#incorrect valki quotes

[gaminggirlsstuff]

Me : (watching this whole scene play out) *trying not laugh too hard*

Loki : *being too scared*

Valkyrie : *being the scary one*

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[harveybwabbit92]

Akari, to Valky: Fight me!

[Meanwhile Seven is standing behind his daughter giving Valky the Kubrick stare.]

Valky, trembling: ....c-Can't we just talk instead?

Akari: P*ssy.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Valkyrie: The only thing I'm guilty of is loving Asgard. And punching Loki in the face. And shoving a coffee filter down his pants.

[incorrect-valki]

Loki: How did you even find me? 

Val: I thought "where is he?" and then I saw the explosion. 

[annes-andromeda]

Sif: Loki, I am shocked at your behavior!

Thor: Me too. I would have done it on the first date

Loki: I felt terrible about doing it, but Brunnhilde and I need our privacy

Thor: Why don’t you just tell Hela how you feel?

Loki: It’ll hurt her feelings, and right now we’re the only friends she has

Sif: I think that’s sweet

Thor: I think it’s unnatural, and I’m from Asgard

Thor: I mean, what do you do when you and Brunnhilde want to, you know, make love?

Sif: Thor!

Thor: Well it’s bound to come up! How do you handle it?

Sif: Yes, Loki, how do you handle it?

Loki:

Loki:

Loki: HANDLE it?! I can’t even get CLOSE to it!!

[iamanartichoke]

Thor: How do you ask a girl out? 

Loki: Simple. You open the door and say, get out, you’re bothering me. 

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Frigga: Odin, remember how we were worried about Thor’s F-U-T-U-R-E? 

Thor: Oh, Mom, you don’t have to worry about my furniture.

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Thor: It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker.

_

Loki: Well, our marriage counselor says we’re doing fine. 

Brunnhilde: Quiet!

Thor: I married a moose. 

Loki: 

Brunnhilde: 

Thor: We don’t need counseling. 

[incorrect-nebula]

loki: i’m a non-binary girl

valkyrie: okay but you still have a man’s body

loki: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender

valkyrie: i’ll get the shovels

[mira-allenson]

Val: THOR! Lackey stole my alcohol!!

Thor: Val.... You are still holding a bottle you know...

Val: This isn't alcohol!! This is Lackey after he drunk my alcohol!!

Banner: Is she drunk?

Thor: No, that's probably actually Loki...

Val: Do something with your brother! *shoves the bottle on Thor's face*

*Loki transforms back into human and stabs Thor*

Thor bleeding:... I should have expected this...

*Loki & Val's laughter is heard through the spaceship*

Banner: ...Am I supposed to pretend this is normal? Oh God...

[strawberryhoneymilkmaid]

Loki: she drunk as fuck

Valkyrie, in a bathtub, running the water, fully clothed: I'M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I'M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES!

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Loki: I'm marrying Valkyrie.

Thor: Oh? How did that happen?

Loki: She told me that I loved her and that we're getting married.

Thor: That checks out.

[ask-the-memevngers-family]

Peter: Hi I'm Peter and I'm Bi

Shuri: No you're not you're Peter PAN

Valkyrie, struggling against Loki holding her back: I'M BEGGING YOU TO STO-

[lazy-cat-corner]

Loki returning to New York during Infinity War

[Avengers come charging in]

Valkyrie: Who's that?

Loki: They don't like me!

[Angry mob of New Yorkers come in from behind]

Valkyrie: Who's that?

Loki: They don't like me either.

[Thanos pops his head out of the angry mob]

Valkyrie: Who's that?!?!

Loki: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone here doesn't like me!

[harveybwabbit92]

Valky: Where's that jerk who calls himself Ultraseven?

Seven: I am that jerk!...Who wants to know?

[ask-the-god-of-fabulous-mischief]

Me: I'm done being a hoe. Today, I'm a new-

Valkyrie: *exists and is gay*

Me: Ahh fuck.

[incorrect-valki]

Valki week 2019; day 1 - royal duties

It’s once again Valki week here on Tumblr, and because of this occasion we are bringing you brand new, screencapped incorrect quotes!

day 1: valkyrie as the king and loki as her genderfluid queen! {ft. eva green as lady loki!}

@valkiweek

[annes-andromeda]

Jane: You keep hugging Brunnhilde when she’s upset.

Jane: Next thing you know, she’s going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Loki: *scoffing* Is that what I want?

Thor, loudly over the speaker: Yes