#infernalpost

[thequicksilverfox]

Malfean Flow

I'm a Green Sun Prince, I smoke that golden scarab type shit.

Im eating sacred green beans out of a silver demon skull, suckin the motes right out of a cataphract.

I'm like a beach, the way Kimbery keeps hittin me up.

I'm an ogre, I'm bitin chunks outta the Elemental Pole of Earth.

My horse is a fucking wasp, do not fuck with me.

I'm smoking rolled-up pattern spider, people get entheogenic boners when I breathe out. I'm smokin Loom Leavings. I'm smokin Wood Dragon.

She tried to give me a Writ of Citation from the Heavenly Bureaucracy, I told her I already stole one of those.

I set my flame piece to "crack pipe" and gave Ahlat a permanent stomach ulcer.

I'm huffing fumes out of an artifact called The Fuck Gun, I don't even know what the fuck it does. I'm on that third-circle pussy. I'm smoking whole Blood Apes.

I drank two forties I'm pretty sure used to be Lunars before some dipshit sidereal hit em with that Charcoal March of Shitty Beer. I don't give a shit, I'm thirsty as fuck.

We're smokin First Age Solar Mummy. We're smokin Puppeteer's Plague.

I found out the kid was mine. I said "who's the father." She said "Sextus Jylis." Now his dick's detachable, I call that shit deciduous.

I don't gotta wait for Calibration, Liger wants me so bad all I gotta do is whistle. I'm not even a sorcerer.

I got a warstrider named Dragon Fucker 9000, Mara's always askin me to try it on. I don't fuckin know why.

Don't even look at me, my image is burned into your corneas anyway. I'm goddamn incandescent. And green.

[autumnblogs]

quit your job. join my rat king.

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girls be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demons is stolas like... girl do not fight h

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i think i hauve covid

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location update for DC march this saturday

if u are planning to go make sure to adjust your travel plans accordingly!

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i should have minions who look like this

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decisions were made yesterday

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as a gay southerner whos been boycotting chikfila for years now i really dont get the obsession down here w it as far as taste goes bc its p mid. like theres other chicken places w better seasoning ya kno. i can only think ppl like it so much bc the gays asked them not to eat there so now its like a guilty pleasure or something

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hearing someone else laugh and suddenly remembering i used to laugh like that too as a kid but ppl made fun of me for it so i stopped

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another year older!

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x

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that video of the guy getting excited about gas tanks in a video game bc he fills them for work and giving facts/info despite none of his fellow players seeming to care? thats me when i see anything with welding in any media, like okay i will just sit here vibrating bc i dont think anyone else cares that this random character was using an oxy-acetylene torch to weld that door shut

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eating quiche at 11 at night 👍

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as mentioned last night, here are the earrings i made!

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new glitch: sometimes when i double tap to like a post tumblr sends me further up or down my dash, and occasionally all the way back to the top