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luna, neville, and ginny head canons
neville being chubby
ginny being tall and skinny with no curves lol
ginny has so. many. freckles.
both ginny and neville have a crush on luna at one point
luna being completely unaware but also has a crush on neville and ginny at different points
ginny hexing people who tease luna or neville
“lulu” “gin” “nev”
ginny having trauma from being possessed and having nightmares and panic attacks
neville being really insecure
luna and ginny help him and give him pep talks
luna still grieves her mother
luna has a collection of increasingly strange jewelry and is never seen without some on
luna holding both their hands
nev infodumping abt plants
neville names his plants
neville learns to braid hair
NEVILLE REALIZING HIS WORTH 🗣️🗣️
luna is fucking insane and neville and ginny adore it
like marbles = lost insane
she’s smart in her own way tho
shes hella perceptive and emotionally intelligent
ginny protecting luna and neville always and forever
neville fucks a guy up for calling luna insane tho (he does not feel bad despite his two weeks worth of detention)
yet neville still feels bad when people run into him??
luna not giving a shit
she fully knows ppl think she’s weird
she thinks it’s really funny actually
sometimes she’ll say something batshit just to see people’s reactions
autistic neville moment???
luna glaring at people who make fun of ginny or neville
luna making elaborate gifts, like sculptures and mugs and paintings for her friends, and they’re the most detailed and specialized for neville and ginny
artistic luna!
neville is very gryffindor, and the only reason his sorting took a little longer was because he argued for hufflepuff, which the hat didn’t really agree with
similarly, luna is very ravenclaw, but she let the hat put her there immediately
ginny was only considered for slytherin for a few seconds, and went pretty quickly to gryffindor
#luna lovegood#ginny weasley#neville longbottom#bamf ginny weasley#bamf luna lovegood#bamf neville longbottom#they’re all nerds#bronze trio#protective ginny weasley#protective neville longbottom#protective luna lovegood#autistic neville longbottom#insane luna lovegood#smart luna lovegood#harry potter headcanon#hogwarts
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Luna was right
#personal#me#my face#selfie#florida#drunk#outfits#Luna lovegood#Harry Potter#sweater weather#mental health#working on myself#I’m insane
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Female characters that I got weirdly obsessed with as a kid you will always be special to me
#Luna Lovegood I love you#Natasha Romanoff I love you#Ahsoka Tano I love you#it was insane how much I loved them when I was little#I have Luna’s glasses and SO much Ravenclaw merch because of her#I have a Natasha pen/eraser set and my mom bought me a funky pop of her a few years back#my mom bought me another one with Ahsoka and I also have a wall tapestry with her and Anakin and also a plush of her and a few shirts#my brother used to like telling me that he hated Ahsoka so that I would get really upset and scream at him#I’ve made multiple usernames from something to do with either Luna or Ahsoka#I just love them so much
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this has to be the most handsome man I have ever laid my eyes on
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#draco malfoy#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#handsome#older man younger woman#fanfic#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#harry potter#hermione granger#ron weasley#ginny weasley#tom riddle#slytherin#movies#aesthetic#ultraviolence#song of the day#new music#artic monkeys#the neighbourhood#luna lovegood#sadgirl#so hot and sexy#im going insane#insane girl#instagram#Spotify
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#alternative#quotes#mental illness#words#grunge#aesthetic#vent post#adhd#weirdcore#shitpost#sad gay shit#dreamy aesthetic#luna lovegood#whimsical#whimsicore#manic pixie dream girl#dreamcore#sadgirl#this is a girlblog#girly thoughts#loser girl#im going insane#im just a girl#girlblogging#queer#dark memes#meme#tumblr memes#poetry#feminine rage
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Lily and Pandora being psychotic and borderline evil lesbians as they destroy Voldemort and his death eaters in order to make sure their kids are safe.
#Harry and Luna never have to worry about anything#they’re extremely spoiled#lily and Pandora torture their victims and it’s so hot#i love evil women#I love insane evil women with morals even more#they’re so hot#pandalily#i’m obsessed with pandalily#pandora rosier#pandora lovegood#lily evans#pandora and lily#lily x pandora#harry potter#luna lovegood
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Bloodshed - Bellaluna
She stood among the bloodshed, her clothes tattered, smeared with dirt and blood, looking uncharacteristically fragile. For all the ruthless kills, toying with her victims, methodically taking them out one by one, as she observed the wreckage, she was frightened.
