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[beardedmrbean]

[beyondthegin]

05. 2024 Partner and Protag

Redesign of WIP OCs from my webtoon "It Depends"

[otterly-silly]

Woo!! Guess who is healing up nicely and has been cleared for load bearing activities!!!

[greennose49]

Ladies, if your boyfriend: •Is a comedian

•Wears a jacket at all times

•Loves ketchup

•Works himself down to the bone

That's not your boyfriend, that's Sans

[someearthlingnamedearthling]

yall ever want to animate someting, but you dont want to animate

[sonic-wildfire]

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Shell quirks! Part 1, Raph!

[1-2-3-4]

While snapping turtles limbs are too big to fit into their teeny plastron, they can still pull their heads back pretty far! It can look a bit spooky, with their big jaws hissing at you from the dark cavern of their shoulders. I’ve had one too many a brush with Raph’s common cousins while fishing.

He’d probably keep the ability to hide his head tho! Could make for some fun hijinks, either in pranks or fights. He’d make a pretty good Headless Horseman on Halloween I bet. Mikey could pull the opposite and be the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail lol

Related to that, my family got a gag gift in the form of a Black Knight plushie with removable limbs and little red ribbons inside as a kid. The four of us caused a lot of grey hairs with our antics back then, of that I am sure!

[astrangeavenue]

put they ass in the Cone

[cxtxphile]

he bought super + for anyone wondering

[cuppajj]

they totally have these

[cry-ptidd]

Bang bang bang ‼️

[leafwateraddict]

Couldn’t stop thinking about Dust being able to pass as Classic. So I had an idea where Dust replaces Classic in a timeline and steals(?) his partner.

He gets conflicted when he starts actually caring about you… But denial is an easy road to take when there’s seemingly no consequences to your actions.

The reveal i guess. Most normal reaction to learning your partners been replaced for god knows how long and you have no clue where he is.

Now that I think about it I might’ve gotten some inspiration from that one chapter of IJAG by @htsan (iykyk) only a lil bit tho

(Full rambling of the idea + extra sketch cuz i liked the expression) ↓↓

I originally wanted y/n to notice the differences instantly but i think it would be angstier if they didn’t and only noticed like months later >:3

[prokopetz]

Video game with strong Catholic asceticism vibes where you get super powers from bloodletting and the nominal good guys have "the enemy is the Flesh" as their institutional catchphrase, but later it turns out that the Flesh is, like, a guy that you have to fight.

[vanhn]

[avocado-frog]

Some lines I've written this week

A collection of my favorite lines I've written because I think I'm funny and in the end that's all that matters

Dylan had a coma patient in a box, left their phone on the kitchen table, and disappeared. Most importantly, they blatantly lied about cleaning their room, and now Jaxon had to do it.

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But, Leo had seen Alice in Wonderland, and she knew better than to fuck with talking cats.

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Yet, the longer they stood over him, the worse the idea sounded in their head. They were going to take Elliot, straight-up kidnap him, preform some weird, spooky voodoo shit, and hope for the best.

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Elliot wasn't going into a box, he was just... being transported. And sure, it was in a box, but it wasn't like Dylan was going to carry him. Elliot was light, but not much smaller than Dylan was, it would be too difficult and horribly suspicious if Dylan was wandering around with an unconscious kid.

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It was difficult to... fit Elliot into the box. And it still sounded weird to think something like that. They cringed to themself. They had to do some weird maneuvering things with limbs and overall, Dylan wasn't having a good time. Kidnapping wasn't nearly as fun as they thought.

Not that they expected to have fun. It was just worse than they thought it would be.

Dylan stared into the box, giving Elliot a stern look. "Don't suffocate."

Dylan liked to think that if Elliot was conscious, he'd be totally on board with their bullshit. He always was.

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"Leo, what do you think?"

"I think I'm in hell!" Leo grinned, all too cheerful, clapping once. "I am in hell."

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"Woah, you didn't have to kill him."

"Is he dead?!" Jaxon's voice had raised an octave, as he started making frantic hand movements, nearly hitting Leo in the face.

Calmly, Leo nudged the man on the floor with her foot. He didn't move. Jaxon made another panicked sound.

"Yeah, you fucking got him." Leo clapped him on the back. "Good job, dude! Didn't think you had it in you."

"I didn't want to kill him!" Jaxon genuinely looked like he was going to cry. Leo grabbed him by his shoulders, pulling him away from the body.

"Dude, dude, dude. Buddy. My good friend." Leo shook him slightly. "That guy-" Leo gestured at the dead guy. "-came in to shoot you in the face."

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Leo gaped at the phone, mildly offended. She turned to Logan, sliding the phone back to his hands.

"She hung up on me-!"

"I don't blame her," Logan reasoned. "If my dead sister called me, I'd hang up."

"You don't have a dead sist-"

Logan raised an unamused eyebrow at her, and Leo coughed uncomfortably.

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"Sam." Lily suddenly pulled him closer to her, pointing at someone in the distance. Braided brown hair, tattered black jacket. "Is that Leo over there?"

Sam slowly picked up a rock, keeping his eyes on the person who might be his sister, like how one would watch a spider while reaching for a cup. He chucked the rock as hard as he could. It hit the girl straight on the head, and she stumbled slightly, wheeling around to where the rock came from.

"Sam, don't throw rocks at me, you shit!"

"It's Leo."

"Yeah, it's Leo."

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"What... happened?"

"Ketchup," both Jaxon and Lily answered in deadpan unison.

"That is not ketchup!" Kai gestured wildly at Dylan. Dylan waved.

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The girl looked down at the firepit, slowly turned to look at him, eyes a dark brown, circled with gray shadows. She stared at him, shrieked, and disappeared.

"Nope!" Kai turned straight around, marching back inside. "No. Not at all, no thank you."

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Now, Leo was scared of the shed, and of spiders. And of hospital bills. She shuddered. She'd be paying off that debt the rest of her life.