#incorrectmfmmquotes

[sharinamay]

Phryne: I’m sorry, but this time, I can’t do what you say.

Jack: What do you mean “this time”? You’ve never done what I said once since I’ve known you.

[thelegendofclarke]

Phryne: You're mad at me!

Jack: I'm not mad...

Jack: I'm just disappointed.

Phryne: Oh come on! Everyone knows that's WORSE!

[ilovephrack34]

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Jack: I have three moods: fuck you, fuck off, and fuck me.

Jack, to Phryne: And today, I'm feeling... [pushes Phryne to the wall]

[crash476]

Cec: Why are you like this?

Bert: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1914 and haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Jack: Miss Fisher, we’re supposed to be rescuing you.

Phryne: I got bored, so I rescued myself.

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Dot: Are you decent?

Phryne: Not morally. But I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

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Jack: I’ve heard stories about Miss Fisher.

Doc Mac: only half of them are true. Trick is, figuring out which half.

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What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?

Phryne Fisher

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Dot: I don't know how to give orders.

Mr. Butler: That's all right. No one around here knows how to take 'em.

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Phryne: We're lost.

Dot: Lost? As in, "Where the hell are we"?

Phryne: Not totally lost, we're still in the Outback.

Dot: You said this is a shortcut!

Phryne: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost.

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Jack: When I was a kid, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. This clip and I went all around the world together – The Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia.

Phryne: But never to a friend’s house, huh?

Jack: Uncalled for.

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I still don’t understand the phrase ‘the luck of the Irish’ because the luck of the Irish is, historically speaking, fucking terrible.

Dorothy Williams

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Cec: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were a real bastard.

Bert: What changed your mind?

Cec: Oh, I still think you’re a bastard. I’ve just grown to like that about you.

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Jack: Phryne, you’re bleeding!

Phryne: Oh, that explains it.

Jack: Explains what?

Phryne: The stabbing pain in my side.

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What doesn’t kill me makes me REAL cocky about the next thing that tries that shit

Phryne Fisher

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Phryne: [holding up a finger] Do you believe that I can break your leg with this finger?

Hugh: [stammering] Strangely enough, I-I-I-I do.