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[mispronouncing-michaelangelo]

Munkustrap for the soft hc? 👀

oh god thank you okay im going off my shits for a second

What he smells like: i imagine he smells like dust?? and grass?? i assume he cant really get smells out of his fur but he also likes rolling around in grass so he just lives like that most of the time His fave smell: for sure fresh baked stuff, doesnt really matter too much what it is but he’s got a softspot for bread,, ive always assumed his owner is like, a really old woman who has knitting and stuff everywhere and bakes with her grandkids so i assume he enjoys being there for that haha (also the smell seeps into his fur which is nice, but thats more of a treat haha) Pajamas: on the one hand, sexy grey sweatpants munku,,,, on the other hand, cheesy and ugly as all fuck ‘worlds best dad’ pj set that he got from someone who is definetly not his child,, like mungojerrie or something Fave ship: okay so i love shipping him with dem, but i think her and bomb are so fucking strong smh, and i like him with alonzo, but him and cassandra are too powerful,, so im gonna say skimble?? and a cute headcanon is that i think munku is only at the junkyard at night, and skimble is on the train at night, so they meet up twice a day like ships passing as they both go do their thing Fave friendship: munku + bomb + dem,, or munku + tumble?? and since i never talk about munkustrap and tumblebrutus, their cute hc is that they always seems to end up having really important talks twith eachother, like the sorta talks you have at 2am outside in the cold at a weird glass table after an event?? you know the sort?? yeah i assume they have alot of them and tumble is someone that munkustrap can be really sincere with about his problems because tumble has his shit together and munku isnt worried hes giving him for then he can handle like he sometimes is with dem or bomb Song: roxanne,, specifically the moulin rouge cover,, it always makes me think of angsty thoughts about child munk and tugger when griz left wishing she had’ve just been more honest?? but ive emotionally re-contextualized the song to hell and back riip Animal: i feel like im legally obligated to say cat,, but if i had to pick somthing else id say plover,, theyre a really chill bird, they dissapear for most of the year and then suddenly bam! there everywhere and theyre all raising babys that are fucking adorable and they just sorta hang out in car parks?? Sleeping position: for a more cat version, i assume he sleeps in a real classic little circle of cat, and as a dude i imagine he sleeps super normally, but i also think hes super fucking noisy while he sleeps, he just has stuff to say aye Fave drink: strawberry milk or juice from those cups of sliced fruits (also unsoliced hc but i think he has convinced the kittens that fruit cups dont have juice, because he chugs it first, and the other adult cats are just letting him live that lie) Gift: can it be just like,, a coupon for 1 good day,,, cause he seems like he needs it sometimes,, just in case of emergencys he can pull out the good day card and nothing bad can happen

[therum-tum-misto]

I'm bored :( Could you drop any random HC?

I can do more than one

As an aside to the Victoria Is Deaf And/Or Mute hc that I've seen quite a bit of and honestly like: When Tugger started going out with Misto the First thing he did was learn sign language so he could talk to Vic. He kind of sucked for a long time but as soon as Victoria learned he was trying she told Misto to keep him.

Jelly, despite being in the Mom Age Group, is incredibly cool and often hangs out with the younger cats (Dem, Bomba, Munk etc... not necessarily the kittens, she has to maintain the Authoritative Adult role with them) and it's not uncommon that she'll pull absolutely wild knowledge seemingly completely out of her ass and just casually say she learned it when she was younger... if Jerrie and Teazer knew this they'd never leave her alone, but thankfully they're still in the dark. It's weird until you remember she comes from a family of actors and was probably a third or fourth generation theater kid...

Ok this one is one I've had Forever and I've written it into fics but never really talked about it:

Magical cats all have black eyes. It's not... exactly genetic, just a physiological side effect of a cat's body working with the magic it has to contain. They're very distinctive and hard to hide (even with magic) but unless one is acquainted with the telltale signs of magic they're just a bit unsettling. Macavity has them, Misto has them..... and it's one of the reasons Jemima's magic was such a shock, because she inherited Demeter's brightly colored eyes. Her magic isn't strong enough to unlock that particular gene.

(To clarify: it's not genetic as in it's based on magic and doesn't necessarily pass from parent to child. It IS a result of the magic mixing with/causing a reaction in the cat's dna, hence why a certain amount is needed to trigger the reaction)

Electra wasn't born into the tribe. She was orphaned at a very young age, miles and miles away. Skimble found her, and upon confirming she had no family (either feline or human) and that she was struggling at it was, he brought her back to the Junkyard and she was raised by the tribe at large.

On a (very) similar note Jerrie and Teazer were not born into the tribe, and they didn't grow up there. They lived on the streets for most of their lives. Macavity wasn't the only criminal they worked for and they weren't exclusively in organized crime, they did what they had to do and took any jobs they could to survive, since they didn't have humans yet either. They stumbled into the Junkyard in late adolescence/early adulthood (so not too too long before the Ball we see in the show) and they were forcibly adopted into the tribe. They resisted at first because they had major trust issues, but they got over those and they're happier for it.

