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Need more blogs to follow!

If you reblog/create any of the following:

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Reblog/like this!

You don’t have to be following me, but it would be nice.

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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If you ever want to talk: My tumblr ask is always open.

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Wanting more blogs to follow so like/reblog if you like and I will check your blog out

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Shit posts

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First Official Avengers End Game Promo picture 

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Gods, you do something ONE TIME-

Here’s where it says it’s his birthday, the citation leads to Al Ewing’s blog but there’s no post.

al ewing said “loki rights!” And gave him a birthday

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potential theme songs for the Loki show:

-every Kesha song ever played at once

-“Seven Seas of Rhye” by Queen

-Tom Hiddleston playing a guitar and pterodactyl screaming for two minutes straight

-“Take oN Me” but playing in an empty mall

-some weird industrial noise idk

-nebulous horse noises in space

feel free 2 add ur own

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Me: I'm done being a hoe. Today, I'm a new-

Valkyrie: *exists and is gay*

Me: Ahh fuck.

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He still has yet to find me.

Okay but imagine Thor fighting his way through Hel, zapping zombie, desolating deamons and murdering monsters. Finally, in an epic showdown with Hela that makes ragnarok look like two tweens bitch slapping each other out side Clairs Accessories, thor defeats Hela.

As he stands over her…

Hela: it appears you have finally bested me, brother. What is it that you want from me?

Thor: return to me the soul of whom I love most dear!

Hela: I shall never release odin’s soul!

Thor: I do not come for Odin, I come for my brother!

Hela: loki? You want me to give you loki?

Thor: indeed.

Hela: yeah… He’s not here…

Thor: what do you mean he’s not here?

Thor:

Thor: SON OF A B-

Cut to thor finding out loki didn’t die and is currently sunbathing in majorca sipping on a pina colada…

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It's all fun and games until it's reality. -_-

Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue

Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father

Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?

Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course

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I WENT ONTO GOOGLE PLAY TO VOTE FOR THE BEST MOVIE AND I CLICKED ON INFINITY WAR AND I’M ACTUALLY FUCKING SCREAMING LOOK AT THE GODDAMN HEADER MARVEL WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU

I WISH I COULD SAY THIS WAS FAKE. I FUCKING WISH WITH ALL OF MY HEART THAT I MADE THIS SHIT UP. I AM GONNA FUCKING SUE MARVEL’S ASS WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY AND NOW YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECT ME.

D I S G U S T I N G

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Anonymously try to seduce me.

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This blog will be safe on Halloween

This blog will NOT post:

- Screamers 

- Gore

- Blood 

- Purposefully triggering content 

Reblog if your blog will be safe on Halloween

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Well, you do bring up a good point. Although, some form of help is better then none. Especially since whenever I had a problem my way of dealing with it was, well...

Death.

Besides, I already have an identity I will use to go to therapy! Someone who I am sure is a regular and has the best that they can afford.

Anthony Stark.

~ Loki

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Well, dear Wolfcore, when Val dusted away it was during our initial attack. We were on our way to Wakanda, (the only civilized place on your realm, I really must visit it sometime when I'm not dead.) and suddenly Val was just... Gone. I watched her turn to dust and... I will admit, I mourned. We got close during our journey. I turned around and am now currently hiding on... Well, I'm not sure. My ship crashed after I fell asleep. Hopefully not Saakar. I don't think the Grandmaster would want to see me.

~ Loki

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Odin gave both Thor and I great traits

He gave Thor his confidence,

And I got his crippling depression.

Thor got the golden hair he had when he was younger,

And I got his ability to avoid major problems, except instead of sleeping, I fake my death.

Mortals, I think it's time I see a therapist.

~ Loki

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I'm not saying this is how the conversation would go, but that's how the conversation would go.

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Hello mortals

As you Midgardions can tell, I survived the so called 'Infinity War' and managed to escape. Now most of you would assume Thor would know this

He doesn't

Look, I had a plan! Valkyrie and I were going to attack him and then...

Let's just say I took care of her ashes, okay?

So now all of my allies (friends? I guess?) are dead and I'm just kinda waiting for either Thanos or Thor to find me. Until then, ask me anything! Just a few rules.

Don't make it sexual.

Don't make it gory. You can ask me about my many deaths as much as you want, but leave gore out of it.

Don't ask anything racist/transphobic/homophobic. And before anyone asks, yes I am genderfluid and I am pansexual.

Don't tell Thor or Thanos about this blog ;) (actually feel free to tell Thor, I kinda miss drama and that would cause a lot of it the big oaf)

That's really all I can think of. Alright, ask away!

~ Loki