#poly!heathers+veronica

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Random Ass Heathers Headcannons

Chandler:

Chandler has absolutely zero patience

If she has to wait for more than 5 minutes for anything she gets super pissed off

Her mortal enemy is the DMV for this very reason

She will put off going until the very last minute and by the time she reaches the front of the line she is on her last straw

One time they tried pulling the usual DMV bullshit on her and she screamed at the lady for so long that she started crying

She may not look like it but she is a complete worry wart

If one of her wives are even a few minutes late to getting home she starts panicking and will interrogate them the second they enter about why they were late and if anything went wrong

If one of them are upset and won't tell her why she assumes that she did something wrong and starts feeling horrible

She'll then go bake them a cake or something to apologize to them which often leads to awkward situations where Chandler is apologizing for upsetting them and they are so confused

She is extremely protective of her wives

If anyone does anything to bother or inconvenience them she will fight them (not literally but she's got pretty close to it)

There was a time some scalper ripped some Pokemon Cards out of Veronica's hands and Chandler started berating him, telling him that he was a fucking loser who lived in his mom's basement and she went on and on to the point the guy pissed his pants and ran away crying

Veronica was so embarrassed but Chandler was proud of herself for "defending her wife's honor"

She actually enjoys yelling at people and making fun of them, a bit of a leftover from her high school days

But now she only does it to people who deserve it

She is one of those people who constantly buys herself 'little treats' for doing housework and dealing with bullshit

She also totally jumped on the Stanley Cup bandwagon and bought dozens and now all they do is collect dust

She is a total attention hog

She gets super lonely being at home all day by herself so when her wives are home she wants their attention

She'll poke them, throw pillows at them, say their names over and over again until they put down whatever they are doing and pay attention to her

She has a very low pain tolerance

Anything more than a small scrape will have her in tears

She actually hates Croquet but plays it anyway because it makes her feel fancy and sophisticated

The four of them went to get matching tattoos but she was so afraid of the needle that she never ended up getting it and now only three of them have it

This one might be a given but she is so fucking dramatic

If any little thing upsets her she acts like the world is ending

One time she got a papercut and complained about it for three fucking hours, even after Duke put some antiseptic and a band-aid on it

She's also a salty bitch and never lets anything go, much to the annoyance of everyone around her

She has pretty severe religious trauma and reacts very negatively to it, usually in the form of violence

She tried gouging the eye out of some Jehovas' Witnesses that just would not leave their home with her heel

They had to get JD to threaten them with his guns for them to fuck off and not go to the police

Speaking of JD, they're trauma buddies and try and help each other with their triggers

Chandler has gotten everyone in a 5 mile radius to not use fireworks under threat of their lives being made literal hell and if JD sees someone putting up antagonizing religious imagery or if he sees the crazy street preachers he deals with it, usually under threat of death

Duke:

Her favorite place in the world is the library

When things get to be too much she'll go over there, find a book and head into a private room where she can sit and read and let the world melt away

One time she forgot to tell her wives where she was going and when she got home the police were there to take a missing persons report

After that Chandler forced her to carry an AirTag around with her so it wouldn't happen again

She actually doesn't like books that have deep moral implications or that you have to think about long after you've finished reading

She prefers fantasy or things like that where she can escape and just have a good time reading

She 100% has a secret Tumblr account where she partakes in book discourse, giving the most dogshit of takes to piss people off and laughing when they try and argue with her

She is actually the most spiteful of the four of them, she never forgets and just bides her time to take revenge

If one of them does something to piss her off they have to watch their back for weeks until Duke decides that it is the time to strike

She fucking hates Adam Sandler

Anytime someone so much as mentions him she will go on a whole rant about how unfunny he is and how terrible his movies are

She's super insecure about her place in the relationship and worries that she doesn't bring enough to the table to justify having her there

Her wives have to remind her that she doesn't have to bring anything, this is a relationship not a business agreement, and they love her just as she is

It is her dream to buy a golf cart and drive it around while shooting unsuspecting passerby (Chandler) with a nerf gun

She hates sand but puts up with it bc the others love going to the beach

If they go she just sits under an umbrella with a good book

Mac:

She is an absolute girlfailure

If she sees a pretty girl she fucking melts, much to the dismay of her wives who have to remind her that she's happily married

Then she starts melting more bc holy crap she's married to three beautiful women!!!

