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vampire-ink-777 · 5 months ago
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In honor of pride month I need every one to know I’m an evil Morty x Morty shipper
GUYS THEYRE SO CANON TEUST ME I WAS THWRE!!!!!
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vampire-ink-777 · 5 months ago
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Me except I might have actually thrown up on several occasions bc I got too silly over a pemorty fic….
sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up
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inkz123 · 27 days ago
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Day 16: Forbidden (frosting)
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bluespiritshonour · 2 months ago
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°•° dreams: at western air temple °•°
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azurem · 2 months ago
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Actually we should lean more onto Ink knowing stuff. The idea of him knowing who's the favorite within the utmv is so funny to me
Whether it is by him having out of verse knowledge (creators snitching on each other's fav blorbos/them asking Ink to "keep an eye out for them), him knowing about the omniverse (he asks other inks about their own multiverses and gets hit by the knowledge that there are those that remain and the very few that, curiously, change every time) he knows who are the favorites based on those who know the most woe/joy within their incarnations. He knows the Creators love Sans because they keep on messing with him. He equals love with change. To be unloved is to remain unchanged (and how cruel it is that he was born as a template without change nor base for him but he can't think about it for too long)
So when he looks at Dream... he knows this multiverse's creator somewhat like him. How could he not? Even before omniversal knowledge, Dream remains Alive. He remains relevant. He doesn't fade into obscurity. He's there. He cannot kill him nor harm him because THAT IS someones blorbo. So he doesn't. Not like he would do something like that just because, but the mere thought is extremely forbidden. He can't.
Keep the blorbos close and the scrimblos closer...
When the blorbos are secured, he doesn't get as protective with the AUs. How could he, if the creators willed for them to be? He couldn't just obstaculize them, even if the script is ruined. Its a thing. He has to let them have some fun before he gets fuzzy!!! Hes a secondary character to the blorbo. He needs to complement them. He needs to be a character the blorbo interacts with. Somewhat fun. People love when the blorbo interacts with other characters. Screentime! They all love screentime!
Blorbo doesnt like you? No problem. He could be the antagonist. The annoying pal the blorbo has. Its a thing. He doesn't mind (genuinely, of course!) he's absolutely thrilled to act the part. Its almost like he has a script of his own
Hed wonder if theres a multiverse where he's the blorbo. Its a fun thing to think about
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vampire-ink-777 · 4 months ago
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HELPPPP this is me I fear
Been ending declarative statements with "I fear" too often lately I fear
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vampire-ink-777 · 5 months ago
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The way Evil Morty is genuinely so down to earth and real will never get out of my head. He’s normal. He’s been pushed around, used, and taken as nothing but a shield by his Rick his whole life, and he is done. He’s actively trying any way to get away from them because he just does not care about any of the other R&M’s. I think it’s especially so interesting since Morty-Prime/C-137 has basically had the exact same experience, but instead didn’t go down that route was always so cool to me.
PLUS good god I will never forget the toxic Morty episode. It was so good. It’s so interesting how Rick considered any attatchments as disgusting, and yet also had the same stance as his disturbing apathy. HE THINKS ITS BAD TOO!!!! God they’re so hrhkahdjsbakaj
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yellow-computer-mouse · 3 months ago
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fuck it incorrect quotes
Horror: "I lost a bet." Horror: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. Killer: What's the first? Horror: "Let's make a bet."
Horror: I am a ninja. Cross: No, you’re not. Horror: Did you see me do that? Cross: Do what? Horror: Exactly.
Killer: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! Killer: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. Nightmare, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.
Killer: BE A BETTER PERSON! Dust: WHY?! Killer: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
*Killer is helping Nightmare break out of prison* Killer: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime? Nightmare: Don’t push it. Killer: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker! Nightmare: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.
Nightmare, to Cross: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Nightmare: *throws a brick through the window* Nightmare: Okay, let’s go.
Horror: What’s your biggest fear? Dust: I am incredibly arachnophobic. Horror, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
Killer: Are you alright? Nightmare: Short answer or long answer? Killer: Short? Nightmare: No. Killer: Long? Nightmare: Nooooooo.