Lots of dogs and cats do live in harmony together, but mostly in their human homes, so stories like that of the Rumpus Cat are far more common than those where dogs and cats side with each other.

[soh-da-meatball]

Thank you @incorrectcats for the idea! Their posts always make my day! <3

[theimpossiblescheme]

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Grizabella liked to sleep on top of the statues in Trafalgar Square.

Plato and Skimble both hold the record for “most close encounters with foods cats really aren’t supposed to eat.”

Etcetera’s favorite human food is pancakes.

Cassandra has one Pollicle friend, a pitbull named Danny.

Jenyanydots and Jellylorum are the best card sharps in the Tribe--pick a game, any game, and you will lose against them.

Both Mistoffelees and Electra sleep with their eyes open.

Mungojerrie snores like a train.  You can hear him halfway across the Junkyard.

Demeter likes to watch people paint.  It’s relaxing for her.

[zippu1-draws]

@incorrectcats said: "Hey there! Only if you want to, of course: Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer (me, being heavily biased) and maybe something with the queens? Maybe Bomba and Demeter? I’d love to see it!"

You know what? You can absolutely have Mungo and 'teazer!

[magical-marvelous-mistoffelees]

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Ily 🥺👉👈

Each Jellicle has “nine lives”, or the chance to be reborn 8 different times.

Old Doot is on his last life, as in he’s been reborn 8 times sequentially already.

Jemima has the spirit of last year’s Jellicle Choice, and Mistoffelees was reborn the year before that.

[1taliart]

I've seen you have a few Cats OCs, soooo, which one's your favourite and which one was your first?

Making Ocs is my coping mechanism, so picking a favourite is hard.

I would say Minashti is the one I'm more emotionally attached to because she's based on my late cat 🙁

My first Oc, however, was Fyoniria, based on my current cat. My first original Oc was Sunavia.

And now I have 11 Jellicle Ocs. Who would have thought.

[stawbebbiess]

Drew these sweetie pies for @incorrectcats , thank you so much for submitting them! They’re a couple of cuties

I have a lot of cats in my inbox that I’ll be sure to get on the rest of this weekend 💕

[voltsdolt]

Inspired from this marvelous post! They make such amazing funny content and I cant @incorrectcats bless you

[ghoulsbrain]

Light blue, probably

so the circle of hell is ALWs Musicals? because that would be very accurate

[chunkecheeks]

The whole HC of Munk is going to inherit Old D's positions and Jemima is next in line feels kinda boring (although I don't dislike it completely, I just feel that it's just... Meh. Pretty basic?)

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

i don’t really feel like it’s basic i think it’s just... common, like it’s just a common headcanon 

i don’t really think that it’s boring like i think there’s a tendency to think common headcanons are boring bc they’re common but i don’t think there’s anything wrong with them at all. That being said it’s nice to see different interpretations and i think they’re all good 

[rosestarchild]

As you've been already asked Bomba and Griz, may I add Munkustrap and/or Tugger? 🙈

munkustrap

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

tugger

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

it's a positive "ugh" okay?? 😅

[therum-tum-misto]

Orange (but I'd fight you in a loving way, don't worry), yellow and magenta ✨😊

❤💕💖💞💕❤💖💕❤💕💖❤💞💕❤💖

I would happily go to Wendy's with you❤❤❤

[incorrectcats]

this new headcanon that came to my mind made me terribly soft and i needed to share

[thedevilsruby]

Blue!

KYAAAAHH HELLO, MY DEAREST @incorrectcats!! ❤ 

Blue: what do you do when you’re sad? I usually listen to music and try to be by myself if my boyfriend or best friends aren't available to talk. Or I write to distract myself. 

What are some things you do when you can’t sleep? I think about stories I want to write or come up for plots for a prompt. It usually relaxes me and I fall asleep.

What was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? Usually, my best nights involve me talking to my long distance best friend (let's call him Phantos)!

What kind of covers do you have on your bed? I have three blankets (a pink and gold one, one with my real name on it and a red plaid one I got from my mom for Christmas).

Who is the last person you told a secret to? Phantos, I tell him everything lmao.

Thank you for asking, my dear!! I had fun!

[magical-marvelous-mistoffelees]

I don't like how the most recent US Tour makeups look, particularly the white part around the eyes ;;

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

I was about to put strongly disagree because I’m so attached to every aspect of the 6th NA Tour, but I wish for a few of the tabby characters (especially the girls) they included more stripe-y aspects.

But I think the way the makeup turned out, especially from an audience perspective, works incredibly well. The looks were sleek and never toooo much, but it was easy to tell the characters apart. And the white around the eyes made the eyes pop even from the mezzanine.