#incorrect tot

[incorrect-nxx]

artem: what are you in the mood for?

marius: world domination

rosa: that's quite ambitious...

marius: you are my world

rosa: aww...

marius:

artem & rosa: oh.

[slimepuparibaba]

Luke Pearce in Dreams and Hereafter: Can't wait to understand what vegetables feel like!

[risewriter]

ROTTMNT: Unknown

Tot Mikey: Dee, are you ok?

Tot Donnie: No. We had a power outage, Mikey. And we ran out of candles.

Tot Mikey: But we have each other!

Tot Donnie: . . .

Tot Mikey: Are you.. scared of the dark?

Tot Donnie: W-What?! Me?! N-No! I’m.. scared of the unknown.

Tot Mikey: Hm, I see.

Tot Mikey: *Sharply inhales* Whoever you are, Mr Unknown, can you leave my brother alone?! Please and thank you!

Tot Donnie: *Chuckles*

Tot Mikey: Did it work?

Tot Donnie: Yeah, I think it left.

[turtleblogatlast]

Man I wish we got more of the turtle tots especially their “slightly older turtle tots” designs, because they are so cute

[forestshadow-wolf]

The tots/fry saga continues

@rainerestored I have nothing to say for myself. The tags are my argument... also yes I did have this conversation irl

Price, walking into the room: BREAKFAST EVERYONE! I got dunkie's

Ghost, the first to arrive: hashbrowns?

Price: *silently handing over a 2 sleves of dunkin' donuts hashbrowns*

Ghost: YES!

Soap: wha- bu-

Soap: how is that ANY different from tater tots!

Ghost, around a mouthful of hashbrowns: because they don't false advertise as fry adjacent!

Ghost: it's DIFFERENT!

[actualbird]

hes just kidding. maybe. hopefully.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Incorrect Marauders Quotes

James: *plucking the petals from a flower* She loves me, she loves me not… James: *giggling, kicking his feet* She loves me, she loves me not, she… loves me… James: *giggling* She loves me not- *plucks last one* SHE- Bush: HE LOVES YOU you bastard, don’t choose the fucking Lily flower over him you’re gay bitch, ALSO Regulus is very handsome and charismatic! James: *jumps up* Ayo wtf James: Reggie is that you Bush/Regulus: Er, no. *peaks out from behind bush with leaves in his hair and rosy cheeks and squinting eyes because of the sun* James: *whimpers* *turns into a stag* Regulus: WTF MAN Bush: Too late you already fell for this dumb bitch, you can’t back down now Regulus: WTF SIRIUS IS THAT YOU Sirius: No.

[stormanbates]

Splinter digs through his chest freezer to get something out for dinner. His picky eater comes up to him.

Donnie: Daddy, what's for dinner?

Splinter: Food.

Donnie: What kind of food?

Splinter: The kind you eat.

Donnie: *annoyed* What TYPE of food?

Splinter: The type that is edible.

Donnie gets irritated and walks away.

Bonus:

Raph comes up to Splinter.

Raph: Papa, I'm hungry.

Splinter: *smirking* Hi, Hungry.

Raph looks annoyed.

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

Tiny Danny is adorable and you can take him from my cold dead hands. Sam has brackets :D! And hasn't completed her Goth evolution xD

Prompt post

Prompt creator

[anittam]

Vyn and Artem are waiting for the rain to pass so they could leave NXX headquarters

Vyn: Woah, today's weather looks just like you Artem, shitty.

Artem: the forecast did said that things would get wet, I am sure that will be a first for you.

Vyn: Oh yes, several inches of rain, I heard, can you imagine that? More than one inch?

Artem: you know? I think I'm having trouble, maybe if you move a little that way into the oncoming traffic, maybe the whole world and I would have the peace and quiet necessary to envision such thing.

Vyn: I would, but who would take care of our dear Rosa? What would she do without her favorite boyfriend? She wouldn't have anyone to talk to, hang out with, or walk her home during a storm. Oh! How I miss the way she say "Chotto Matte Kudasai".

*Artem pushes Vyn off the balcony, into the rain*

Artem: oh, shit, you didn't melt, the wizard of oz lied to me.

Vyn: I hate you.

Artem: I hate you more.

To get rid of the weight on my conscience, I like to think that Rosa dates all the boys in nxx, and they are aware of this, but they whole hearted believe that they will be able to make the others give up on the relationship, until they are Rosa's only boyfriend.

So scenes like this are not uncommon.

[psychopomparia]

based on a recent convo I had

Trial going in favor of Themis Law Firm Rosa: "Wow, I'm cooking"

Artem: "I do not see any ingredients at the moment. What food are you making?"

Rosa: "No, Mr. Wing. That's not what I meant."

or alternatively

Rosa: "Mr. Wing, you're cooking!"

Artem: "No, I'm just doing my best in this trial. Perhaps when it wraps up, I could cook something for you."

Rosa: "Mr. Wing, that's not what I-...sure, thank you."

[incorrect-nxx]

luke: i've accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

luke: turns out, i've been reported missing for six months and my case is nxx's highest priority

luke:

luke: rosa's going to kill me

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

5 y/o Mikey, spelling: N... U... T... E... L... L... A!

Splinter: What's the word?

Mikey, confidently: Peanut butter!

[risewriter]

ROTTMNT: Swim

Tot Mikey: Ok, dad. I’m going for a swim! Splinter: Hm? Ah, yes, yes. Have fun, orange. Tot Donnie: Wait, dad. You do know that Mikey isn’t an aquatic turtle, right? Splinter: So? He can float. Tot Donnie: Yes, but he can’t breath under water. Splinter: Oh. Tot Mikey: *In the distance* Raphie! Look at me! I’m gonna try diving! Tot Donnie: Time to run? Splinter: As fast as possible, yes.

[genshin-on-crack]

Marius: Vyn said that before you tend to someone who's feeling down, always ask them if they need comfort or advice to avoid misunderstandings. Maybe you can think about it when you're cheering Rosa up.

Marius: Also, Vincent gave me two grape mentos packets today, do you want one?

Luke: What?

Marius: Do you want mentos?

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost: I hate tator tots.

Soap: 🤨

Ghost: they're just the worst combination of hashbrowns and chips

Soap:

Ghost: I don't respect anyone who likes tator tots

Side note - chips as in the british call french fries chips (even though they're wrong) and ghost is infact english