She is not a very good driver

She tends to get distracted by the music or some poor dead animal on the side of the road which inevitably leads to some close calls

If the four of them go somewhere she is not allowed to drive

Her purse is super unorganized

There's receipts, makeup, lipstick, some candy, loose change, just all kinds of crap floating around in there

Her ears aren't actually pierced, she was too afraid to get it done, so whenever she wears earrings she has the clip-on ones

She is a walking encyclopedia of local wildlife

She can hear a bird chirping and immediately recognize what species it is

She got super into Pokemon Go when that came out

She was one of those people who almost fell off a cliff because they weren't looking where they were going while playing the game

She's the most prideful of her sexuality and is not afraid to hide it

She has a lesbian flag on her car, she flies a lesbian flag outside their house, the whole nine yards

This inevitably got her into conflict with her rich conservative neighbors who heavily dislike the fact that she's so open about it

They would make snide comments and it made Mac pretty upset so Chandler decided to make their lives hell

Her and Mac act just super gay whenever one of their neighbors is watching, kissing and hugging and talking loudly about how much they love being gay

Chandler even hung additional pride flags outside their home

Whenever one of the more "brave" neighbors came over to confront them about the life of sin they were leading Chandler told him to fuck off and mind his own business before proceeding to make out with all three of her wives in front of him and telling him that for each complaint or comment they made she would add another gay thing to the house

Mac loves bath bombs and will spend hours in the tub after using one

It gets to the point that the others have to come check up on her every once in a while to make sure she's alive

She refuses to buy the 'boring' versions of things and will always buy the 'fun ones'

Like she'll only use band-aids that have characters on them, etc.

She is a huge Swiftie and paid a ridiculous sum of money even for them to go to one of her concerts on the Eras Tour

Duke is a Swift hater and that was a source of tension in the household for a while

She was a huge Thomas the Train fan as a kid and had one of those huge tables with a bunch of tracks and buildings and shit

She would never let Chandler play with Thomas and she is still salty about that to this day

She doesn't drink bc she doesn't like the taste so she's often the designated driver, a position which pairs poorly with her shitty driving

She doesn't sleep well unless she's cuddled up to her wives

Despite this she falls asleep in the car very easily and often has to be carried back inside like a child

She also still sleeps with a stuffie, picking a different one every night

Veronica:

She was a total teacher's pet before joining the Heathers

Was the kind of person to remind the teacher about the homework they forgot

That might have something to do with why she wasn't liked very much in her school years

Still after all these years cannot accessorize for shit or even plan an outfit, much to Chandler's frustration, who insists that her talent should have rubbed off on her after all the time they've spent together

In reality Veronica pretends to not know anything so Chandler keeps helping her bc it makes her feel special and she knows that deep down Chandler likes picking her outfits for her

She refuses to make any social media accounts because she thinks they're dumb and time wasters

She's the most politically aware/active of her wives and is often the one to explain current events to them and what they will mean

The others either don't really get it (Chandler/Mac) or it makes them too stressed out to pay too much attention (Duke)

During election season she'll often participate in campaigning for her preferred candidate and volunteers to go door-to-door campaigning

She's the kind of person who gets upset if their partner tries to do something romantic during a movie

Like one time her and Chandler were on a date and went to a movie and sat in the very back

Chandler thought they were gonna kiss and maybe a little more but anytime she tried to initiate anything Veronica would get pissed and say that she was trying to watch the fucking movie, what is it that you possibly want Heather

If she's pissed at one of her wives she'll call them Heather instead of a nickname and if that happens they know they fucked up, its like when your parent calls you by your full name

She started taking fencing lessons on a whim bc why not

She buys just the dumbest and most random shit

Like one time she bought some authentic samurai swords from Japan for no reason besides that she thought they were cool

[veronicasawyerslawyer]

Dead ho walking

[veronicainnit]

Heathers but 00s cartoon for white girls

[happyyft]

RAHHH. incorrect quotes..