Cross, gently nudging Horror aside with their foot: Horror, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Horror, her eyes enormous: You kick Horror? You kick her body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Cross! Jail for Cross for one thousand years!
Nightmare, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Cross: Nightmare, dude, sit down! Tell us all about it. Dust, would you get Nightmare some water? Dust: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
Killer: Cross, we tried things your way. Cross: No, we didn't. Killer: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Cross: You spent all our money on THIS?? Dust, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Cross: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Horror: It's Dust's turn. Dust: Don't die. Killer, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Killer: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Cross: Well, it’s frowned upon. Killer: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Killer: That’s okay, right?
Dust, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Nightmare: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Dust: Dust: Water you doing?
Killer: And here we see Dust and Horror in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh. Dust: Gaelic bread. Horror: Grueling brad. Dust: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
Dust: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Dust, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Nightmare: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Dream: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Nightmare: Mean.
Nightmare: You're alive. Dream: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Nightmare: I got an idea! Dream: Does it involve breaking the law? Nightmare: By now don’t you think that’s a given? Dream: I was just trying to be optimistic. Nightmare: Don’t bother.
Nightmare: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Dream: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Nightmare: Okay yeah thanks Dream, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
Nightmare: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨
Error: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Blue: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Nightmare: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship. Dream: We’re not friends. Nightmare, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
Nightmare, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Nightmare, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Dream: Tea. Nightmare: Wrong. It's coffee.
Nightmare: I failed my safety training course today. Dream: Why, what happened? Nightmare: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Dream: And? Nightmare: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Ink: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Ink: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Ink: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Nightmare: I won a new phone in a race. Dream: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Nightmare? Nightmare: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
Dream: Why are you on fire? Nightmare: This is just how my day is going.
Nightmare: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Dream: You mean glory days? Nightmare: Ah, that too.
Blue: I trusted you! Error: Why?
Ink: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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toffeebrew · 2 months ago
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Ink should learn different types of art forms from other aus and au sanses because...I said so
an excuse for them to meet others? what...that would be silly.
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vampire-ink-777 · 5 months ago
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old man yaoi…sniffles….
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our hungers appeased, our heartbeats becoming slow.
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version without text!
a birdrick painting in my og style :) very much inspired by @starshapedspider and their old man domestic bliss truthing. i hope in some universe out there they're finally happy.
Song: In A Week (ft. Karen Cowley) - Hozier
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artyarchivehoard · 4 months ago
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So if ink is 3'8
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And if we say an apple is 4 inches tall....
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That means ink is...
12inchs in a ft/4inchs in an apple = 3 apples per ft
3 apples per ft ×3 ft tall= 9 apples of height
+ the 8 inches left over which is 2 apples
..........
Ink is canonically about 11 apples tall.
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Ink sand belongs to @comyet
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concretesweetner · 28 days ago
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I feel like the reason why people hate errorink sm is cuz in alot of peoples mind, Including my own, theyre like the most lame hetero missionary boring type bs. theyre were like the default nothing-can-go-wrong ship back in 2017 while now theyre just..... Better options if you wanna ship error or ink?
What im saying is we should remake errorink with our current perspective of the characters cuz asshole snarky ink x wet cat manchild error could go so hard if done right
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lucasisverycool01 · 6 days ago
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I’m late, but I did the smoobert, he looks so funny and silly and edible.
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vampire-ink-777 · 5 months ago
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Shut up right now im gonna implode. THEYRE SO FUCKING SKAJSHSJSHAHAJHSHSJJHH WHAAT. God I love them. Rick you fucking prick. Slams you into a brick wall with affection.
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You sentimental little fella you got inspiration from Birdperson’s wings didn’t you?
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saints-helen · 22 days ago
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MORE HEADCANONS!! YIPPIE!!
