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[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #14

(Peter and Y/n are playing who'll say WTF first)

Y/n: yk the animals that lay eggs don't have bellybutton.

Peter: pigs can eat anything, and that includes human.

Y/n: sometimes I just wish I can detach my head from my body then put it backwards so I can braid my hair.

Pepper, horrified:

Tony: it IS 3AM—

Y/n: Adolf Hitler was nominated for Nobel Peace prize

Steve: what the fuck—

[cj-marj]

And they lived happily ever after.

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #13

Y/n: how do I look?

Steve:*mad* are you serious? Sharon died! We are at her funeral and you are worried about how you look?!

Y/n: I know, very sad, anyway. Buck, how do I look?

Bucky:*without missing a beat* hot.

...

No hate to Sharon it's just a joke

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #15?

(Round two of who'll say what the fuck first!)

Y/n: okay who's going first?

Peter: Me! Me! Me!

Y/n, smirking: it is common for children to hear "voices"

Peter, offended: hey!

Tony, looks at Morgan:  If you fell into a black hole, you could see the start and the end of the universe, Big Bang and shit, you'll be dead but still.

Bruce: some tumours can grow teeth and hair:)

Everyone shivers at mental image: WTF-

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #12?

Peter: bro, that's not how you do it, here let me help you!

Ned: thanks man!

*Meanwhile Loki and Thor*

Thor: Loki, that's not how-

Loki: don't tell me what to do, bitch!

...

Ned: wanna build death star later?

Peter: of course! *Does bro fist bumps*

..

Loki: I told you, it'd be fun!

Thor: I have never been this terrified in my 1500 years of living

Loki: big baby

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #16

(Thor is mad at Y/n because they ate Thor's Pop Tart)

Y/n: why are you mad at me? Is it because I slept with your brother?

Thor:... You wha-what?! YOU SLEPT WITH LOKI?!!?!

Y/n: oh wow... this is awkward

Thor: yOU THINK?!?

....

Loki, from afar: idiots.

[welovelouisandbucky]

When you just want to read some fluff or angst but the only thing you can find is smut:

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #11

Steve: so what would you say if someone comes up to you and says "I'm your dad's friend and he send me to get you"?

Peter: I would say, you're a liar! My dad is dead!

Steve:...

Y/n: bruh!

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #9

Y/n: hey Sammy, watcha doin?

Sam: *smirks* your Mom

Y/n: ...

Y/n: ha! Jokes on you I don't have one!

Sam: ....

Y/n: ...

Peter: do you want a hug?...

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #8?

(Peter and Y/n is drunk)

Peter: so Y/n, what's your type?

Y/n: b plus

Peter: *guffawing* that's not—

*rolls over his stomach, laughing. Y/n joins him, laughing at themselves.*

Peter: you're an idiot!

Y/n: yeah, but I'm your idiot.

*Peter looks at them with heart eyes*

Peter: *softly says* yeah, mine.

...

(Tony and Pepper from afar)

Pepper: Tony, you're an idiot!

Tony: yeah but I'm your idiot.

Pepper: nah uh, you're just idiot.

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #10

Y/n: *looking at Bucky with heart eyes* that was so hot, Bucky!

Bucky: I literally called the person who tried hitting on you a degenerate dick and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Y/n: I'm so in love with you! *Kisses Bucky*

Bucky: *flustered*

...

(idea from @lokius-and-cookies )

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #4

Kate: do you think that laundry detergent have different flavors?

Peter and Y/n, without missing a beat:

They do.

Bruce: *concerned*.....how did you answer that so quickly??!?!

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #7

Y/n: so you are in mafia now...? *Confused*

Peter: *dead serious* baby... I'm the mafia.

Y/n:...

Y/n: *scoffs* you look like you are about to sell socks to my mom

[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #6

Y/n: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Tony: *literally done with their shit* You need to stop.

[welovelouisandbucky]

Faith

Teaser

A/n: I'm really sorry for the wait, my Tumblr was not letting me post this it got messy anyway. And I'd like to say English is not my native language and I'm sorry for the mistakes, and positive criticism would very much be appreciated:) and feel free to ask if you want to be added to the taglist

Pairing: Steven Grant x teen!reader Marc Spector x teen!reader

Summary: reader is a single teen parent who lives on her own with her kid. One night her kid went missing and then she found her with none other than our Steven

"Oh bollocks! This is not how it looks I swear!" Steven panics. Stepping away from the pissed off lady, almost like he's trying to run, which makes the situation ten times worse.