[scrunchie-87]

knock knock Heathers fandom

[toxinoire]

Feeling inspired so if Heathers the Musical was filmed on a set.

Director: And, action!

Veronica: A future gas station attendant.

Kurt: ....

Kurt: ...You have a zit right there.

Veronica: That wasn't your line.

Kurt: I know, I forgot my line.

Director: WAIT keep that there. That is perfect!

Veronica and Kurt: What-

~~~~~

Heather: If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.

Heather:

Heather: Pfft-

Heather: Heather!

Heather: Sorry, sorry. I can't help it because now I am imagining you holding a meat cleaver trying to measure Veronica's angles.

Director: This is the 75th take.

~~~~~

Heather: Honey whatcha waiting for-

Heather: *push* SHUT UP HEATHER!

Heather: *falls*

Heather: Ow.

Heather: Oh crap wait-

~~~~~

Everyone: Holyyyy shiiiitttt

Veronica:

Veronica: Crap, wait I forgot my que, sorry.

~~~~~

Heather: VERONICA DON'T FORGET THE CORN NUTS IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT CORN NUTS!

Veronica:

Heather:

Both: Pft-

Director: Damn it you two.

~~~~~

Ram: Why do you gotta be so weird all the time-

Martha: Says the guy who wears his underwear for half the musical.

Ram: Martha please stop, we need to get through this scene.

~~~~~

Heather: My d---'s bigger than John Lennon!

Director: HEATHER STOP-

~~~~

Kurt: Veronica, please take this seriously.

Veronica: Kinda hard to when you're singing about balls and well, you two are actually gentleman in real life.

~~~~

Kurt and Ram: Big sword fight in her mouth~

Martha: How do you even fit two d!cks in one mouth?

Heather: Martha, you're not even in this scene.

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JD: We can start and finish war- *drops gun* Oh shit.

Kurt, in a spiderman position on the fence: Hah you dropped your- *falls* AH

~~~~

Veronica: Shouldn't you three be dead, why are you in this scene?

Heather: The director thought it would be funny for Kurt and Ram to attend their own funerals.

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Miss Flemming: *reading the lyrics for Shine A Light* Do...Do I have to say this?

Director: Yeah.

Miss Flemming: "I faked it" Did you forget we casted my real husband for this-

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Heather: Are you saying Westerburg is a bad place?!

Heather: No I- *starts laughing*

Heather: Heather, come on.

Heather: Sorry, it's kinda weird to see you be mean when you're the nicest person ever.

Heather: We need to get through this scene.

Heather: Okay, okay. Bully me, give me your best.

Heather: Oh my gosh Heather.

~~~~

Martha: *practicing* I took that scab and put in a loc- Okay, I don't want to say that.

Director: You have too.

Martha: My character is supposed to be an innocent bean, not a creep.

Director: Because she's not a creep.

Martha: No one fucking puts a scab in a locket!

~~~~~

Veronica: This is it! I won't cry-

JD: But I would.

Veronica: Jason stop interrupting me while I sing this song is very hard to sing.

~~~~~

Veronica: How am I supposed to take this seriously when Heather's in a kimono and Kurt and Ram are in their underwear posing like 🧍🏻‍♀️

~~~~~

JD: I WAS MEANT TO BE YOOOOUUUURRRSSSSS

Veronica: I'm in the closet-

JD: Veronica, stop.

~~~~~

Veronica: I wish you'd come with me!

JD: I wish I had more TNT!

Veronica:

JD:

Both: *starts laughing*

Director: Damn it! Take 67!

~~~~~

JD: Our love is Gooooooddddd

Veronica: Say hi to God.

Heather³, backstage: Kaboom~

~~~~~

All: BEAUTIFUUUUUULLLLLL

Director: CUT!

