never ended up getting it and now only three of them have it

This one might be a given but she is so fucking dramatic

If any little thing upsets her she acts like the world is ending

One time she got a papercut and complained about it for three fucking hours, even after Duke put some antiseptic and a band-aid on it

She's also a salty bitch and never lets anything go, much to the annoyance of everyone around her

She has pretty severe religious trauma and reacts very negatively to it, usually in the form of violence

She tried gouging the eye out of some Jehovas' Witnesses that just would not leave their home with her heel

They had to get JD to threaten them with his guns for them to fuck off and not go to the police

Speaking of JD, they're trauma buddies and try and help each other with their triggers

Chandler has gotten everyone in a 5 mile radius to not use fireworks under threat of their lives being made literal hell and if JD sees someone putting up antagonizing religious imagery or if he sees the crazy street preachers he deals with it, usually under threat of death

Duke:

Her favorite place in the world is the library

When things get to be too much she'll go over there, find a book and head into a private room where she can sit and read and let the world melt away

One time she forgot to tell her wives where she was going and when she got home the police were there to take a missing persons report

After that Chandler forced her to carry an AirTag around with her so it wouldn't happen again

She actually doesn't like books that have deep moral implications or that you have to think about long after you've finished reading

She prefers fantasy or things like that where she can escape and just have a good time reading

She 100% has a secret Tumblr account where she partakes in book discourse, giving the most dogshit of takes to piss people off and laughing when they try and argue with her

She is actually the most spiteful of the four of them, she never forgets and just bides her time to take revenge

If one of them does something to piss her off they have to watch their back for weeks until Duke decides that it is the time to strike

She fucking hates Adam Sandler

Anytime someone so much as mentions him she will go on a whole rant about how unfunny he is and how terrible his movies are

She's super insecure about her place in the relationship and worries that she doesn't bring enough to the table to justify having her there

Her wives have to remind her that she doesn't have to bring anything, this is a relationship not a business agreement, and they love her just as she is

It is her dream to buy a golf cart and drive it around while shooting unsuspecting passerby (Chandler) with a nerf gun

She hates sand but puts up with it bc the others love going to the beach

If they go she just sits under an umbrella with a good book

Mac:

She is an absolute girlfailure

If she sees a pretty girl she fucking melts, much to the dismay of her wives who have to remind her that she's happily married

Then she starts melting more bc holy crap she's married to three beautiful women!!!

She is not a very good driver

She tends to get distracted by the music or some poor dead animal on the side of the road which inevitably leads to some close calls

If the four of them go somewhere she is not allowed to drive

Her purse is super unorganized

There's receipts, makeup, lipstick, some candy, loose change, just all kinds of crap floating around in there

Her ears aren't actually pierced, she was too afraid to get it done, so whenever she wears earrings she has the clip-on ones

She is a walking encyclopedia of local wildlife

She can hear a bird chirping and immediately recognize what species it is

She got super into Pokemon Go when that came out

She was one of those people who almost fell off a cliff because they weren't looking where they were going while playing the game

She's the most prideful of her sexuality and is not afraid to hide it

She has a lesbian flag on her car, she flies a lesbian flag outside their house, the whole nine yards

This inevitably got her into conflict with her rich conservative neighbors who heavily dislike the fact that she's so open about it

They would make snide comments and it made Mac pretty upset so Chandler decided to make their lives hell

Her and Mac act just super gay whenever one of their neighbors is watching, kissing and hugging and talking loudly about how much they love being gay

Chandler even hung additional pride flags outside their home

Whenever one of the more "brave" neighbors came over to confront them about the life of sin they were leading Chandler told him to fuck off and mind his own business before proceeding to make out with all three of her wives in front of him and telling him that for each complaint or comment they made she would add another gay thing to the house

Mac loves bath bombs and will spend hours in the tub after using one

It gets to the point that the others have to come check up on her every once in a while to make sure she's alive

She refuses to buy the 'boring' versions of things and will always buy the 'fun ones'

Like she'll only use band-aids that have characters on them, etc.

