#incorrect shie hassaikai quotes

[number1villainstan]

Eri: Is Santa going to come? Chisaki: Santa's dead. Eri: What? Chisaki: It's true. They found his body in Chile. The autopsy results suggested that he died by suffocation while trying to force himself down an especially narrow chimney. Eri: *bursts into tears* Pops in the background: KAI

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Overhaul: Nice dog you got there Cop: Yes, this is our new drug-detecting dog Overhaul: Still training then, huh? Cop: What? Overhaul: Never mind

[incorrectmhatweets]

… pretty sure this happened in canon…

[angie-starz]

L.O.V+E by MalaMari on Ao3

The fic is great and they are feeding my little SH loving heart, so have some sketches of the last few chapters

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Overhaul: I got a new hoodie.

Chrono: wrong. We got a new hoodie.

[ifvillainwhysexi]

🄰🄰🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷🄰L̸O̸O̸K̸ R̸N̸

HE SMILES LIKE A HIMBO 𝚆𝙶𝙷𝙰𝚃

[overhaulhautecouture]

hi—this is the blog where i get to be informal and publicly cringe. you can call me rory, wahya, or kai.

i'm an adult and you get to choose my pronouns.

my personal blog where i share art, mini fics, politics, and miscellaneous posts is @badcaninecemetery ; @schlechtenhunde is my art blog, and i post updates about my shop and fanart.

if you're interested in joining my overhaul (and shie hassaikai and league of villains server), you can click here for the link.

this blog will be completely and totally overhaul- and touya-centric. i will reblog anything that is about them. i will also post my own headcanons, overhaul and touya plushies adventures, incorrect quotes, f/o gushing, and my own writing. this is strictly an f/o and/or self-shipping blog with the occasional kin post. i will share sfw and nsfw—all things will go untagged. check the tag directory below for more information !! ☕️🐺

i don't ship overhaul/touya, but i can engage with it. however, i don't really like ships, so i just ask you don't approach me first !! if i interact with ship posts, then feel free to gush 🐾🐺

feel free to tag any of my posts as kin, ship, or whatever you want. 💐🐺

also, please send anything touya and overhaul related my way. come into my dms and asks, please !! i'd love to talk about them and can do so for hours. 🤍💜🐺 (i need more free forehead pictures)

tags:

#kai

#touya

#barking rory (for whenever i speak)

#wolf's posts (any of my own content)

#canine of baskerville (dark content—any and all flavors)

#fire hounds (nsfw content—18+ MDNI, block this tag)

[vincelikestomince]

Overhaul: Make sure this is done

Chrono: Your words are the holy grail and we shall follow them

Overhaul: 😐😑😐

[gummismile]

I did a thing.

[only-my-unexistent-fiances]

Incorrect quotes with Chisaki Kai, and my oc, just bcs I'm bored.

Specifications: my oc uses she/they pronounce and is afab.

I'm going to refer to her as y/n for your liking. But, I'd like you to know as well that her name is Sasaki Ima!

Now, the incorrect quotes!

Kai: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Y/N: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Kai: Death is a social construct

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Kai: You're right.

Y/N: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Kai: You love me, right, Ima?

Y/N: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Kai: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Y/N: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Kai: No! Four to five seconds!

Y/N: Too late!!!

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Kai: Y/N... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Kai:

Kai: I wrote sanitize, Y/N.

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Y/N: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Kai: You're like, what? 20 years old?

Y/N: I MIGHT DIE AT 40!

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Kai: I prevented a murder today.

Y/N: Really? How’d you do that?

Kai: self control.

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Y/N: Can you keep a secret?

Kai: Do you know anything about my life?

Y/N: No I do not. Good point.

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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there?

Kai: No

Y/N: That's what I- WAIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "THAT'S MY LAP"

Kai: Still a no.

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Kai, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Y/N in a very serious tone: I saw a squirrel in a tree today.

Kai, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.

Kai: This is what I’m talking about people.

[incorrectshigadabiquotes]

Dabi: I care about all my friends equally.

Spinner: The others and I were attacked while you were away.

Dabi: IS TOMURA OKAY?!

[number1villainstan]

Setsuno: lol i'm dying help Rappa: oof same Hojo: big mood Sakaki: What's wrong, Setsuno? Nemoto: Good. Setsuno: no like i'm legit dying Setsuno: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald's parking lot Setsuno: the lol is a habit Setsuno: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

*Several people are typing...*

[lightpudding]

When your bf decide to reconnect with his old pals but they hate your guts

By @in-correct-quotes

[mha-incorrect-quotess]

Chisaki: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Chisaki: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Chronostasis: We’re still in quarantine, there’s still time for a redemption arc.

Chisaki: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

[angie-starz]

Kurono: I'm not a good person

Aizawa: I know

Kurono: ...I hate dogs.. isn't it like an unspoken rule to you heroes that if someone doesn't like dogs they're automatically evil?

Aizawa: Luckily for you...I'm a cat person

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Overhaul, showing new members around: Please be careful what you say now there’s a 7 year old in the room

Eri: 8 year old!

Overhaul: you can’t say you’re eight when your birthday isn’t until Saturday you ass!

Eri: Bitch!

Overhaul: hold on, gotta fight my little sister-