Everyone: Oh thank goodness.

Heather: That was a hard note to hold.

[vympirestake]

Hello, could I please request head cannons for: Veronica Sawyer, poly Billy and stu, brahms heelshire, and marko from the lost boys where their s/O is very insecure about how they look and always wear a mask and maybe their reaction to seeing their face for the first time.

— Insecure Masked S/O

— Various x GN!Reader, just fluff, headcanons

— Mentions of insecurity, a little bit of bullying maybe

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— Veronica Sawyer

Veronica is your knight in shining armor, your protector and biggest supporter

Her alliance with the Heathers makes it so, if she so chose, she could squash anyone who dare try to shun you either for your mask or (this bring a semi small town) your actual face if they've seen it

She's always quick to your defence, whether or not you were going to defend yourself she is chewing everyone out and moving you to where she can check up on you

Literally starstruck when she sees your face

She's more gentle than the others, opting to gently brush her fingertips along your cheeks, across your jaw, smoothing your hair down if the mask had covered it

She is really just in awe, wanting to make you feel wholly loved and appreciated for everything you are

If anything, she gets more protective of you. Feeling as though, because you entrusted her with the barest part of you, she needs to keep it safe

For a complete sidenote, I think in this AU instead of thirsting for Veronica, JD sees himself in her fierce passion for you (and he just thinks you're neat, probably always talking down society and norms to encourage you) so he ropes her into killing in your name

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— Poly Ghostface

In a couple words, the general idea is that these boys would kill and be killed for you

This goes for really just in general, mask or no mask, but the fact that you are so insecure almost seems to triple this instinct

You can bet they're shoved right into your sides whenever you're in public, staring down and threatening anyone who even looks at you funny

When you finally decide to show them your face they both sit in their anxious anticipation

They'll love you no matter what, don't get me wrong, but they don't want to mess this up and make you more uncomfortable

When you actually show them they both just sit there like :0, literally in the gif just wide eyed with their mouths slightly agape

Stu giving a quiet whisper of "woah, man" before diving in to finally kiss your face for the first time

Billy (lowkey pissed Stu beat him to it) moves the blonde out of the way so he can get his smooch too, both assuring you beyond a shadow of a doubt that they love you masked or not

Billy especially gets almost a power thrill from seeing your face, knowing he's one of a very select few to actually see you which, in his mind, makes you all the more his

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— Brahms Heelshire

Of anyone, Brahms is going to understand your insecurities the best

Your mask is probably what made him comfortable in his choice to finally reveal himself

He knew that you wouldn't judge or be afraid of him purely because of his face or his way of hiding it

When you do finally reveal your face to Brahms, he is filled with nothing but pure adoration

He knows that taking off your mask, removing that layer of security, and being so very vulnerable around him makes Brahms fall that much deeper in love with you

Unfortunately, this probably means he would end up staring for an uncomfortably long amount of time, nearly making you regret removing the mask in the first place

Before you could fathom apologizing Brahms, in turn, removes his own mask

It's such a gentle moment, quietly and with so much care exploring the newly revealed skin of the other

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— Marko

While Marko doesn't necessarily understand your insecurity, he nontheless tries his hardest to make sure you're more or less as comfortable as possible

He strives to make you as comfortable in your own skin as he can

He's always right by your side, offering a comforting hand or a moment alone

You know the other boys are always checking back on you two, especially looking out for Marko flagging down their newest meal who thought being disrespectful towards you would be ok

Marko has an interesting opinion on it, knowing that his "human" face is really only a mask for the vampiric one but it makes him not as serious as the others might be

Not to say he doesn't understand the importance of this! But more that he feels the removal of the "mask" is empowering and therefore should be celebrated

So when you remove the mask for the first time, he's whooping and hollering

"yeah! that's my s/o" while he bounds up to kiss you

probably immediately shows you his vampire face (if you haven't seen it already) so you can finally see each other bare

[evewasheretoday]

Random Headcanons I Have About The Heathers and Veronica!