He was gone. He didn’t win. But neither did they. Both sides wiped out. It was for the best.
No more dark against light, no more good against bad. It was over.
Only one remained. Luna. The sweet young thing she’d found roaming the woods after she escaped from azkaban. The girl hadn’t been scared of her. She’d offered half of her sandwich and told her her head was full of wrackspurts.
Luna didn’t want to fight, Luna wanted to sit by the lake and talk to Bellatrix for hours on end.
Luna was the only one worth sparing.
@sapphicmicrofics
#bellatrix lestrange#luna lovegood#bellaluna#alternate war ending#everyone dies but them#insane bellatrix#unhealthy relationships#implied grooming behaviour#<500 words#microfic
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tumblr stinks bleh i’m moving to ao3
#ao3 is insane#one time i came across this luna lovegood x octopus reader fic#like .#HUH#HELLO???#IT WAS LIKE 4 PAGES LONG#I WAS GONE
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still reading the iliad ok but based off of vibes and some other things, i cant fix neo in a million years but i want to study him under a microscope and dissect his fucked up little head & bake him cookies.
my medical/ healthcare associated character bias is showing lmao. burnt out overworked traumatised rays of sunshine who heal why theyre just like me fr fr
lady cordelia is me and i am her what can i say. someone be the gilbert to my anne pls
npt: @tishalfdeadwaffles @howmanyholesinswisscheese @aria-upside-down @maruyaaya @shreysheep & open :D
Blorbo Poll
Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.
Tagged by @powersuitup. Probably very predictable picks for anyone who knows me but whatevs.
NP tagging @tweetthang96, @coolnerdyrn, @kayliemalinza, @raaorqtpbpdy, and @thephilosophersapprentice.
#tag games#blorbos#muffins#i forgor my bebes omg#will solace#anne shirley#neoptolemus#pyrrhus#luna lovegood#shes sweet and a tad insane i love her#fuck jkr#moots & peeps
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violent stalker mattheo riddle.... each guy and girl readers ever spoken to? damn wdym they showed up beaten up the next day and they dont even know who did it ????
i feel like he'd also get violent with reader and ykw .... im so insane id let him beat me bloody .
"i'm doing this because you're not listening to me, sweetheart. how else am i supposed to show you that trying to leave me is what you shouldn't do?"
hey uh, future requesters: giving me a line of dialogue or smth to build around means i’ll finish your request WAY faster. tysm anon 😭
requests open
prometheus — yandere! insane! stalker! mattheo riddle x gn! reader
wow! there’s a fuck ton of really fucking dark violence, murder, torture, manipulation, abduction, and horrific domestic abuse in this! please be careful if you choose to read this!
1.5k words!
i jokingly took a sociopathy test with a couple of friends earlier today and i scored like really high so uh dunno how to feel about that
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“Am I…am I in trouble or something, Professor…?”
Professor McGonagall’s lips thinned and she looked at you over the rim of her glasses. She folded her hands together neatly where they rested on her desk before speaking. “Not for now, no. Relax a bit, dear. The law states that you’re innocent until proven guilty.”
“That’s not- that doesn’t really make me less nervous.”
The professor opened her mouth to speak again when a chime alerted her to an incoming floo call.
With a wave of her wand, the flames flared green and a genial-looking man stepped out of the fireplace. He brushed soot off of his robes and grinned brightly as soon as he caught sight of the professor.
“Minerva! Lovely to see you again. I’m afraid Quincy isn’t going to make it. Corbett is sick, poor thing, so he’s staying home with him today,” the man gushed, evidently quite close with the professor.
“Oh, send them both my well wishes, Hez, dear. Anyway, this is the student you asked to see, Y/n L/n,” she motioned towards you.
