#incorrect shie hassaikai quotes

[number1villainstan]

Eri: Is Santa going to come? Chisaki: Santa's dead. Eri: What? Chisaki: It's true. They found his body in Chile. The autopsy results suggested that he died by suffocation while trying to force himself down an especially narrow chimney. Eri: *bursts into tears* Pops in the background: KAI

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Overhaul: Nice dog you got there Cop: Yes, this is our new drug-detecting dog Overhaul: Still training then, huh? Cop: What? Overhaul: Never mind

[incorrectmhatweets]

… pretty sure this happened in canon…

[angie-starz]

L.O.V+E by MalaMari on Ao3

The fic is great and they are feeding my little SH loving heart, so have some sketches of the last few chapters

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Overhaul: I got a new hoodie.

Chrono: wrong. We got a new hoodie.

[ifvillainwhysexi]

🄰🄰🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰L̸O̸O̸K̸ R̸N̸

HE SMILES LIKE A HIMBO 𝚆𝙶𝙷𝙰𝚃

[vincelikestomince]

Overhaul: Make sure this is done

Chrono: Your words are the holy grail and we shall follow them

Overhaul: 😐😑😐

[gummismile]

I did a thing.

[only-my-unexistent-fiances]

Incorrect quotes with Chisaki Kai, and my oc, just bcs I'm bored.

Specifications: my oc uses she/they pronounce and is afab.

I'm going to refer to her as y/n for your liking. But, I'd like you to know as well that her name is Sasaki Ima!

Now, the incorrect quotes!

Kai: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Y/N: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Kai: Death is a social construct

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Kai: You're right.

Y/N: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Kai: You love me, right, Ima?

Y/N: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Kai: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Y/N: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Kai: No! Four to five seconds!

Y/N: Too late!!!

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Kai: Y/N... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Kai:

Kai: I wrote sanitize, Y/N.

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Y/N: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Kai: You're like, what? 20 years old?

Y/N: I MIGHT DIE AT 40!

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Kai: I prevented a murder today.

Y/N: Really? How’d you do that?

Kai: self control.

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Y/N: Can you keep a secret?

Kai: Do you know anything about my life?

Y/N: No I do not. Good point.

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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there?

Kai: No

Y/N: That's what I- WAIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "THAT'S MY LAP"

Kai: Still a no.

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Kai, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Y/N in a very serious tone: I saw a squirrel in a tree today.

Kai, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.

Kai: This is what I’m talking about people.

[incorrectshigadabiquotes]

Dabi: I care about all my friends equally.

Spinner: The others and I were attacked while you were away.

Dabi: IS TOMURA OKAY?!

[lightpudding]

When your bf decide to reconnect with his old pals but they hate your guts

By @in-correct-quotes

[number1villainstan]

Setsuno: lol i'm dying help Rappa: oof same Hojo: big mood Sakaki: What's wrong, Setsuno? Nemoto: Good. Setsuno: no like i'm legit dying Setsuno: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald's parking lot Setsuno: the lol is a habit Setsuno: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

*Several people are typing...*

[mha-incorrect-quotess]

Chisaki: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Chisaki: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Chronostasis: We’re still in quarantine, there’s still time for a redemption arc.

Chisaki: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

[serostuffmain]

Incorrect Quotes Part 1/?

[angie-starz]

Kurono: I'm not a good person

Aizawa: I know

Kurono: ...I hate dogs.. isn't it like an unspoken rule to you heroes that if someone doesn't like dogs they're automatically evil?

Aizawa: Luckily for you...I'm a cat person

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Overhaul, showing new members around: Please be careful what you say now there’s a 7 year old in the room

Eri: 8 year old!

Overhaul: you can’t say you’re eight when your birthday isn’t until Saturday you ass!

Eri: Bitch!

Overhaul: hold on, gotta fight my little sister-