Chandler buys a lot of things for Veronica.

“Heather, what are you doing?” Veronica stared confusedly at the other girl.

“Buying you actual clothes,” Heather replied, rolling her eyes before shoving two bags of clothes into the brunette's arms.

Duke recommends a bunch of books for Veronica to read (if she wanted or could).

“I think you'd like this,” Duke said before giving her the book in one of her hands.

“Heather,” Veronica breathed slowly. “This is a mental health book”

Mac loves showing off at carnival games and such.

“Heather,” Veronica said. “You're dragging this poor booth's prizes through the mud..”

“Veronica, look! That little bear there on the shelf looks like you” Mac responded. “I think I'm going to aim for it!”

“STOP!!” The man running the booth shouted.

Veronica loves correcting the Heathers (especially Chandler and Duke) whenever they make a mistake with their words.

“It's myriad, NOT myaridad” Veronica stated with a smile.

Chandler shot a murderous glare back at her. “It's keggers with kids all next year”

Veronica quickly raised her hands up in the air.

“I told you to stop pulling her dick” Duke muttered beside her.

[kay2-0]

tw mentions of suicide but it’s just the word suicide

So I saw this idea and HAD to do it!! This is not my drawing, but my drawing tablet is getting repaired SOOOO

but I took these characters and did a little quiz for them, and almost every detail has a meaning

like Duke’s outfit is EXACTLY like chandlers but green to show that she follows Chandlers every command

Veronica kind of has her own style with the spiky jacket but still incorporated heathers as the little tie thing

And McNamara’s the only one with a not sharp collar to show her softer personality, and she has a bow! And she has a spiky jacket to show she can be mean- but she does have the softer collar to show she’s not all that sharp. And Duke and McNamara have matching hairclips sooo

and Veronica’s the only one who had piercings to show her rougher side,

and McNamara has a little bandaid to show her healing from her suicide attempt!!

[smad-lesbian]

What do you mean this is not canon?

Look. At. Them.

Their is nothing heterosexual in those eyes

[leoleolovesdc]

More people should explore the humor in poly Heathers + Veronica AUs where Mac, Chandler and Duke are already dating before meeting Ronica, because when she walks up to them in the bathroom and asks to be a part of their “clique” she’d be completely unaware that she’s just accidentally asked to join a polycule

[humorisstoredinthetits]

The Heathers + Veronica Headcannons

This is mostly just gonna be some random HCs plus some demographic information

Sorry this one is late, it was supposed to be last week's, but after certain world events I kinda lost all motivation to do much, but I'm doing better now then I was a few days ago

Heather Chandler:

Her birthday is on February 24th

She's 5'5 which is only ever so slightly taller than Duke, a fact that she never fails to remind her about

Everyone thinks she's the tallest, but that's bc she wears high heels 24/7

Mac is actually the tallest Heather, but she refuses to wear heels bc of how much they hurt her back, so it looks like she's the shortest

She's Pansexual but has exactly 0 interest in any man, especially after what happened with David

She is white as can be, specifically with French ancestry, her family is super racist and would disown any member that married someone of a different race

(For all of them, I hc that they look and sound like the off-broadway cast, so Veronica looks like Barrett, Mac like Elle McLemore and so on)

She doesn't know much French but she'll insert what little she does know into her speech, making her sound like Ms.Piggy

For example, "If you'll excuse moi I'm going to bed"

She tried learning more French but it frustrated her so much that she just gave up

She's an atheist, after seeing all of the things her mother did in the name of God she is convinced that there is no higher being

She is 100000% a bottom, she might be dominant irl but in the bedroom she just melts

She's one of those people who cannot function without coffee, if she doesn't have some first thing in the morning she will be even more bitchy than usual, which is saying something

She likes hers with a shit ton of creamer and sugar

She actually hates the taste of coffee but recognizes that without it she is basically a zombie