She is a huge Swiftie and paid a ridiculous sum of money even for them to go to one of her concerts on the Eras Tour

Duke is a Swift hater and that was a source of tension in the household for a while

She was a huge Thomas the Train fan as a kid and had one of those huge tables with a bunch of tracks and buildings and shit

She would never let Chandler play with Thomas and she is still salty about that to this day

She doesn't drink bc she doesn't like the taste so she's often the designated driver, a position which pairs poorly with her shitty driving

She doesn't sleep well unless she's cuddled up to her wives

Despite this she falls asleep in the car very easily and often has to be carried back inside like a child

She also still sleeps with a stuffie, picking a different one every night

Veronica:

She was a total teacher's pet before joining the Heathers

Was the kind of person to remind the teacher about the homework they forgot

That might have something to do with why she wasn't liked very much in her school years

Still after all these years cannot accessorize for shit or even plan an outfit, much to Chandler's frustration, who insists that her talent should have rubbed off on her after all the time they've spent together

In reality Veronica pretends to not know anything so Chandler keeps helping her bc it makes her feel special and she knows that deep down Chandler likes picking her outfits for her

She refuses to make any social media accounts because she thinks they're dumb and time wasters

She's the most politically aware/active of her wives and is often the one to explain current events to them and what they will mean

The others either don't really get it (Chandler/Mac) or it makes them too stressed out to pay too much attention (Duke)

During election season she'll often participate in campaigning for her preferred candidate and volunteers to go door-to-door campaigning

She's the kind of person who gets upset if their partner tries to do something romantic during a movie

Like one time her and Chandler were on a date and went to a movie and sat in the very back

Chandler thought they were gonna kiss and maybe a little more but anytime she tried to initiate anything Veronica would get pissed and say that she was trying to watch the fucking movie, what is it that you possibly want Heather

If she's pissed at one of her wives she'll call them Heather instead of a nickname and if that happens they know they fucked up, its like when your parent calls you by your full name

She started taking fencing lessons on a whim bc why not

She buys just the dumbest and most random shit

Like one time she bought some authentic samurai swords from Japan for no reason besides that she thought they were cool

[veronicasawyerslawyer]

Dead ho walking

[veronicainnit]

Heathers but 00s cartoon for white girls

[happyyft]

RAHHH. incorrect quotes..

[scrunchie-87]

knock knock Heathers fandom

[evewasheretoday]

Random Headcanons I Have About The Heathers and Veronica!

Chandler buys a lot of things for Veronica.

“Heather, what are you doing?” Veronica stared confusedly at the other girl.

“Buying you actual clothes,” Heather replied, rolling her eyes before shoving two bags of clothes into the brunette's arms.

Duke recommends a bunch of books for Veronica to read (if she wanted or could).

“I think you'd like this,” Duke said before giving her the book in one of her hands.

“Heather,” Veronica breathed slowly. “This is a mental health book”

Mac loves showing off at carnival games and such.

“Heather,” Veronica said. “You're dragging this poor booth's prizes through the mud..”

“Veronica, look! That little bear there on the shelf looks like you” Mac responded. “I think I'm going to aim for it!”

“STOP!!” The man running the booth shouted.

Veronica loves correcting the Heathers (especially Chandler and Duke) whenever they make a mistake with their words.

“It's myriad, NOT myaridad” Veronica stated with a smile.

Chandler shot a murderous glare back at her. “It's keggers with kids all next year”

Veronica quickly raised her hands up in the air.

“I told you to stop pulling her dick” Duke muttered beside her.

[toxinoire]

Feeling inspired so if Heathers the Musical was filmed on a set.

Director: And, action!

Veronica: A future gas station attendant.

Kurt: ....

Kurt: ...You have a zit right there.

Veronica: That wasn't your line.

Kurt: I know, I forgot my line.

Director: WAIT keep that there. That is perfect!

Veronica and Kurt: What-

~~~~~

Heather: If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.

Heather:

Heather: Pfft-

Heather: Heather!

Heather: Sorry, sorry. I can't help it because now I am imagining you holding a meat cleaver trying to measure Veronica's angles.

Director: This is the 75th take.

~~~~~

Heather: Honey whatcha waiting for-

Heather: *push* SHUT UP HEATHER!

Heather: *falls*

Heather: Ow.

Heather: Oh crap wait-

~~~~~

Everyone: Holyyyy shiiiitttt

Veronica:

Veronica: Crap, wait I forgot my que, sorry.

~~~~~

Heather: VERONICA DON'T FORGET THE CORN NUTS IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT CORN NUTS!

