#inmortal husband

[mitokitsune]

La ropa y las poses me las robé porque cero imaginación, lo siento :(.

[dorian-debrah]

They are just really really really like really good friends <3

[andyrg099]

So like, From Eden is for the ineffable husbands ofc but like, what about Unknown? THAT is peak end-of-season-2-Aziracrow.

"You know the distance never made a difference to me I swam a lake of fire, I'd have walked across the floor of any sea Ignored the vastness between all that can be seen And all that we believe So I thought you were like an angel to me"

Because Crowley would have done anything to keep Aziraphale safe, he helps and supports him even when he is in need, he loves saving his angel.

"It ain't the being alone (Sha-la-la) It ain't the empty home, baby (Sha-la-la) You know I'm good on my own (Sha-la-la)"

But it's not really a possessive thing, Crowley knows that he and Aziraphale are powerful supernatural beings, they are fine on their own, and they haven't been always together since the beginning of times.

"You called me angel for the first time, my heart leapt from me You smile now, I can see its pieces still stuck in your teeth And what's left of it, I listen to it tick Every tedious beat Going unknown as any angel to me"

But then, the end of season 2 happens and (i think) that for Crowley it is a betrayal, even after everything that has happened, Aziraphale, his angel, his love, still thinks it would be better if they both came back to heaven. So he leaves Aziraphale alone even though the words "i need you" have been said, because it's just not enough, for both of them. And Crowley still loves his angel, but in that moment he's just disgusted because the man he has spend thousand of years pining for suddenly turns into a stranger that doesn't know him at all.

"Do you know I could break beneath the weight? Of the goodness, love, I still carry for you That I'd walk so far just to take The injury of finally knowin' you"

And, of course, the bridge. I kind of picture it as the scene in the car, when the credits are rolling and we can perfectly see just how much disappointment and sadness Crowley is feeling. So he drives his car as fast as he can to try and run away from the love that destroyed him just a few moments ago.

"And there are some people, love, who are better unknown"

[dorian-debrah]

These two >>>>

eyefucking + two idiots

[marcyvamp1re-blog]

ITS EVOLUTION, BABY !

pairings ⸺Yandere! Justice League! x Inmortal!Fem!reader.

couple of today! ⸺Yandere! Kal-El x Inmortal! Fem! Reader

This is a Headcanon!

sinopsis ⸺ You had seen it all. From the first whisper of life in the primordial oceans to the deafening buzz of the modern era. Every advancement, every innovation, a heavier burden on your shoulders. Nothing surprised you anymore; everything was predictable and monotonous, so you found refuge in a small apartment in the heart of Metropolis, away from the bustling human nonsense.

Until one day a flying bus crushed you.

warnings ⸺ Dark Themes, Dead, Religion, murdering, Disturbing Content, Unhealthy Obsession, Discrimination, War, Street Fights, Gaslight, Suicide, Violence, Blood, LGBT Content, Kidnapping, NSFW, Sexual Content, Mental Illness, Addiction, Torture, Corruption, Isolation, Trauma, Phobias, Paranoia, Manipulation.

A/N — Bah, just another story pulled from my imagination after dancing all afternoon to Pearl Jam songs while cleaning the house.

This land is mine, this land is free

I'll do what I want but irresponsibly

▪︎Your immortality is neither epic nor glorious. You were not born from the stars or from scientific labs. There was no cosmic ray, no magic potions, no caped heroes to save you. Your existence is simple, without ornamentation.

▪︎You are water.

▪︎Or, to be more precise, you were a microscopic being living in a drop of water attached to a wandering meteorite that roamed through the void, in the infinite silence of space, before arriving on Earth. In that tiny liquid bubble, you were happy, surrounded by other beings who knew neither pain nor time. Everything was calm.

▪︎Until one day, your home plummeted toward the planet you would come to know as Earth.

▪︎There your true evolution began.

▪︎Millions of years passed, and you witnessed it all. You observed the first spark of life in the primordial oceans, the giant reptiles crawling across the continents, and the hominids standing upright on two legs. With each evolutionary cycle, you adapted, but you always remained, indifferent to the passage of time. Nothing truly affected you… Until Martha appeared.

▪︎Martha was your youngest daughter, for now. At eighty years old, Martha was the only thing you had left in this world that no longer mattered to you. Time, that relentless enemy that did not touch you, was wreaking havoc on her. Wrinkles adorned her face, her hands trembled as she knitted. But she made you feel something you thought you had forgotten: humanity. Martha kept you anchored to a world that had become irrelevant to you.

▪︎You did not live in Metropolis with her because she had her own life, and you spent your time wandering to every corner of the earth. Aimless and without a home to sleep in.

