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“Vivien has a body of swansdown and the constitution of a GI on leave.” -Noël Coward

VIVIEN LEIGH in WATERLOO BRIDGE — 1940

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Iconic Brucie Wayne Lines:

“It’s good luck to spill a little with martinis.” — said right before spilling his entire cosmo in Lex Luthor’s lap

“Can I take this for my son?” — said about anything, including crime scene evidence, but said so charmingly that 80% of people just let him take whatever he’s holding

“Sorry I’m on the Bluetooth.” — said while gesturing to an ear that definitely does not have an earpiece, usually mid-conversation at a party

“No yeah, they get walks every day.” — said about his kids, no one can ever 100% tell if he’s joking

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i just want everyone to know i watched the hogfather yesterday

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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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I’m so glad that DC and Marvel both have “gay sex probably happened” comic book covers.

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I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

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Sunrise Beauty

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Eleanor of Aquitaine and King Henry II tomb effigies, Fontevraud Abbey, Loire Valley, France

Katharine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitaine and Peter O'Toole as Henry II on the set of The Lion in Winter

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How many years? Suppose I hold you back for one: I can -- it's possible. Suppose your first son dies, ours did -- it's possible. Suppose you're daughtered next. We were -- that, too, is possible. THE LION IN WINTER (1968) Dir. Anthony Harvey

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happy hanukkah buckaroos. please enjoy this classic tingler out today in audiobook format. SENTIENT SOUR CREAM AND APPLESAUCE BISEXUALLY GET ME OFF FOR HANUKKAH BECAUSE THE LATKES ARE GONE BUT MY ASS IS STILL HERE out now

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✧*・ﾟ*・ﾟ✧ Happy Holidays ✧*・ﾟ✧*・ﾟ

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i do

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