Veronica:

Heather:

Both: Pft-

Director: Damn it you two.

~~~~~

Ram: Why do you gotta be so weird all the time-

Martha: Says the guy who wears his underwear for half the musical.

Ram: Martha please stop, we need to get through this scene.

~~~~~

Heather: My d---'s bigger than John Lennon!

Director: HEATHER STOP-

~~~~

Kurt: Veronica, please take this seriously.

Veronica: Kinda hard to when you're singing about balls and well, you two are actually gentleman in real life.

~~~~

Kurt and Ram: Big sword fight in her mouth~

Martha: How do you even fit two d!cks in one mouth?

Heather: Martha, you're not even in this scene.

~~~~

JD: We can start and finish war- *drops gun* Oh shit.

Kurt, in a spiderman position on the fence: Hah you dropped your- *falls* AH

~~~~

Veronica: Shouldn't you three be dead, why are you in this scene?

Heather: The director thought it would be funny for Kurt and Ram to attend their own funerals.

~~~~

Miss Flemming: *reading the lyrics for Shine A Light* Do...Do I have to say this?

Director: Yeah.

Miss Flemming: "I faked it" Did you forget we casted my real husband for this-

~~~~

Heather: Are you saying Westerburg is a bad place?!

Heather: No I- *starts laughing*

Heather: Heather, come on.

Heather: Sorry, it's kinda weird to see you be mean when you're the nicest person ever.

Heather: We need to get through this scene.

Heather: Okay, okay. Bully me, give me your best.

Heather: Oh my gosh Heather.

~~~~

Martha: *practicing* I took that scab and put in a loc- Okay, I don't want to say that.

Director: You have too.

Martha: My character is supposed to be an innocent bean, not a creep.

Director: Because she's not a creep.

Martha: No one fucking puts a scab in a locket!

~~~~~

Veronica: This is it! I won't cry-

JD: But I would.

Veronica: Jason stop interrupting me while I sing this song is very hard to sing.

~~~~~

Veronica: How am I supposed to take this seriously when Heather's in a kimono and Kurt and Ram are in their underwear posing like 🧍🏻‍♀️

~~~~~

JD: I WAS MEANT TO BE YOOOOUUUURRRSSSSS

Veronica: I'm in the closet-

JD: Veronica, stop.

~~~~~

Veronica: I wish you'd come with me!

JD: I wish I had more TNT!

Veronica:

JD:

Both: *starts laughing*

Director: Damn it! Take 67!

~~~~~

JD: Our love is Gooooooddddd

Veronica: Say hi to God.