The man gave you a cheery grin—far too cheerful for this early in the morning—and held out his hand for you to shake. “A pleasure to meet you, Mx. L/n. I’m Auror Hezekiah Ackerly. I’d just like to ask you a few questions if that’s alright?”
You dubiously shook his outstretched hand, a bit put off by his bright grin that never seemed to dim. “Sure.”
“Wonderful!” the Auror pulled the second office guest chair closer and sat down across from you. “Let’s get the easy questions out of the way. Do you have many friends? Or maybe a small, close-knit group of people you regularly hang out with?”
Your eyebrows furrowed. The fuck kind of question was this?
“Uh, I guess a close-knit group?”
Auror Ackerly summoned a notebook and quill, writing quickly. “Who belongs to this group?”
Seriously, this felt more like being at a psychiatrist’s office than being questioned by a government official.
“Er, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger? And sometimes Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood?”
Seriously, what was going on?
“And do you have any…romantic relationships? Any troubles or issues there?”
Your eyes narrow. “What’re you playing at?”
“Cormac McLaggen was found dead in the Forbidden Forest this morning,” Professor McGonagall cut to the chase, interrupting Auror Ackerly. “You were the last known person to have spoken to him, and several of your peers attest that they heard an argument break out between the two of you last night after dinner.”
Your eyebrows shot up and your jaw dropped. “Dead? Wh- how?”
“That’s what we at the Ministry would like to know,” Auror Ackerly interjected smoothly. “You’re not in trouble, Mx. L/n, but I am here to escort you to the Ministry for questioning.”
Your jaw dropped.
They thought you did this?
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You sat at a table, alone in some room deep inside the Ministry building.
You huffed, folding yet another paper crane from the stack of sticky notes Ackerly had oh-so-thoughtfully left for you after your interrogation.
You set the finished bird on the table, the small pile of origami cranes you’ve made while waiting slowly getting larger.
Peeling off another sticky note, you started folding another when a nice-looking man in well-pressed robes entered the barren room and stopped in front of your table. He looked down at you with mild bafflement.
“L/n, I presume?”
“That’d be me,” you mumbled, adding your newest crane to the pile.
The man smiled gently before waving a hand over your paper birds and enchanting them to fly.
You tried to hide your awe as you look up at the cranes that floated and soared around the room.
The man smiled at your reaction. “It’s quite nice to finally meet you, Mx. L/n. You’ve been the topic of many a discussion today.”
“I’d imagine so, yes,” you said dryly. “Not many teenagers accused of murder coming through the department, huh?”
He grinned. “Not really, no.”
The man pulled out the other chair at the table, sitting down across from you and rifling through the thick manila folder he held.
“Are you here to interrogate me some more?” You asked suspiciously. “Ask Ackerly, man. I already told him everything I know.”
He laughed. “No, I’m not here to interrogate you. I’m your lawyer, Mx. L/n.”
You blink. “I don’t have a lawyer. My family can’t afford that.”
“You always have the right to an attorney, Mx. L/n,” he said kindly as he held out his hand to you. “Octavian Foxglove, Esquire.”
“Y/n L/n, but you already knew that,” you greet, shaking his hand.
He smiled again.
He was a very smiley man.
He laid out the manila folder and turned it around on the table so that you would be able to see it.
The first paper on top was a copy of your school records, with a bright red PRIMARY SUSPECT stamped over the top of your picture.
You grimaced.
Your lawyer nodded sympathetically. “There’s a photo underneath that page, by the way. Supposedly the last photo we have of McLaggen still alive and, uh…it’s not looking great for you, in all honesty.”
You moved your school records page aside, finding a standard moving photograph paperclipped to the inside of the file.
It showed, quite clearly, you speaking with Cormac McLaggen in a hallway. Picture-Cormac angrily threw his arms up in the air and silently yelled at picture-you, while your body language in the photo loudly screamed ‘furious & upset’.
He was right. It wasn’t a great look.
“And there’s only one thing I need you to- oh, where is it?” He dug through the inside pockets of his robes, procuring a pen. “Aha! The next page has a simple contract. I just need a signature stating that you either accept me as your public defender, or would like to request someone else from the Ministry to handle your case.”
You nod, flipping the page to the contract he indicated. Mr. Foxglove smiled again and held the pen out to you.