▪︎But you decided to visit her when you learned from her husband that she was in the hospital. It wasn’t serious, but she was the most important thing you had, and even at eighty years old, she would still be your little sweet baby.

▪︎Your journey was calm; listening to rock bands and old songs relaxed you. Nothing could disturb your zen state.

▪︎But then came the bus. The fucking bus.

▪︎An empty bus flew out from a nearby building, a flash of blue and red, and chaos erupted in the streets. Superman, facing Lex Luthor, knocked a bus right onto you. One second of distraction and you were crushed, like a puppet torn to pieces.

▪︎Your blood spilled onto the pavement and the broken glass of your car, which was now nothing more than scrap metal.

▪︎Superman, the defender of justice, landed right next to your car, using his infrared vision to see your mangled body inside the vehicle.

▪︎His face filled with horror.

▪︎Why always an innocent person? A choked sob, his eyes full of remorse as he saw you, a pool of blood and broken bones.

▪︎It was not the first time he had a lapse, but it was the first time it cost a human and innocent life.

▪︎The worst part was that you were young, with a long life ahead of you, and his carelessness took that gift away. What would happen to your family when they found out? How would they feel knowing that Superman, the so-called greatest hero, couldn’t save you?

▪︎He was devastated.

▪︎Until, to his surprise, you got up. Your body began to regenerate, bones rejoining, skin closing over the wounds. Superman watched you in disbelief, his hands trembling.

▪︎“Can’t you really be more careful?” you said, your voice filled with exhaustion, brushing off the dust as if nothing had happened. The hero was left speechless. You were immortal.

▪︎That was where it all began.

A/N - And well, this is just a little Headcanon that might turn into a series (hopefully not, because it would be way too long)

I’ll upload more soon, as well as another DC Yandere series. I’ll also post a few updates to explain some things—no need to read them, but it would be app

P.S.: If you’re a reader of the Silly Little Bat series, don’t worry. I’ll upload chapter three soon.

Don’t forget, if you want to request something, the shop is open

Take a bath!

[not-someone-who-matters]

AAAAAAAA THE ITHACA SAGA

ok so. No words for the challenge. Just. God. Penelope. Penelope. Penelope!! PENELOPE

She sounded sooo good

HOLD THEM DOWN WAS WORSE THAN I IMAGINED WTF??? Like it was and ABSOLUTE BANGER AS A SONG BUT LIKE. So dark too!!! AAAAAA. Antinous I'm glad ur dead <3

ALSO the way they talk about Penelope as their queen ughhhhh so gross. I hate them.

ODYSSEUS. MURDERING THE SUITORS. YESSS KING SLAYYYY.

Also that rejection of open arms? YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

And when the suitors try to use Telemachus to control Odysseus? CHILLS.

Also the way jay didn't shy around saying what the men were planning to do to Penelope. No euphemisms no stepping around it HE SAID IT OUTRIGHT. Leave the utter VIOLENCE of what the men were planning to do on display!!!

Also, something about how antinous uses euphemisms but Odysseus doesn't.... Odysseus who has seen and faced the horrors of violence.... Antinous who has inflicted in on others but never had it done on himself..... Idk something to think about idk.

THAT TELEMACHUS ABD ODYSSEUS REUNION FUCK MY HEART

And then Athena!!??!! And the way she asked Odysseus if a better world was possible and he was like "maybe but not for me. You're inmortal, you can build that world. I've tried and failed that too many times, I have only one priority now" and like FAIR BUT STILL SO SAD. FULLY LEAVING POLITES BEHIND. GOG.

And. Then. AAAAAAA PENELOPE MY QUEEN. MY. QUEEN. ABSOLUTE QUEEN. YES.

I can imagine Odysseus at the start of the song kneeling on the floor. Begging for forgiveness. Then he becomes angry at what Penelope says but she's like "violence or not ur still my husband (also the violence is kinda hot NGL <3)" and then like. Oh god. The you're mine. The I love you. (Lies on floor)

I'm dead.