Steven has faced many things in life, every worst case scenario possible, you imagine. Whether it was accidentally knocking down the new packages at work that read 'FRAGILE' and almost getting fired afterwards, or when one day he was stepping down from the bus, half awake and half asleep. He tripped over his feet and fell face first and took an old lady with him; he was fine but the lady was hospitalized for weeks. Or one time he was walking around a park, again, half awake he accidentally stepped onto a stray dog's tail. That day he ran like that cameraman for like half an hour and not because the dog stopped chasing him no, no because Marc decided to have little mercy on him by taking control. Even more, but none of them were this bad, where he was being accused of kidnapping a child. 

And the kid approached him first!

He was just back from his soul drowning day at 'work'. Today was a hell of a day. And he wanted nothing more than to just get to his home and feed Gus the second, and plop himself on the bed and drift away to sleep. 

But at the main door as he was finding his keys, he felt a little tug on his pants, looking down he saw a girl no older than three or four, smiling up at him. He instantly tensed up, looking around the lobby trying to figure out who's kid is this, and why did they let the toddler freely roam all over the lobby. Concerned, he scrunched down to her level and began asking her questions softly: where's your mum? What's your name, little love? What are you doing here all by yourself at this time, huh? Do you live here? 

The girl answered some of them by nodding her head, and quietly said her name,"Faith," and pointed to the door behind Steven. 

He picked her up and was ready to return her safely to her mum, but then a girl barged through the door. In alarmed mode Steven took a step back, second mistake. Don't ever step back if you are returning a child to their guardian, it will make the situation worse. And that's what Steven didn't know, so here he is panicking. 

Suddenly Marc decided to speak up.

Put the fucking kid down, you moron! You look like you're 'bout to run off with her! 

Marc shouts at Steven, clearly just as panicked as Steven. Steven looks at the kid he is holding and immediately puts her down, the probable guardian of the child takes Faith into her arms, protectively. 

…

Panic. Fear. Guilt.

Is what y/n had been feeling since Faith disappeared. 

All this happened in one minute. She had just left her in the living room to put the folded clothes in their place and when she returned, boom, Faith wasn't there. She searched the whole apartment, looking for a single sign of Faith but no, it's like she disappeared into thin air. But just to be confirmed before reaching out to police she checked the whole apartment twice but still no trace of Faith. She started crying three minutes after Faith's disappearance, so near to panic attack. She is blaming herself for it. If she hadn't left Faith all by herself she would've been in her arms watching Frozen, but putting clothes away was more important than her fucking daughter! 

She's scared to death, if something happened to Faith she'll never forgive herself for it. How can she let this happen in the first place? Million wrong things crossing her mind, what if something happened to her? What if she got hurt? Or worse, what if someone kidnapped her? Or what if she somehow gets to the road and car–no no no, this can't be real. This has to be a dream! This is the worst nightmare ever. 

She quickly picks up her phone and gets out of the apartment. If she has to take her daughter from Lucifer's lap she'll do it without missing a beat, she'll do anything for her. Two steps out the door, she sees her. Her Faith, in the arms of their weird neighbour. The guy who trashed the bathroom of the museum and got fired, and that's not it. Everyone has been saying he talks to himself a lot. And the sweet lady down the lobby said, one time in the elevator he started screaming out of sudden, and there was nothing. Everyone in the building said he's crazy, and needs the help of a psychiatrist. He always looked like hadn't slept for years with the dark circles under his eyes, and a deep frown on his face. And always clumsily walking into walls and or doors, and talking to some imaginary people. He looked like he's on drugs all the time, and the museum news says it all. He is walking a red flag, and you were his neighbor living right across from him. 

You always kept Faith out of his gaze and changed your path whenever you saw him somewhere. 

And seeing him with your daughter, terrified you. You shot over there and yelled at him. 

"What the hell are you doing with my child?!" You are fuming with anger. He looked at you panicked, taking a step back and that angered you more.

"Oh bollocks! This is not how it looks, I swear!" He said taking yet another step backwards, and let go of Faith. You quickly pull her into a protective mama bear hug. Relief washing over you. 

"Look, I know that was looking bad but I swear I wasn't trying to do what you're thinking, I swear!" He speaks up suddenly, you glare daggers into his soul. Scared, he backs up. 

[welovelouisandbucky]

MK Marvel Incorrect Quotes #3

Y/n: where's Marc?

Khonshu: doing stuff

Y/n: oh God that's sounding bad, where's Steven?

Khonshu: trying to stop Marc from doing stuff

Y/n: Jake?

Khonshu: distracting Steven from stoping Marc from doing stuff

Y/n: then what are you doing here?

Khonshu: I'm supposed to be distracting you from stopping Jake distracting Steven so he doesn't stop Marc from doing stuff

Y/n: you little birdie bitc-

...

Idea from @40sjoyner