As soon as your fingers made contact with the pen, you vanished.
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You stumbled blindly, almost falling to the floor before a hand caught your elbow and steadied you.
“Easy, careful.”
You whirled around, surprised to see a different man in Mr. Foxglove’s clothes. He held his hands up in a non-threatening manner.
“Woah- slow down, kid. You’re fine.”
“Who the hell are you?”
“I’m- was your lawyer,” he shrugged and smiled. “Augustus Rookwood, at your service.”
It dawned on you. “It was a portkey,” you breathed. “The pen. It was a portkey, wasn’t it?”
“Clever kid,” he sounded impressed. “Now c’mon. The boss wants to see you.”
You followed the man without complaint; half out of curiosity, half out of the knowledge that Augustus Rookwood was an Azkaban escapee charged with at least forty counts of first degree murder.
Pretty simple choice.
It looked like you were in a wealthy aristocrat’s house. Er, mansion, more accurately. The hallway you were walking down was old and stuffy and dusty, and the overall aura of Dark magic that permeated the very air of the house sent shivers down your spine.
Rookwood led you down a flight of rickety stairs to the first floor, and then down a narrow hallway and into a study, where he left you without another word.
The study itself was old. Everything was coated in a thick layer of dust except for the pristine and polished bureau right in the center.
(Obviously, ‘the boss’ was sitting at this desk.)
((Villains tend to be predictable like that.))
However, you were surprised to see that ‘the boss’ was-
“Riddle?”
He looked up at the sound of your voice, a wide grin spreading across his face as he hurriedly got up from his desk.
“Y/n, darling, hello!” He gushed, practically skipping over towards you before pulling you into a very uncomfortable hug. “Sweetheart- oh, I’m so glad you’ve made it here safely! Rookwood really is my only competent assistant; I must be sure to give him a raise.”
You froze up at the unexpected hug, your arms remaining stiffly by your sides. He let go after a moment, but remained just a bit too close for comfort.
“Hopefully the Ministry didn’t give you too hard of a time,” he rubbed the back of his neck with a guilty grin. “I promise Ackerly’s a good man. When he’s, y’know, in control of his own body.”
Your eyes widen and you take a step back. “What?”
“Just a little Imperius, darling, no worries. Did you like your gift?”
You blinked, thrown off by his rapid changes in subjects. “Uh- gift?”
He smiled proudly. “McLaggen? He won’t bother you anymore, see?”
All the color drained from your face.
“You killed Cormac?”
He nods, grinning. “Uh-huh. I heard what McLaggen said to you last night in the hall, and I don’t like when other people look at what’s mine.”
“Yours?” You repeat, your lip curling in disgust. “You’d better not be referring to me.”
Mattheo paused, looking at you in confusion. “What else would I be talking about?”
You scoff in shock, shaking your head. “Yeah, nope, I’m out.”
You turned around without further preamble, marching out of the room and towards the front door that you’d passed earlier. Mattheo laughed and followed you out of the study at a leisurely pace, seemingly unworried.
“Where are you going to go, darling? As far as the general public is concerned, you’re on the run after brutally murdering a classmate. You’re Wanted with a capital W, sweetheart.”
“I’ll figure it out,” you snarled, storming towards the front door.
“Y/n…” He warned, drawing his wand and pointing it at you. “Get back here. Now.”
“Fuck off.” You spat over your shoulder, not sparing him another glance.
That was clearly not the thing to say. As if in slow motion, you heard a dreaded word fall from his lips.
“Crucio!”
You were struck with pain that was so overwhelming, so blinding, so agonizing, that you were sure you were going to die.
You were only half aware that you’d fallen to the floor at some point as wave after wave of unbearable pain crashed over you. You could feel your bones creaking and grinding together, your skin splitting apart only to knit itself back together just to be torn apart again, like you were some fucked up wixen version of fucking Prometheus.
You were only vaguely aware that you were speaking, pleading. Pleading not for the Unforgivable to be lifted, but for him to just end it, end you, entirely.