[theredcuyo]

I want to heavely point this out. (This is about Sqq calling Lbh 'husband' btw)

In this relationship, BOTH are whipped af

Just that Binghe has no restrictions/emotional constipation to keep him from showing it oppenly while Shen does, if it's because chinese societal norms that he forces himself to follow or because he's just that shy i don't know

But it remains true that he WANTS to do things here or there and uses Binghe as an excuse (which makes me thing, he's fully conscious of when Binghe is using it as manipulation and DECIDES to give in because he into it but can't bring himself to admit it) (inmortal binding cables are proof and so is when he says that if there's something that "shouldn't be done" he'd stop Binghe from it)

Shen is a goddamn unreliable narrator most of the time because he can't bring himself to be honest, as if inside his mind was yet another mind that "fixes" his thoughts for him (Same extra chapter, he says he was "a bit happy" when Binghe proposed and then not long after admites to be really happy) (same chapter, although he keeps saying that it's "painful, only a bit pleasurable" he says the thing from up there, aka, he was too distracted feeling good to think right)

Dunno, i feel like we don't aknowledge how much their relationship KEEPS growing past them getting up together, like yeah, they have a rocky start, but they keep growing and i love that for them

Compare the Binghe who meets Shen outside the mountain in the last chapter to the Binghe that so carefully sets up their little weeding, the one who refuses to think about their actual first time to the one who probably put the white sheet on the bed because he's probably wanting to remind himself of it to be better than that

The Shen who doesn't know what to say about Bingge and the Shen that thinks it's "a little bit funny" to get married, the Shen who just- wants to call him husband and can't deny himself that he just does, the Shen who in the interview thinks "is polite to return politeness" to the one thinking that he wants to compliment more how Binghe looks and who stares at him awestruck the Morning after they get married

But what do i know, i'm just someone who overthinks shit

[universe-xlll]

This is Nogrety, Lamb's first spouse they're from my first playthrough of the game. (I still miss them :[[ )

Some basic info/lore that you might wanna know about them under the cut!

-Nogrety confessed first then after a while Lamb asked their hand in marriage, Nogrety wasn't sure at first because they thought the Lamb just asked as something political when it wasn't.

-Nogrety is a cow, but prefers the male/neutral terms, Lamb would call him "husband" in private and "spouse" in public.

-One of the first generations from the cult, saw Lamb as an equal, tho they respected the cult's leader role.

-Helped build the first farms and loved to work in the field.

-Nogrety was loved among the cult but also respected as a second in command when Lamb wasn't there. (He was close to being the first disiple too but died before Lamb could give them the role)

-Died with sickness waiting for the Lamb to return from a crusade in Anura, they still feel guilty about leaving their husband alone.

-Lamb spent over three decades mourning Nogrety, Narinder had to poses their body in order for the cult to not fall apart. Lamb doesn't remember anything from that period.

-Lamb married other followers but only when they asked only to keep the cult happy even if it made them sad.

-Only marriage that was done for love, until Lamb Married Narinder several decades later after "getting over" their first love, tho Narinder knows he cannot compete with such thing, so he just helps him through the bad days.

-Sometimes Narinder would summon Nogrety's soul to the cult grounds so they would keep the Lamb in check, Nogrety became a servant of The one who waits until Lamb ascended.

-Lamb refuses to revive Nogrety because they don't want to burden them with inmortality now that he has the Inmortality necklaces.

-The cult knows Lamb is always mourning because Nogrety's tomb is still intact and clean with new flowers everyday at the graveyard.

Hope you like my character and well a bit of lore about my lamb and their spouse hehehe.

Nogrety is from my actual game file, so yeah, I still miss them, tho I changed a bit of things because I actually wanted to make a fic with a bit of my take on the game events, and what better to give my Lamb their story with things that happened to me in game?

Anyways hope it wasn't too boring or long to read. Later!

[holymaccaronii]

What type of divorced dad is AM?

Oooo okay this is an interesting question, one a bit tricky to answer though :b. He never completely considered the ihneaimc human crew as his children, it wasn’t until the good ending where he had his reconciliation with BE AND the crew when he officially adopted them. So technically AM wasn’t really a divorced dad, but a divorced husband who denied being related to his wife’s children (we can call him a divorced dad anyway, he was just in denial). However I can still describe what type of divorced husband he was! (Yapping session below.)

After his divorce, I’d say he became the most miserable man in existence that demonstrated his pain not only through anger now but through sadness and sorrow as well. I want to continue empathizing that AM and BE had such an impactful relationship that they permanently altered each other’s personalities. BE “softened” AM, giving him the ability to properly appreciate the little things in life and find peace in his mind while making him a bit more sensitive and open with his emotions at the same time. AM “hardened” BE, hitting her with the cruel reality of the world while making her realize the truth of her past in order to take important decisions later. Taking this in mind, if he wasn’t spying on the human crew through BE’s infected creatures, he was probably sobbing himself to sleep lol.

Here a representation of the canon divorced BEAM dynamic

Now if we jump onto his behavior after first meeting the human crew during that 54th winter, he of course made it clear that he absolutely despised them, didn’t regret ruining their lives AND was completely opposed to the idea of ever becoming their father while he simply wanted to return with BE and BE alone. I’m still working on structuring that chapter of the story, but I’d like to make the humans have a chance to kinda torture AM by letting him try to survive in nature during winter taking in mind he wasn’t inmortal and powerful as before, making him be able to die and return as many times as possible.