Chandler loves cats

She loves their mischievousness, the ways their ears move, their adorable little meows, she just thinks they're neat

This made it all the more upsetting to her that Heather Catler doesn't like her

She is the most fearful of her wives, a fact she likes to keep hidden despite knowing that they won't judge her for it

She's afraid of bugs (all kinds), snakes, flying/heights, ghosts/zombies and the like, blood, and dogs

She had a bad experience with a dog as a child and refuses to go anywhere near one, even service dogs

If she sees a dog she will nope out and get the hell outta there as fast as she can

One time a dog came up and started sniffing her as dogs do and she screamed so loud she broke a window before climbing on top of Veronica

She's also afraid of needles and the others have to trick her like she's a child to get her to go get her shots

She cries the entire time it happens and they have to go get ice cream after

Even Mac who is an absolute crybaby doesn't cry when she has to go get shots

She often threatens to kick one of her wives (usually Duke) out the bed because of something they did

Whenever she follows through on this threat she ends up missing them and going to join them in wherever they had been exiled to, which inevitably leads to the others joining them

She's the most mature of the four of them and is the one who has to come bail them out whenever they do something stupid

One time they were at Target and the three of them were acting stupid as usual and a mom came up to Chandler who was facepalming and told her that she understands how hard it is to have three teenage daughters

She only facepalmed even harder

She's tried to get them to act normal but they said "nah I don't really feel like it"

She pretends to hate it but she finds it super endearing

She likes red flavored things, except for Strawberry

She'll take Cherry or Raspberry or anything else, but if its Strawberry flavored she will gag

One time JD pranked her by getting her a Strawberry slushie and after realizing what flavor it actually was she dumped it on his head

She eats at least 3 bags of corn nuts a day, one at breakfast, at least once during the day and one at dinner

They have a whole shelf in their pantry dedicated to fucking corn nuts, BQ obviously

She's a total neat freak

She has a system for things and if someone messes with it she gets very upset

One time Veronica put the paprika where the cinnamon was supposed to go and Chandler was cross with her for the rest of the night

This conflicts with their very messy pets, or at least two of them

Catler's fur gets fucking everywhere, even in rooms that she's never been in before

Every time it looks like she's gotten the last of it she'll find another clump of fur in a corner

And don't her her started on Munchkin

Thankfully his destruction is limited to his room but there are hay and poop and toys everywhere and it makes her die inside when she sees it

When she gets upset she gets fucking pissed

When that happens her wives know to leave her alone and that when she calms herself down she'll come to them for comfort

Her temper is short and uncontrollable and it doesn't take much to get her to the point that she's screaming at the top of her lungs

And she is ruthless when she gets mad, one time some guy was being a sleazebag while she was on a date with Duke and she roasted him so badly that he started sobbing in the middle of the restaurant

She takes forever in the shower, so long that most days her wives get tired of waiting and just come join her

Her red schrunchie was a gift from Mac and when she got it she vowed to wear it every day

To this day she has worn it every single day, even her wedding day

She fucking hates winter and gets cold super easy

It might have something to do with the fact that she wears skirts every single day no matter what

If it is a single degree under 70 she spends all day bundled up under several blankets

She is a blanket hog and will steal everyone's blankets

Some once somehow stole Veronica's even though she was on the other side of the bed with Mac and Duke between them

When she is sick she is awful to be around

She whines and complains and is just really snappy, when it happens Duke and Veronica leave because they would end up losing their tempers on her quick, but Mac has dealt with this much longer and knows that she doesn't mean it

She gets nightmares really frequently but she refuses to let the others know or help her

They know but don't want to push her into talking if she's not ready

She so desperately needs to be the strong one, because if she's not the strong one then what is she?