“K-kill me! Kill m-me…please!” You begged, blood trailing down from the corner of your mouth and smeared across your chin. You must’ve bit your tongue hard for it to bleed like that, and the sting from that wound while you speak is just too overwhelming when combined with the pain from the Cruciatus Curse.
Then all at once, it stops.
You gasp for air, your entire body trembling and numb as you lay sprawled across the floor like a marionette with its strings cut.
Mattheo kneeled down by your side and cupped your face in his hands with a kind of tender gentleness that felt deeply wrong coming from him.
“See, I’m doing this because you’re not listening to me, sweetheart. How else am I supposed to show you that trying to leave me is what you shouldn’t do?” He cooed softly, gently wiping the blood from your chin with the sleeve of his shirt.
You flinched back at his touch. Your body—still wracked with uncontrollable quivers and trembles—tried in vain to crawl away from him.
“Oh no, honey- hey, honey- I promise it’s all over, okay? You were so so good for me. But you see now that you’ve got to stay with me, right?”
Your jaw quivered and your still-stinging tongue felt thick in your mouth, yet you managed to spit vicious hatred towards him.
“G-go to hell.”
A flurry of emotions crossed his face: surprise, anger, guilt, and disappointment; all of which were topped by the underlying aura of pure sadistic glee that exuded from him.
“Oh? Do you need another lesson or two before you learn?” He sighed and shook his head patronizingly. “Very well then, darling. Crucio!”
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Imagine a zombie apocalypse where all Wizarding World characters start with the same amount of food, shelter and weapons.
- No magic
Who would survive the longest?
In my humble opinion,
Naturally, Lucius Malfoy, Phineas Nigellus Black, Gilderoy Lockhart, etc would be dead within a day. 
Sorrows, sorrows prayers
Sirius Black would probably go insane. There is an equal chance of him dying and living.
Snape would last a while because he’d know which berries and fungi are safe to eat and at least he wouldn’t starve to death. I don’t see what his weakness would be. (Stamina?)
Harry would probably die saving someone, let’s be honest. Or it’d be a Carl Grimes situation where he’d try to help someone out of the goodness of his heart and end up bit.
But now that I think of it, he would probably be immune to the virus beca he’s the chosen one.
Hermione would not believe that zombies are as dangerous as they say and wouldn’t listen to anyone before seeing it for herself, eventually leading to her ending up dead, or worse expelled.
I think Tom Riddle/Voldemort would have a solid chance because he would make a wonderful leader of a group but doesn’t mind throwing others under the bus to survive.
As seen in the movies Narcissa Malfoy knows exactly when to change sides and has great self preservation skills. And she does it all for her baby which leads me to Draco.
Draco would survive for a while, not because he is competent enough to survive, but because he’s in the group with mommy and uncle Voldy.
Speaking of Tom/Voldemort throwing people under the bus, Bellatrix would be the first under said bus, in a poorly thought out and futile attempt to prove herself to Voldymort.
Then there’s this guy,
And he really reminded me of this guy(iykyk),
Maybe Sebastian is a bit less psychopathic and deranged, but he’s getting there, and I think that seeing his freshly kedavra’d uncle get up and eat his sister might do the trick.
I’ll say he’d probably last years.
Speaking of Hogwarts Legacy characters Professor Garlick as well as Ominis Gaunt are immune. Same goes for Luna Lovegood and Newt Scamander
Why?
Because I love them and because I said so. They aren’t dying
Alright I’ve been yapping for way too long, let me know what you think about this concept.
#harry potter#harry james potter#severus snape#albus dumbledore#draco malfoy#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#hogwarts au#alternate universe#harry potter hogwarts game#phineas nigellus black#sirius black#professor snape#lucius malfoy#gilderoy lockhart#zombie#troy otto#wizarding world#wizard shit#professor garlick#professor black#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#tom riddle#voldemort#bellatrix lestrange#narcissa malfoy#narcissa black
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okay so I've been spending a lot of time thinking about Harry Potter recently and trolling the wiki for reasons and I have the weirdest observation about the series.
What is JKR's deal with Ravenclaw women?
