#inncorrect rosekiller quotes

[graydagay]

Easter morning with the skittles

Barty: *wakes up at 5am to wake everyone up because he wants chocolate*

Evan: *still sleeping and will continue sleeping for another hour*

Regulus: *excited but does not show it but let's Barty be all hypo*

Dorcas and Pandora: *they are voting hiding eggs around the common room for the slytherin house*

Evan: *finally wakes up when Barty bites him*

The whole common room would do an egg hunt

Barty: *steals the younger students eggs but he feels slightly bad and gives one back*

[ddanthedumbass]

Barty: your not gonna search me?

Evan: no

Barty: I could have anything up my trousers

Evan: or nothing

Barty:

Barty: *goes to pout in the corner*

[stargazingtranquility]

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

[gender-thief2]

the slytherin sqaud as texts (screenshots from pinterest, text added by me)

bonus jegulus:

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: You are making my life a personal hell. I’m leaving, I love you guys but not this much

Dorcas: It’s fucking monopoly sit ur ass down and pay the fuck up

Pandora: You rolled doubles so you have to go again

Regulus: *Rolls and lands on boardwalk* Motherfu-

Barty: *Cackles*

Evan: *Holds out hand smirking* I believe you owe me some money

Regulus: *flips board*

[moonystoast1971]

confused marauders era stan tryna understand golden era

so im not in the golden era fandom and i literally never have been, i mean seriously i watched the movies in 2020 in lockdown and didnt get the hype like they were good but eh then my mate sent my atyd and yeah u know the rest is just mental illness

BUT BACK TO THE POINT I WAS GETTING TWO

so i may be wrong so please correct me if i am and ill delete the post immediately bc again im not in the fandom this is just what very little ive seen

so yk how like u have those inncorrect quotes - i always see them with the golden era with blaise pansy and draco making them good and shit (WHICH IS PERFECTLY FINE YALL I LITTERALLY DO THE SAME WITH ROSEKILLER💀) how come i never see any with crabbe and goyle or wtva the fuck their names are

like ive litterally never seen them in them even tho like werent they dracos friends first? (again ive only watched THE MOVIES once) but like- why are they never mentioned??? idk why this stuck out to me just did

edit: so my golden trio friend just told me ppl either keep crabbe and goyle as bad or just dont write them at all? honestly not surprised that the three conventionally attractive bad guys r given nice little re-writes but the two who arent conventionally attractive arent 😐😐😐)

[ddanthedumbass]

Barty: ill take care of this

Evan: last time you took care of something, three people died

Barty:

Barty: so?

Evan: so no, your not taking care of it.

[ddanthedumbass]

Evan: really?

Barty: what can I say? I'm a rebel.

Evan: oh god, for the last time, running up an escalator does not make you a rebel.

Barty: ... Or does it?

Evan: no!

[ddanthedumbass]

Evan: fix it. Barty: its a ransom note. I dont care about grammar! Evan: there is no excuse for bad grammar.

[gender-thief2]

posts that remind me of barty crouch jr (because he’s deeply special to me)

[mynameisev24]

I know I've already taken a million quizzes saying that I am him, but damn. This really confirms it.

posts that remind me of barty crouch jr (because he’s deeply special to me)

[y0url0verb0y]

he's so me coded *said arrogantly cause fuck I'm amazing 🤧*

posts that remind me of barty crouch jr (because he’s deeply special to me)