(Except more general ones this time😅)
(May make a part two... In six years or so-)
Smaller headcanons!:
- Human Dream has some sort of skin condition due to being trapped in stone. He doesn't want the public to know of any "weaknesses" of his so he hides it behind layers of makeup and clothing, the former of which often only makes it worse. To help with it he bathes regularly, occasionally using one of the plethora of medicinal bathbombs and soaps that blue buys him (he feels guilty about wasting his money).
- Human Nightmare has long hair, Human Dream has short hair. (we know why the latter is, though, don't we Helen~)
- Human Cross is albino! So is human Epic! Albino besties!!! They bond over it, one red eyed, the other purple.
- Human Epic has long, stark white braided hair, it reaches his ankles and is So pretty when he moves, the top of it is all cut up boyishly, so it looks like the braid is coming out of nowhere.
- Human Ink is intersex, usual ink is Definitely intersex so, why wouldn't human him be, too?
- The dreamtale twins' eyes can also turn to star shapes, much like blue's. They get that from him.
- The twins aren't identical twins. Bone structure wise they are carbon copies (of blue and each other), but appearance wise, especially as humans, they don't look all That alike.
- Dream has joint issues from being stuck in stone, and he loses the ability to properly grip things randomly and has to just wait for it to pass.
- Dust is probably selectively mute.
- Cross definitely has some form of psychosis, you don't see your dad somehow know everything about you and everyone else and be low-key an omnipotent god without developing Some kind of paranoia about being watched (will have a follow up post later... Probably)
- After blue decided to parent adult twins (god knows they need it) he began learning Spanish to better talk to them. Having had no one genuinely care for them for so long, (people always hated nightmare and everyone always wanted something from dream), it shocked both of them.
- Blueberry sans is an outcode, as his entire existence came about solely due to people's misconceptions about blue and he Is very much just a child. The love of the people around him, (the ones there initially when he first popped into existence, aka, his original caretakers. Not the Entirne multiverse is affected) is dependent on the fandom's view of him. So if the fandom loves him, he gets doted on. But if the fandom hates him..
Yeah.. as far as he's aware, one day he woke up and everyone hated him and didn't tell him why. It really fucked him up. He's convinced that if he could just Know what it is he messed up, if he could just be Good enough, fix it, everything will go back to normal (it won't) and people won't hate him anymore.
- Both human twins have freckles from being in the sun so much, however nightmare's can't be seen due to being under the corruption, and dream's have faded from being in stone.
- The twins can both sense the emotional intention of man-made things, and the emotions associated with them. If they enter a room, they can tell if it bore positive or negative memories, same with foods, objects, etc.
So when nightmare first ate a homemade meal made by blue, cooked specifically for Him, he nearly choked on the amount of pure Love poured into it.
Love.. for Him.
- Swap sanses tend to be a bit taller than classics, and swap papyri shorter than classic papyri.
- Passive probably got chased by some drunk young mens' hunting dogs once.
- Cross likes and listens to lofi music.
- On cross's bad days, his hands shake in the kitchen because he's getting water without permission.
- Cross has no concept of weekends, as every day is a weekday for him. XGaster didn't even let him Know such a thing existed until he was school age, at which point the man had no choice but to tell him.
- Epic buys multi-coloured bandaids instead of the brown beige ones. It's to add a sense of silliness and whimsy to his life, yes, but it's also to help (force) cross to get back small bits and pieces of the childhood he'd never had.
- Sometimes cross says no to epic asking to kiss him because he doesn't feel like he's earned it that day.
- Ink's body runs so cold your fingers will go numb if you hold his hand for too long.
- Error is the opposite, worst case scenario, cuddling him gives you first degree burns, so layer up, babe.
- Nightmare is cold in the way something that may or may not be wet is cold, it's like, Really confusing for your senses to touch him.
Like slime,,, iykyk.
- Dream in warm like sunlight, just enough to be comforting, Very nice to be felt, to be around.
- Shattered is Hot (ha, we been knew 😏) no but seriously, he's hot in the way magma is hot; Thick like lava and dripping very slowly.
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xullian · 2 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK GO VOTEEE
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