Heather Duke:

She was born March 17th, 20XX

She's 5'3, making her the shortest Heather

She fucking hates that she's so short

She has a hard time grabbing things on high shelves, people always look down on her (literally), it makes her less intimidating, its just generally annoying

On that first thought, Veronica will literally pick her up so she can grab the thing that she was trying to grab

She'll also put her in the kid seat in shopping carts, which Duke can't get out of herself

She's lesbian, exactly 0 interest in any man

She actually thought she was AroAce for a while, but she realized she was lesbian when she joined the Heathers

She's full blooded Korean, and she can speak the language fluently

When she gets really upset she'll switch to Korean unintentionally and start ranting

She's an atheist as well, but I can also see her being a pagan or Wiccan

Her family adopted Christianity when they moved to America, but they did it mostly for show and to fit in with the American culture, so true belief was never really passed down to Duke

Definitely a switch, leaning dom but is submissive sometimes

She has dyslexia and for the longest time had trouble reading

Eventually she got some glasses to help her, and now that she can read without difficulty she fell in love with it

Duke was worried about how glasses would make her look, but her wives were incredibly supportive

Chandler told her that she thinks that she looks sooooo sexy with her glasses, and that meant a lot to Duke bc she knows that Chandler isn't one to censor herself or lie to save other's feelings

Bc she's so small she can wear the other's clothes without any problems and so she'll often be seen wearing one of Mac's sweaters or Veronica's sweatpants or something

She's mostly gotten over her eating disorder, but occasionally those thoughts come up

Her wives have learned how to read her body language and can tell when she's having those kinds of thoughts, and if they see it they'll all take the day off and pamper her

When she gets upset at one of her wives she'll kick them, and her kicks fucking hurt

One time she kicked Chandler so hard after she made some snarky remark that a bruise formed and she started to tone it down

When she gets mad its a kind of quiet anger and it scares the shit out of her wives

If she starts to get really quiet her wives know something or someone fucked up and know to stay out of her way

Even Chandler will not interfere

She's so petty that she plays multiplayer games like Mario Party in her freetime just so she has the advantage on Chandler whenever the next game night rolls around

Heather McNamara:

She was born on June 22nd, 20XX

She's 5'7, being the tallest actual Heather, but of course Veronica towers over them all

She's a lesbian just like Duke, but unlike her she's known it from the day that she met Chandler

She's also white, specifically from Irish Heritage, but she knows fuck all about Ireland and has no real desire to learn more about it

Mac's not really sure about religion, she thinks that there's some kind of deity or higher power but she's not sure which

The best way to describe it would be agnostic, but Mac doesn't have a label for it

She's decided to just live her life in the best way she can and in a way that works for her and to not sweat about a god or afterlife

Mac is a Disney shill

Despite her cute personality and demeanor, she is a top and takes charge in the bedroom

She loves everything Disney puts out (not so much Star Wars or Marvel, but Pixar, the Muppets and regular Disney Animation yes)

She spends a lot of time watching old movies or shows on Disney+ or trying to convince the others to plan their next trip to Disney World

She is also an avid reader of fanficiton

She normally doesn't like to read, but when it comes to fanfiction she's almost as bad as Duke or Veronica

She mostly reads MLP stuff, but also branches out into Frozen and Pokemon

If chicken nuggets weren't one of her safe foods she would probably be a vegetarian, she loves animals and can't stand the thought of eating them, but at the same time chicken nuggets are really good

She 100% plays with her dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets before eating them and gets sad when they're in her tummy

She has autism and was thankfully diagnosed early in life, allowing her to have many years of therapy to help develop coping mechanisms and understand what sets her off

However there are still some things that can trigger a meltdown, such as abrupt changes in schedule, especially if it involves her wives like one of them having to stay late at work, certain loud sounds (mostly alarms), itchy/uncomfortable fabrics, being forced to be around certain unsafe foods, and crowded indoor spaces

She insists that she isn't cute, and the others have to agree with her there

She's not cute, she's really cute

Her pout can make even the most stubborn person she knows (Chandler) bend to her will, a fact that she uses to her advantage frequently

She cries very easily and often

Usually its not for anything bad, but whenever she feels some strong emotion, be it anger, joy, or fear the tears will start to flow

She hates making eye contact with people and will refuse to do so, even with her wives