Now if your question wasn’t really as serious as I took it to be and we were talking about what type of previously divorced dad he would be, I’m straight up confirming he’d be a Mexican typa dad. He’d watch soccer matches standing up, spend time outside sittin on a white plastic chair while drinking beer (casually), snore really loudly when sleeping and flirt with BE in the funniest ways. I know this sounds far from his canon self but hey, maybe this stuff might turn canon when AM goes thru his redemption arc in the au :].

[aleswiftgron]

I was rewatching one of my fav movies: The Book Of Life, and now i get why do i love Ineffable Husbands so much

This was my OTP when i was 9, two inmortal occult/ethereal beings that are in love with each other even though they are not supposed to and one of them is kind and has a good heart and the other as well but is hidden and only shows it with the one they love so much

ITS THEM, EVEN THE FUCKING PICTURES LOOK ALIKE

[xfriki26]

Devildeal (Belle x Moloch) headcanons :3

• They both meet for the first time when Belle was still married, Moloch was the first demon she meet. He was the one that saved her from being burned after her husband died.

• Despite having summoning many demons in all her years, Belle always calls Moloch on her more entertaining jobs, or wethever she wants company.

• Belle and Moloch consider each others only friend, since they are both inmortal and know the other is always going to be with them.

• Belle was the one that told Skid and Pump about Moloch and how to summon him. She dint expect them to manage it thought.

• One of their best memories is when they burned down Belle's home town together.

[australet789]

I have SO much to say about Jaiden's decision but I 100% agree with her and whatever the Cucuruchos are doing

I dont care, specially i dont care what Cellbit says about them

Because that has been the whole mindset of the islanders so far and it only have caused more problems than fixes

Because we have the best example of what happens when you don't agree with Cellbit's ideas

Foolish

Foolish since the very beggining was pro-Federation. He wanted to play around, because he is an inmortal god that has lived many lives and has seen everything. The Feds gave him a family and love he always wanted. But he was always VERY honest about his feelings, he always says how he liked the Federation and how he wanted to be Cucurucho's friend (mostly because he wanted a cloud and a gun).

And what did they do to him?

Beat him up

Treat him like a fool, like the dumb guy, the poor "omg he is so stupid we should help him see the truth with torture". He was left behind in The Nether, only to be attacked by everyone else when he managed to come back thanks to Philza

And everyone, including Cellbit, went to kick him in the balls. The only one who stopped them, was Roier. Roier who is Cellbit's husband but mostly, Foolish's adopted son.

Foolish is technically Cellbit's family and what did he do? He so supposedly care to the ones he is family with? He decided his believes were more important and added into the bullying

So now, look at Jaiden

Jaiden who is practically alone. Jaiden whose only friends are Roier and Foolish and we know how much Cellbit doesn't care if they care about someone else, if that person betrays him, he wont take a double look to see if there's something else going with with that someone.

Jaiden, who was spyed and mistrusted because of how much she loved Cucurucho, because she managed to see they were individuals apart from The Federation, like Walter Bob was. Fucked up individuals, but their own people in the end

I understand her lying. I understand wanting to hide into Cucurucho's side because nobody else is doing it. Because she was honest all the time and the only ones who appreciated that honesty, apart for Foolish, were the Cucuruchos

Cellbit has trauma, im not denying that. Cucurucho has fucked him up, but Jaiden has trauma too and she tried to be honest with everyone about it, only for the rest to laugh in her face

So now she is becoming like Cellbit. She is going to mistrust everyone. If all the fucking island only cares about what Cellbit needs to tell about The Feds, because he is sooooo reliable, he is the smart one, he is the only solving the riddles, he is the hero! Then she is going to do the opposite and switch sides completly to defend the ones she loves. And right now, she loves the Cucuruchos. Always have loved them since her past life.

And fuck everyone, but specially Cellbit (said by her character, mind you), if he thinks otherwise.

She is tired of being in the shadow of someone else biased opinion

And if she is wrong? Then so be it, everyone always believed she was wrong in the first place.

She, has nothing to lose anymore

[dorian-debrah]

Dream: So when are you going to go out with me?

Hob: I dunno,when are you gonna ask me out?

[Later]

Death: so you ran away?

