#incorrect tintin

[museu-degrandes-novidades]

Nunca perde a graça!

[acestintinsideblog]

Tintin: Are you an “arrrrr” pirate, or a “yo ho ho” pirate?

Haddock: I am a “not paying $10 for this movie when it’s on the internet” pirate

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Chix and Grub are investigating Mulch’s apartment)

Mulch: I’m not a bad person! I’m a kleptomaniac!

Chix: A what?

Grub: It’s a fear of open spaces…

Chix: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Jade, after some people ruin his mushrooms: The scoundrels! They'll need a distress signal once I get a hold of them!

[incorrect-tokyodebunker]

Haru: [after complaining] ... It's been a long week.

Rui: It's Wednesday.

[ghost-tings]

welcome to quote thing in my drafts that I don't know what it was gonna be

like what was I on

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The Administrator: Do I pay you to talk, Ms. Pauling?

Ms. Pauling: You don't pay me at all, ma'am.

[miitarashi]

☆Tintin special compilations☆

Incorrect quotes (For my boy's Bday!)

Vampire!Tintin: can you please stop and hear me at once?!

*End up using hipnoses on Haddock without noticing*

Haddock,answering in trance:...yes...lad...

Vampire!Tintin,quietly smiling a bit smug.

[Name]: don't- stop with that smile you little menance thing.

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[Name]: Tintin? Tintin where are-

*Look at the dark hallway and seen two pairs of glowing red eyes staring at you*

[Name]:.... *run for your life*

Vampire!Tintin: *get worried and run towards you making things worst*

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Tintin: if you two...can not manage to not kill each other while i'm gone..

Sakharine: Oh please,we are not childrens.

*Tintin walk off*

Haddock: eat shit and die!

Sakharine: yes,fuck you.

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Tintin: Oh...oh please captain,don't cry..

Haddock,crying his ass out: i'm such an idiot..!

Tintin: no no...there there..

Haddock,still crying: i miss my mother....

Tintin: oh..that's deeper than i wanna go-

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Tintin:...wife? Why i would be the wife..?

Chang: because you're attentive,sweet and look good in white.

Tintin:

Tintin,lightly blushing:...Chang you can't just say stuff like that..

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*[Name] walking to their kitchen to drink water in the middle of the night*

*Two pair of red eyes looking at them because Tintin break in*

Vampire!Tintin: Oh...

[Name]:.....why??

Vampire!Tintin:....hungry-

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Tintin,looking at haddock shooted on the floor: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Villain[Name],holding the gun: HE SHOWED OUT OF NOWHERE! I PANICKED-

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*Haddock,drunk and crying while Tintin is comforting him*

Alan,ready to make things worse: looks like someone has daddy issues.

Haddock,full of alcohol on his blood: I do NOT have daddy issues!! I'M PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

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[Name]: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Haddock: Damn, if people did that to each other, Tintin would've killed me years ago.

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[Name], learning how to drive: What happens if i press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Haddock: The car takes a screenshot.

Tintin: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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A/N: HI THERE TINTIN FANDOM!! I'm profusily sorry for the late even more because of my beautiful boy's birthday,Hazbin hotel really got me but! Tintin's still my number 1 so i'm here. And! Just to prove,i have some other storys and request ready that i'll post probably one by one or two weeks while i write something quite...tragic. Another fic that i'll post on AO3 so y'all know it's big. Anyways! I'm still here so please fandom come back i miss y'all 😭

[adekalyn]

*Kol, trying to get out of trouble when Elijah found him putting superglue on the toilet seats*

Kol: You’re my favourite brother! Last year, we shared a toothbrush.

Elijah, seconds away from murder: I was not aware of that.

Kol: We did!

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

emotions running high just after the harbour scene

haddock: we lived... tintin: WE FELL! WHO GIVES A FUCK IF WE LIVED!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Elisabeth: What a WEEK, huh?

Edgar: My lady, it’s Wednesday

[kyanhere]

Lesson learn: Dont mess with Tintins temper

[acestintinsideblog]

Tintin: Captain, when I get murdered, please make sure it’s an unsolved case

Haddock: What?

Tintin: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Nestor: Can we go back to where he said “when I get murdered”

[mythos321]

Tsunami:What a WEEK huh?

Clay:Tsunami, it’s Wednesday

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Ace: You're crazy! Deuce, don't do that! Deuce, already running: Into the hands of fate!

[ratatatastic]

how easy is it to steal the stanley cup? the answer is apparently very! all it takes is a cute face and some elbow grease really

bye phil your precious child is being taken on a joyride and you may never get her back ever again your job is in jeopardy 👋 may she got lost in the backlands of sweden and enjoy it 🫶

(in reality walt the other cup keeper, because there are multiple, is in the back with forsy to tag along as official cup babysitter)

but its undeniably funny how you can barely see whos in the backseat of the car so it really does looks like forsy just made off with the biggest heist of the century and no one is stopping him at all like bye ig 😭😭😭

ALSO FORSY NOT LETTING ANYONE ELSE SIT SHOTGUN BECAUSE THATS MISS STANLEYS SEAT IM GONNA SCREAM

alternatively, incorrect florida panthers

Forsy Cup Day | 8.2.24 (x)