She is super strong, not like super buff or anything but she has very well defined muscles

She kept up with an exercise regiment even after leaving the cheer squad so she's stayed in shape

Because of this her hugs feel really good, same with her cuddles

Most nights she falls asleep on the couch and has to be carried to the bed

She's always dreamed of acting in a play, but she's too nervous to go and audition, so for now at least she sticks to singing in the shower and car

She wanted to do drama in high school but Chandler convinced her to do cheer instead, staying drama is where the nerds went and the popular girls did cheer

She has hundreds of stuffed animals, and she's named each of them and remembers all of them

She fucking suckssssss at Math, it is her worst subject by far

She cannot do anything more complicated than multiplication without a calculator

Veronica Sawyer:

She was born on January 16th, 20XX

She's 5'11

She hated being that tall as people would make fun of her for it, but now that she's with the Heathers she enjoys it, as it makes messing them with so much easier

She's bisexual and definitely had a crush on JD when they first met, but now she only thinks of him as a good friend and he's AroAce anyway

She jokes that she's Heather-sexual but none of the Heathers find it funny

She's also white, from English heritage

Sometimes she'll get her monocle on and start talking in a bad British accent

If Chandler sees it she bangs her head against the nearest surface

Veronica is an atheist, but was a Christian when she first met the Heathers

Through some talks with Chandler and JD she became disillusioned with the church and with faith, but this split caused a rift with her parents, especially when she informed them that she wasn't getting married in a church or by a priest

Her parents aren't the "if you are gay you're going to hell" kinda Christians but they were still worried about her soul or whatever

Is also a switch, but she leans submissive

She's a huge history nut and is a walking encyclopedia of historical information

She finds going to museums and shit like that fun, but they bore her wives to death so she usually ends up going alone

She was a straight A student in school, was always on the honor roll and if she hadn't joined the Heathers and had to deal with all their drama she was definetly in the running for Valedictorian

She stays up late at night watching true crime documentaries on Youtube, a habit which annoys her wives to no end

They're trying to get some sleep but the light from Veronica's phone is keeping them up, not to mention the sound

Its made even worse by the fact that she uses light mode for some ungodly reason

Chandler eventually got sleep masks and earbuds for the three of them so they can actually get some sleep

Veronica has insomnia and has trouble falling asleep most nights, that's why she stays up watching videos

She's gone to doctors and taken some meds, but none of them really help

Despite everything being cool between her wives and friends, she still feels guilt over how she ended up married to the biggest bullies in school who tormented her and her friends for years

She likes the weird flavors of things like Sour Cream and Onion Chips or Salt and Vinegar chips

One time she ordered the ketchup flavored Lays from Europe and Chandler nearly vomited from the smell

The Heathers are convinced that she just doesn't have taste buds and eats this weird crap to freak them out

But no, she just legitimately likes the taste

She also has the most tolerance for sour things and can eat bag after bag of sour candy, long after her wives tapped out

Speaking of food, Veronica is like a black hole

She can just inhale food and still be hungry

Whenever they get a shareable food like pizza they usually have to get a whole pizza for just her

She collects records

Her dad gave her his old player when she moved out along with his old collection

Its one of the few things Veronica has that Chandler likes bc it "gives the home character" whatever that means

[stanheatherchandlerlol]

I’m curious to what y’all think. This fandom has been going for like YEARS now, so it’s time to look back….

me, I would say PoshBiscuit, just because she has The Prom Bet, Yours Veronica, The Start of Forever, ABCs and 123s, etc. Like multiple very well-known fics, over multiple years, rather than just one. I might be biased tho lol, i’ve loved Posh for years

I think their could be an argument for britishngay tho because back in the day they were GRINDING out the heathers fics lol i think they did like 30. idk tho what do u think?

who here is the most well known? who has the most status?

[veronicainnit]

[happyyft]

Justtt doodles cuz I'm normal

[octoariadneeeeexoxo]

its either cutesy and feminine or insane and silly, no in between