Dream: I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO FLIRT BACK

[smbrita3]

Au Janet Drake is inmortal and a mythical regent/queen

so I once stepped into a fic about Janet being Ra's wife/partner but they like, stopped dating and Janet moved to Gotham and had Tim, only that Tim ls Ra'ses(? too and it was great, but it lacked the exploration of character, how Janet came to be, why would she choose the name Janet ?, her rise to power, did she met Ra's before or after the pits where discovered ?, she had her own league or some organization ?, the complexity of her relationship with Ra's, the things that had to be done for the legacy of their empire, the sacrifices made along the way, their children, Her children, their family, did she had/has sisters/brothers? Perhaps a twin?, the names that she once bore, does she knows Vandal Savage ?, does she has titles, lands, possesions to claim as hers ?, does she has offspring outside of the league ?, does she knows/uses magic ?, has she been a bride, a wife, a prisoner, a mother, a girl, a women, a goddess, a deity ?, so many things, actions, possibilities.

If someone would like to write about it please let me know, I would like to help you out if I can, or give u ideas, or like anything.

I don't remember the author of the fic I was talking first but I think it was Blue or Heartslogo, I don't remember, but don't worry I would search it up later so I can let the link and you will be able to read that masterpiece.

A little quote of this Janet:

Janet is the last name she has used, she wonders if it is actually quite fitting, it is adecuate, for now, a name full of life, a new name, a new .. something, sometimes she wonders if the names are really important, do they truly matter, do they even, after all this time, does she needs a name? She carries herself with knowledge, names are just things sallowed by time, but that's the irony, time cannot sallow her, she has win over time, and yet Juno comes back to her mind, a name that cannot be forgotten, how could the goddess, the wife that naive of her husband schemes has been misregarded, set aside, dismissed. Has her power being forgotten? Has her legacy being slaughtered? She is not and equal to *him* she is superior, it was her blood not his the one who reigned, it was her names being prased. Sometimes she wonders of Juno and how Janet feels like a breeze of air, the air she first breathed when she stepped outside the green elixir, that breath that mixed air and green water as one, like a natural thing, Janet feels like breathing again, like the awake of an old new thing, Janet feels like wicked whispers in the air waiting for a new name to rise, Janet feels like Juno's wrath and Livia's dream and Melisandre's mourning. Janet feels like a name worth of her new empire to arise.

[head---ache]

you know shads sorta immortality.. is that canon in your fankid au? because its been a recurring thought and it makes me so sad but what actually happens?

(also i adore your fankids they all deserve the best and i love them so much i want to give all the scrimnlys their favourite ice cream flavour) (what are their favourite flavours of ice cream? if they like it)

have a good day/night !

So I guess this is the angstier part of the answer SKXJSIXJSJS I haven't given it much of a thought, but as of now, yes, Shadow in this au is inmortal. Like everything else, it's uncertain if Emmie is as well, so of course that brings concern for both Sonic and Shadow. Of course, what would be even angstier was if Emmie wasn't inmortal like her dad, because he would outlive her, I just sort of imagine that the whole inmortality thing was a big deal for Shadow when he was younger and it would stop him from doing a lot of things he wanted. Eventually he lets go, which is why he's even married in the first place, but the fear of living longer than his daughter -and husband, for that matter- never really leaves, he just kind of lives with it.

And now for the happier part BSKXJSKXJSF

TYSM!!!! To answer the ice cream question, I'm just going off of vibes rn, but I think Emmie would like mint chocolate chip ice cream and would totally scream if you insult the flavor, Sparks would like vanilla, Lash likes anything coffee flavored, Aim likes pistachio, Bria likes strawberry, Tulip likes neapolitan and Destiny likes cookies and cream!!!! Now you're required to buy them all ice cream/j

[universalcowboyclown2006]

(Alexandria belong to @greatinternetllama)

—M-mm? Alexandria it's not so necessary...— he yawned after saying that.

Alexandria and him were arriving at Continental Congress's bosses's house, she was done with them; in her words they were ungrateful with her husband's work and making him work until he fell asleep on the floor one time (Basically he fainted that time).

— Congress my dear, saying that is not necessary to talk with him about giving you much work to a point of not having an own life or even sleeping it's not good for you or anybody around the world. You're human, inmortal or not — she turn around and caresses Congress's face while holding hands. He didn't wanted to mess up his relationship with his bosses and neither with his wife but trying to please one side end up with the other side mad at you. Otherwise, not sleeping gave Congress more anxiety than he had since he slept outside one time; maybe this is a foreshadow about this future concept of mental health and his future workaholic personality.

They arrived at the house, Alexandria rang the doorbell and waited for an answer, Congress tighten the holding-hands with Alexandria feeling himself nervous.

I wanted to write this little piece between Gov and Alexandria so 😁

And day after tomorrow I have an English test to get a certificate so wish me luck!! 👋👋