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infernalfae · 2 years
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showing disco elysium to my friend: now watch these children call me a faggot
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thequicksilverfox · 7 months
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Malfean Flow
I'm a Green Sun Prince, I smoke that golden scarab type shit.
Im eating sacred green beans out of a silver demon skull, suckin the motes right out of a cataphract.
I'm like a beach, the way Kimbery keeps hittin me up.
I'm an ogre, I'm bitin chunks outta the Elemental Pole of Earth.
My horse is a fucking wasp, do not fuck with me.
I'm smoking rolled-up pattern spider, people get entheogenic boners when I breathe out. I'm smokin Loom Leavings. I'm smokin Wood Dragon.
She tried to give me a Writ of Citation from the Heavenly Bureaucracy, I told her I already stole one of those.
I set my flame piece to "crack pipe" and gave Ahlat a permanent stomach ulcer.
I'm huffing fumes out of an artifact called The Fuck Gun, I don't even know what the fuck it does. I'm on that third-circle pussy. I'm smoking whole Blood Apes.
I drank two forties I'm pretty sure used to be Lunars before some dipshit sidereal hit em with that Charcoal March of Shitty Beer. I don't give a shit, I'm thirsty as fuck.
We're smokin First Age Solar Mummy. We're smokin Puppeteer's Plague.
I found out the kid was mine. I said "who's the father." She said "Sextus Jylis." Now his dick's detachable, I call that shit deciduous.
I don't gotta wait for Calibration, Liger wants me so bad all I gotta do is whistle. I'm not even a sorcerer.
I got a warstrider named Dragon Fucker 9000, Mara's always askin me to try it on. I don't fuckin know why.
Don't even look at me, my image is burned into your corneas anyway. I'm goddamn incandescent. And green.
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wumblr · 2 years
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girls be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demons is stolas like... girl do not fight h
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infernalfae · 2 years
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my friend is getting top surgery at the beginning of november and needs help paying for it, please share and donate if u can!
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infernalfae · 2 years
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my outfit tonight for halloween! hard to see but my earrings are silver bird skulls (my beautiful skirt is from @mayakern btw, its got pockets)
-he/him-
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infernalfae · 1 year
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infernalfae · 1 year
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i think i hauve covid
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infernalfae · 9 months
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location update for DC march this saturday
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if u are planning to go make sure to adjust your travel plans accordingly!
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infernalfae · 1 year
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decisions were made yesterday
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infernalfae · 10 months
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as a gay southerner whos been boycotting chikfila for years now i really dont get the obsession down here w it as far as taste goes bc its p mid. like theres other chicken places w better seasoning ya kno. i can only think ppl like it so much bc the gays asked them not to eat there so now its like a guilty pleasure or something
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infernalfae · 1 year
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hearing someone else laugh and suddenly remembering i used to laugh like that too as a kid but ppl made fun of me for it so i stopped
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infernalfae · 11 months
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another year older!
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infernalfae · 11 months
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infernalfae · 1 year
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that video of the guy getting excited about gas tanks in a video game bc he fills them for work and giving facts/info despite none of his fellow players seeming to care? thats me when i see anything with welding in any media, like okay i will just sit here vibrating bc i dont think anyone else cares that this random character was using an oxy-acetylene torch to weld that door shut
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infernalfae · 1 year
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eating quiche at 11 at night 👍
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infernalfae · 1 year
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as mentioned last night, here are the earrings i made!
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