Heather³, backstage: Kaboom~

~~~~~

All: BEAUTIFUUUUUULLLLLL

Director: CUT!

Everyone: Oh thank goodness.

Heather: That was a hard note to hold.

[inkyboi2024]

Poly Heathers for your Valentines Day

(If it looks rushed, that's because it is)

[miserykai]

I made this some time ago but I’m posting it here for the first time so here’s a polyheathers because I love them <3

[vympirestake]

Hello, could I please request head cannons for: Veronica Sawyer, poly Billy and stu, brahms heelshire, and marko from the lost boys where their s/O is very insecure about how they look and always wear a mask and maybe their reaction to seeing their face for the first time.

— Insecure Masked S/O

— Various x GN!Reader, just fluff, headcanons

— Mentions of insecurity, a little bit of bullying maybe

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— Veronica Sawyer

Veronica is your knight in shining armor, your protector and biggest supporter

Her alliance with the Heathers makes it so, if she so chose, she could squash anyone who dare try to shun you either for your mask or (this bring a semi small town) your actual face if they've seen it

She's always quick to your defence, whether or not you were going to defend yourself she is chewing everyone out and moving you to where she can check up on you

Literally starstruck when she sees your face

She's more gentle than the others, opting to gently brush her fingertips along your cheeks, across your jaw, smoothing your hair down if the mask had covered it

She is really just in awe, wanting to make you feel wholly loved and appreciated for everything you are

If anything, she gets more protective of you. Feeling as though, because you entrusted her with the barest part of you, she needs to keep it safe

For a complete sidenote, I think in this AU instead of thirsting for Veronica, JD sees himself in her fierce passion for you (and he just thinks you're neat, probably always talking down society and norms to encourage you) so he ropes her into killing in your name

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— Poly Ghostface

In a couple words, the general idea is that these boys would kill and be killed for you

This goes for really just in general, mask or no mask, but the fact that you are so insecure almost seems to triple this instinct

You can bet they're shoved right into your sides whenever you're in public, staring down and threatening anyone who even looks at you funny

When you finally decide to show them your face they both sit in their anxious anticipation

They'll love you no matter what, don't get me wrong, but they don't want to mess this up and make you more uncomfortable

When you actually show them they both just sit there like :0, literally in the gif just wide eyed with their mouths slightly agape

Stu giving a quiet whisper of "woah, man" before diving in to finally kiss your face for the first time

Billy (lowkey pissed Stu beat him to it) moves the blonde out of the way so he can get his smooch too, both assuring you beyond a shadow of a doubt that they love you masked or not

Billy especially gets almost a power thrill from seeing your face, knowing he's one of a very select few to actually see you which, in his mind, makes you all the more his

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— Brahms Heelshire

Of anyone, Brahms is going to understand your insecurities the best

Your mask is probably what made him comfortable in his choice to finally reveal himself

He knew that you wouldn't judge or be afraid of him purely because of his face or his way of hiding it

When you do finally reveal your face to Brahms, he is filled with nothing but pure adoration

He knows that taking off your mask, removing that layer of security, and being so very vulnerable around him makes Brahms fall that much deeper in love with you

Unfortunately, this probably means he would end up staring for an uncomfortably long amount of time, nearly making you regret removing the mask in the first place

Before you could fathom apologizing Brahms, in turn, removes his own mask

It's such a gentle moment, quietly and with so much care exploring the newly revealed skin of the other

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— Marko

While Marko doesn't necessarily understand your insecurity, he nontheless tries his hardest to make sure you're more or less as comfortable as possible

He strives to make you as comfortable in your own skin as he can

He's always right by your side, offering a comforting hand or a moment alone

You know the other boys are always checking back on you two, especially looking out for Marko flagging down their newest meal who thought being disrespectful towards you would be ok

Marko has an interesting opinion on it, knowing that his "human" face is really only a mask for the vampiric one but it makes him not as serious as the others might be

Not to say he doesn't understand the importance of this! But more that he feels the removal of the "mask" is empowering and therefore should be celebrated

So when you remove the mask for the first time, he's whooping and hollering

"yeah! that's my s/o" while he bounds up to kiss you

probably immediately shows you his vampire face (if you haven't seen it already) so you can finally see each other bare

[humorisstoredinthetits]

Poly Heathers & Veronica and More Headcannons

cuz why not

also can someone give me ideas pls being creative is hard

Chandler:

One of her favorite pastimes is harassing people who have wronged her or her wives

One time they went to a restaurant and Mac tried to order off the kids menu bc it had the only safe food for her on it but they wouldn't let her

Chandler tried arguing with the manager but they stood firm

The four of them decided to just leave but on the car ride home Mac started crying because she made things difficult for them and she hates doing that and why can't she just be normal and-

Chandler then vowed to make that restaurant burn for causing Mac to have a meltdown

Unfortunately JD wouldn't go along with her plan to actually burn down the restaurant so she had to move on to plan B