I mean consider our main Ravenclaw girls: Luna Lovegood and Cho Chang (and Marietta Edgecombe). Luna in the movies is portrayed as whimsically queer, and that's not inaccurate to the books, but in the books she is more often a punchline than anything. She's a parody of the Ravenclaw ideals of creativity and openminded-ness to the point where she believes crazy conspiracy theories.
But she's our most positively portrayed Ravenclaw. Which is more than I can say for Cho and Marietta. Cho is portrayed as a pitiable character, someone so emotional and loyal that she is sympathetic, but the narrative portrays her overemotional nature and loyalty as bad traits. She's so emotional she'll blow up over perceived threats, and dwells on trauma, and it makes her a drag to talk to. And her loyalty is a bad thing because she chooses to be loyal to Marietta. Marietta is ESPECIALLY treated awfully. Marietta is scared for her mother's job that she rats out the DA and for her choice she is forever branded a traitor at 16, and this is completely justifiable. Like, if Hermione can jinx a paper to disfigure a person's face than couldn't she just jinx the paper to make it physically impossible to reveal the DA, except perhaps under the influence of veritaserum? Like the film did? But no, Hermione is instead more preoccupied with punishing than preventing (an insane thing for me to say, I'm sorry Hermione it's not your fault that your author is kinda insane about women).
(And just as a sidebar but Marietta is also given an illustration that makes it clear she was kinda ugly before the pimples which is so rude, but also so like JKR.)
Then you have very minor characters like Padma who are just generally portrayed as kinda bitchy. Padma gets off better than her sister in terms of being treated as bitchy, but it seems like Padma always carries the stigma of being disappointed by Ron at the Yule Ball.
But this goes back even FURTHER, to the oldest Ravenclaw student we are introduced to, Helena Ravenclaw.
In the films, again, Helena's scene with Harry is haunting. She's treated with respect and tragedy (almost all of the dialogue in the film is original). But in the books, yes we actually get her tragic backstory, but she is portrayed as haughty, vain, and prideful.
You can also add in Trelawney there as a Ravenclaw who is treated like a joke (crazy* and alcoholic).
And consider that the two women we know were almost in Ravenclaw, Hermione and McGonagall, end up going to Gryffindor and are portrayed as better off for it.
And like there is more to explore here. The four Ravenclaw men we really get to know are Filius, Ollivander, Xenophilius, and Lockhart. Xenpohilius is a conspiracy theorist (and a death eater sympathizer I just know it) and Lockhart is a buffoon who only really upholds the Ravenclaw wit and is skilled at memory charms.
(There's this crazy part of the Ravenclaw wiki page that actually compares Lockhart to Cho Chang because they both wanted to be popular. WHAT.)
Meanwhile you have Ollivander who is a positive Ravenclaw character, but is also barely in the books and Filius Flitwick. And Filius is a positive character but it is also canon that the Sorting Hat almost put him in Gryffindor, which seems like a pointed attempt to make it clear he's better than most Ravenclaws. Because he's got something of a Gryffindor edge to him.
I don't really know what the whole point of me going on this rant was about, other than just to point out that JKR is weird about Ravenclaws and the women in general. Almost all of them aren't allowed to actually uphold the actual values of their house: Wisdom, Intelligence, Learning. The only traits they ever really uphold is Wit if they are popular and Creativity, which seems to be a nice way of saying they're crazy conspiracy theorists. The only characters that really get anything good out of the house are Minerva and Hermione, and them being hatstalls is only meant to emphasize their intelligence in comparison to their Gryffindor peers. Otherwise Ravenclaw seems to just be JKR's go to bitchy/we need a villain who isn't Slytherin house.
*When I say "crazy" in this post I am referring to how JKR treats the characters. Babbling, loony, conspiratorial, and not in their right minds.
#harry potter#hp#jkr critical#anti jkr#jkr is trash#ravenclaw#cho chang#marietta edgecombe#luna lovegood#helena ravenclaw#reading the difference between the helena ravenclaw scenes was what really got me to make this post#i don't know where the fandom stands on the movies now but i'm personally in the camp of they're better#they cut out a lot of jkr's worst habits (especially because you can't read the narration)#and sometimes streamline things#because yes it is so easy to just have one of the da give them up through veritserum THE FILMS DID THAT#and you DON'T have to make hermione look cruel and shortsighted and make a joke of a 16 year old girl#and i think helena ravenclaw's scene in the film is better written#she speaks in riddles and there's suspense and mystery and that scene where she gets pissed at the mention of Riddle
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Is three too many? No? No.
