#inner monologue of stupid

[mallevsmaleficarum]

alright, since all important faculty members are evil, maybe augefort is the bbeg for senior year

[n1ckelpistol]

Longer hair + younger david for good measure

[kitty-gray]

Just because bisexual disaster Kit Herondale is still mad after three years doesn't mean his brain won't break every time Ty laughs. Just saying.

[pedi-bug]

I once again have another terukaneaoi au (I love these losers so much) it's a camp au with a bit of a twist. (not really tbh)

It's the summer of 89 and all the parents are excited to send all their children to summer camp, which Aoi and Teru happened to get sent to (Kou comes along as well but is quickly separated by Teru because of his age, the camp is massive and is divided up by grade school, middle school, and high school) Aoi and Teru both have a goal set in mind, both don't quite know each other despite going to the same highschool but both are determined to kill one of the high schoolers in there camp and choose the same target, Akane.

Teru has a messed up mind, he's sadistic and violent and he hides behind a carefully built facade of a kind and thoughtful person so he can keep others from suspecting him, he's an exorcist, he's exorcised humanoid supernaturals, and he's always wondered since a young age what it would be like to kill one of his kind, the kind he has to protect. Aoi is the same way, she parallels Teru even if they are different in ways, she's watched horror movies, never seemingly reactive to them, she used to kill small animals and scrap them in an empty book when she was a young child. Her mother seemingly worried sent her to therapy and pressured her to be normal, she needs to kill something bigger, her curiosity is simply too much to handle and she wonders if they will react the same way when killed like in the movies.

They figured camp would be the perfect place to kill someone at, and so they chose carefully, meticulously, as after day one they decided Akane was the perfect target. He seemed quite quiet and reserved and they quickly tried to become closer to him, and tried to get him to trust them, (Teru and Aoi bumped heads many times, sharing glares as they begged for Akane's attention) They quickly realized he might have not been the best target, he was suspicious and wary of them, on the border of disliking them (although he was more fond of Aoi) he was very helpful and usually a lot of people were talking to him or asking for help, he was constantly surrounded by people, going back and forth to people. He was athletic and a lot stronger than they expected (They were both sure he'd be quite tricky to kill, but both thought a challenge could be fun)

So, they both kept trying, they eventually became a known trio within the camp, Teru and Aoi started trying to attempt to murder him many times without him knowing but withdrawing because the two were becoming quite attached to him.

[ars-ceratinus]

Girl your plotting and scheming is showing

[transformers-bold-bright-brisk]

Oh yeah! Did I forget to mention i totally ship Starclaw?… Sharpdrive??… Sharpstar???… Clawdrive????

There are just so many possibilities, like you wouldn’t believe…

[walshball]

I think I hauve covid

[guubiiz]

i finished demon slayer back in like .. 2020? or whenever the manga finished, but i shld probably watch the anime

[alarminglybad]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[six-of-ravens]

in my eternal quest to add structure to my life, ive decided to take a leaf out of my aunt's book* and schedule an Errand Day one weekend a month.

the purpose of Errand Day is...errands, before they add up and become one Big clusterfuck that's an even bigger pain to deal with. for example: take the stuff I'm giving away to the thrift store (before it colonizes the storage room). take out the annoying recycling that can't go in the blue bins (currently fighting a war against the invasive species of thrift stuff). replace the air filters. get birthday gifts. replace clothes as needed, instead of trying to work around the issue for a whole season bc I won't bite the bullet and try on pants. even fun things that i put off because they're outside of my regular stomping grounds, like going to the used bookstore.

no excuses, no heel-dragging. just take a morning and do all the shit that needs doing. don't let it add up and become a whole Thing. the Reward for Errand Day will be either a fancy coffee or lunch, depending on how long it takes and where I end up.

*my aunt and her partner have a theme for each weekend: one is budgeting, then deep cleaning their house, then meal prep, and finally a "fun" weekend where they do something new like go to a street festival or a new restaurant. i could never be that coordinated, but I think in part it's a solid idea.

[milfbro]

ok. no more new books until I finish reading this fucking pile.

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

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[nilesandcc]

me when i have to cook my own meals: Gerri Kellman would never

me when i have to do the dishes: Gerri Kellman would never

me when an emotionally stunted billionaire slime puppy isn’t in love with me: Gerri Kellman would never

[separatist-apologist]

oo may i ask what kinda genres your original work contains? or just the general vibe?

Did you ever read Last Young Renegade? Those kinds of vibes

[rewordthis]

So no one wants to read gonana, huh… or could it just be I’m not good at writing these two?

[marnz]

i have been in such a reading and knitting slump, the easiest and most minor things are my starting barriers and i still feel like i cannot overcome them?? it’s a bad brain feeling for sure. i want to do them but i can’t. anyway a strategy that is currently working for me is to set a 30 minute timer and read for 30 minutes while telling myself that after 30 minutes, i can stop. i give myself an out. and time and time again i do not take it, because 30 minutes is long enough to get invested in the book! i am doing this with chores as well, such as setting a 15 minute timer and committing to doing the dishes for 15 minutes...i always end up finishing them! success. trying this with knitting next. we’ll see (I hate casting on).