She started a months long Facebook campaign of smearing the restaurant, complete with dozens of alt accounts detailing false yet elaborate tales of their horrid experiences at the restaurant

She would strategically leave 1-star reviews at random intervals not too close together as to not arouse suspicion

She even had the health inspector called multiple times

Eventually all of this caused it to lose so much business that they could no longer stay open, causing Chandler to cackle with glee

She does things like that out of a mixture of pride, love, and general sadism

She has a general empathy problem, outside of her close circle of loved ones she finds it hard to empathize with people

This is especially true with people who Chandler perceives to have wronged them in some way, once that happens they are only worms to be crushed

But once she starts to care for a person, she really cares and would do literally anything for them

She knows the things she does are morally questionable, she just doesn't really care

Its the same thing when she was at Westerberg, all of the plebeians meant nothing and she never even considered the morality of it as long as it meant that the people she loved were safe

This has caused many fights with Veronica, who has a really strong moral compass

They'll be talking about the past and Chandler will show little remorse for how she acted, which will cause Veronica to get upset

Chandler understands on a conceptual level that what she did was bad, but she justifies it saying that it was for the greater good

In her mind the greater good means that it helped her loved ones

Contrary to popular belief, Chandler is not selfish, like at all

She actually values herself very little, her biggest priority is her wives

She spends all day thinking of them, when they're coming home, what they're going to want to eat, what little surprises can she do for them

She really just wants them to be happy and feel loved

Thats part of why she reacts so aggressively when someone messes with them, that and the trauma from middle school of course

She kinda just refuses to deal with her trauma for the most part, saying that she's moved past it

She has not, in fact, moved past it

Mac has been pressuring her into going see the same therapist as her, and recently Duke and Veronica have joined in, but she refuses to go

She thinks that it'll make her look weak, and she hates looking weak in front of her wives

The only trauma she's confronted in any capacity is her religious, and that's only because religion is so omnipresent in their small conservative town

Mac tries to remind her that this isn't middle school anymore, they don't need her to be strong all the time, but Chandler adamantly insists that she has to be

As you may have guessed, Chandler's mental state is like Chernobyl, just waiting for one wrong thing that'll cause a meltdown

Her sanity is basically held together with duct tape and love from her wives

Recently she's been copying JD and his slushie habit

JD is the only person she'll talk about her trauma with

They both share this anger with the world, a dark past that they refuse to talk about, and a desire to just burn everything around them

Veronica is ready to just drag both of their asses to a therapist before JD takes Chandler to the shooting range because she knows that will not end well for anyone

God that got dark

I'm gonna add some fluff bc that was kinda depressing

She spends way too much time on social media

That girl has a fucking addiction to it

During High School she was one of those people that would sit in the back of class and make TikToks instead of paying attention

She also refused to do anything physical during Phys Ed but everyone was afraid to fail her

All around she was just kinda a shitty student

Its not that she's dumb or anything, far from it, she just got pretty lazy bc she got the nerds to to her homework and Duke would tell her everything she needed to know for tests the day before

Once she left she got over her laziness and now can't sit still

Seriously this girl cannot sit still for the life of her, even if she's cuddling with her wives she needs to be scrolling her phone or stroking someone's hair or anything really

She probably has ADHD but there's no way in hell she's going anywhere near a doctor to get it checked out

She's super afraid of the doctors, mostly bc she hates getting shots or blood drawn and it seems like she always has to get at least one of the two whenever she goes

Its a whole fight whenever they go to get their flu shots

One time Veronica joked they just get a giant pet crate and carry her there and Chandler wouldn't stop pouting

She gets extreme road rage and is very liberal with her use of the horn

If someone parks like a dumbass in a parking lot she will zip tie carts to their car and watch as the person gets upset

Duke:

She snores so fucking loudly

Chandler almost smothered her one night bc oh my fucking god how was she supposed to sleep with Snorlax over there making Titanic horn noises every 5 seconds

Eventually she went to the doctor and got it fixed but good god for a while there it looked like their relationship was gonna collapse

She has a very hard time crying

She watched all of Violet Evergarden without shedding a single tear

Veronica started accusing her of being heartless

In reality, her parents used to punish her severely is she cried so she just suppressed it

She loves flipping people off

Its just so funny to her to give people the bird and watch their faces scrunch in anger

Its her primary way of communicating in the morning before she's had any coffee

She hates going swimming

Its partially from her lingering body image issues but also because (in her opinion) swimming sucks

It gets her hair wet and she has to dry it again, if she's at the beach then the water makes sand stick, being in the pool is ok but once you leave it you're just all dripping wet and its gross, she could go on

She almost strangled Mac when she suggested they go to a water park

But she does enjoy shooting people (Chandler) with a water gun

