#incorrect tot

[incorrect-nxx]

artem: what are you in the mood for?

marius: world domination

rosa: that's quite ambitious...

marius: you are my world

rosa: aww...

marius:

artem & rosa: oh.

[risewriter]

ROTTMNT: Swim

Tot Mikey: Ok, dad. I’m going for a swim! Splinter: Hm? Ah, yes, yes. Have fun, orange. Tot Donnie: Wait, dad. You do know that Mikey isn’t an aquatic turtle, right? Splinter: So? He can float. Tot Donnie: Yes, but he can’t breath under water. Splinter: Oh. Tot Mikey: *In the distance* Raphie! Look at me! I’m gonna try diving! Tot Donnie: Time to run? Splinter: As fast as possible, yes.

[turtleblogatlast]

Man I wish we got more of the turtle tots especially their “slightly older turtle tots” designs, because they are so cute

[l-pandamatic-l]

Leo: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now! No response.

Y/N: wow they sound really stupid.

Leo: but they're not. Just dense.

Y/N: maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, idk.. "hey! I love you"

Leo: i guess you're right. Y/N, I love you.

Y/N: See? Just like that!

Leo: holy fcking shit.

Y/N: if that flies over their head, then I'm sorry Leo but they're too dumb for you.

Leo: Y/N…

Donnie, passing the popcorn to Raph and Mikey who both just walked in to get food: I’m just glad the Wifi went out when it did. This is way better than what I was watching

[forestshadow-wolf]

The tots/fry saga continues

@rainerestored I have nothing to say for myself. The tags are my argument... also yes I did have this conversation irl

Price, walking into the room: BREAKFAST EVERYONE! I got dunkie's

Ghost, the first to arrive: hashbrowns?

Price: *silently handing over a 2 sleves of dunkin' donuts hashbrowns*

Ghost: YES!

Soap: wha- bu-

Soap: how is that ANY different from tater tots!

Ghost, around a mouthful of hashbrowns: because they don't false advertise as fry adjacent!

Ghost: it's DIFFERENT!

[rottmnt-incorrect-quotes]

Little Leo, shatters a window and climbs through it:

Little Leo, turns around and helps Little Mikey through it: Breaking and entering is wrong Mikey

Little Mikey: Okay

[stxrrynxghts]

Krishna: close your eyes bro

Arjun: alright bro

Krishna: what do you see bro

Arjun: nothing bro

Krishna: that is my life without you, bro

Arjun, holding back tears: bro...

Krishna: bro

[actualbird]

hes just kidding. maybe. hopefully.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Incorrect Marauders Quotes

James: *plucking the petals from a flower* She loves me, she loves me not… James: *giggling, kicking his feet* She loves me, she loves me not, she… loves me… James: *giggling* She loves me not- *plucks last one* SHE- Bush: HE LOVES YOU you bastard, don’t choose the fucking Lily flower over him you’re gay bitch, ALSO Regulus is very handsome and charismatic! James: *jumps up* Ayo wtf James: Reggie is that you Bush/Regulus: Er, no. *peaks out from behind bush with leaves in his hair and rosy cheeks and squinting eyes because of the sun* James: *whimpers* *turns into a stag* Regulus: WTF MAN Bush: Too late you already fell for this dumb bitch, you can’t back down now Regulus: WTF SIRIUS IS THAT YOU Sirius: No.

[stormanbates]

Splinter digs through his chest freezer to get something out for dinner. His picky eater comes up to him.

Donnie: Daddy, what's for dinner?

Splinter: Food.

Donnie: What kind of food?

Splinter: The kind you eat.

Donnie: *annoyed* What TYPE of food?

Splinter: The type that is edible.

Donnie gets irritated and walks away.

Bonus:

Raph comes up to Splinter.

Raph: Papa, I'm hungry.

Splinter: *smirking* Hi, Hungry.

Raph looks annoyed.

[incorrect-nxx]

luke: i've accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

luke: turns out, i've been reported missing for six months and my case is nxx's highest priority

luke:

luke: rosa's going to kill me

[risewriter]

ROTTMNT: Green

Tot Mikey: Ok! I'm gonna go hide now! Dee taught me how to hide real good!

Tot Raph: Alright, bud! I'll count!

*Later Raph goes to find Mikey after finding the others*

Tot Donnie: He said I taught him?

Tot Raph: Yeah, what did you teach him?

Tot Donnie: Well, I explained how projectors work, but I don’t see how that’s related to-

*The little turtles find a giggling Mikey ''hiding'' in front of a green screen*

Tot Leo: Wait, does he think we can't see him?

Tot Donnie: Apparently.

Tot Raph: *Chokes up from the adorableness* I don't wanna say I found him now!

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

Tiny Danny is adorable and you can take him from my cold dead hands. Sam has brackets :D! And hasn't completed her Goth evolution xD

Prompt post

Prompt creator

[anittam]

Vyn and Artem are waiting for the rain to pass so they could leave NXX headquarters

Vyn: Woah, today's weather looks just like you Artem, shitty.

Artem: the forecast did said that things would get wet, I am sure that will be a first for you.

Vyn: Oh yes, several inches of rain, I heard, can you imagine that? More than one inch?

Artem: you know? I think I'm having trouble, maybe if you move a little that way into the oncoming traffic, maybe the whole world and I would have the peace and quiet necessary to envision such thing.

Vyn: I would, but who would take care of our dear Rosa? What would she do without her favorite boyfriend? She wouldn't have anyone to talk to, hang out with, or walk her home during a storm. Oh! How I miss the way she say "Chotto Matte Kudasai".

*Artem pushes Vyn off the balcony, into the rain*

Artem: oh, shit, you didn't melt, the wizard of oz lied to me.

Vyn: I hate you.

Artem: I hate you more.

To get rid of the weight on my conscience, I like to think that Rosa dates all the boys in nxx, and they are aware of this, but they whole hearted believe that they will be able to make the others give up on the relationship, until they are Rosa's only boyfriend.

So scenes like this are not uncommon.

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost: I hate tator tots.

Soap: 🤨

Ghost: they're just the worst combination of hashbrowns and chips

Soap:

Ghost: I don't respect anyone who likes tator tots

Side note - chips as in the british call french fries chips (even though they're wrong) and ghost is infact english

[l-pandamatic-l]

Donnie: And just as the mad doctor himself, my creation has turned against me Y/N: Don, all S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N did was call me mom, don’t be dramatic