❤️👻🎁
Oooh I love these choices... Def not too many.
❤️ What is your favorite line that you’ve written in a fic?
From my Jily fic, She Did:
It had been soft, and sweet, and tender, and a bit cheeky, just like him. And for a moment Lily had felt like every breath up to then had been to prepare her for the one he’d take on a hot August evening.
👻 What is your wildest headcanon?
Ooh... hmmm. I always thought Luna Lovegood and Dean Thomas had a bit of something something going on while they were at Shell Cottage. There are several random lines talking about them interacting toward the end of DH that always felt sort of out of place to me. Definitely not endgame but two artist types connecting for a minute in the middle of war?? I can see it.
🎁 Have a piece of a WIP you want to share?
This is from a WIP that I've been working on FOREVER, and I really hope sees the light of day sometime soon, if I can figure out how to get around this stupid block I've developed with it. It's entirely self-indulgent hinny fluff.
Sirius raised his eyebrow. “When’d you meet her?” “Yesterday.” Sirius snorted so loudly that a bird perched in the nearby tree flapped its wings irritably and flew away. “Yesterday?” Maybe this was what he needed. Because it sounded insane, when Sirius said it like that. He’d met Ginny yesterday. He hardly knew her at all. “Exactly!” Harry said, throwing his hands up. “Fucking yesterday. It’s stupid. It doesn’t matter. Let’s stop talking about it.” “I didn’t say that,” Sirius said sharply. “Okay. So you met her yesterday. And she’s your best mate’s sister. And she lives about, oh, I dunno, five thousand miles away. Anything else?” Feeling as though he might as well lay it all out on the table, Harry added. “I slept with her. Twice.”
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for some reason I feel so sick when I see Marauders fans trying to get into the subject of bullying
it hurts me physically
That is a load of bullshit.
I can't say a thing about the hermione one but the Luna one is bullshit. No one called Remus "Loony Lupin".
The only reason they called Luna "Loony Lovegood" was because of the things she was taught by her father and her personality which is completely different from Lupin's.
Given Remus's life, he would have been a quiet kid and not speak unless someone spoke to him. He wouldn't have much confidence to speak or approach anyone so there is no way in hell anyone called him "Loony Lupin". It's not possible and the fact that anyone would think that he was is just completely insane.
I just.....how'd they even come up with this shit? The only person who could ever be called Loony is Luna's father Xenophilius Lovegood....please make it make sense to me....I can't deal with this nonsense....
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☆COUPLES IN MY HP DR☆
☆PART TWO☆
ASTORIA GREENGRASS
& CEDRIC DIGGORY
okay well they aren't a couple. YET. it's just one sided rn BUT THEY BECOME A COUPLE. astoria ends up having a massive thing for cedric. he doesn't know bc he's clueless #couplegoals
LUNA LOVEGOOD
& DEAN THOMAS
deans super hyper & luna is just book luna so that pretty much explains it😭 idk if that made sense.
IDK IF IM GONNA MAKE ANOTHER PART BC THERES ONE THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU GUYS THINK IM INSANE😭
#hp dr#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifters#shifting community#shifting blog#desired reality#anti shifters dni
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Camp counselor/ Divination Professor Harry Potter doing his best Luna Lovegood impersonation: Do you also hear the voices asking about the....Butter beer barrels?
Random student: What?
Summer camp student: *Blows up a butter beer barrow without hesitation*
Barkeep: Are you insane-!
Summer camp student: There was poison in there. See?
Barkeep whispering: How the hell?
Summer camp student: If Harry says something in a airy voice it ussually means he had a vision of something Bad. I attack those Bads
Harry's proud at how well-trained they are.
Everyone else is mildly terrified that all it takes is Harry being vague in something's direction and a child will come flying out to Kill The Thing that has 'bad vibes'.
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