#incorrect tintin

[incorrecttintin]

Thought people would appreciate an update

[votapublica]

Deleted scene from the Blue Lotus (no

Unfortunately Tintin 丁丁means p3n1s in Chinese and it’s a pity no one pointed it out.

Also Zhang being someone of his time might believe that white people are all adulterers because men and women do mass together in one church, not helped by he meeting a guy whose name was literally p3n1s. Some people in rural China also used to believe that white people took away your body parts to do evil magic, so Zhang might also suspect this Belgian guy might take away his tintin…but this comic is pretty sanitized and wholesome for the better I guess.

[miitarashi]

(I felt silly)

[acestintinsideblog]

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Chix and Grub are investigating Mulch’s apartment)

Mulch: I’m not a bad person! I’m a kleptomaniac!

Chix: A what?

Grub: It’s a fear of open spaces…

Chix: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Jade, after some people ruin his mushrooms: The scoundrels! They'll need a distress signal once I get a hold of them!

[incorrect-tokyodebunker]

Haru: [after complaining] ... It's been a long week.

Rui: It's Wednesday.

[ghost-tings]

welcome to quote thing in my drafts that I don't know what it was gonna be

like what was I on

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The Administrator: Do I pay you to talk, Ms. Pauling?

Ms. Pauling: You don't pay me at all, ma'am.

[adekalyn]

*Kol, trying to get out of trouble when Elijah found him putting superglue on the toilet seats*

Kol: You’re my favourite brother! Last year, we shared a toothbrush.

Elijah, seconds away from murder: I was not aware of that.

Kol: We did!

[aagatinha]

Tintin: *almost flipping over from sleep on the typewriter*

You: I think you should go get some rest

Tintin blinks his eyes to try to stay awake before of: “It's all right, I just need a few more minutes”. And then he falls once and for all on the typewriter, a slight snore soon fills the environment and you sigh.

You: You really don't learn, do you, Tintin?

[museu-degrandes-novidades]

Nunca perde a graça!

[votapublica]

When your English is almost perfect. Almost.

[miitarashi]

Tintin: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

[acestintinsideblog]

Tintin: Are you an “arrrrr” pirate, or a “yo ho ho” pirate?

Haddock: I am a “not paying $10 for this movie when it’s on the internet” pirate

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

emotions running high just after the harbour scene

haddock: we lived... tintin: WE FELL! WHO GIVES A FUCK IF WE LIVED!