One time Chandler won at game night and so she filled one with ice cold water and proceeded to shoot Chandler, who let out a guttural scream and chased her around the house

This ended with Chandler grabbing the gun and shooting Duke several times before declaring that they were even

She absolutely refuses to write in any of her books

She's also one of those people who refused to hi-light or write in a textbook, considering it heresy

She loves chocolate but cannot stand mint chocolate

Veronica loves it and that has caused many arguments

She fucking loves it when it rains and she can stay home

She'll go to the library and curl up with a nice book and just listen to the sound of the rain

Mac:

She likes to wear baggy clothes like sweatpants and hoodies bc of how comfy they are

This causes issues during the summer when its 10 gagillion degrees outside and she's sweating buckets yet still refusing to change into some more appropriate clothes

She is way stronger than she looks

Her McNa-muscles are on point

She can very easily pick up Chandler and Veronica at the same time

She kept up her cheer exercise routine after leaving school bc it just felt wrong to stop, and because of it she's stayed in excellent shape

She's taken up drawing as a hobby, and while she's still not great she's improving by the day

She mainly draws her favorite characters kissing

She gets big into shipping whenever she watches something and will get into shipping wars

To this day she will argue that Discord x Fluttershy was stupid and that her and Twilight Sparkle should've gotten together

She'll get her nails done with cute designs and then refuse to touch anything so she doesn't ruin them

She's very easily distracted

Put a video of a cute animal in front of her and she zones in

Chandler takes advantage of this to talk about what she's getting Mac for Christmas or her birthday without having to awkwardly shoo her out

She cannot open childproof caps for the life of her

If she needs to open the bottle with her meds she had to get Veronica or Chandler to do it for her

She has a bad habit of chewing her nails when she gets nervous

She's basically the opposite of Chandler in the fact that she emphasizes far too much

Even one of those stupid commercials talking about how there are sick animals needing your help and you can help for a dollar a day or whatever will make her burst into tears

She owns about 100 different mugs but only uses like 3 of them

Chandler is getting annoyed about how much space they take up

Veronica:

She is godly at fairground games

With just a few bucks she can win any prize she wants

She's the most technologically literate of the four of them and is the one who plays IT when something goes wrong

Chandler is like a grandma when it comes to that so she's constantly having to help her fix the TV or her phone or whatever else

She made the other three take self-defense classes, especially after noting Chandler's tendencies to get in fights with people

Her parents made her take one before she went to high school, and she's really thankful for it as it got her out of many dangerous situations

She carries around pepper spray everywhere she goes and deep down she hopes that someone tries messing with her so she can spray their ass

She has the most diverse musical taste out of them

Her playlist can go from anime OPs to Green Day to Van Halen to Minecraft song parodies

One time Chandler tried listening to it but the whiplash she got from going from Komm Susser Tod to The Eye of the Spider was enough for her to give up

She got really upset on her 11th Birthday when her Hogwarts letter didn't come in

She was really counting on it to take her away from Ohio

Her and Chandler often fight over how they decorate their house

Chandler decorates like she's a 50 year old suburban white mom and Veronica just doesn't vibe with that style

She says that if she ever sees a "live, laugh, love" sign she is going to make her sleep on the couch for a month

Chandler retorts that if Veronica had her way their house would be covered in anime figures and posters, to which Veronica asks 'what's wrong with that?'

She fully believes in old superstitions like breaking glass and walking under a ladder are bad luck

She's the kind of person who won't fill up her car until its almost empty, much to the annoyance and fear of her wives

To her credit there have been some close calls but she's always managed to get to a gas station in time

She really loves Costco and goes multiple times a week to look for good deals

In reality she's looking for those huge packs of Pokemon cards bc she's an addict

[dustykneed]

heathers vampire au! 🧛🏼🦇

kind of want to make some sort of comic for it because man do i have backstory and plot planned (which is why they're kids here! like it's also because i wanted to draw them as kids loll but there's yuri later i swear! and also veronica 🤭)

[veronicainnit]

[happyyft]

Justtt doodles cuz I'm normal

[kay2-0]

tw mentions of suicide but it’s just the word suicide

So I saw this idea and HAD to do it!! This is not my drawing, but my drawing tablet is getting repaired SOOOO

but I took these characters and did a little quiz for them, and almost every detail has a meaning

like Duke’s outfit is EXACTLY like chandlers but green to show that she follows Chandlers every command

Veronica kind of has her own style with the spiky jacket but still incorporated heathers as the little tie thing

And McNamara’s the only one with a not sharp collar to show her softer personality, and she has a bow! And she has a spiky jacket to show she can be mean- but she does have the softer collar to show she’s not all that sharp. And Duke and McNamara have matching hairclips sooo

and Veronica’s the only one who had piercings to show her rougher side,

and McNamara has a little bandaid to show her healing from her suicide attempt!!

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Nicknames I personally headcanon that the Heathers use on Veronica!

Ronnie

Ronnie-Roo

Ronniekins

Ronica

Blue Heather

Blue bird

New Heather

New girl

Newbie

Saint Sawyer (or Saint Veronica)

Sawyer

Ver

Vee (or just V)